DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/11/2012    Duedate: 09/24/2012

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-711

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOLBER PRING
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5143) [19-12-2,89]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOLBER PRING                   NOSEY ROSIE
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         SHADY LADIES (548)
(5-5143) [19-12-2,89]          (5-5280) [2-0-0,18]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NOLBER PRING                   NOLBER PRING
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5143) [19-12-2,89]          (5-5143) [19-12-2,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHADY LADIES (548)          45
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      27      FLAGG'S FIST (446)
3. FLAGG'S FIST (446)           3      Unchartered Team
4. ANGELIC LEGION (538)         0
5. ON THE FARM (478)            0      SHADY LADIES (548)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        25  16  1 61.0   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  8 1
 2/ 1 TECHNOLOGY (283)         606 482 35 55.7   2- 3*ANGELIC LEGION (538)      5  3 0
 3- 2*ANGELIC LEGION (538)      11   9  0 55.0   3/ 5*SHADY LADIES (548)        4  6 0
 4/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   670 691 22 49.2   4/ 2 TECHNOLOGY (283)          4  9 1
 5- 4 ON THE FARM (478)         18  20  1 47.4   5- 4*U PAY I SLAY (545)        2  3 0
 6/ 6*SHADY LADIES (548)         4   9  0 30.8   6/ 0 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        1  0 0
 7- 5*U PAY I SLAY (545)        10  27  0 27.0   7- 6 ON THE FARM (478)         1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 709): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 592): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 686): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 710): TIK-TOK of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 714): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 698): MUGSY of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 700): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 699): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 665): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): BASKERVILLE PIG of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 303): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 647): ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 598): WINDSONG of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 543): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 254): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 591): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 709): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 592): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 686): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 710): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 714): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 698): JAY-Z (Howlin' WolF, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 700): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 699): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 665): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 303): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 647): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 598): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 543): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 254): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 591) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): VELOVORINSAL NORS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 713): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 697): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): LUPUS MAJOR of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): BASKERVILLE PIG of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): WHERETHEHECKISTAN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 598): WINDSONG of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for ISOBEL KLINE, who flew up 10 points in the rankings after mashing 
CAPTURED ORC like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in 
the top ten was IRON GIANT, who dropped 19 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with KUNG-FU MASTER.  In front of all the crowds, NOLBER PRING took the 
Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad THE  MIDDLE WAY 5?  Big bad THE 
MIDDLE WAY 5.  Big bad THE MIDDLE WAY 5.  KALTOS' afraid of the big bad THE MIDDLE 
WAY 5.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  THE MIDDLE 
WAY 5 + Weapons That go Boom = SHADY LADIES + Avoid City.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KALTOS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOLBER PRING 5143            19  12  2    89       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIK-TOK 5062                 16   8  0    73       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 IRON GIANT 5192              11   4  0    68       TECHNOLOGY (283)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IMA SLAYER 5245               5   3  0    63       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 WILOV VAUGN 4304              9   4  0    57       FLAGG'S FIST (446)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAIRY WELLS 5212              9   8  0    55       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-SEPH 5163                     4   1  0    50       ANGELIC LEGION (538)
-HORSE 4575                    9  12  0    46       ON THE FARM (478)
 ISOBEL KLINE 5194             9  12  0    46       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 NEWLIN PARRIT 5201           10  10  0    43       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 PRIS 5191                     3   7  1    38       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-SEYMORE GUTTS 5237            3   3  0    36       U PAY I SLAY (545)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUETH 5195                    2   0  0    22       ANGELIC LEGION (538)
 NOSEY ROSIE 5280              2   0  0    18       SHADY LADIES (548)
-COW 4577                      2   1  0    13       ON THE FARM (478)
 MOODY JUDY 5276               1   3  0    13       SHADY LADIES (548)
-R.I.P. 5272                   2   1  0     7       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 KILLBY MARCH 5295             0   2  0     2       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NAPHELUM 5161           2  3 0 ANGELIC LEGION 538   PRIS 5191             710   
DIRTY GERTIE 5277       1  2 0 SHADY LADIES 548     DARK CHAMPION         711  NONE
FAT PAT 5278            0  1 0 SHADY LADIES 548     DARK CHAMPION         711  NONE
FELON HELEN 5290        0  1 0 SHADY LADIES 548     SHEWISH GIANT         711  NONE
IG-88 5196              4  1 0 TECHNOLOGY 283       NOLBER PRING 5143     709  REVENGED
JUNK 5300               0  1 0 TECHNOLOGY 283       SPYMASTER             711  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Parrit -- What did I ever do to deserve that? -- Horse

Horse -- What an unkind thing to say!  I thought horses LIKED for women to ride them.
-- Sairy Wells

Iron Giant -- Fair enough. -- Nolber Pring
P.S.  I don't know what's come over me lately, two kills--it isn't me.  Except that
it was.

Horse -- Doesn't that just make your day? -- Newlin Parrit

Seph -- Oh, well, an angel.  I don't have the kind of pull it would take to defeat an
angel! -- Isobel Kline

Silly Criminal! -- Sairy Wells

Nosey Rosie -- It crushes me to discover that you're a golem.  My life has been
blighted. -- Killby March

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIRTY GERTIE was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FAT PAT was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
FELON HELEN was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JUNK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
TIK-TOK was savagely defeated by NOLBER PRING in a 6 minute veteran's Title fight.
IRON GIANT was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAIRY WELLS beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
WILOV VAUGN defeated PRIS in a action packed 3 minute melee.
NEWLIN PARRIT lost to CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute expert vs. novice upset duel.
ISOBEL KLINE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
MOODY JUDY beat PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's fight.
NOSEY ROSIE demolished KILLBY MARCH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        29 -  18 -  2      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   4 -  1      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NOLBER PRING 5143          19  12  2   89 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TOTAL PARRY      TIK-TOK 5062               16   8  0   73 TECHNOLOGY (283)
LUNGING ATTACK   IRON GIANT 5192            11   4  0   68 TECHNOLOGY (283)
WALL OF STEEL    WILOV VAUGN 4304            9   4  0   57 FLAGG'S FIST (446)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NOLBER PRING 5143.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NOLBER PRING 5143.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRIS 5191, 
ISOBEL KLINE 5194, WILOV VAUGN 4304, MOODY JUDY 5276, SAIRY WELLS 5212, FAT PAT 5278, 
NOSEY ROSIE 5280, DIRTY GERTIE 5277, FELON HELEN 5290, and NEWLIN PARRIT 5201.

The least popular fighter this week was KILLBY MARCH 5295.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were IRON GIANT 5192, TIK-TOK 5062, JUNK 5300, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, 
FELON HELEN 5290, DIRTY GERTIE 5277, NOSEY ROSIE 5280, FAT PAT 5278, SAIRY WELLS 
5212, and MOODY JUDY 5276.