DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/25/2014    Duedate: 03/10/2014

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-749

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLACK DEATH
DUNGEON CELL (553)
(5-5364) [10-2-1,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLACK DEATH                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DUNGEON CELL (553)             
(5-5364) [10-2-1,95]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OSWALD QUORN                   COMMON CRIMINAL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         DUNGEON CELL (553)
(5-5314) [13-23-0,62]          (5-5361) [5-2-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG SHOTS (546)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PLAY BALL (556)             34
2. BIG SHOTS (546)             30      BIG SHOTS (546)
3. DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)        23      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      21
5. DUNGEON CELL (553)          15       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   32  11  2 74.4   1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (546)          10  2 1
 2/ 2 BIG SHOTS (546)           24  16  2 60.0   2/ 2 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   8  6 0
 3/ 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)     528 355 38 59.8   3/ 4 DUNGEON CELL (553)        6  6 1
 4/ 3 DUNGEON CELL (553)        22  20  1 52.4   4/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    6  9 0
 5- 5*5TH DIRE LANCERS (559)     1   1  0 50.0   5- 3 HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)   4  2 0
 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   768 783 24 49.5   6/ 6 U PAY I SLAY (545)        1  1 0
 7/ 4 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)   23  24  1 48.9   7- 7*5TH DIRE LANCERS (559)    1  1 0
 8/ 7 PLAY BALL (556)           24  27  2 47.1   8/11 SHADY LADIES (548)        1  3 0
 9/ 8 SHADY LADIES (548)        32  43  5 42.7   9/ 9 PLAY BALL (556)           1  8 0
10/10 U PAY I SLAY (545)        11  28  0 28.2  10/ 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)      0  5 0
11-11*DEVIATION K (557)          0   5  0  0.0  11-10*DEVIATION K (557)         0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 747): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 752): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 724): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 748): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 747): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 752): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 724): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 748): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                            DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
                           TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of KALTOS.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  What's a move up by 3 
you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to SHADY 
LADIES.  IT'S ALL OVER NOW had cause to celebrate, after BABY BLUE got 11 points by 
beating OSWALD QUORN.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice 
more, after losing 7 points to BOB HARRY.  (Discrete enough, SEYMORE GUTTS?) Can you 
believe it?  GOODY TWOSHOES apparently has better things to do as KALTOS' Duelmaster 
than show up and fight!  In KALTOS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find 
ourselves a new Duelmaster, BLACK DEATH.  Word has it one team in KALTOS is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in KALTOS avoid DUNGEON CELL.  Like a pup with its 
tail between its legs, SHADY LADIES scurried away from DUNGEON CELL.  Oh, the shame!  
Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and OSWALD QUORN is it right now.  Most 
challenged warrior.  Isn't THE MIDDLE WAY 5 proud!  Do my ears deceive me?  BUBBA 
CHURCH (outclassed by 26 points) challenged CRYING FIRE, in what promises to be a 
fight.(!) Fixed fights?  Paybacks?  Blind luck?  Whatever, BUBBA CHURCH challenged 
CRYING FIRE, BUBBA CHURCH the underdog by 26 points.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the 
arena.  A certain tavern in KALTOS would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK DEATH 5364             10   2  1    95       DUNGEON CELL (553)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-Y THE BOLD 5127              11   0  0   119       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
-GOODY TWOSHOES 5328           7   0  1   111       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOSEY ROSIE 5280             13   4  2    88       SHADY LADIES (548)
 COMMON CRIMINAL 5361          5   2  0    73       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 BABY BLUE 5321                8   1  1    70       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IMA SLAYER 5245               5   3  0    63       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 OSWALD QUORN 5314            13  23  0    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 RARE BREED 5298               7   1  0    60       BIG SHOTS (546)
-YONDER ORPHAN 5387            5   0  0    58       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PULPER 5369                   6   0  0    52       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
 BUBBA CHURCH 5409             4   3  0    51       PLAY BALL (556)
 BOB HARRY 5341                6   2  0    48       BIG SHOTS (546)
-RICKY HENDERSON 5395          5   5  0    39       PLAY BALL (556)
 HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5401          4   3  0    39       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
 SEYMORE GUTTS 5237            4   4  0    36       U PAY I SLAY (545)
 SKUNK CREEK 5297              6   3  0    35       BIG SHOTS (546)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RON SANTO 5396                6   4  1    29       PLAY BALL (556)
-MOONGLUM 5128                 5   6  1    29       HISTORICAL KOLACT (536)
 CRYING FIRE 5339              6   3  0    28       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCIA NERON 5412              2   6  0    24       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGLY WALT 5427                4   3  0    23       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 TEQUILA 5453                  2   0  1    22       BIG SHOTS (546)
 JERRY LEE 5436                2   4  0    18       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 ORRIN QUARRELS 5402           2  10  0    16       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 METHYL ETHEL 5354             2   5  1    12       SHADY LADIES (548)
-TURNKEY 5419                  1   0  0    12       DUNGEON CELL (553)
 CRAZY MASIE 5442              1   0  0    11       SHADY LADIES (548)
-DOUBLE DECKER 5413            0   1  0     9       DEVIATION K (557)
-GALSA 5428                    1   1  0     8       5TH DIRE LANCERS (559)
-R.I.P. 5272                   2   1  0     7       U PAY I SLAY (545)
-TAWDRY AUDREY 5378            0   1  0     7       SHADY LADIES (548)
-FEELING YOU'RE NUTS 5416      0   1  0     7       DEVIATION K (557)
 BARBARA LA MARR 5383          0   1  0     1       DAPHNE'S LADIES (33)
 GRAB IT FAST 5464             0   1  0     1       IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VENOMOUS CONCUBI        0  0 0                      BLACK DEATH 5364      749  NONE
ALICE THE GOON 5379     0  1 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES 33   SPYMASTER             749  NONE
BROAD 5382              0  1 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES 33   WURM KIN              749  NONE
THE NANNY 5381          0  1 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES 33   SPYMASTER             749  NONE
WENCH 5380              0  1 0 DAPHNE'S LADIES 33   WURM KIN              749  NONE
THUMBSCREW 5434         1  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 553     TEQUILA 5453          748   
WARDEN 5440             1  2 0 DUNGEON CELL 553     DARK CHAMPION         749  NONE
BOB ADAMS 5455          0  1 0 PLAY BALL 556        SPYMASTER             749  NONE
TOM SEAVER 5397         4  4 0 PLAY BALL 556        BABY BLUE 5321        745  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Can I sue the editor for not correcting my spell? -- Lucia Neron

     No.  I'm not a magician.

Two-three, this is better.  And Lucia, who can't spell beans (she spells it beens)
lost.  Ha!  And Ugly Walt is a golem and can't write, "not in his programming," he
says.  So *I*, the other winner, consumer of a double-decker cheeseburger
(delicious!), get to do The Personal.  This has been it. -- Jerry Lee

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WARDEN was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BOB ADAMS was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BROAD was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
THE NANNY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
WENCH was assassinated by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ALICE THE GOON was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BABY BLUE overpowered OSWALD QUORN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BUBBA CHURCH overpowered CRYING FIRE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
METHYL ETHEL lost to UGLY WALT in a 5 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
COMMON CRIMINAL was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BLACK DEATH assassinated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER was outlasted by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 7 minute fight.
SEYMORE GUTTS was bested by BOB HARRY in a 2 minute conflict.
RARE BREED devastated CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory one-sided battle.
SKUNK CREEK handily defeated ORRIN QUARRELS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JERRY LEE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
LUCIA NERON handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEQUILA devastated BARBARA LA MARR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CRAZY MASIE overpowered GRAB IT FAST in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  28 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  24 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  19 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   4 -  1      20  |

Turn 749 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK DEATH 5364           10   2  1   95 DUNGEON CELL (553)
STRIKING ATTACK  COMMON CRIMINAL 5361        5   2  0   73 DUNGEON CELL (553)
AIMED BLOW       BABY BLUE 5321              8   1  1   70 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (550)
TOTAL PARRY      RARE BREED 5298             7   1  0   60 BIG SHOTS (546)
BASHING ATTACK   BUBBA CHURCH 5409           4   3  0   51 PLAY BALL (556)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OSWALD QUORN 5314.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COMMON CRIMINAL 5361.  The ten other most popular fighters were HIGHWAY 
GAMBLER 5401, SKUNK CREEK 5297, BUBBA CHURCH 5409, BOB HARRY 5341, CRAZY MASIE 5442, 
METHYL ETHEL 5354, UGLY WALT 5427, BLACK DEATH 5364, LUCIA NERON 5412, and TEQUILA 
5453.

The least popular fighter this week was GRAB IT FAST 5464.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARBARA LA MARR 5383, ORRIN QUARRELS 5402, RARE BREED 5298, 
CRYING FIRE 5339, OSWALD QUORN 5314, ALICE THE GOON 5379, BROAD 5382, BOB ADAMS 5455, 
JERRY LEE 5436, and SEYMORE GUTTS 5237.