Date   : 06/12/2009    Duedate: 06/25/2009


DM-6    TURN-626

This Weeks Top Honors


(6-4001) [10-2-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)          
(6-4001) [10-2-0,114]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONCUSSION                     THE FRANCHISE
PSYCHO SQUAD (135)             THE VOLS (545)
(6-1330) [17-30-3,84]          (6-6375) [4-3-0,41]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)       67
2. 071406AD (544)               0      MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
3. THE VOLS (545)              -1      Unchartered Team
4. PSYCHO SQUAD (135)         -17

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 071406AD (544)            15   2  0 88.2   1/ 2 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     9  0 1
 2/ 2 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     35  15  2 70.0   2/ 1 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        5  6 0
 3/ 3 THE VOLS (545)            79  55  9 59.0   3- 4 071406AD (544)            1  1 0
 4/ 4 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)       128 144  7 47.1   4/ 3 THE VOLS (545)            1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 624): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 507): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 630): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 625): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 625): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 629): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 618): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 615): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 614): PILSON of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 586): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 578): REDD CORVAITT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 562): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 513): HASARCH of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 247): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 235): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 462): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 506): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 624): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 507): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 630): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 625): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 625): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 618): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 615): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 614): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 586): GIRLS X3 (Non?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 578): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 562): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 513): AMAZON ELITE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 247): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 235): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 462): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 211): FEARSOME LEGENDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 506) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 623): POOP DECK GUY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 625): BIMBETTE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 624): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 614): PILSON of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
                           SLYTHR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
                           WHITMAN of LITERATE LOONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 234): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 461): ANGRY DECKHAND of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

"Okay, warriors I want you to go in and get tuned for the up coming tourney.  The
boss," snickerd little whop, "is expecting good things.  Whisper Walk, make sure you
don't go in and wax anyone important and end up too high in the rankings.  We need
you to just get tuned not gain political points.  Now I know this is a Delaquian
arena like all the ones I manage but we don't start abusing the locals till I find
out what kind of alliances are here.  We don't want the Dark Circle incident again.
And I am sure there are no Gappda around to help us out if we get in a war," said
little whop to his warriors before entering the sands.

some fights latter.
     "What the freakin hell.  Way to fly under the radar.  You gosh darn freakin
hardheaded...#^%%*(*&%)*U&%^*&^*&&*^*&%^*&%)*)*&^*^*&^&*(&%^#$#$^*)%^...." shouted
little whop to no one specific.

"Ahem I believe it's my DM Column.  Transel, it has been a long and hard road.  Not
really.  It's been fun.  It's been real.  It's been real fun.  I intend to hold this
throne till invite and spoil all tourney activities that were planned for me.  I am
going to be imortal.  That's the freakin Plan," said Whisper Walk

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TRANSEL to see 
what's new.  Too bad, PSYCHO SQUAD, but MY LITTLE TRIBE was just too good to be 
stopped.  MVP award for MOURNING DEW?  MY LITTLE TRIBE's proud of her after beating 
CONCUSSION and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  THE FRANCHISE got 
smashed by SUICIDE SOLUTION, and lost 10 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think WHISPER WALK should let BIMBETTE be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said TRANSEL's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Sultan's Tent?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  PSYCHO SQUAD was the most avoided team.  Is a 
128-144-7 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are MY LITTLE 
TRIBE?  PSYCHO SQUAD, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHISPER WALK 4001            10   2  0   114       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOURNING DEW 4003             8   4  1    89       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
 CONCUSSION 1330              17  30  3    84       PSYCHO SQUAD (135)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MICHELIN 6380                 7   1  2    55       THE VOLS (545)
-MEMPHIS MIKE 6381             5   1  0    54       THE VOLS (545)
 SUICIDE SOLUTION 4000         8   2  0    49       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
 THE FRANCHISE 6375            4   3  0    41       THE VOLS (545)
-KILL ME, I'M HORNY 3999       6   4  1    39       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORMAL NAN 5153               5  14  0    29       PSYCHO SQUAD (135)
 GREAT OAK 4002                3   3  0    26       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
 J.K. POLK 6444                2   1  1    24       THE VOLS (545)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIZZA MAN 6379                2   0  1    17       THE VOLS (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MR. GHERKIN 6385        4  1 0 071406AD 544         MOURNING DEW 4003     625   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

071406AD -- We await your blood feud. -- My Little Tribe

HATTIE -- Well have a good time in AD.  Thanks for the Throne. -- Whisper Walk

NORMAL NAN -- Are you in need of a problem solver? -- SUICIDE SOLUTION

J.K. POLK -- You're sexy in a way 2 six-packs could make me feel. -- Kill me I'm

JORJA -- Guess your dominance of the top of Transel shall be limited momentarily. --
Little Whop

Whisper Walk -- It's all yours, bub, and I wish you well of it.  I'm OUT of this
zombie town. -- Hattie

This Nurnin the Unlucky dude is a total hoot. -- Bimbette
P.S.  I don't know why I'm graduating.  Probably polticis.

Xenoria... was she here?  I wasn't paying attention. -- Concussion

Suicide Solution -- Hmm, I think maybe you've GOT something there.  *I* wouldn't do
it, because I'm, you know, sane.  But some of my teammates... yeah.  I'll have to
introduce you around. -- Normal Nan

Lady Protector Bimbette -- Same for you, ma'am.  Free ticket to the mainland. --
Kytie Ren, Understeward for Transel arena

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHISPER WALK devastated BIMBETTE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CONCUSSION was savagely defeated by MOURNING DEW in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE FRANCHISE was bested by SUICIDE SOLUTION in a popular 3 minute contest.
NORMAL NAN was luckily beaten by GREAT OAK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
J.K. POLK vanquished SIR LYRIN PRESKANE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   0 -  1     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 626 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  WHISPER WALK 4001          10   2  0  114 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SUICIDE SOLUTION 4000       8   2  0   49 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE FRANCHISE 6375          4   3  0   41 THE VOLS (545)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONCUSSION 1330.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE FRANCHISE 6375.  The ten other most popular fighters were NORMAL NAN 5153, 
POLK 6444, CONCUSSION 1330,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CONCUSSION 1330.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were J.K. POLK 6444, GREAT OAK 4002, SUICIDE SOLUTION 4000, WHISPER WALK 
4001, MOURNING DEW 4003, NORMAL NAN 5153, THE FRANCHISE 6375,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:


                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be an eastern one this time, located in Cleveland, Ohio  on July 
17-19, 2009.  It will be held at the Holiday Inn in Strongsville, OH, at 15471 
Royalton Rd (440-238-8800).  Rooms are only $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  

There is a free shuttle from the airport, free parking, and free high-speed wireless 
internet in all guestrooms ($3/day in public space).  The hotel has an indoor pool, 
pool table, and hockey, and a fitness center.   The hotel is located 1/2 mile from the 
largest mall in Northeast Ohio, with indoor minigolf and pottery painting, and right 
next door to Iceland Arena, which offers open skate and skate rental.  They also have 
four bikes on property available for checkout, as the Metro parks are next door as 
well.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are 
many restaurants and nightspots nearby and at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the 

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!

                                  Daydream Believer

You once thought of me,
As a white knight on a steed.
Now you know how happy I can be...

It's true.  I'm gone.  I've punched my ticket to Immortality and I'm off to the Isle.
I know a lot of you are wondering what it is about me that has made me so successful.
I wish I knew for sure.  I think it has more to do with intangibles (knack) than it
does with design, bonuses and favorites.  I'll let you decide.

Daydream Believer (PR) 17-14-4-17-7-8-17  Poor Endurance--Good Damage
I -- 8 (+1)  R -- 13  A -- 14 (+4)  P -- 14 (+4)  Df - 8  Dc - 6 (+3)

I know what you're thinking, "WTF, that guy looks like a 98 lb weakling!"  Sigh...I
prefer to think my physical characteristics are ideally suited for a finesse style.
As for my bases, I know they aren't much to look at.  After all, I am a PR.  I'm
fortunate to be blessed where I need it the most--attack and parry.

Okay, so I've got nice bases with bonuses in the right spots.  What about favorites?
Did I know them in advance or did I change them?  The answer is no, I had no idea
what they were for sure until I recieved my graduation announcement.  I would be
happy to tell you what my favorites are but I don't think my clone, Jumpinjack Flash,
would be very happy with me if I did.  Let's just say that from the moment I stepped
on the sands as a Rookie I used the same strategy in EVERY fight.  The only thing I
ever changed was armor (early on vs. TP's) and attack/defend locations.  That should
give those of you who have faced me more than once something to think about.

You may be interested to know that I am all natural.  I haven't had a prize of any
type used on me.  I'm a freak of nature.  It just goes to show you never know when a
guy like me will walk into your guildhouse looking for work as a gladiator.  It's up
to you to spot the potential and nuture it along.

I'm going to list my tourney results and records versus each style.  It isn't meant
to be a brag--I just thought you might find it interesting and a lot easier than
looking it up yourself.  Enjoy!
     Tourneys:  Rookies: 15-1-3 TC.  Initiates: 15-3-3 TV.  Adepts: 16-2 TC.
Champs: 13-1-1 TC.  Rookies--Champs record: 59-7-7 (.894)  Challengers: 9-3 TV.
Challengers: 15-1-1 TC.
Challengers: 13-3 TV -- Runner-up (Marv-AB)  Challengers: 13-3 TV -- Runner-up
(Teevella-LU)  Challengers: 7-3  Challengers: 11-3-2 TV  Challengers: 11-3-1 TV
 Challengers: 13-3 TV -- Runner-up (Marv-AB)

Challengers: 12-3 TV.  Challengers record: 104-25-4 (.806).  Career Tourney record:
163-32-11 (.836)  TC's: 4  TVs: 8 (3 Runner-ups)  Arena record: 5-0-1  Grudge
matches: 3-0

Total record: 171-32-12 (.842)  Tourney record vs all styles:  AB: 7-11  BA: 6-0-1
LU: 46-9-4  PL: 5-1-1  PR: 2-0  PS: ---  SL: 9-2  ST: 51-5-2  TP: 35-4-3  WS: 2-0

As you can see, the only style I had trouble with is the ABs.  I think that has more
to do with which ABs I fought rather than the style as a whole.  I was 3-1 vs ABs
early on (Rookies-Champs) and 4-10 in Challengers.  I was 1-5 vs Marv, 0-1 vs Marv Jr
and 0-3 vs Soulsnare.  I am going to make an educated guess and assume they all had
skills or prizes added to them to make them competetive at the Challenger level where
so few ABs are.  I could be wrong, though I doubt it.

See you on the Isle,
    Daydream Believer