DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2013    Duedate: 06/17/2013

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUZZ KILL
HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
(5-4991) [14-8-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUZZ KILL                      Y THE BOLD
HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)         HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
(5-4991) [14-8-1,109]          (5-5127) [8-0-0,82]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ISOBEL KLINE                   NEWLIN PARRIT
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5194) [17-23-0,74]          (5-5201) [23-16-1,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)     44
2. HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)      12      HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
3. SHADY LADIES (548)           0      Unchartered Team
4. TECHNOLOGY (283)             0
5. DID IT BECAUSE (511)         0      HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   13   2  1 86.7   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    8  7 0
 2/ 2 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    19  14  1 57.6   2- 2 SHADY LADIES (548)        4  0 0
 3- 3 TECHNOLOGY (283)         607 493 35 55.2   3/ 3*HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   4  1 1
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   725 731 24 49.8   4/ 4 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)    2  0 0
 5- 5 SHADY LADIES (548)        24  27  3 47.1   5- 5 TECHNOLOGY (283)          0  3 0
 6- 6*DID IT BECAUSE (511)       0   1  0  0.0   6- 6*DID IT BECAUSE (511)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 611): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 733): HARRY of BRAIN (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 719): CRUSHING BRATZ of NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 684): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 673): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (?, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 617): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): CARLESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 611): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 733): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 719): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 684): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 673): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 617): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): EL PRESIDENTE of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): STOUT of BREAKERS (Lord Z, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (?, mgr.)
               (turn 665): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     And this time, M. Chardinee.  I'm not sure how much longer I can go pretending
to write a "column."  Jorja assures me that my "bytes" are needed in the personals!
Well, I have to say, where *I* come from, bites are not something to be sought out!
And, they are not spelled that way.

                                    Sairy Wells

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  HISTORICAL KOLACT had cause to celebrate, after GOODY TWOSHOES got 13 
points by beating OSWALD QUORN.  OSWALD QUORN certainly had a baffled expression on 
his face, after losing to GOODY TWOSHOES and losing 2 points in the process!  What 
can be a greater victory?  BUZZ KILL has taken hers place as the top, as KALTOS' new 
Duelmaster.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and 
challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of TECHNOLOGY, alone and unchallenged.  The 
warriors of TECHNOLOGY found their efforts at combat frustrated as HISTORICAL KOLACT 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and ISOBEL KLINE is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't 
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 proud!  ISOBEL KLINE found herself challenged by a warrior 23 below: 
Y THE BOLD.  Y THE BOLD of HISTORICAL KOLACT kept his wits as he won victory over 
ISOBEL KLINE.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Oh hard!  that 
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in KALTOS is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  KALTOS, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has 
agreed to foot my bill at The Victory Tavern.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ KILL 4991               14   8  1   109       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEWLIN PARRIT 5201           23  16  1    96       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 KILLBY MARCH 5295            13   8  0    96       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 SAIRY WELLS 5212             21  15  0    95       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 Y THE BOLD 5127               8   0  0    82       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
 ISOBEL KLINE 5194            17  23  0    74       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-TIK-TOK 5062                 16  10  0    72       TECHNOLOGY (283)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOSEY ROSIE 5280              8   3  2    48       SHADY LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOODY TWOSHOES 5328           2   0  1    33       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
 OSWALD QUORN 5314             7  10  0    31       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COFFEE GROUNDS 4994           3   1  0    23       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-DIZZY LIZZIE 5348             2   0  0    20       SHADY LADIES (548)
-METHYL ETHEL 5354             1   0  0    20       SHADY LADIES (548)
-CAFFEINE 4992                 1   0  0    10       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-CAN'T SLEEP 5218              1   1  0     8       HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
-HAIRY MARY 5350               1   0  0     8       SHADY LADIES (548)
-LORE 5292                     0   2  0     6       TECHNOLOGY (283)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKUTTER 5310                  1   1  0     4       TECHNOLOGY (283)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OTHER ONE DIED 4912     0  1 0 DID IT BECAUSE 511   GOODY TWOSHOES 5328   729   
JARL 5315               0  1 0 HISTORICAL KOLAC 536 MOUNTAIN TROLL        730  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Did It Because -- Well, I guess this one died as well.  I really wasn't trying to
kill, I was aiming for his legs and his chest just sort of got in the way.  How can I
live up to my name if I go around killing people?  But at least if I am going to get
a kill I am glad to see that it looks like it was against another tourney warrior.
That counts for something, right? -- Goody Twoshoes

Oswald Quorn -- Nice try.  But I could have used that train.  Should I bother to try
again? -- Y the Bold

     Y not?

Four wins over standbys, one loss to a nominally managed gladiator.  This is not the
Kaltos of which one would be proud.  Where is everybody?  Where's the coffee, the
technology?  We're starting to hear echoes in here again. -- Sairy Wells, for the
rest of the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JARL was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
Y THE BOLD demolished ISOBEL KLINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GOODY TWOSHOES vanquished OSWALD QUORN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SAIRY WELLS was defeated by BUZZ KILL in a 1 minute veteran's Title fight.
KILLBY MARCH devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
NEWLIN PARRIT devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute bloody mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BUZZ KILL 4991             14   8  1  109 HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NEWLIN PARRIT 5201         23  16  1   96 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
STRIKING ATTACK  KILLBY MARCH 5295          13   8  0   96 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
AIMED BLOW       SAIRY WELLS 5212           21  15  0   95 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
PARRY-STRIKE     Y THE BOLD 5127             8   0  0   82 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ISOBEL KLINE 5194.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JARL 5315.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, Y 
THE BOLD 5127, KILLBY MARCH 5295, GOODY TWOSHOES 5328, BUZZ KILL 4991, ISOBEL KLINE 
5194, SAIRY WELLS 5212, OSWALD QUORN 5314,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was OSWALD QUORN 5314.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SAIRY WELLS 5212, ISOBEL KLINE 5194, BUZZ KILL 4991, GOODY 
TWOSHOES 5328, KILLBY MARCH 5295, Y THE BOLD 5127, NEWLIN PARRIT 5201, JARL 5315,  0, 
and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BUZZ KILL (5-4991) HOOKED ON COFFEE (522)