DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/10/2009    Duedate: 07/23/2009

TRANSEL ARENA

DM-6    TURN-628

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHISPER WALK
MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
(6-4001) [12-2-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WHISPER WALK                   POSITION IS EMPTY
MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)          
(6-4001) [12-2-0,123]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONCUSSION                     NORMAL NAN
PSYCHO SQUAD (135)             PSYCHO SQUAD (135)
(6-1330) [17-32-3,87]          (6-5153) [5-16-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)        6
2. PSYCHO SQUAD (135)           3      MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
3. THE VOLS (545)               0      Unchartered Team

                                       THE BUNDY'S (257)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     40  15  2 72.7   1/ 1 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)     9  0 0
 2- 3 THE VOLS (545)            81  56  9 59.1   2- 2 THE VOLS (545)            3  2 0
 3/ 4 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)       128 148  7 46.4   3/ 3 PSYCHO SQUAD (135)        0  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 626): ENURAM of DESOLATE TEMPLE (Toker, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 632): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 627): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 627): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 631): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 620): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 617): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): CROUCHING HAMSTER of D.R.I. (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 588): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 580): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 561): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 564): MODEL PRISONER of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 515): UP FROM THE SEA of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 236): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 464): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 212): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 508): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 626): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): STEEL ARMS (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 632): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 627): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 627): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 631): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 620): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 617): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 588): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 580): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 564): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 515): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 248): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 236): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 464): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 212): FEARSOME LEGENDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 508) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 630): WHOLLY MOLLY of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): CROUCHING HAMSTER of D.R.I. (?, mgr.)
               (turn 615): SURLY DECKHAND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 580): REDD CORVAIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 563): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 513): HASARCH of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
                           A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, I apologize for not writing my column last turn, but I blame the arena
scribe who Little Whop had to explain his name was not spelled "?"   But little whop,
no caps.  Like I could care what that little manager nobody could want.  He can't
even get his team in Osksi started back up.  What's up with that?  No, he comes to
Transel, says he is going to help us, and look what's going on.  Only two of us
fighting now; he says we are getting prepped, but I think if we stop fighting waiting
for some tourney we are going to get rusty.  We all know how rusty blades suck.  Oh,
well we are a test case to see if we can arrange an Immortal Adept.  If I make it in
the tourney than we did.  If not, well, you know.

See you on the sands and, Concussion, are you sure you want to be the only one
available for me to duel with?

Duelmaster Whisper Walk

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TRANSEL brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see GREAT OAK win a fight and gain 4 points, terribly.  And if variety 
is the spice of life, TRANSEL may be getting bland, as WHISPER WALK stays top dog in 
the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, TRANSEL?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Three down, and one turn to go for 071406AD to call 
in the bloodfeud against MOURNING DEW, else MR. GHERKIN is but small history.  We're 
all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of TRANSEL.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHISPER WALK 4001            12   2  0   123       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOURNING DEW 4003             9   4  1    95       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONCUSSION 1330              17  32  3    87       PSYCHO SQUAD (135)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEMPHIS MIKE 6381             6   1  0    61       THE VOLS (545)
-MICHELIN 6380                 8   1  2    60       THE VOLS (545)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUICIDE SOLUTION 4000         8   2  0    49       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
-THE FRANCHISE 6375            4   3  0    41       THE VOLS (545)
-KILL ME, I'M HORNY 3999       6   4  1    39       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
 GREAT OAK 4002                5   3  0    37       MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORMAL NAN 5153               5  16  0    31       PSYCHO SQUAD (135)
-J.K. POLK 6444                2   2  1    26       THE VOLS (545)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIZZA MAN 6379                2   0  1    17       THE VOLS (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MR. GHERKIN 6385        4  1 0 071406AD 544         MOURNING DEW 4003     625   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Normal Nan-- May I give you some advice?  Stop using that freakin toothpick!!!  It's
not your weapon.  You can not cut an OAK tree down with a tooth pick.  Not gonna
happen. -- Great Oak
P.S.  Hey, thanks for my first skills almost learned as many as my wit.

Bimbette, Hattie -- Shsh, keep it down concentrating going on here. -- Whisper Walk

Concussion -- Um, like, hey. what's happenin?  Don't worry, the throne will be yours
very soon. -- Whisper Walk

Peregrine Firehawk -- Hmm, guess you got doused out by the mourning dew. -- Mourning
Dew
P.S.  I almost shed a tear for you in my sadness.

Normal Nan -- I shall return after the tourney to offer solutions to anyones problem
that might arise. -- Suicide Solution

TMM -- I'll be back then also. -- Little Whop
P.S.  This team is all tourney bait.  Maybe one that I would like to get to AD, other
than that, just fun to run.

Great Oak -- I wish some squirrel had come along and eaten your acorn! -- Normal Nan
P.S.  Just my luck to get matched against a nut.  Okay, challenged by a nut.  There
are nuts everywhere around me.  I'm not sure I can stand it.

Whisper Walk -- What?  Were you talking to me?  I was kind of in a fog. -- Concussion

Bimbette -- Certainly.  All Lord Protectors are to be treated equally. -- Kytie Ren,
Understeward for Transel Arena

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHISPER WALK viciously subdued CONCUSSION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
NORMAL NAN was luckily beaten by GREAT OAK in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   0 -  1     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 628 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  WHISPER WALK 4001          12   2  0  123 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
TOTAL PARRY      GREAT OAK 4002              5   3  0   37 MY LITTLE TRIBE (357)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONCUSSION 1330.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NORMAL NAN 5153.  The ten other most popular fighters were WHISPER WALK 4001, 
GREAT OAK 4002, CONCUSSION 1330,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CONCUSSION 1330.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GREAT OAK 4002, WHISPER WALK 4001, NORMAL NAN 5153,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, 
0, and  0.