DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2012    Duedate: 05/07/2012

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUST LOSIN
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5105) [20-18-1,86]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JUST LOSIN                     VROR
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         SAVAGE HORDE (543)
(5-5105) [20-18-1,86]          (5-5231) [1-0-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JUST LOSIN                     HORSE
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         ON THE FARM (478)
(5-5105) [20-18-1,86]          (5-4575) [6-6-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)       27
2. U PAY I SLAY (545)          25      ON THE FARM (478)
3. ON THE FARM (478)           18      Unchartered Team
4. TECHNOLOGY (283)            17
5. SAVAGE HORDE (543)          13      SAVAGE HORDE (543)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SAVAGE HORDE (543)         1   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    6  9 0
 2/ 1 ON THE FARM (478)         15  11  1 57.7   2/ 2 ON THE FARM (478)         3  1 0
 3/ 0 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     24  19  1 55.8   3/ 0 TECHNOLOGY (283)          3  2 0
 4/ 0 TECHNOLOGY (283)         585 465 34 55.7   4/ 0 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     2  2 0
 5/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   645 666 20 49.2   5/ 0*SAVAGE HORDE (543)        1  0 0
 6/ 0*U PAY I SLAY (545)         0   5  0  0.0   6/ 0*U PAY I SLAY (545)        0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 699): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 582): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 676): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 700): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 695): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 704): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 688): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 655): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): LION'S MANE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 637): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 279): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 272): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 533): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 581): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 699): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 582): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 704): GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 676): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 700): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 695): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 704): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 688): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 689): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 655): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 637): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 279): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 272): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 533): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 581) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
              (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 676): RAIGHNALL of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
                           DEAD MAN WALKING of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Ahhhh, the Kung-Fu Master!  I don't like him at all.
     But we greet, happily even though we lost to them, the arrival of two warriors
from On The Farm.  Really glad to see you here.

                                    Just Losin

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KALTOS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see DOG win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DOG beat NOLBER PRING 
and NOLBER PRING lost 18 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the 
spice of life, KALTOS may be getting bland, as JUST LOSIN stays top dog in the city.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in KALTOS to get a drink than The Victory 
Tavern!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUST LOSIN 5105              20  18  1    86       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WATSON 5132                  14   6  0    68       TECHNOLOGY (283)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOG 4576                      7   4  1    66       ON THE FARM (478)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIK-TOK 5062                 10   4  0    52       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 NOLBER PRING 5143            11  10  0    47       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 HORSE 4575                    6   6  0    45       ON THE FARM (478)
 NEWLIN PARRIT 5201            6   4  0    37       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 JEWEL BOX 4849                3   1  0    36       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 SAIRY WELLS 5212              4   3  0    34       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IG-88 5196                    2   0  0    32       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 IRON GIANT 5192               4   1  0    26       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 BACK WAX 4848                 4   0  0    25       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISOBEL KLINE 5194             4   7  0    19       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 PRIS 5191                     2   3  0    17       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-COW 4577                      2   1  0    13       ON THE FARM (478)
 VROR 5231                     1   0  0    13       SAVAGE HORDE (543)
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5237            0   1  0     2       U PAY I SLAY (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIP OVER 5197          0  1 0 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  STONE GOLEM           701  NONE
HOT TOWEL 5198          0  1 0 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  SHEWISH GIANT         701  NONE
BUB BYE 5240            0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 545     ARENAMASTER TROK      701  NONE
BYE 5239                0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 545     STONE GOLEM           701  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LOSER 5241              0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 545     STONE GOLEM           701  NONE
SEE YA 5238             0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 545     STONE GOLEM           701  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jorja -- Realize that this farm imports our animals from Texas.  We only want big
ones here! -- Assur

Fratsfa Slave.  Tedious. -- Nolber Pring

Horse -- I always preferred walking, myself.  And this just reminds me of why. --
Newlin Parrit

Dog -- You must be rabid! -- Isobel Kline the seriously alarmed

The Cult Member is embarrassingly bad. -- Sairy Wells

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOSER was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUB BYE was butchered by ARENAMASTER TROKTAI in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HOT TOWEL was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BYE was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEE YA was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
FRIP OVER was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUST LOSIN overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
NOLBER PRING was devastated by DOG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WATSON overpowered SAIRY WELLS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HORSE was defeated by TIK-TOK in a action packed 6 minute melee.
IRON GIANT lost to NEWLIN PARRIT in a 2 minute duel.
JEWEL BOX vanquished PRIS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ISOBEL KLINE was vanquished by IG-88 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BACK WAX beat SEYMORE GUTTS in a 3 minute novice's melee.
VROR defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JUST LOSIN 5105            20  18  1   86 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
AIMED BLOW       WATSON 5132                14   6  0   68 TECHNOLOGY (283)
BASHING ATTACK   DOG 4576                    7   4  1   66 ON THE FARM (478)
TOTAL PARRY      TIK-TOK 5062               10   4  0   52 TECHNOLOGY (283)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NEWLIN PARRIT 5201          6   4  0   37 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JUST LOSIN 5105.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HORSE 4575.  The ten other most popular fighters were VROR 5231, FRIP OVER 5197, 
BACK WAX 4848, LOSER 5241, DOG 4576, IG-88 5196, JUST LOSIN 5105, SEYMORE GUTTS 5237, 
NOLBER PRING 5143, and WATSON 5132.

The least popular fighter this week was ISOBEL KLINE 5194.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TIK-TOK 5062, SAIRY WELLS 5212, SEE YA 5238, BYE 5239, HOT 
TOWEL 5198, BUB BYE 5240, PRIS 5191, JEWEL BOX 4849, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, and IRON 
GIANT 5192.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROCKET MAN 2812 (76-89-3)              5  3  0         TECHNOLOGY           
ICE FOX 3877 (71-38-0)                 1  4  0         OF WOLF AND MEN 4    

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033 (33-11-1)        12  3  0         011510A              
JOHN TYLER 4420 (49-14-0)              6  3  0         I'M HISTORY          
FREDERICK DOUGLASS 4424 (23-10-1)      1  3  0         I'M HISTORY          
IAN 4737 (8-0-0)                       1  3  0         I HEART BALLS        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JEWEL BOX 4849 (2-1-0)                 2  3  0         MASSAGE PARLORS      
Y THE BOLD 5127 (4-0-0)                0  3  0         HISTORICAL KOLACT    

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IG-88 5196 (1-0-0)                     5  3  0         TECHNOLOGY           
PRIS 5191 (2-2-0)                      5  3  1         TECHNOLOGY           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LUETH 5195 (0-0-0)                     8  3  0         ANGELIC LEGION       
HONOR 5217 (0-0-0)                     2  1  0  DEAD   THE VALIANT          
WRAITHBLADE 5227 (0-0-0)               5  3  0         SAVAGE HORDE         
CAN'T SLEEP 5218 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         HOOKED ON COFFEE     
VROR 5231 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         SAVAGE HORDE         
DECIMUS 5232 (0-0-0)                   0  1  0  DEAD   KHOR'S PRAETORIANS   

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CATFISH HUNTER 3315 (24-26-1)          3  3  0         PARTY ANIMALS        

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLFMAN JACK 4594 (11-1-1)             2  3  0         PARTY ANIMALS        

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
8 BALL 5117 (14-5-1)                   1  3  0         POOL PARTY           

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
Y THE BOLD 5127 (4-0-0)                0  3  0         HISTORICAL KOLACT    

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIRGITTE 5108 (1-1-0)                  3  3  0         KINGS BLADES         

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GIANT KILLER 5200 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         KINGS BLADES