Date   : 11/23/2004    Duedate: 12/06/2004


DM-7    TURN-511

This Weeks Top Honors


(7-5628) [10-3-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GOKU                           WOOD CHUCK
WASTELAND II (267)             EAGER BEAVERS (532)
(7-5628) [10-3-0,103]          (7-5649) [3-2-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

YAKKO                          MAJOR ANGER
(7-3266) [9-9-0,55]            (7-5676) [6-0-0,59]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WASTELAND II (267)          39
2. FLOWER CHILDREN (26)         8      FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
3. EAGER BEAVERS (532)          4      Unchartered Team
4. UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)     -6
5. BEACH BABES (309)          -17      EAGER BEAVERS (532)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*EAGER BEAVERS (532)        5   3  0 62.5   1/ 2 WASTELAND II (267)        9  0 0
 2/ 1 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)     253 165 11 60.5   2/ 1 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 0
 3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267)       752 580 29 56.5   3/ 3 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   4  8 0
 4/ 5 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   37  46  1 44.6   4/ 5 FLOWER CHILDREN (26)      2  2 0
 5/ 6 BEACH BABES (309)        494 748 16 39.8   5/ 0*EAGER BEAVERS (532)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in BONSUR this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the difference, as 
BEACH BABES is pushed out of top team by WASTELAND II, who came from 2nd with a 4-0-0 
this turn.  And let's see, MAJOR ANGER fought UMBRELLA MAN and gained 17 points and 
contributed to WASTELAND II's 4-0-0.  UMBRELLA MAN has lost to MAJOR ANGER, falling 
13 points, while helping make BEACH BABES a 1-4-0 turn.  Defending his title for 
another turn, GOKU kept BONSUR's warrior, KUNG-FU MASTER, from claiming the throne.  
Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters 
do dishes at The Dripping Blade until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  UNDER JOLLY ROGER has cause to stand 
tall, as they were BONSUR's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And avoiding UNDER JOLLY ROGER more than any other team we find WASTELAND 
II.  BONSUR, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most 
challenged warrior this turn was BEACH BABES' warrior UMBRELLA MAN.  More fighters 
challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in BONSUR and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in BONSUR again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOKU 5628                    10   3  0   103       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEAD POET 5562               13   2  0   107       FLOWER CHILDREN (26)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MY BIG TOE 5601               9   6  0    80       WASTELAND II (267)
-CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270           8   3  1    73       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236           11   8  0    71       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR ANGER 5676              6   0  0    59       WASTELAND II (267)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAKKO 3266                    9   9  0    55       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-BROUHAHA 5657                 3   1  0    43       FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
 HAILSTORM 5698                3   0  0    42       WASTELAND II (267)
 UMBRELLA MAN 5600             8  16  0    40       BEACH BABES (309)
 DR SEUSS 3269                 8  10  0    39       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267          6  12  0    33       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAULAMETTA 5688               6   1  0    21       BEACH BABES (309)
 WOOD CHUCK 5649               3   2  0    21       EAGER BEAVERS (532)
-KERFUFFLE 5659                2   2  0    21       FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
 ANIMAS PLAYAMATE 5687         3   4  0    19       BEACH BABES (309)
-BUCK TOOTH 5651               2   1  0    18       EAGER BEAVERS (532)
 WAKKO 3449                    3   6  0    15       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 LAGUNA LIL 5681               3   6  0    15       BEACH BABES (309)
 STUMP 5699                    1   0  0     7       FLOWER CHILDREN (26)
 TANNED TONYA 5700             0   2  0     2       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BLIPVERT 5697          1  1 0 FLOWER CHILDREN 26    WURM KIN 685          511 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dr Seuss -- Let this be a lesson to you, sir!  Be careful who you offer green eggs 
to.  To whom you offer green eggs.  You know what I mean.  The ham was bad enough, 
but never offer green eggs to a man with a hangover. -- Umbrella Man

Hailstorm -- Darn.  I should've brought a steel umbrella.  Ouch.  Etc. -- Laguna Lil
P.S.  And do NOT offer me your hand after chopping at mine for hours and hours and 
P.P.S.  Well, it FELT like hours.

Wakko -- Aren't we all.  Simply being out here on the sand with sharp pointy 
things....  (sigh)  Sure insanity.  No doubt about it.  On the sand, we should have 
beach towels, a little beer, maybe a ukelele. -- Paulametta

Mordant Deserter... hmm.  Would YOU call it desertion?  After all, Mordant doesn't 
have any beaches. -- Animas Playamate
P.S.  Not even a playa.  Just (shudder) mud.

Blipvert -- (uneasily)  You're rather... tall for a golem, aren't you?  I didn't 
expect that. -- Tanned Tonya

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLIPVERT was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAJOR ANGER devastated UMBRELLA MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HAILSTORM overpowered ANIMAS PLAYAMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
GOKU overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
MY BIG TOE devastated YAKKO in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
DR SEUSS was narrowly defeated by VICIOUS PIRATE in a 2 minute struggle.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO beat LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
WAKKO was defeated by WOOD CHUCK in a 1 minute melee.
PAULAMETTA won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute duel.
TANNED TONYA lost to STUMP in a action packed 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  2      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  17 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   8 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 511 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GOKU 5628                  10   3  0  103 WASTELAND II (267)
AIMED BLOW       HAILSTORM 5698              3   0  0   42 WASTELAND II (267)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YAKKO 3266.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MAJOR ANGER 5676.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267, 

The least popular fighter this week was YAKKO 3266.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UMBRELLA MAN 5600, BLIPVERT 5697, TANNED TONYA 5700, WAKKO 3449, ANIMAS 
MY BIG TOE 5601.