DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/10/2003 Duedate: 06/23/2003
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-473
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SGT SCHULTZ
HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
(7-5160) [16-7-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TENACIOUS CRIMSON BLUSH
BATHTUB ARMADA (515) VENGEANCE SEEKERS (516)
(7-5337) [32-11-0,139] (7-5351) [5-2-0,69]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TOTURI DEEDS
CALL TO THUNDER (491) RANCID BLOKES (503)
(7-5051) [13-9-0,86] (7-5177) [1-11-0,24]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499) 56
2. THRILLZ & KILLZ (493) 47 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
3. SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466) 40 Unchartered Team
4. HOGAN'S HEROES (500) 36
5. WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 33 PAWNS OF BALANCE (288)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BRAIN (467) 6 1 0 85.7 1/ 1 DEAD SUPERIOR FORC (499) 12 3 1
2- 3*7TH HEAVEN II (470) 9 2 0 81.8 2/ 3 FLOWER CHILDREN (26) 12 3 1
3/ 5*PAWNS OF BALANCE (288) 8 2 0 80.0 3/ 8 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 10 3 1
4- 4*DREAMERS (367) 4 1 0 80.0 4/ 2 CALL TO THUNDER (491) 9 6 0
5/ 2*VENGEANCE SEEKERS (516) 5 2 0 71.4 5/ 7 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466) 8 5 0
6- 6*FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (472) 6 3 0 66.7 6/ 4 NINJAS (35) 8 7 1
7/ 7 CALL TO THUNDER (491) 68 39 3 63.6 7/ 9 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493) 7 6 0
8/ 8 DEAD SUPERIOR FORC (499) 52 31 3 62.7 8/ 5 WASTELAND II (267) 7 7 0
9/10 FLOWER CHILDREN (26) 190 119 10 61.5 9/ 6 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) 7 8 0
10/ 9 HOGAN'S HEROES (500) 69 46 4 60.0 10/10 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 6 8 1
11/11 BATHTUB ARMADA (515) 185 146 13 55.9 11/12 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
12/13 WINTER ORCHARD (462) 67 53 5 55.8 12/21 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 5 5 0
13/14 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466) 59 47 3 55.7 13/17 WINTER ORCHARD (462) 5 8 0
14/12 WASTELAND II (267) 668 540 27 55.3 14/15 SUGAR AND SPICE (501) 5 10 0
15/15 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 67 56 6 54.5 15/16 MORGAN'S BOYS (308) 4 8 0
16/16 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493) 48 43 2 52.7 16/11 HOGAN'S HEROES (500) 4 11 1
17/17 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 43 40 1 51.8 17/20 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (492) 3 4 0
18/18 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) 107 109 6 49.5 18/13 BATHTUB ARMADA (515) 3 6 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 ASTRONOMICAL (484) 42 53 6 44.2 19/14*HATE (519) 3 7 0
20/19 INDIFFERENCE (468) 49 64 4 43.4 20-18*FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (472) 2 0 0
21/20 SUGAR AND SPICE (501) 43 57 1 43.0 21-23*DREAMERS (367) 1 0 0
22-21 THE BEARS II (510) 13 18 2 41.9 22-25*BRAIN (467) 1 0 0
23/23 NINJAS (35) 114 165 6 40.9 23/24*PAWNS OF BALANCE (288) 1 0 0
24/22 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (492) 24 35 2 40.7 24/29 ETERNAL REST (505) 1 0 0
25/24 BEACH BABES (309) 429 630 15 40.5 25-27 THE BEARS II (510) 1 1 0
26/28 ETERNAL REST (505) 4 6 0 40.0 26-26*7TH HEAVEN II (470) 1 2 0
27/25*HATE (519) 9 16 0 36.0 27/19*VENGEANCE SEEKERS (516) 1 2 0
28/26 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 58 104 5 35.8 28/ 0 ASTRONOMICAL (484) 1 4 0
29/27 MORGAN'S BOYS (308) 155 282 6 35.5 29/22 RANCID BLOKES (503) 1 5 0
30-29*SHADES OF DEATH (142) 5 13 1 27.8 30/28 INDIFFERENCE (468) 0 4 0
31/30 RANCID BLOKES (503) 6 25 0 19.4 31-30*SHADES OF DEATH (142) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
99 Bottles Contest Standings -- Turn 15
Postmaster's Hogan's Heroes finally posted a reasonable bottle gain this turn
despite only getting two wins. His wins plus the least popular warrior and a kill
gave him a 4-bottle turn and keeps him 8 bottles ahead of Manager's Dead Superior
Forces. Manager once again did very well in the arena and posted 4 wins so he was
unable to gain on the leading Postmaster.
The big mover and shaker this turn was our own Ichabod Frothingslosh, putting
together an excellent 7-bottle gain by posting a perfect 5-0 turn in addition to two
stylemasters. This moves Ichabod into second place only one bottle behind Manager,
and a total of 9 bottles out of the lead. Ebenezer Frothingslosh's Flower Children
also put in a good showing with a 5-bottle turn of his own on the strength of his 4
wins and a stylemaster. Eb moves into a tie for fifth place with Alfredo
Frothingslosh, 15 bottles out of the lead.
Guido
W K SM DM MP LP TV TC DA TOT
1. Hogan's Heroes 40 4 17 3 1 1 0 0 0 69
2. Dead Superior Forces 49 3 2 1 0 0 2 0 1 61
3. Call to Thunder 45 1 7 0 2 0 2 0 1 60
4. Undead Artists 37 1 18 0 1 1 0 0 2 56
5. Wish You Were Beer 40 4 7 1 1 0 0 0 0 54
6. Flower Children 42 1 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 54
7. Wasteland 37 0 6 2 0 1 1 0 1 50
8. Spare-a-dime-Shift 35 1 9 0 2 2 1 0 3 49
9. Sugar & Spice 39 1 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 44
10. Indifference 31 1 5 0 3 1 0 0 0 41
11. Winter Orchard 37 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 38
12. Thrillz & Killz 29 2 14 0 0 0 0 0 7 38
13. Beach Babes 25 0 10 0 1 1 0 0 0 37
14. Ninjas 29 2 0 0 0 1 2 0 4 34
15. Deathsgate 27 0 2 0 0 2 1 0 10 24
16. Double Ordealers 22 2 5 0 1 1 0 0 10 21
17. Morgan's Boys 15 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 16
18. Demons of Darkness 14 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 14
19. The Bears 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 9
20. Rancid Blokes 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 471): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 356): OSANNA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Lord Noll, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 476): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 473): SULACCO of DEATH ON A STIK (Stik, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 471): BURNT OCHER of CRAYOLA KILLERS (Stik, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 475): RED FUSION of IT'S NEW! (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 472): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 467): SUNNY SIDE UP of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 458): TUM of FROM THE FACE (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 457): JACKASS of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 431): KRASNOYASK-26 of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 422): MEN WORKING of JUST BECAUSE (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 182): EGAN FORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 409): RUBBER BUMPER of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 357): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 157): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 307): ANDERS of THE DEN OF SWORDS (TMoney, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 134): CADELL of THE OCTAVIANS (Big Red, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 350): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 471): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 356): HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 476): THE BALROGS (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 473): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 471): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Adela Chu, team captain)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 475): SUPER HEROES (Unforgiven, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 472): DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 467): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 458): none
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 457): CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 431): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 422): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 182): THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 409): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 357): SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 169): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 157): KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Unforgiven, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 307): FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 134): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 350): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 471): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 356): OSANNA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Lord Noll, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 473): APNEA of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
(turn 472): SCALLAITIS of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 470): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 474): ENDYMION of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 471): PREACHER of THRILLZ & KILLZ (DeGotti, mgr.)
LEBEAU of HOGAN'S HEROES (Postmaster, mgr.)
WARHOL of UNDEAD ARTISTS (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 466): ANGAR of WAR HAWKS (Jinx, mgr.)
JESUS CHRYSLER of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 457): NUMBERED WON of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
BUBBLES of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 456): BOTTINEAU of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 431): KRASNOYASK-26 of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
ABATIS of ACT OF MALICE (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 422): MEN WORKING of JUST BECAUSE (A-Sop, mgr.)
(turn 421): TIGER SPLASH of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 356): TAILIDA DAWNRAIN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jinda, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 156): BALI of ISLANDERS (Devan ki Ru, mgr.)
ROGERS of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It's good to be up here. It just doesn't feel right when a parry-strike is sitting
on the throne, does it? Much better when it's a good old fashioned lunger, like me!
I don't have a lot to write this time around, but hopefully I'll be getting out of
here shortly. If I get my invite next turn, I'll spread the wealth about myself.
Laters,
Popcorn Machine
SPY REPORT
Good day, in BONSUR a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for VENGEANCE SEEKERS, whose 0-1-0 this turn
dropped them by 8 into 27th. IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS stable has parlayed this turn's
3-2-0 into a 9 space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 12th place. Good
work, guys! The WINTER ORCHARD guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched
in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see,
BUBBA fought TENACIOUS and gained 28 points and contributed to MORGAN'S BOYS' 1-3-0.
ESCHER has lost to ARROWROOT, falling 14 points, while helping make UNDEAD ARTISTS a
2-3-0 turn. SGT SCHULTZ challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to
dethrone WASTELAND II's warrior. And not without some honor, SGT SCHULTZ now claims
the title and throne of Duelmaster of BONSUR. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have
heard from unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew.
Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on BONSUR, what are you afraid of?
And guess who avoided DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES stable the most? Believe it or not, it
was FLOWER CHILDREN. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that
TALLAHASSE TINA from BEACH BABES was BONSUR's most challenged warrior this turn.
Well now, what do you expect when someone like HIDA YAKAMO from CALL TO THUNDER
challenges down 48 points to fight <RETARDED RV> of DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES? Well, will
you look at this, HIDA YAKAMO was subdued by <RETARDED RV>, and CALL TO THUNDER will
have to explain why they made such a challenge in the first place. I don't know
about you, but ROCKWELL challenging down 23 points to DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES' <BOTTLE
DRINKER>, is not really worthy of UNDEAD ARTISTS. Well, surprise, surprise, ROCKWELL
was bested by <BOTTLE DRINKER>, and by the way, ROCKWELL now has a recognition score
of 91. Tsk, tsk, tsk. BAYUSHI KACHIKO, does your manager know you're challenging
down 28 points to fight ADAM from MORGAN'S BOYS? It pains me to see warriors take
advantage of the system like this. BAYUSHI KACHIKO won victory over ADAM, as if it
surprises anyone. I don't know about you, but FOUNTAINHEAD challenging down 25
points to DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES' ¤, is not really worthy of WISH YOU WERE BEER.
We're not surprised to hear that FOUNTAINHEAD won victory over ¤, but I bet it
would be interesting to hear why WISH YOU WERE BEER made such a challenge. In a
brave attempt, SCHMEIKEL from IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS challenged up 20 points to fight
BIG FUN from the FLOWER CHILDREN stable. SCHMEIKEL perhaps got his just desserts,
seeing as he won victory over BIG FUN and ended up with 120 recognition points.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. BEACH BABES has lost LUCY LUAU to
the arena in the sky, but they don't seem to be worried. What do you expect from
17-17-0? I guess it was coming sooner or later, DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES has lost
<AKARA>, and BONSUR is bound to miss her. For a little while, at least. Seriously
now, is it really honorable for MALT LICKER from WISH YOU WERE BEER to kill <AKARA>
and give DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES the chance to bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. The Welcome
Wench declares a free round for MICRO MIRACLE and all of WASTELAND II, for having
revenged HOGAN'S HEROES' COL. KLINK for killing one of their comrades. A brave
warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight
is over. Consider well.
I like this place, BONSUR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in BONSUR, but never good to wear out my
welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to
paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SGT SCHULTZ 5160 16 7 0 105 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TENACIOUS 5337 32 11 0 139 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 4827 15 7 0 121 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
BUBBA 4833 17 28 0 120 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
SCHMEIKEL 4391 16 12 0 120 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
GOOBATRON 5026 15 10 1 116 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
<BOTTLE DRINKER> 5299 10 5 1 115 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
MALT LICKER 4919 14 10 1 113 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
BAYUSHI KACHIKO 5235 12 4 0 103 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
MIAMI MIA 4818 18 28 3 99 BEACH BABES (309)
BIG FUN 5046 17 3 2 99 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
ISAWA TADAKA 5093 15 4 0 98 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 4839 16 9 0 97 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
POPCORN MACHINE 5091 13 8 0 97 WASTELAND II (267)
<RETARDED RV> 5279 13 3 0 97 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
ALOHA ALICE 4867 19 19 0 93 BEACH BABES (309)
ROCKWELL 5003 13 5 0 91 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULLSHOT 5238 13 4 3 88 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
MELANCHOLY 5319 12 6 0 87 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
TOTURI 5051 13 9 0 86 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
HIDA YAKAMO 5052 15 6 0 84 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
NUTMEG 5167 12 8 0 83 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
ANGRY CANDY 5047 16 9 1 82 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
-DIGGER WASP 4899 6 3 0 81 FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (472)
GAMBLE 4884 12 8 2 76 INDIFFERENCE (468)
PESCHISOLIDO 3999 10 8 0 76 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
CASTOR 4989 10 12 2 74 ASTRONOMICAL (484)
ARROWROOT 5270 10 6 1 74 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
MICRO MIRACLE 5236 10 7 0 74 WASTELAND II (267)
ADAM 4830 13 32 2 73 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
CRIMSON BLUSH 5351 5 2 0 69 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (516)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOUNTAINHEAD 5278 8 6 1 66 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
-MIDNIGHT STAR 4778 13 7 0 65 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
DOOMSCREAMER 3000 5 0 0 65 PAWNS OF BALANCE (288)
JAKUCHU ITO 5102 9 9 0 64 NINJAS (35)
JERICO 4862 12 26 0 63 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GAZREK 5097 5 5 1 63 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
LORE 5196 4 6 0 63 ETERNAL REST (505)
SUPERFLY 5025 11 14 0 62 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
SESAME 5269 9 7 0 60 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
RAISON D'ETRE 5311 7 7 2 60 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
-FRACUS FRANCINE 5378 7 2 1 59 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
COSMIC CHARLIE 5079 12 9 0 58 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
BREW HA HA 5361 8 4 1 57 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THORNBIRD 5298 10 4 2 55 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
FATIMA YECHBURGH 5171 8 10 0 55 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
SATOSHI KUNO 5229 8 5 0 55 NINJAS (35)
-7-11 4880 6 0 0 55 7TH HEAVEN II (470)
TIMMY 4831 5 40 0 55 MORGAN'S BOYS (308)
TALLAHASSE TINA 4889 10 24 0 54 BEACH BABES (309)
RED NO. 40 5305 8 5 0 53 WASTELAND II (267)
ESCHER 5201 9 7 1 52 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
-PEGLEG 5368 3 1 2 51 THE BEARS II (510)
-PROHIBITION 5246 6 7 0 50 INDIFFERENCE (468)
-AFTERGLOW 4858 8 14 0 48 INDIFFERENCE (468)
KILLING JOKE 5125 8 8 1 45 INDIFFERENCE (468)
BARTEZ 4732 5 5 0 44 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
¤ 5411 2 4 0 44 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
MAGOBE IBUKA 5391 6 2 0 43 NINJAS (35)
TYZOR 5195 5 5 0 42 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
RASTRODOMUS 5365 4 6 1 41 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
NAZGUL 5301 6 7 1 39 NINJAS (35)
ALISS 5399 5 3 0 38 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
-HARRY 4851 4 0 0 38 BRAIN (467)
SUGARBEET 5219 6 12 0 36 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERRI TOWEL 5306 6 8 0 33 BEACH BABES (309)
ISHINOMORI 5390 4 4 1 33 NINJAS (35)
DESAII 4793 4 4 0 32 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-MYSTIC SUN 5217 4 3 0 31 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
SLENDER 5416 4 2 0 31 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
FROSTMAIDEN 5393 5 3 0 30 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
-PINDE 3654 4 0 0 30 DREAMERS (367)
-LAST CALL 5360 6 4 0 29 INDIFFERENCE (468)
CHEAP 5181 3 9 0 28 RANCID BLOKES (503)
HOOSIER DADDY 5380 4 5 0 27 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
SUMMER SAVORY 5302 6 8 0 26 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
FUGUE 5450 2 1 1 25 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
XCITR 5129 5 5 1 24 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
MEDIAN INCOME 5409 4 3 0 24 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
PTI 5412 3 2 0 24 WASTELAND II (267)
YAKAMO NO ONI 5432 3 1 0 24 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
DEEDS 5177 1 11 0 24 RANCID BLOKES (503)
-NETHERSPAWN 3003 1 2 0 24 PAWNS OF BALANCE (288)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELPHINUS 5367 2 1 0 23 ASTRONOMICAL (484)
-SYCLE 1209 2 1 1 22 SHADES OF DEATH (142)
ARAB FASHIONS 5424 4 1 0 21 HATE (519)
ANTI-CLIMACTIC 5408 3 4 0 21 WINTER ORCHARD (462)
COL. KLINK 5433 2 2 1 21 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
-CRACK HEAD 5389 2 0 0 20 THE BEARS II (510)
ELMER 5454 2 0 0 20 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
CURSA 5085 3 2 0 19 ASTRONOMICAL (484)
WISKEY EYE 5458 1 0 0 19 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
ROSS 5381 4 6 0 18 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PERSEPHANIE 5457 1 0 0 18 THRILLZ & KILLZ (493)
MAMA BEAR 5434 0 4 0 16 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
-FROTHREK 5304 1 3 0 14 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7 (492)
-LETHAL 1213 2 2 0 13 SHADES OF DEATH (142)
-7TH HEAVEN 4959 1 0 0 13 7TH HEAVEN II (470)
-DIRT 5178 1 0 0 11 RANCID BLOKES (503)
-MR. FREEZE 5438 1 0 0 10 THE BEARS II (510)
-SWEATY 4850 2 1 0 8 BRAIN (467)
DANCING COWBOYS 5425 1 4 0 8 HATE (519)
HENRI 5062 0 2 0 8 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-77 SUNSET STRIP 4882 2 1 0 7 7TH HEAVEN II (470)
-FATAL 1210 1 4 0 7 SHADES OF DEATH (142)
MATISSE 5461 1 0 0 6 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
MINCE-MEAT MABEL 5451 1 1 1 5 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
-PATHFINDER 5309 1 2 0 5 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
-TWO HEADED WOMEN 5437 1 2 0 5 HATE (519)
MANET 5462 1 0 0 5 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
-7 DEADLY SINS 4883 0 1 0 5 7TH HEAVEN II (470)
DICIN DAN 5452 1 1 0 4 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
-HADES 1212 0 3 0 4 SHADES OF DEATH (142)
-DOOM 1211 0 3 0 3 SHADES OF DEATH (142)
HAMAL 5392 0 1 0 2 ASTRONOMICAL (484)
-YAJE 3652 0 1 0 1 DREAMERS (367)
FRAU LINKMEIER 5459 0 1 0 1 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
KINCH 5460 0 1 0 1 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SADAL SUND 5084 0 4 0 ASTRONOMICAL 484 DARK CHAMPION 682 473 NONE
LUCY LUAU 4890 17 17 0 BEACH BABES 309 GOOBATRON 5026 473
<AKARA> 5143 10 7 0 DEAD SUPERIOR FOR 499 MALT LICKER 4919 473
MACERATIN MYRYLE 5453 0 2 0 DOUBLE ORDEALERS 471 DARK CHAMPION 682 473 NONE
HELGA 5158 11 9 1 HOGAN'S HEROES 500 FOUNTAINHEAD 5278 470 REVENGED
HOGAN 5159 11 8 1 HOGAN'S HEROES 500 BULLSHOT 5238 469 NOT REVE
GOLDILOCKS 5447 0 2 0 HOGAN'S HEROES 500 ISHINOMORI 5390 472
YOUR SUPERMAN 5431 1 2 0 WASTELAND II 267 COL. KLINK 5433 472 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Alfredo -- I find it odd that only two of my six possible bloodfeuds over the last
three turns got through? Perhaps I am not marking them correctly on my sheet. Of
course Fountainhead failed to fight this time, but that still leaves three out of
five not getting through. Seems odd even if you are avoiding.... Well, two more
tries this turn.... Good luck. -- Postmaster
Guido -- You were questioning my strategy with BFing Bullshot with Mama Bear. It
probably was a flawed plan, but the idea was to get Mama Bear replaced without losing
a bottle for using the DA. Unfortunately, Bullshot didn't finish the job.... --
Postmaster
Wasteland II -- Sorry about your Superman. I forgot to mention that I had a special
shield made of Kryptonite. -- Col. Klink
Ishinomori -- Goldilocks will be missed. (Well, not really. Another one I was
hoping to get replaced without using the DA. Thanks.) You will pay the price for
your transgression. -- Postmaster
Ok, it's been four turns in a row that I've been challenged. I am now 4-0 against
that "onslaught." Anyone else want a piece of this? Think of Magabe Ibuka as Adonis
in Japanese!
Bullshot? Bullshot? To me it's Bullsh*t and I'll let you put the proper vowel in
there. -- Jakuchu Ito
Ishinomori say I Killi You! Bring it on, people! I shall twirl through Bonsur like
a Tsunami off my homeland!
Rockheads and Rockettes - Well, tha Macerator didn't come up ta snuff. I mean, I
might a made a worser lookin rollup if'n I tried...but she came out pretty much
terrible enough all on her own. -- Applejack
Miami Mia - You were handy. - Tadaka
Fugue - You know, that looks like it hurt. Nice learn there. - Yakamo no Oni
Isawa Tadaka -- (heavy sigh) I should KNOW better than to call on the gods for
strength. They never help. Makes you wonder why we worship them, doesn't it? --
Miami Mia
Bottle Drinker -- May you choke on that bottle. -- Aloha Alice
Cosmic Charlie -- Truly, I am not laughing at you. I'm smiling with the simple
pleasure of winning the fight, and I'm going to invite you to my luau, if you're well
enough. -- Lucy Luau
Arrowroot -- With that name, you should be blander. A total parry, perhaps. --
Tallahasse Tina
Anti-Climactic -- Just LOOK at the mess you made of my towel! -- Terri Towel
15 May 2003
Assurnasirbanipal invites all to use his computerized warrior management tool. The
program is the most extensive management tool ever created. It was meant to run on a
PALM OS PDA, but will run (emulated) on a PC or MAC. You can get this program on the
web at: http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir
27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists. It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around. Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in. You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer. Please direct any Snailmail to:
Devon Hagy
Open Skies Ministries
Att: Hammer
1515 E 7th St
Okmulgee, OK 74447
USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer
Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54
3 June 2003
The Company of Brothers want to take this opportunity to formally introduce
ourselves to all players. Our play is NOT based on smack, rudeness, or anything less
than fair play (well...as fair as it gets!) and improving the knowledge base of the
game and the sharing of experimentation and information. We are not concerned with
personal politics, ideals, etc. We are players who enjoy the game.
Currently, our membership includes:
Asmo Dius, Baphomet, and Fahkry.
We wish to welcome our newest member...Suiside. May the gods smile upon you and
victory rest well on your team. Any who wish to join us may contact one of our
members for info.
4 June 2003
ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
The last Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse was one of the closest and most exciting
contests ever held in Alastari. Such an epic demands a sequel. Therefore, Master
Darque and Jack Wolfspider are pleased to announce the return of the Stormcrowe
Slaughterhouse.
Where? Stormcrowe DM 45 (slow). When? The Slaughterhouse returns on Turn 207,
due August 19. How can you get into the action? Bring a team (one per entrant
please) to arena 45 and announce your intention to join the contest in the Personals.
Rules: This time around the rules are very simple. Each warrior win against a
higher rated opponent (one or more points higher in the ratings) brings you 10
points, against even rated opponent 7 points, lower rated 5 points. Wins against
NPCs or by a warrior who downchallenges are worth 0 points. Points are doubled for
kills. All warriors in the arena whether participating in the Slaughterhouse or not
are fair game. Points are totaled weekly, and the contestant whose team has racked
up the most points at the end of 10 turns is declared Slaughterhouse Champion.
Prizes: To be announced; we're still talking with RSI about it. Figure it will
be something pretty good. But hey, who needs prizes when the honor of being
Slaughterhouse Champion awaits!
More info: Master Darque, MasterDarqueDM@aol.com, or Jack Wolfspider,
russtulp@aol.com. Or diplo Darque Forces (428) or Dynastic (433) in Arena 45.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SADAL SUND was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MACERATIN MYRYLE was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MICRO MIRACLE savagely defeated COL. KLINK in a 6 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
MAMA BEAR was devastated by BULLSHOT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
HIDA YAKAMO was defeated by <RETARDED RV> in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
SATOSHI KUNO won victory over KILLING JOKE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ISHINOMORI devastated DANCING COWBOYS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SGT SCHULTZ overcame POPCORN MACHINE in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
ROCKWELL was vanquished by <BOTTLE DRINKER> in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BAYUSHI KACHIKO overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SCHMEIKEL defeated BIG FUN in a action packed 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PESCHISOLIDO was overpowered by MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NUTMEG demolished JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
GAMBLE was unbelievably bested by ALOHA ALICE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
FOUNTAINHEAD overcame ¤ in a popular 3 minute Challenge conflict.
ESCHER was vanquished by ARROWROOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BREW HA HA vanquished SUGARBEET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SUPERFLY bested TALLAHASSE TINA in a exciting 5 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
COSMIC CHARLIE beat TIMMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SUMMER SAVORY was devastated by RASTRODOMUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ANTI-CLIMACTIC was overpowered by TERRI TOWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
XCITR lost to NAZGUL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
ROSS was devastated by FUGUE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SLENDER overpowered CHEAP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HENRI was overpowered by HOOSIER DADDY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS was overpowered by BUBBA in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
TOTURI slimly lost to RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
GOOBATRON easily killed LUCY LUAU in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MALT LICKER slaughtered <AKARA> in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD defeated ISAWA TADAKA in a popular 5 minute expert's duel.
CASTOR was beaten by MELANCHOLY in a popular 2 minute veteran's match.
ANGRY CANDY beat CRIMSON BLUSH in a action packed 3 minute brutal veteran's bout.
RAISON D'ETRE was bested by DOOMSCREAMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's duel.
SESAME subdued ALISS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JAKUCHU ITO was beaten by LORE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fray.
FATIMA YECHBURGH demolished MEDIAN INCOME in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TYZOR lost to RED NO. 40 in a 3 minute bout.
MAGOBE IBUKA was beaten by GAZREK in a popular 2 minute duel.
THORNBIRD handily defeated YAKAMO NO ONI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PTI was unbelievably bested by FROSTMAIDEN in a popular 6 minute brutal match.
ARAB FASHIONS was vanquished by BARTEZ in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DESAII outlasted CURSA in a crowd boring 19 minute conflict.
DELPHINUS outwaited DEEDS in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal fight.
ELMER overcame HAMAL in a 2 minute amateur's melee.
MINCE-MEAT MABEL was demolished by WISKEY EYE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DICIN DAN was demolished by PERSEPHANIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FRAU LINKMEIER was beaten by MANET in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
KINCH was defeated by MATISSE in a 1 minute brutal beginner's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 25 AIMED BLOW 46 - 29 - 2 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 38 - 26 - 4 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 30 - 0 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 STRIKING ATTACK 60 - 53 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 109 - 102 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 53 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 PARRY-STRIKE 37 - 47 - 4 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 55 - 2 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 47 - 2 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 28 - 0 22 |
Turn 473 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 7 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 15 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 2 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 9 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SGT SCHULTZ 5160 16 7 0 105 HOGAN'S HEROES (500)
WALL OF STEEL WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 4827 15 7 0 121 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
PARRY-LUNGE GOOBATRON 5026 15 10 1 116 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
STRIKING ATTACK <BOTTLE DRINKER> 5299 10 5 1 115 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
PARRY-STRIKE MALT LICKER 4919 14 10 1 113 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
LUNGING ATTACK RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 4839 16 9 0 97 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (466)
AIMED BLOW <RETARDED RV> 5279 13 3 0 97 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (499)
SLASHING ATTACK BULLSHOT 5238 13 4 3 88 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
BASHING ATTACK GAMBLE 4884 12 8 2 76 INDIFFERENCE (468)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TOTURI 5051. The most popular warrior this turn was
DEEDS 5177. The ten other most popular fighters were BIG FUN 5046, POPCORN MACHINE
5091, WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 4827, CASTOR 4989, PTI 5412, MICRO MIRACLE 5236, ¤
5411, SUPERFLY 5025, BUBBA 4833, and ANGRY CANDY 5047.
The least popular fighter this week was CURSA 5085. The other ten least popular
fighters were DESAII 4793, COL. KLINK 5433, FROSTMAIDEN 5393, KINCH 5460, FRAU
LINKMEIER 5459, DICIN DAN 5452, MINCE-MEAT MABEL 5451, ARAB FASHIONS 5424, YAKAMO NO
ONI 5432, and MEDIAN INCOME 5409.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
SCHMEIKEL (7-4391) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
BIG FUN (7-5046) FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 13 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
STRYSON (12-1368) SHADOW LORDS
STEFEN (15-2052) WILD BOYS
FROG SLAYER (21-4021) THE GUARDIANS
VICTOR CALDERONE (60-5223) CLUB CULTURE
TYBALT (62-3696) GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
WESTON (65-5719) SUPERIOR FORCES 4I
FOGGY (72-4595) DARQUE FORCES
NORAF (82-3856) ENVENOMED
CHEOPS (82-4451) LEGENDS OF EGYPT
THE SCREAMING FANS (82-6495) WHY I PLAY DM
CRAB (82-11880) 4-LETTER STDS
BRAND (82-13289) TOADS OF AMBER III
SHERRI (82-15114) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201
-- Green Eyes