DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/17/2026    Duedate: 03/30/2026

BONSUR ARENA

DM 7    TURN 1064

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISCO BISCUIT
ODD SQUAD (407)
(7-7415) [15-3-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DISCO BISCUIT                  SHYRIX
ODD SQUAD (407)                OF WOLF & TEMPE (673)
(7-7415) [15-3-0,116]          (7-7602) [4-0-1,22]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NICOLE                         DISCO BISCUIT
CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)         ODD SQUAD (407)
(7-7448) [13-25-1,95]          (7-7415) [15-3-0,116]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHAOS KIDS (480)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ODD SQUAD (407)               44 
2. ESPANA (538)                  36    FACE OF CHAOS (672)
3. FACE OF CHAOS (672)           23    Unchartered Team
4. ERRATA! (651)                 17 
5. CHAOS KIDS (480)              6     OF WOLF & TEMPE (673)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FACE OF CHAOS (672)       15   6  0 71.4   1/ 4 CHAOS KIDS (480)          9  6 1
 2/ 0 ERRATA! (651)              8   5  0 61.5   2/ 3 ODD SQUAD (407)           8  6 0
 3/11*OF WOLF & TEMPE (673)      4   3  1 57.1   3/ 1 RISE OF CHAOS (667)       8  7 0
 4- 4 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)   476 384 30 55.3   4/ 5 REAVERS (392)             5  4 1
 5/ 6 ODD SQUAD (407)          267 235 11 53.2   5/ 8 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)    5  7 1
 6/ 7 ESPANA (538)             129 117 14 52.4   6- 2 PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)    4  5 1
 7/ 5 RISE OF CHAOS (667)       44  40  2 52.4   7/13 ESPANA (538)              4  7 0
 8- 8 BUNION SQUAD (167)       183 168  9 52.1   8/ 6 FACE OF CHAOS (672)       3  1 0
 9/10 HOWLIN SNIPES (621)       25  25  1 50.0   9/ 7*OF WOLF & TEMPE (673)     3  2 1
10/ 2*KOSA LEGION (674)          3   3  0 50.0  10/10*KOSA LEGION (674)         3  3 0
11/12 REAVERS (392)            433 438 36 49.7  11/ 9 BEACH BABES (309)         2  1 1
12/13 CHAOS KIDS (480)         127 146 10 46.5  12-14 BUNION SQUAD (167)        1  0 0
13/14 BEACH BABES (309)        1310 1828 38 41.7  13/ 0 ERRATA! (651)             1  0 0
14/15 CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)    63 100  7 38.7  14/12 HOWLIN SNIPES (621)       1  5 0
15-16*COVEY XV (671)             1   7  0 12.5  15-16*COVEY XV (671)            0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly BONSUR games.  Former top team RISE OF CHAOS was 
unseated this week as CHAOS KIDS moved up from 4th ranking to take the top spot with 
a 3-2-0 record for the round.  Fortune did not smile upon PHILANTHROPISTS2 this time 
out who this turn suffered a fall into 6th position in the wake of a 0-0-0 round.  
Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  Witness how this week 
ESPANA went 2-1-0 to move up 6 in the rankings.  My praise to ODD SQUAD for their 
3-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of 
notice!  BITTY BRUISER caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he 
skillfully bested SCALPITERAI and was awarded 24 points in recognition.  In one of 
the week's more notable duels, BITTY BRUISER put down SCALPITERAI, causing him to 
lose 20 points of recognition in the process.  Unwilling to wait upon the will of 
others, Duelmaster DISCO BISCUIT challenged QUIETUS last week in a match to decide 
the fate of the throne.  Not for nothing has DISCO BISCUIT in the past laid claim to 
the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  Heed 
this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city 
shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In BONSUR "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  BONSUR, city of gladiators!  Mighty among the 
names of thy guilds is ESPANA, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly 
duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of KOSA LEGION are catching the bulk of jests down 
at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Mighty fighters cannot 
but expect competition from those below.  MATT take warning!  You have more than a 
few enemies in BONSUR.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Many townsmen have begin to remark over the fact 
that after one more round of duels SENTINELS' Bloodfeud against BLACK HAMMER will 
have expired.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune but 
sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till we meet 
again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a 
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISCO BISCUIT 7415           15   3  0 116         ODD SQUAD (407)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROXANE 7565                   8   2  0 104         FACE OF CHAOS (672)       
 QUIETUS 7542                 15  10  1  99         REAVERS (392)             
 DUENDE 7375                  19  15  0  98         ESPANA (538)              
-VIEJO VERDE 5724             23  21  3  95         ESPANA (538)              
 NICOLE 7448                  13  25  1  95         CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SINGLE CLAP 6829              8   3  0  88         HOWLIN SNIPES (621)       
 RUSTY HINGE 7543             16   8  0  86         CHAOS KIDS (480)          
 MATT 7446                    13  25  2  85         CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)    
 KOOLAID 7571                 11   5  1  73         RISE OF CHAOS (667)       
 THE LADY 7511                12  19  0  71         REAVERS (392)             
-SIDEWAYS 5715                 9   3  1  67         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUMBLE TUMBLE 7524           7  11  1  65         ODD SQUAD (407)           
 BITTY BRUISER 7535            9   8  0  62         ODD SQUAD (407)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAND WARBEN 7523             13  15  1  55         BEACH BABES (309)         
 WORLDS COLLIDING 7569        12   4  0  55         RISE OF CHAOS (667)       
-YOUR FACE 7501                7   2  0  54         BUNION SQUAD (167)        
 TEUTONIC TERROR 7481         10   7  0  53         RISE OF CHAOS (667)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONE DANCER 7556              7  10  0  48         CHAOS KIDS (480)          
 NOVA 7575                     7   8  0  45         CHAOS KIDS (480)          
 SCALPITERAI 7541              9  17  0  44         REAVERS (392)             
 WEIGHTOFTHEWORLD 7577         6   8  0  42         RISE OF CHAOS (667)       
 LUKE 7566                     6   9  1  41         CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)    
-JAZMO 7024                    4   2  0  37         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STRIDER 5710                  4   2  0  32         PHILANTHROPISTS2 (188)    
 BLACK HAMMER 6831             8   5  1  30         HOWLIN SNIPES (621)       
 TYLER 7538                    3  13  0  30         CRAZY CO-WORKERS (664)    
 CROOKED GRIN 7589             6   2  0  29         ODD SQUAD (407)           
-CIME II 7561                  3   1  0  25         FACE OF CHAOS (672)       
 VENUS 7581                    4   5  0  24         CHAOS KIDS (480)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHYRIX 7602                   4   0  1  22         OF WOLF & TEMPE (673)     
 GYPSY 7604                    1   3  0  21         ESPANA (538)              
 DINER WAITRESS 7611           3   1  1  19         CHAOS KIDS (480)          
 EIGENVECTOR 7616              2   0  0  19         KOSA LEGION (674)         
 ENDURE 7578                   1   0  0  17         ERRATA! (651)             
 TO THE WALL 7607              2   2  0   8         RISE OF CHAOS (667)       
-MALARKEY 7549                 1   1  0   6         COVEY XV (671)            
 GEODEX 7617                   1   1  0   4         KOSA LEGION (674)         
-SOPREMA 7550                  0   2  0   4         COVEY XV (671)            
 ZONOHEDRON 7618               0   2  0   2         KOSA LEGION (674)         
 EL COCO 7624                  0   2  0   2         ESPANA (538)              

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DON QUE JOTE 7601       2  1 0 ESPANA 538           LUKE 7566             1062 REVENGED
HEADSPLOSION 7621       0  1 0 HOWLIN SNIPES 621    SPYMASTER             1064 NONE
MALVORN 7594            0  2 0 OF WOLF & TEMPE 673  DINER WAITRESS 7611   1062  
HAWK MIND 5696          5  4 0 PHILANTHROPISTS2 188 SAND WARBEN 7523      1062  
SPIKE WARFORGED 7580    6  2 0 SENTINELS 122        BLACK HAMMER 6831     1061  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEADSPLOSION was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DISCO BISCUIT won victory over QUIETUS in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title battle.
DUENDE savagely defeated MATT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
RUSTY HINGE was savagely defeated by ROXANE in a 11 minute master's match.
SINGLE CLAP savagely defeated THE LADY in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
NICOLE overpowered WORLDS COLLIDING in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SCALPITERAI was vanquished by BITTY BRUISER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
TEUTONIC TERROR was narrowly defeated by GRUMBLE TUMBLE in a 2 minute duel.
KOOLAID vanquished SAND WARBEN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
NOVA overcame CROOKED GRIN in a 2 minute gory bout.
BLACK HAMMER was demolished by BONE DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LUKE overcame VENUS in a 1 minute contest.
TYLER was demolished by WEIGHTOFTHEWORLD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHYRIX beat EL COCO in a popular 3 minute gruesome amateur's conflict.
GYPSY overpowered TO THE WALL in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DINER WAITRESS viciously subdued ZONOHEDRON in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.
EIGENVECTOR devastated CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GEODEX was demolished by ENDURE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  17 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  22 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  57 -  4      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  20 -  1      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  25 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  22 -  0      27  |

Turn 1064 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DISCO BISCUIT 7415         15   3  0  116 ODD SQUAD (407)
LUNGING ATTACK   QUIETUS 7542               15  10  1   99 REAVERS (392)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUENDE 7375                19  15  0   98 ESPANA (538)
STRIKING ATTACK  SINGLE CLAP 6829            8   3  0   88 HOWLIN SNIPES (621)
AIMED BLOW       BITTY BRUISER 7535          9   8  0   62 ODD SQUAD (407)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NICOLE 7448.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DISCO BISCUIT 7415.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROXANE 7565, SHYRIX 
7602, DUENDE 7375, QUIETUS 7542, SINGLE CLAP 6829, BITTY BRUISER 7535, TEUTONIC 
TERROR 7481, GRUMBLE TUMBLE 7524, KOOLAID 7571, and DINER WAITRESS 7611.

The least popular fighter this week was RUSTY HINGE 7543.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GEODEX 7617, ZONOHEDRON 7618, TO THE WALL 7607, TYLER 7538, 
VENUS 7581, BLACK HAMMER 6831, WORLDS COLLIDING 7569, THE LADY 7511, HEADSPLOSION 
7621, and EL COCO 7624.