DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2013    Duedate: 02/25/2013

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-722

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HORSE
ON THE FARM (478)
(5-4575) [16-16-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HORSE                          POSITION IS EMPTY
ON THE FARM (478)              
(5-4575) [16-16-0,101]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HORSE                          SAIRY WELLS
ON THE FARM (478)              THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4575) [16-16-0,101]         (5-5212) [15-13-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHADY LADIES (548)          40
2. ON THE FARM (478)           24      HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
3. HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)       6      Unchartered Team
4. KINGS BLADES (534)           0
5. BIG SHOTS (546)              0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*KINGS BLADES (534)        12   7  0 63.2   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  8 0
 2/ 2 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    17  12  1 58.6   2/ 2 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    5  6 0
 3/ 3 ON THE FARM (478)         25  24  1 51.0   3/ 3 SHADY LADIES (548)        4  3 0
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   698 718 24 49.3   4- 4*KINGS BLADES (534)        2  0 0
 5- 5 CASSEY'S CREW (112)      136 162  9 45.6   5/ 5 ON THE FARM (478)         2  1 0
 6/ 6 SHADY LADIES (548)        16  20  3 44.4   6- 6*IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   1  4 0
 7- 7*IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)    1   4  0 20.0   7- 7*BIG SHOTS (546)           0  3 0
 8- 8*BIG SHOTS (546)            1   7  0 12.5   8- 8 CASSEY'S CREW (112)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): ERBIN PARNAN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 725): FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 697): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 721): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 716): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 709): JAGABORG of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 554): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 602): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 725): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 697): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 721): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 716): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 709): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 554): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 602) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): ERBIN PARNAN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 719): PHIL HELLMUTH of POKER GREATS (?, mgr.)
                            CEREAL KILLER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 695): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 715): HARD CORE of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 709): JAGABORG of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 710): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
               (turn 657): COMMON SENSE of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                           ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): NEEVAN POVAR of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see MOODY JUDY win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
SAIRY WELLS beat BUZZ KILL and BUZZ KILL lost 4 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as HORSE takes the Title and last week's 
bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but 
why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, KALTOS?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  ON THE FARM was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was HOOKED ON COFFEE.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  So, HISTORICAL KOLACT, just going to let 
LANDSLIDE rot in peace are we?  Bye bye Bloodfeud, hello gloating arrogant SKINNY 
MINNIE.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with 
you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in KALTOS to get a drink than The Victory 
Tavern!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this 
place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HORSE 4575                   16  16  0   101       ON THE FARM (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAIRY WELLS 5212             15  13  0    98       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ KILL 4991               12   6  1    84       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
 NEWLIN PARRIT 5201           17  14  1    78       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIRGITTE 5108                 5   1  0    60       KINGS BLADES (534)
 ISOBEL KLINE 5194            13  19  0    58       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 MOODY JUDY 5276               5   4  0    58       SHADY LADIES (548)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOSEY ROSIE 5280              6   1  2    38       SHADY LADIES (548)
 SKINNY MINNIE 5316            3   2  1    35       SHADY LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GIANT KILLER 5200             2   1  0    30       KINGS BLADES (534)
 KILLBY MARCH 5295             6   7  0    25       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COFFEE GROUNDS 4994           3   1  0    23       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
 OSWALD QUORN 5314             3   6  0    22       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-BABY BLUE 5321                1   0  0    20       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
-COW 4577                      2   1  0    13       ON THE FARM (478)
-CAFFEINE 4992                 1   0  0    10       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-CAN'T SLEEP 5218              1   1  0     8       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-SKUNK CREEK 5297              0   1  0     1       BIG SHOTS (546)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LANDSLIDE 5129          3  1 0 HISTORICAL KOLAC 536 SKINNY MINNIE 5316    718  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SWEATY BETTY 5331       1  1 0 SHADY LADIES 548     DARK CHAMPION         722  NONE
TAWDRY AUDREY 5324      0  1 0 SHADY LADIES 548     DARK CHAMPION         722  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Newlin Parrit -- Aren't you glad that the gods of random allowed you to pick on me.
Rematch? -- Buzz killed

Sairy Wells -- That was smart, getting on me when I was already saddled and not ready
for you. -- Horse

Horse -- But I promise plenty of sweet feed and a good rubdown afterward. -- Sairy
Wells

Coffee Grounds -- Well!  I didn't really expect the eggshell trick to work, but
damned if it didn't settle you right down.  Good. -- Oswald Quorn, greatly relieved

Buzz Kill -- I'll try to make "the ground and reality" as enjoyable as possible. --
Newlin Parrit

The Ambitious Guard took me by surprise, okay?  It happens. -- Isobel Kline

Giant Killer -- What the heck?  *I* am no giant.  Of course, you didn't kill me,
either. -- Killby March

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SWEATY BETTY was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TAWDRY AUDREY was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute battle.
NEWLIN PARRIT was demolished by HORSE in a 1 minute bloody uneven Title fight.
BUZZ KILL was viciously subdued by SAIRY WELLS in a 2 minute gory fight.
ISOBEL KLINE was demolished by MOODY JUDY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NOSEY ROSIE won victory over KILLBY MARCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
OSWALD QUORN was beaten by SKINNY MINNIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
COFFEE GROUNDS defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  2      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  19 -  1      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 722 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SAIRY WELLS 5212           15  13  0   98 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   BUZZ KILL 4991             12   6  1   84 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NEWLIN PARRIT 5201         17  14  1   78 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  NOSEY ROSIE 5280            6   1  2   38 SHADY LADIES (548)
BASHING ATTACK   SKINNY MINNIE 5316          3   2  1   35 SHADY LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HORSE 4575.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SAIRY WELLS 5212.  The ten other most popular fighters were COFFEE GROUNDS 4994, 
SWEATY BETTY 5331, BUZZ KILL 4991, MOODY JUDY 5276, SKINNY MINNIE 5316, HORSE 4575, 
NOSEY ROSIE 5280, KILLBY MARCH 5295, OSWALD QUORN 5314, and TAWDRY AUDREY 5324.

The least popular fighter this week was ISOBEL KLINE 5194.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, TAWDRY AUDREY 5324, OSWALD QUORN 5314, 
KILLBY MARCH 5295, NOSEY ROSIE 5280, HORSE 4575, SKINNY MINNIE 5316, MOODY JUDY 5276, 
BUZZ KILL 4991, and SWEATY BETTY 5331.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HORSE (5-4575) ON THE FARM (478)