DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/26/2013 Duedate: 04/08/2013
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-725
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SAIRY WELLS
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5212) [17-14-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SAIRY WELLS POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5212) [17-14-0,98]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ISOBEL KLINE NEWLIN PARRIT
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5194) [15-20-0,70] (5-5201) [19-15-1,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 24
2. SHADY LADIES (548) 10 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
3. FLAGG'S FIST (446) 0 Unchartered Team
4. ON THE FARM (478) 0
5. HOOKED ON COFFEE (522) 0 WOLF PACK II (422)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 FLAGG'S FIST (446) 28 21 1 57.1 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 10 5 0
2- 2 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522) 17 13 1 56.7 2/ 2 SHADY LADIES (548) 3 5 0
3- 3 ON THE FARM (478) 26 25 2 51.0 3- 4 FLAGG'S FIST (446) 1 0 0
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 708 723 24 49.5 4- 3 ON THE FARM (478) 1 1 1
5/ 5 SHADY LADIES (548) 19 25 3 43.2 5- 5 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 723): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 606): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 728): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 700): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 724): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 719): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 728): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 714): THE DUBLINER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 679): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 661): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 612): HELPER of VENTURE BROS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 723): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 606): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 728): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 700): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 719): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 728): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 712): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 714): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 713): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 679): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 661): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 612): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
(turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, I see what you mean about being a "tall beast," Buzz Kill. And it
certainly made it easy for me to come in under your guard. Have you considered
training shortness? Get your size down a little? Maybe... wash in VERY hot water
and hope to shrink? Really the Commission ought to look into the "shrinking" option.
Sairy Wells
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for NEWLIN PARRIT, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after mashing
KHALHUMS DWARF like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher
in the top ten was OSWALD QUORN, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say
the least) bout with NOSEY ROSIE. Well, everybody's pal SAIRY WELLS moved hers
record to 17-14-0 by defeating KUNG-FU MASTER in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and
gaining 5 recognition points. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a
day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KALTOS arena. And hey,
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ON THE FARM, please raise you hand. Wow.
Does KALTOS really have that many liars? For those of you who like math, try this
one: ON THE FARM + Weapons That go Boom = SHADY LADIES + Avoid City.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Here's some advice: warriors
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAIRY WELLS 5212 17 14 0 98 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEWLIN PARRIT 5201 19 15 1 93 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WILOV VAUGN 4304 12 5 0 87 FLAGG'S FIST (446)
-MOODY JUDY 5276 6 4 0 80 SHADY LADIES (548)
-BUZZ KILL 4991 12 7 1 77 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
ISOBEL KLINE 5194 15 20 0 70 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KILLBY MARCH 5295 8 8 0 52 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
NOSEY ROSIE 5280 7 2 2 43 SHADY LADIES (548)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSWALD QUORN 5314 5 7 0 23 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-COFFEE GROUNDS 4994 3 1 0 23 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-TRACTOR 5274 1 0 1 21 ON THE FARM (478)
-COW 4577 2 1 0 13 ON THE FARM (478)
-CAFFEINE 4992 1 0 0 10 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-CAN'T SLEEP 5218 1 1 0 8 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-DAZIN ADLER 5307 0 2 0 2 FLAGG'S FIST (446)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SKINNY MINNIE 5316 4 4 1 SHADY LADIES 548 SPYMASTER 725 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Whoa! A five-oh turn? We hardly recognize ourselves, probably because our heads are
so swollen. It's true that three of the wins are over standbys, but they ARE wins.
-- Sairy Wells
Skinny Minnie -- Tish. Silly girl. Put some weight on! Give a man something soft
to lean against. -- Isobel Kline
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SKINNY MINNIE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SAIRY WELLS vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
NEWLIN PARRIT overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ISOBEL KLINE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
KILLBY MARCH devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OSWALD QUORN was devastated by NOSEY ROSIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 2 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 1 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 725 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SAIRY WELLS 5212 17 14 0 98 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NEWLIN PARRIT 5201 19 15 1 93 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
SLASHING ATTACK NOSEY ROSIE 5280 7 2 2 43 SHADY LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ISOBEL KLINE 5194. The most popular warrior this
turn was NEWLIN PARRIT 5201. The ten other most popular fighters were ISOBEL KLINE
5194, SAIRY WELLS 5212, KILLBY MARCH 5295, NOSEY ROSIE 5280, SKINNY MINNIE 5316,
OSWALD QUORN 5314, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was OSWALD QUORN 5314. The other ten least
popular fighters were SKINNY MINNIE 5316, NOSEY ROSIE 5280, KILLBY MARCH 5295, SAIRY
WELLS 5212, ISOBEL KLINE 5194, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, 0, 0, 0, and 0.