DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/09/2013    Duedate: 04/22/2013

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-726

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAIRY WELLS
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5212) [18-14-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAIRY WELLS                    POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         
(5-5212) [18-14-0,100]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ISOBEL KLINE                   SAIRY WELLS
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5194) [15-21-0,68]          (5-5212) [18-14-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      20
2. HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)       1      HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
3. SHADY LADIES (548)           0      Unchartered Team

                                       SCARLET KNIGHTS (326)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    17  14  1 54.8   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   13  2 0
 2/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   712 724 24 49.6   2- 2 SHADY LADIES (548)        1  4 0
 3- 5 SHADY LADIES (548)        19  25  3 43.2   3/ 5 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): COCKEYED UMBRELLA of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): LIL' JACK HORNER of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well!  This is one of those RIDICULOUS days, isn't it?  Just us, two Shady
Ladies (one going to the Dark Arena), and the standbys.  Makes you wonder what's the
POINT.

                                    Sairy Wells

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see KILLBY MARCH win a fight and gain 8 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
VENOMOUS CONCUBINE beat ISOBEL KLINE and ISOBEL KLINE lost 2 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, KALTOS may be getting bland, as SAIRY 
WELLS stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how 
else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
FLAGG'S FIST, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass 
act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was HOOKED ON COFFEE.  Ha ha ha 
ha!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in KALTOS to get a drink than The Victory 
Tavern!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of KALTOS.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAIRY WELLS 5212             18  14  0   100       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEWLIN PARRIT 5201           20  15  1    98       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOODY JUDY 5276               6   4  0    80       SHADY LADIES (548)
 BUZZ KILL 4991               12   8  1    78       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
 ISOBEL KLINE 5194            15  21  0    68       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILLBY MARCH 5295             9   8  0    60       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOSEY ROSIE 5280              7   2  2    43       SHADY LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSWALD QUORN 5314             6   7  0    30       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COFFEE GROUNDS 4994           3   1  0    23       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-CAFFEINE 4992                 1   0  0    10       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-CAN'T SLEEP 5218              1   1  0     8       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sairy Wells -- For some reason my crazy manager likes the tall guys.  If anything he
is anti-shrinking and pro growing. -- Buzz Kill

Sairy Wells -- Only 5-0 because you had to fight warriors like me. -- Buzz

Sairy -- The point is, we went four-one, and that isn't easy if we have to fight real

managed gladiators.  As anyone can see by noting that Oswald, who fought Nosey Rosey,
LOST, whereas the rest of us won.  Maybe it isn't something to boast about, but we
DID win. -- the rest of the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUZZ KILL slimly lost to NEWLIN PARRIT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SAIRY WELLS bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal Title duel.
ISOBEL KLINE was overcome by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's match.
KILLBY MARCH vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
OSWALD QUORN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   2 -  2      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  18 -  1      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 726 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SAIRY WELLS 5212           18  14  0  100 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NEWLIN PARRIT 5201         20  15  1   98 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   BUZZ KILL 4991             12   8  1   78 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
STRIKING ATTACK  KILLBY MARCH 5295           9   8  0   60 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ISOBEL KLINE 5194.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAIRY WELLS 5212.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUZZ KILL 4991, 
NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, KILLBY MARCH 5295, OSWALD QUORN 5314, ISOBEL KLINE 5194,  0,  0,  
0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ISOBEL KLINE 5194.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OSWALD QUORN 5314, KILLBY MARCH 5295, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, BUZZ 
KILL 4991, SAIRY WELLS 5212,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.