DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/13/2003 Duedate: 05/26/2003
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-471
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MALT LICKER
WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
(7-4919) [13-9-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PREACHER DIGGER WASP
THRILLZ & KILLZ (493) FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (472)
(7-5083) [16-4-2,139] (7-4899) [5-3-0,71]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WARHOL WARHOL
UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
(7-1831) [16-15-0,95] (7-1831) [16-15-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499) 78
2. IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) 42 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
3. DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492) 36 Unchartered Team
4. DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 36
5. FLOWER CHILDREN (26) 31 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*VENGEANCE SEEKERS (516) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 6 DEAD SUPERIOR FORC (499) 10 5 1
2/ 0*DREAMERS (367) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 2 NINJAS (35) 10 5 0
3- 2*PAWNS OF BALANCE (288) 7 2 0 77.8 3/ 8 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466) 9 5 1
4/ 5 CALL TO THUNDER (491) 62 35 3 63.9 4/ 4 CALL TO THUNDER (491) 9 5 0
5/ 4 HOGAN'S HEROES (500) 66 39 3 62.9 5/ 9 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 9 6 2
6/10*FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (472) 5 3 0 62.5 6/ 5 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) 9 6 0
7/ 7 DEAD SUPERIOR FORC (499) 45 28 3 61.6 7/ 1 WASTELAND II (267) 9 6 0
8/ 6 FLOWER CHILDREN (26) 182 117 9 60.9 8/14 FLOWER CHILDREN (26) 8 7 0
9- 9 DEATHSGATE (429) 197 147 5 57.3 9/12 BATHTUB ARMADA (515) 7 4 1
10/11 BATHTUB ARMADA (515) 184 141 13 56.6 10/13 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493) 7 5 1
11/ 8 WINTER ORCHARD (462) 63 49 5 56.3 11/ 3 WINTER ORCHARD (462) 7 8 0
12/12 WASTELAND II (267) 664 535 27 55.4 12/10 HOGAN'S HEROES (500) 7 8 0
13/13 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466) 54 44 3 55.1 13/ 7 SUGAR AND SPICE (501) 6 9 0
14/14 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493) 43 39 2 52.4 14/17 BEACH BABES (309) 5 10 0
15/15 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 60 55 5 52.2 15/15*HATE (519) 5 10 0
16/ 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 40 38 1 51.3 16-11 DEATHSGATE (429) 3 2 0
17/16 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) 103 103 6 50.0 17/24*FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (472) 2 0 0
18-17 INDIFFERENCE (468) 49 60 4 45.0 18/18*VENGEANCE SEEKERS (516) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 SUGAR AND SPICE (501) 38 52 1 42.2 19/ 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (492) 2 2 0
20-19*THE BEARS II (510) 12 17 2 41.4 20/ 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 2 3 0
21/ 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (492) 23 33 2 41.1 21/20 RANCID BLOKES (503) 2 4 0
22/21 NINJAS (35) 109 160 5 40.5 22-16 INDIFFERENCE (468) 2 8 0
23/20 BEACH BABES (309) 425 624 15 40.5 23/22 MORGAN'S BOYS (308) 2 10 0
24/23 MORGAN'S BOYS (308) 152 277 6 35.4 24/27 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 2 12 0
25/22*HATE (519) 7 13 0 35.0 25/ 0*DREAMERS (367) 1 0 0
26/24 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 53 100 4 34.6 26-23*PAWNS OF BALANCE (288) 1 0 0
27-26*ETERNAL REST (505) 3 6 0 33.3 27-21*THE BEARS II (510) 0 2 0
28/28 RANCID BLOKES (503) 6 21 0 22.2 28-28*ETERNAL REST (505) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
99 Bottles II Standings, Turn 13
It was a fairly slow turn last time, as our leader Postmaster once again posted (no
pun intended) a middle-of-the-road turn, picking up 3 wins but no other bottles. In
fact, no one in the listings fared better than 3-2-1 this time out. With Manager,
Otto, and myself slowly cutting his lead each turn, the question is "Can Postmaster
hold his lead long enough to win?" Only time will tell.
His hopes at winning may have been damaged by the icing of another Hero. That's 2
deaths in two turns for Postmaster, both at the hands of our own Alfredo
Frothingslosh. The high score for this turn was Otto X. Frothingslosh's Undead
Artists, who managed to gain 5 bottles. Three teams tied for four bottle turns (Call
to Thunder, Wish You Were Beer, and Sugar & Spice), and everyone else only managed to
earn 3 bottles or less.
In order to clean some dead space, Arcane Power has been dropped from the listings.
Seeing as they have been inactive for some time now and had dropped to the bottom of
the listings, they were not exactly competing in the contest.
Guido should be back next turn. After a long conversation that involved our
erstwhile lackey hanging upside down from the roof of the arena, as well as an
introduction to the concept of the 'pinata', he and Nunzio agreed that Guido won't be
taking any more, ah, 'leaves of absence'.
Ichabod
Team W K SM DM MP LP TV TC DA TOT
1 Hogan's Heroes 37 3 17 3 1 0 0 0 0 64
2 Dead Superior Forces 40 2 2 1 0 0 2 0 1 51
3 Undead Artists 32 1 15 0 0 1 0 0 0 49
4 Call to Thunder 37 1 3 0 2 0 2 0 1 48
5 Wish You Were Beer 35 4 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 46
6 Flower Children 34 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 44
7 Spare-a-Dime-Shift 30 1 8 0 2 2 1 0 2 44
8 Sugar & Spice 37 1 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 42
9 Wasteland II 32 0 6 1 0 0 1 0 1 42
10 Indifference 31 1 4 0 3 1 0 0 0 40
11 Winter Orchard 35 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 4 36
12 Beach Babes 22 0 10 0 1 1 0 0 0 34
13 Thrillz & Killz 25 2 13 0 0 0 0 0 6 34
14 Ninjas 24 1 0 0 0 1 2 0 4 28
15 Deathsgate 27 0 2 0 0 2 1 0 10 24
16 Double Ordealers 17 1 5 0 1 1 0 0 6 19
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 469): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 354): SABLE of HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 474): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 471): SCALLAITIS of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 469): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 473): RED FUSION of IT'S NEW! (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 470): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 465): SULTAN of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 456): SPECIES 3.14159265 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 455): CARNIVOROUS CANARY of CARNAGE CANARIES (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 429): ABATIS of ACT OF MALICE (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 420): TIGER SPLASH of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 181): EGAN FORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 406): PORK CHOP JUKEBOX of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 355): FRANCINE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 168): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 156): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 305): P.B. BLASTER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 133): JARRAC of FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 348): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 469): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 354): HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 474): none
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 471): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 469): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Adela Chu, team captain)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 473): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 470): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 465): WAR HAWKS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 456): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 455): CARNAGE CANARIES (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 429): IRON TIGERS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 420): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 181): THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 406): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 355): SORROW'S HARVEST (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 168): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 156): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 305): none
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 133): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 348): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 469): KHAZID'HEA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 468): NEVERMORE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 354): SABLE of HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 472): PEGASUS of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 470): <MELISSA> of DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
PERSEVERANCE of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 465): SULTAN of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 456): SPECIES 3.14159265 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal)
(turn 455): MR TACO WORKS of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DUCK RUBBER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
BOX-SCITE of ROCK-ETTS (Pie-Rite, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 419): VELOXI of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 180): ROB A. REE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 406): PORK CHOP JUKEBOX of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 156): BALI of ISLANDERS (Devan ki Ru, mgr.)
ROGERS of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
(turn 155): ARMSTRONG of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
MINDBENDER of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 304): PINK HEART of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hail, and well met, warriors of Bonsur! It is said, "fortune favors the brave" (as
well as the incredibly stupid); it appears that there is some truth to this as I find
myself honored as your newest Duelmaster. Though it has been many years, I am not
unfamiliar with such an honor. I held the throne in Seam for some time, fighting off
the advances of both Boss Orc and The Consortium. Were they here now, I am sure they
would laugh (though mostly curse) to see a warrior as fine as myself once again upon
the throne. In this instance I have Rockwell to thank, for both the victory and the
best laugh of my long and storied career. The last time I saw a jaw drop to the
ground like that I was waving a bag of gold coin in Seam's red light district after
my first successful title fight. You've got a lot to learn, boy, before you can
hang with the big boys.
I was under the impression that this would be my final bout in the arena, per my
manager. I guess that shows you what he knows (which is next to nothing). It may be
some time yet before they send me packing to the Isle. I could work out a little
more to increase my skill level, but being the cerebral warrior that I am I prefer to
increase my skills by studying the techniques and nuances of my opponents. It is a
strategy which has served me well to date. I will not be posting any challenges,
though I reserve the right to avoid as I see fit. My manager may tie one hand behind
my back; I won't allow him to tie them both!
Reigning Duelmaster and 5 WT Genius,
Tenacious
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Nothing is certain in BONSUR, with changing
loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--DEAD SUPERIOR
FORCES. WINTER ORCHARD after a sorry 1-4-0 might want to consider abandoning the
sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues! Nothing works for a
team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS can
attest... FLOWER CHILDREN posted a nice gain, to come in 8th. Everybody loves a
winner... Practice pays for TYZOR, who pummelled ARROWROOT, to pocket 27 points.
Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, TYZOR was winsome, after beating ARROWROOT
and seeing him lose 15 points. You could cut the tension with a scimitar as MALT
LICKER of WISH YOU WERE BEER met the Duelmaster. Now I can't insult MALT LICKER, as
he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay
it on too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and
ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
So much to report, so little time! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES, alone and unchallenged.
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, FLOWER CHILDREN scurried away from DEAD
SUPERIOR FORCES. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, TALLAHASSE TINA is the most
challenged warrior. As a confidence booster, WILL DUEL FOR FOOD challenged ALOHA
ALICE, down 19 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, WILL
DUEL FOR FOOD? Yes, Virginia, sometimes the little guy wins, as ALOHA ALICE proved,
beating 19 point higher WILL DUEL FOR FOOD. Take heed BONSUR, of the unprincipled
action of TOTURI. By challenging POPCORN MACHINE, 33 points below him, TOTURI
besmirches the noble art of dueling. TOTURI will have to start challenging legless
old maids next, as he was defeated by POPCORN MACHINE. Good show, POPCORN MACHINE!
Them's the breaks, COL. KLINK. Expecting fair challenges from WISH YOU WERE BEER is
evidently too much to ask. BREW HA HA subdued COL. KLINK. The whole thing leaves a
bitter memory. TERRI TOWEL found herself challenged by a warrior 19 below: DANCING
COWBOYS. DANCING COWBOYS of HATE kept hers wits as she was defeated by TERRI TOWEL.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Admittedly Death waits for no one, but me thinks COMMON CUTS of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT
(6-2-1) is being sent off a little prematurely. Justice was served as LEBEAU fought
FOUNTAINHEAD in bloodfeud. Well done, HOGAN'S HEROES! Ask not a spymaster for
counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in BONSUR is the highlight of my life. More important
duties call me. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for
BONSUR? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MALT LICKER 4919 13 9 0 121 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PREACHER 5083 16 4 2 139 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
TENACIOUS 5337 32 9 0 137 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
BIG FUN 5046 16 2 2 124 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
ISAWA TADAKA 5093 14 3 0 115 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
ROCKWELL 5003 12 4 0 109 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
-KIERA 5077 14 4 0 107 DEATHSGATE (429)
SCHMEIKEL 4391 15 12 0 106 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
HIDA YAKAMO 5052 14 5 0 103 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
LEBEAU 5157 14 7 0 99 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
POPCORN MACHINE 5091 12 7 0 98 WASTELAND II (267)
WARHOL 1831 16 15 0 95 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
-GAMBLE 4884 12 6 2 95 INDIFFERENCE (468)
ALOHA ALICE 4867 18 18 0 93 BEACH BABES (309)
RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 4839 15 8 0 93 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
MIAMI MIA 4818 17 27 3 92 BEACH BABES (309)
MELANCHOLY 5319 11 5 0 92 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
<BOTTLE DRINKER> 5299 8 5 1 90 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
SGT SCHULTZ 5160 14 7 0 86 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
PESCHISOLIDO 3999 10 7 0 86 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
BUBBA 4833 15 28 0 85 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
TOTURI 5051 12 8 0 85 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
NUTMEG 5167 11 7 0 80 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
BAYUSHI KACHIKO 5235 10 4 0 78 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
BULLSHOT 5238 11 4 3 75 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
MICRO MIRACLE 5236 9 6 0 74 WASTELAND II (267)
ADAM 4830 13 30 2 71 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
GOOBATRON 5026 13 10 0 71 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
DIGGER WASP 4899 5 3 0 71 FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (472)
JAKUCHU ITO 5102 9 7 0 70 NINJAS (35)
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 4827 13 7 0 68 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
<AKARA> 5143 9 6 0 66 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
MIDNIGHT STAR 4778 13 7 0 65 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
RAISON D'ETRE 5311 7 5 2 65 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
LUCY LUAU 4890 16 16 0 64 BEACH BABES (309)
<RETARDED RV> 5279 11 3 0 64 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
FOUNTAINHEAD 5278 7 6 1 64 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
CRIMSON BLUSH 5351 4 1 0 63 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (516)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THORNBIRD 5298 9 3 2 60 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
COSMIC CHARLIE 5079 11 8 0 59 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
JERICO 4862 11 25 0 58 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
SUPERFLY 5025 10 13 0 58 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
ANGRY CANDY 5047 14 9 1 57 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESCHER 5201 8 6 1 56 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
-KILLING JOKE 5125 8 6 1 56 INDIFFERENCE (468)
-DOOMSCREAMER 3000 4 0 0 56 PAWNS OF BALANCE (288)
GAZREK 5097 4 5 1 55 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
SATOSHI KUNO 5229 7 4 0 54 NINJAS (35)
FRACUS FRANCINE 5378 6 2 1 53 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
TIMMY 4831 5 38 0 53 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
TALLAHASSE TINA 4889 10 22 0 52 BEACH BABES (309)
TYZOR 5195 5 4 0 51 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
-PEGLEG 5368 3 1 2 51 THE BEARS II (510)
FATIMA YECHBURGH 5171 7 10 0 50 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
-PROHIBITION 5246 6 7 0 50 INDIFFERENCE (468)
-AFTERGLOW 4858 8 14 0 48 INDIFFERENCE (468)
-LORE 5196 3 6 0 48 ETERNAL REST (505)
SESAME 5269 7 7 0 45 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
RED NO. 40 5305 7 4 0 43 WASTELAND II (267)
-PATHFINDER 5243 6 2 0 43 DEATHSGATE (429)
MAGOBE IBUKA 5391 5 1 0 40 NINJAS (35)
ARROWROOT 5270 8 6 1 39 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
BREW HA HA 5361 6 4 1 35 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
SUMMER SAVORY 5302 6 6 0 35 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
CEZANNE 5074 5 10 0 35 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
SUGARBEET 5219 6 10 0 34 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
NAZGUL 5301 5 6 1 34 NINJAS (35)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALISS 5399 4 2 0 33 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
RASTRODOMUS 5365 3 5 1 33 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
BARTEZ 4732 4 5 0 31 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
¤ 5411 1 3 0 31 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
PINDE 3654 4 0 0 30 DREAMERS (367)
-LAST CALL 5360 6 4 0 29 INDIFFERENCE (468)
DESAII 4793 3 4 0 29 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
XCITR 5129 5 4 1 28 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
ROSS 5381 4 4 0 28 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
DEEDS 5177 1 9 0 28 RANCID BLOKES (503)
CHEAP 5181 3 7 0 26 RANCID BLOKES (503)
-NETHERSPAWN 3003 1 2 0 24 PAWNS OF BALANCE (288)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERRI TOWEL 5306 5 7 0 23 BEACH BABES (309)
-MYSTIC SUN 5217 3 3 0 23 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
ARAB FASHIONS 5424 3 0 0 22 HATE (519)
ISHINOMORI 5390 2 4 0 22 NINJAS (35)
-OIDWA 5407 3 0 0 21 DEATHSGATE (429)
-ESTEBAN 5406 2 1 0 21 DEATHSGATE (429)
-CRACK HEAD 5389 2 0 0 20 THE BEARS II (510)
YAKAMO NO ONI 5432 2 0 0 20 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
FROSTMAIDEN 5393 4 2 0 18 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
MEDIAN INCOME 5409 3 2 0 18 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
ANTI-CLIMACTIC 5408 2 3 0 17 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
MAMA BEAR 5434 0 2 0 16 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
FUGUE 5450 1 0 1 15 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
SLENDER 5416 3 1 0 14 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
PTI 5412 2 1 0 14 WASTELAND II (267)
FROTHREK 5304 1 3 0 14 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOOSIER DADDY 5380 2 5 0 13 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
-DIRT 5178 1 0 0 11 RANCID BLOKES (503)
COL. KLINK 5433 1 1 0 9 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
SUNDANCER 5404 1 4 0 7 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
YOUR SUPERMAN 5431 1 1 0 7 WASTELAND II (267)
HENRI 5062 0 1 0 7 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-PATHFINDER 5309 1 2 0 5 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
TWO HEADED WOMEN 5437 1 1 0 4 HATE (519)
DANCING COWBOYS 5425 0 3 0 3 HATE (519)
-YAJE 3652 0 1 0 1 DREAMERS (367)
GOLDILOCKS 5447 0 1 0 1 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
-LAR 5422 0 1 0 1 DEATHSGATE (429)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 662 0 1 0 1 FUGUE 5450 471 NONE
TAKAO 5291 5 2 1 CALL TO THUNDER 491 <BOTTLE DRINKER> 5299 467 REVENGED
TIGHTWAD TIM 5410 1 4 0 DOUBLE ORDEALERS 471 DARK CHAMPION 682 471 NONE
TOADY TED 5423 0 3 0 DOUBLE ORDEALERS 471 ARENAMASTER ILHUM 681 471 NONE
OUTWORK 5436 0 2 0 DOUBLE ORDEALERS 471 DARK CHAMPION 682 471 NONE
QUIZZINGGLASS 5435 0 2 0 DOUBLE ORDEALERS 471 BLACK ORC 678 471 NONE
SPUD 5449 0 1 0 HATE 519 ARENAMASTER ILHUM 681 471 NONE
BENGALS 5448 0 1 0 HATE 519 HIGH ELF 677 471 NONE
HELGA 5158 11 9 1 HOGAN'S HEROES 500 FOUNTAINHEAD 5278 470 JUST REV
HOGAN 5159 11 8 1 HOGAN'S HEROES 500 BULLSHOT 5238 469
COMMON CUTS 5366 6 3 1 SPARE-A-DIME SHIF 466 HIGH ELF 677 471 NONE
MOYA 4923 15 10 0 WASTELAND II 267 PREACHER 5083 469
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Guys n' Gals. I've come ta a hard realization. I don' think I'm a gonna win
dis here contest. So, I've in mind a bit a rousin and carousin through da final
chapters, whilst tha antagonism is still rampant. But first, <big grin> I gotta get
me some fighters dat wanna fight. -- Applejack, mgr Double Ordealers
Lebeau -- Nice save. -- Kachiko
Mannequin -- I'm going to try, but don't write Otto or Manager off yet. -- Ichabod
Gamble =- Interesting; that wasn't how I thought our rematch would go. -- Tadaka
Bullshot -- A little over-ambitious, weren't you? Good try, though. -- Miami Mia
Crimson Blush -- And well you SHOULD blush, behaving like that! Knocking me DOWN,
even! -- Aloha Alice
<Bottle Drinker> -- I hope you choke on your next bottle, I really do. -- Lucy Luau
Cezanne -- I remember hearing about you--you're one of those "dabby do" painters,
right? Lots of little dots? You need to connect the dots, dear. -- Tallahasse Tina
Sundancer -- Lots of sun-worshippers around this time of year. Be sure not to stay
out too long. -- Terri Towel
30 April 2003
All -- Remember to put your arena number on your strategy sheets. Strategies turned
in without an arena number run the risk of missing the turn. -- NAIEI
10 May 2003
To All -- Fellow managers, I humbly request your help. My team (Ex Oblivione) was
started in Monuntial (DM 34) back in '92. They were active for seven months. I have
lost all early traces of them. If any of you can help with copies of relevant
newsletters or, if you fought one of my warriors, copies of the fights, I would
greatly appreciate it. I only have one of my original warriors left from the early
team now active in DM 60. You can diplo me with any info here in the wonderful city
of Aradi. Thank you in advance. -- Enigma, manager Ex Oblivione
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COMMON CUTS was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIGHTWAD TIM was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
TOADY TED was murdered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OUTWORK was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
QUIZZINGGLASS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SPUD was murdered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
BENGALS was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LEBEAU overpowered FOUNTAINHEAD in a popular 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
MAMA BEAR was overcome by BULLSHOT in a 1 minute beginner vs. expert Bloodfeud melee.
HIDA YAKAMO vanquished NUTMEG in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD was overpowered by ALOHA ALICE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MICRO MIRACLE overcame ADAM in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
SATOSHI KUNO demolished SUGARBEET in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TOTURI was bested by POPCORN MACHINE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
MALT LICKER devastated TENACIOUS in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge Title bout.
ISAWA TADAKA overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ROCKWELL devastated SGT SCHULTZ in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge duel.
<BOTTLE DRINKER> devastated MIDNIGHT STAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THORNBIRD was overpowered by BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GOOBATRON overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DIGGER WASP overpowered JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
RED NO. 40 bested NAZGUL in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
CEZANNE was defeated by MAGOBE IBUKA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
RAISON D'ETRE demolished TIMMY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SESAME was viciously subdued by ESCHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fray.
BREW HA HA savagely defeated COL. KLINK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
RASTRODOMUS vanquished CHEAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DANCING COWBOYS was subdued by TERRI TOWEL in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
PTI was savagely defeated by DEEDS in a 3 minute novice vs. master Challenge fray.
SUNDANCER was defeated by HOOSIER DADDY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCHMEIKEL won victory over WARHOL in a exciting 4 minute brutal veteran's fray.
PREACHER overpowered BAYUSHI KACHIKO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIG FUN beat KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN demolished ANGRY CANDY in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
MELANCHOLY demolished COSMIC CHARLIE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
PESCHISOLIDO overpowered CRIMSON BLUSH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
<RETARDED RV> subdued GAZREK in a 1 minute match.
JAKUCHU ITO handily defeated SUMMER SAVORY in a 1 minute uneven match.
FATIMA YECHBURGH was outlasted by SUPERFLY in a action packed 7 minute bout.
LUCY LUAU was overpowered by <AKARA> in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FRACUS FRANCINE viciously subdued DESAII in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
ARROWROOT was demolished by TYZOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BARTEZ was bested by ALISS in a 1 minute match.
SLENDER was handily defeated by ¤ in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
PINDE bested FROTHREK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ISHINOMORI was overcome by XCITR in a 3 minute conflict.
ROSS demolished ANTI-CLIMACTIC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
FROSTMAIDEN outwaited YOUR SUPERMAN in a tiring 12 minute bout.
MEDIAN INCOME overcame TWO HEADED WOMEN in a 3 minute bout.
YAKAMO NO ONI handily defeated HENRI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARAB FASHIONS demolished GOLDILOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FUGUE murdered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a tiring 4 minute bloody one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 PARRY-LUNGE 41 - 28 - 4 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 45 - 32 - 2 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 36 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 11 STRIKING ATTACK 58 - 51 - 4 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 LUNGING ATTACK 110 - 97 - 3 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 48 - 2 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 45 - 59 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 39 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 35 - 52 - 4 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 31 - 0 18 |
Turn 471 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 11 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE MALT LICKER 4919 13 9 0 121 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
PARRY-LUNGE PREACHER 5083 16 4 2 139 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
TOTAL PARRY TENACIOUS 5337 32 9 0 137 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
STRIKING ATTACK BIG FUN 5046 16 2 2 124 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
AIMED BLOW ROCKWELL 5003 12 4 0 109 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
WALL OF STEEL SCHMEIKEL 4391 15 12 0 106 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
LUNGING ATTACK HIDA YAKAMO 5052 14 5 0 103 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
BASHING ATTACK WARHOL 1831 16 15 0 95 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
SLASHING ATTACK TOTURI 5051 12 8 0 85 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WARHOL 1831. The most popular warrior this turn was
WARHOL 1831. The ten other most popular fighters were FATIMA YECHBURGH 5171, PINDE
3654, MALT LICKER 4919, DEEDS 5177, ADAM 4830, FRACUS FRANCINE 5378, BREW HA HA 5361,
SCHMEIKEL 4391, FROTHREK 5304, and LEBEAU 5157.
The least popular fighter this week was YOUR SUPERMAN 5431. The other ten least
popular fighters were FROSTMAIDEN 5393, FUGUE 5450, DESAII 4793, GOLDILOCKS 5447, TWO
HEADED WOMEN 5437, BARTEZ 4732, ARROWROOT 5270, LUCY LUAU 4890, SUMMER SAVORY 5302,
and CRIMSON BLUSH 5351.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
PREACHER (7-5083) THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
LEBEAU (7-5157) HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
WARHOL (7-1831) UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)