DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2012    Duedate: 06/04/2012

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-703

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WATSON
TECHNOLOGY (283)
(5-5132) [16-6-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WATSON                         IMA SLAYER
TECHNOLOGY (283)               U PAY I SLAY (545)
(5-5132) [16-6-0,99]           (5-5245) [1-1-0,17]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JUST LOSIN                     JEWEL BOX
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-5105) [20-20-1,81]          (5-4849) [5-1-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TECHNOLOGY (283)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. U PAY I SLAY (545)          40
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      33      TECHNOLOGY (283)
3. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)       33      Unchartered Team
4. TECHNOLOGY (283)             8
5. SAVAGE HORDE (543)           0      U PAY I SLAY (545)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SAVAGE HORDE (543)         1   0  0  100   1/ 1 TECHNOLOGY (283)          8  5 0
 2- 3*KINGS BLADES (534)         8   6  0 57.1   2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  8 0
 3/ 4 TECHNOLOGY (283)         590 468 34 55.8   3/ 4 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     4  7 0
 4/ 2 ON THE FARM (478)         16  14  1 53.3   4- 5*KINGS BLADES (534)        2  0 0
 5/ 5 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     26  24  1 52.0   5/ 3 ON THE FARM (478)         2  4 0
 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   650 671 20 49.2   6- 6*SAVAGE HORDE (543)        1  0 0
 7/ 7*U PAY I SLAY (545)         1  14  0  6.7   7/ 7*U PAY I SLAY (545)        1 14 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
                           TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
                  (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KALTOS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  And if variety is the spice of life, 
KALTOS may be getting bland, as WATSON stays top dog in the city.  The Victory 
Tavern, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  
From KALTOS' trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
MASSAGE PARLORS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like ON THE FARM 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.  TIK-TOK was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the 
DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to JEWEL BOX of 
MASSAGE PARLORS for challenging up by 20 to TIK-TOK.  JEWEL BOX won to get 66 points 
of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the KALTOS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WATSON 5132                  16   6  0    99       TECHNOLOGY (283)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUST LOSIN 5105              20  20  1    81       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEWEL BOX 4849                5   1  0    66       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 NOLBER PRING 5143            13  10  0    64       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIK-TOK 5062                 11   5  0    52       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 NEWLIN PARRIT 5201            7   5  0    48       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 DOG 4576                      7   6  1    44       ON THE FARM (478)
-IG-88 5196                    3   0  0    42       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 HORSE 4575                    7   7  0    40       ON THE FARM (478)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON GIANT 5192               5   2  0    33       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-BIRGITTE 5108                 2   1  0    29       KINGS BLADES (534)
 ISOBEL KLINE 5194             6   7  0    26       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAIRY WELLS 5212              4   5  0    22       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-PRIS 5191                     2   4  0    18       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 IMA SLAYER 5245               1   1  0    17       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 BACK WAX 4848                 4   2  0    15       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
-COW 4577                      2   1  0    13       ON THE FARM (478)
-VROR 5231                     1   0  0    13       SAVAGE HORDE (543)
-GIANT KILLER 5200             1   0  0    10       KINGS BLADES (534)
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5237            0   3  0     5       U PAY I SLAY (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIP OVER 5247          0  1 0 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  BLACK ORC             703  NONE
WET TOWEL 5256          0  1 0 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  ARENAMASTER TROK      703  NONE
BYE 5254                0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 545     WURM KIN              703  NONE
IMA MAYBE 5255          0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 545     HIGH ELF              703  NONE
SEE YA 5253             0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 545     ARENAMASTER TROK      703  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur -- Next time, I'll bring a cat and loose her in front of Dog before I cross the
property line. -- Nolber Pring

IG-88 -- What?  I don't do technology more complicated than a hoe. -- Newlin Parrit

Seymore Gutts -- Thanks, but no thanks, not unless they're yours. -- Isobel Kline,
Teacher of the Month

Watson -- I suspect that was elementary.  Well done. -- Just Losin

Jewel Box -- Ah, you found my weakness. -- Sairy Wells

Back Wax -- Will it make blows slide off? -- Nolber Pring

Tik-Tok -- A cat you are not. -- Dog

Iron Giant -- Nay. -- Horse

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRIP OVER was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IMA MAYBE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
WET TOWEL was murdered by ARENAMASTER TROKTAI in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SEE YA was butchered by ARENAMASTER TROKTAI in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JEWEL BOX viciously subdued TIK-TOK in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
IRON GIANT devastated BACK WAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SEYMORE GUTTS slimly lost to ISOBEL KLINE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
WATSON vanquished JUST LOSIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
DOG was overpowered by NOLBER PRING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HORSE was overcome by NEWLIN PARRIT in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
SAIRY WELLS was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
IMA SLAYER subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  18 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 703 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WATSON 5132                16   6  0   99 TECHNOLOGY (283)
STRIKING ATTACK  JEWEL BOX 4849              5   1  0   66 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
TOTAL PARRY      TIK-TOK 5062               11   5  0   52 TECHNOLOGY (283)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NEWLIN PARRIT 5201          7   5  0   48 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
BASHING ATTACK   DOG 4576                    7   6  1   44 ON THE FARM (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JUST LOSIN 5105.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEWEL BOX 4849.  The ten other most popular fighters were HORSE 4575, ISOBEL 
KLINE 5194, SEYMORE GUTTS 5237, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, WATSON 5132, IMA SLAYER 5245, 
TIK-TOK 5062, IRON GIANT 5192, JUST LOSIN 5105, and NOLBER PRING 5143.

The least popular fighter this week was DOG 4576.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BACK WAX 4848, WET TOWEL 5256, IMA MAYBE 5255, SAIRY WELLS 5212, SEE YA 
5253, BYE 5254, FRIP OVER 5247, NOLBER PRING 5143, JUST LOSIN 5105, and IRON GIANT 
5192.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WATSON (5-5132) TECHNOLOGY (283)