DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/12/2024 Duedate: 11/25/2024
BONSUR ARENA
DM 7 TURN 1029
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THORN SEER
TEMERE NOMEN (652)
(7-7336) [14-4-0,143]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THORN SEER NIGHTSHADE
TEMERE NOMEN (652) SATANIC GARDEN (662)
(7-7336) [14-4-0,143] (7-7433) [1-1-0,22]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HERRING GULL CRINGE MONKEY
BEACH BABES (309) ODD SQUAD (407)
(7-7264) [18-33-0,87] (7-7352) [16-11-0,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHAOS KIDS (480)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ODD SQUAD (407) 42
2. CHAOS KIDS (480) 31 BUNION SQUAD (167)
3. MS08 07 (642) 29 Unchartered Team
4. VINTAGE GODS (655) 22
5. SATANIC GARDEN (662) 15 VINTAGE GODS (655)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664) 16 4 3 80.0 1/ 2 CHAOS KIDS (480) 8 7 1
2/ 3*VINTAGE GODS (655) 6 4 0 60.0 2/ 5 ODD SQUAD (407) 6 4 0
3- 4 ESPANA (538) 96 80 13 54.5 3/ 3*VINTAGE GODS (655) 6 4 0
4/ 5 BUNION SQUAD (167) 164 144 7 53.2 4- 1*CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664) 4 1 1
5/ 6 ODD SQUAD (407) 207 183 7 53.1 5- 4 ESPANA (538) 4 4 0
6/ 7 TEMERE NOMEN (652) 69 63 2 52.3 6/ 9 BEACH BABES (309) 3 9 0
7/ 0*SATANIC GARDEN (662) 1 1 0 50.0 7/ 0 MS08 07 (642) 2 0 0
8/ 0 MS08 07 (642) 24 25 1 49.0 8/ 6 TEMERE NOMEN (652) 2 0 0
9/ 8 CHAOS KIDS (480) 51 68 5 42.9 9/ 0*SATANIC GARDEN (662) 1 0 0
10/ 9 BEACH BABES (309) 1282 1800 37 41.6 10/ 8 BUNION SQUAD (167) 1 5 0
11/10*PHOENIX GUARD (663) 2 10 0 16.7 11/10*PHOENIX GUARD (663) 1 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, CRAZY CO-WORKERS, since
CHAOS KIDS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. ODD SQUAD turned
their 3-1-0 turn into a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than
this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
LEND A HAND win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BLITZ BISCUIT beat
JOHNNY UNITAS and JOHNNY UNITAS lost 5 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's
out with the old, in with the new, as THORN SEER takes the Title and last week's bar
tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Swinging Aardvark, humph! I've tasted
better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From BONSUR's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? ESSENTIAL ARNIE was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was TEMERE NOMEN. Ha ha ha ha! I
guess I can give a little credit to AMANDA of CHAOS KIDS for challenging up by 23 to
GRAIN OF SAND. AMANDA killed to get 76 points of recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and
girls, GRAIN OF SAND of BEACH BABES has added the final loss to his 12-39-1. Tee
hee! You can run, AMANDA, but maybe you can't hide from BEACH BABES. Killing GRAIN
OF SAND is something the rest of CHAOS KIDS may not be able to help you with. We're
all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that
later?
There's got to be a better place in BONSUR to get a drink than The Swinging
Aardvark! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you
have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad to see the back of this
place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THORN SEER 7336 14 4 0 143 TEMERE NOMEN (652)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VALVERDE 5767 14 13 1 99 ESPANA (538)
-MOHONCITO 5722 24 14 3 91 ESPANA (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SORORITY TART 7355 13 9 1 89 BUNION SQUAD (167)
-VIEJO VERDE 5724 17 17 3 88 ESPANA (538)
CRINGE MONKEY 7352 16 11 0 88 ODD SQUAD (407)
HERRING GULL 7264 18 33 0 87 BEACH BABES (309)
LEND A HAND 7168 14 16 1 81 MS08 07 (642)
AMANDA 5103 10 9 1 76 CHAOS KIDS (480)
PRIDE 4996 11 13 1 70 CHAOS KIDS (480)
MIGHTY NED 7423 6 3 1 70 CHAOS KIDS (480)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETTY BABE 7340 14 21 1 64 BEACH BABES (309)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THAT DARN KID 7338 4 2 0 46 MS08 07 (642)
-DUENDE 7375 10 6 0 44 ESPANA (538)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHELLCRUNCHER 7421 4 9 1 29 BEACH BABES (309)
-TOMMY 7445 4 0 0 29 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
-NICOLE 7448 3 1 0 29 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
AVALANCHE 7430 6 2 0 27 CHAOS KIDS (480)
-DYLAN 7444 3 1 2 26 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MATT 7446 3 1 1 25 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIGHTSHADE 7433 1 1 0 22 SATANIC GARDEN (662)
JULIUS ERVING 7319 2 0 0 20 VINTAGE GODS (655)
SOCIAL LEMMING 7431 3 5 1 19 CHAOS KIDS (480)
-CHASE 7447 3 1 0 18 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)
BLITZ BISCUIT 7410 1 0 0 18 ODD SQUAD (407)
JANET EVANS 7478 1 0 0 15 VINTAGE GODS (655)
WREN 7439 2 2 0 12 PHOENIX GUARD (663)
HANK AARON 7318 1 1 0 12 VINTAGE GODS (655)
DISCO BISCUIT 7415 1 0 0 11 ODD SQUAD (407)
TED WILLIAMS 7320 1 1 0 10 VINTAGE GODS (655)
JOHNNY UNITAS 7316 1 1 0 8 VINTAGE GODS (655)
DESALINIZER 7461 0 4 0 4 BUNION SQUAD (167)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GRAIN OF SAND 7257 12 40 1 BEACH BABES 309 AMANDA 5103 1029
DA1 7477 0 1 0 ODD SQUAD 407 SPYMASTER 1029 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MIGHTY NED devastated BETTY BABE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AMANDA put to death GRAIN OF SAND in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
SOCIAL LEMMING was vanquished by SHELLCRUNCHER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SORORITY TART was overpowered by THORN SEER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
CRINGE MONKEY bested PRIDE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's duel.
HERRING GULL was beaten by LEND A HAND in a 2 minute master's brawl.
THAT DARN KID savagely defeated AVALANCHE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
NIGHTSHADE vanquished HANK AARON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
TED WILLIAMS lost to DISCO BISCUIT in a 1 minute novice's fight.
DESALINIZER was savagely defeated by WREN in a popular 2 minute brutal novice's melee.
JULIUS ERVING subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's competition.
JOHNNY UNITAS was devastated by BLITZ BISCUIT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JANET EVANS bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 9 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 9 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 27 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 18 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 9 - 1 25 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
Turn 1029 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THORN SEER 7336 14 4 0 143 TEMERE NOMEN (652)
PARRY-LUNGE AMANDA 5103 10 9 1 76 CHAOS KIDS (480)
BASHING ATTACK MIGHTY NED 7423 6 3 1 70 CHAOS KIDS (480)
STRIKING ATTACK THAT DARN KID 7338 4 2 0 46 MS08 07 (642)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HERRING GULL 7264. The most popular warrior this
turn was CRINGE MONKEY 7352. The ten other most popular fighters were THAT DARN KID
7338, WREN 7439, AMANDA 5103, THORN SEER 7336, HERRING GULL 7264, LEND A HAND 7168,
NIGHTSHADE 7433, MIGHTY NED 7423, GRAIN OF SAND 7257, and SHELLCRUNCHER 7421.
The least popular fighter this week was TED WILLIAMS 7320. The other ten least
popular fighters were SOCIAL LEMMING 7431, BETTY BABE 7340, DA1 7477, JOHNNY UNITAS
7316, DESALINIZER 7461, DISCO BISCUIT 7415, HANK AARON 7318, AVALANCHE 7430, SORORITY
TART 7355, and JANET EVANS 7478.