DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2013    Duedate: 03/25/2013

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-724

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAIRY WELLS
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5212) [16-14-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAIRY WELLS                    POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         
(5-5212) [16-14-0,93]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ISOBEL KLINE                   SAIRY WELLS
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5194) [14-20-0,65]          (5-5212) [16-14-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      48
2. SHADY LADIES (548)          22      HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
3. ON THE FARM (478)            0      Unchartered Team
4. FLAGG'S FIST (446)           0
5. HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)      -7      DEATHPUNKS ON ACID (161)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        28  21  1 57.1   1/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  8 0
 2/ 2 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    17  13  1 56.7   2/ 1 SHADY LADIES (548)        5  6 0
 3- 4 ON THE FARM (478)         26  25  2 51.0   3- 4 ON THE FARM (478)         2  1 1
 4/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   704 722 24 49.4   4- 6 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        1  0 0
 5/ 6 SHADY LADIES (548)        18  24  3 42.9   5/ 5 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 722): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 723): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 718): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 556): ROSWELL of COVER-UP (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 604): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 722): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 723): SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 718): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 556): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 604) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
              (turn 726): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): MARGO of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
               (turn 710): CIRIC of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                (turn 712): RUTH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 711): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                  (turn 666): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out KALTOS to see 
what's new.  Too bad, SHADY LADIES, but THE MIDDLE WAY 5 was just too good to be 
stopped.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, THE MIDDLE WAY 5!  'Cause they 
got 5-0-0 and moved up to 1st!  MVP award for KILLBY MARCH?  THE MIDDLE WAY 5's proud 
of him after beating FRATSFA SLAVE and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time 
losers!  BUZZ KILL got smashed by SAIRY WELLS, and lost 7 points!  What a putz!  
WILOV VAUGN fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. 
No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in SAIRY WELLS' eye, as she 
took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't BUZZ KILL fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of FLAGG'S FIST must 
be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that 
I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are HOOKED ON COFFEE?  FLAGG'S FIST, an easy 
team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can THE 
MIDDLE WAY 5's ISOBEL KLINE be more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, 
but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAIRY WELLS 5212             16  14  0    93       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILOV VAUGN 4304             12   5  0    87       FLAGG'S FIST (446)
-MOODY JUDY 5276               6   4  0    80       SHADY LADIES (548)
 NEWLIN PARRIT 5201           18  15  1    79       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BUZZ KILL 4991               12   7  1    77       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISOBEL KLINE 5194            14  20  0    65       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILLBY MARCH 5295             7   8  0    41       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 SKINNY MINNIE 5316            4   3  1    40       SHADY LADIES (548)
 OSWALD QUORN 5314             5   6  0    34       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOSEY ROSIE 5280              6   2  2    31       SHADY LADIES (548)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COFFEE GROUNDS 4994           3   1  0    23       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-TRACTOR 5274                  1   0  1    21       ON THE FARM (478)
-COW 4577                      2   1  0    13       ON THE FARM (478)
-CAFFEINE 4992                 1   0  0    10       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-CAN'T SLEEP 5218              1   1  0     8       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-DAZIN ADLER 5307              0   2  0     2       FLAGG'S FIST (446)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRABBY GABBY 5346       0  1 0 SHADY LADIES 548     ARENAMASTER TROK      724  NONE
JUICKY LUCY 5345        0  1 0 SHADY LADIES 548     HIGH ELF              724  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Horse -- A bit late but congrats. -- slugbait

Sairy Wells -- I'm one of slugbait's many tall beasts. -- Buzz "cut" kill

Newlin -- I think we are done dancing with you for a bit. -- Buzz

Whoa!  That Tractor is a dangerous piece of equipment. -- Jorja

Kung-Fu Masters.  I hate 'em. -- Sairy Wells

Moody Judy -- If you got out in the sun more, you'd probably be happier. -- Newlin
Parrit

Wilov Vaugn -- Better you than me, I guess.  I wouldn't know what to say. -- Isobel
Kline

Skinny Minnie -- Too skinny, if you ask me.  Anyone tried to cuddle with you would
get splinters! -- Killby March

Ah!  And the only win on the team is MINE.  So there! -- Oswald Quorn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRABBY GABBY was butchered by ARENAMASTER TROKTAI in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUICKY LUCY was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BUZZ KILL was savagely defeated by SAIRY WELLS in a 2 minute Title fight.
NEWLIN PARRIT devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ISOBEL KLINE subdued SKINNY MINNIE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
KILLBY MARCH overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OSWALD QUORN devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   3 -  2      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  19 -  1      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW        11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 724 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SAIRY WELLS 5212           16  14  0   93 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NEWLIN PARRIT 5201         18  15  1   79 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   BUZZ KILL 4991             12   7  1   77 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SKINNY MINNIE 5316          4   3  1   40 SHADY LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ISOBEL KLINE 5194.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAIRY WELLS 5212.  The ten other most popular fighters were ISOBEL KLINE 
5194, SKINNY MINNIE 5316, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, OSWALD QUORN 5314, CRABBY GABBY 5346, 
BUZZ KILL 4991, KILLBY MARCH 5295, JUICKY LUCY 5345,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JUICKY LUCY 5345.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KILLBY MARCH 5295, BUZZ KILL 4991, CRABBY GABBY 5346, OSWALD 
QUORN 5314, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, SKINNY MINNIE 5316, ISOBEL KLINE 5194, SAIRY WELLS 
5212,  0, and  0.

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI