DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/24/2005    Duedate: 06/06/2005

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-524

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAJOR ANGER
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5676) [14-4-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAJOR ANGER                    POSITION IS EMPTY
WASTELAND II (267)             
(7-5676) [14-4-0,118]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WAKKO                          MAJOR ANGER
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)        WASTELAND II (267)
(7-3449) [9-10-0,64]           (7-5676) [14-4-0,118]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WASTELAND II (267)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WASTELAND II (267)          43
2. BRAIN (467)                 17      WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
3. SUGAR AND SPICE (501)       12      Unchartered Team
4. WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)     6
5. SEA DOGS (191)               3       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ESPANA (538)              15  10  4 60.0   1/ 1 WASTELAND II (267)       12  0 0
 2/ 2 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  91  64  7 58.7   2/ 2 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   6  9 0
 3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267)       789 588 29 57.3   3- 4*ESPANA (538)              5  5 0
 4- 4 EAGER BEAVERS (532)        9   7  0 56.3   4/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         5 10 0
 5/ 5 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)    131 115 11 53.3   5/ 7 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  2  0 0
 6/ 0 SEA DOGS (191)           198 187  9 51.4   6/ 5 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)     2  1 0
 7/ 0 BRAIN (467)                8   8  0 50.0   7- 6 KILLMORER (411)           2  5 1
 8/ 6 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   64  69  3 48.1   8/ 0 BRAIN (467)               1  0 0
 9/ 0 ERRATA (511)              28  31  0 47.5   9/ 0 ERRATA (511)              0  2 0
10/ 7 BEACH BABES (309)        521 786 18 39.9  10/ 0 SEA DOGS (191)            0  1 0
11- 8 KILLMORER (411)            5  28  1 15.2  11- 8 EAGER BEAVERS (532)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out BONSUR to see 
what's new.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  MAJOR ANGER stopped MUTINEER 
dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of WASTELAND II must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't 
know what UNDER JOLLY ROGER's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from WASTELAND II, that's fer sher.  Like, is UMBRELLA MAN popular, or what?  
He was challenged the most in all of BONSUR!  He's got a 12-25-0, is that good?  
HAILSTORM is being unfair.  It's challenged down 24 against UMBRELLA MAN.  I don't 
know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an 
unfair "fight" in BONSUR.  HAILSTORM got 2 points after beating UMBRELLA MAN, 24 
points below it.  People were asking me did TURTLEFACE REALLY challenge TANNED TONYA? 
(all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, 
or anything, but TANNED TONYA wants me to write about it since she was subdued by 
TURTLEFACE.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR ANGER 5676             14   4  0   118       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUTINEER 2607                22  16  1   101       SEA DOGS (191)
 DILL WEED 5241               11   3  0    98       SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
 HAILSTORM 5698               12   2  0    96       WASTELAND II (267)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FOUNTAINHEAD 5278            11   9  1    85       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 SWEATY 4850                   4   4  0    81       BRAIN (467)
 YAKKO 3266                   14  14  0    78       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 UMBRELLA MAN 5600            12  25  0    74       BEACH BABES (309)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236           11   8  0    71       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267         12  16  0    64       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 WAKKO 3449                    9  10  0    64       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 DR SEUSS 3269                14  14  1    59       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 LAGUNA LIL 5681               9  13  0    59       BEACH BABES (309)
-WOOD CHUCK 5649               7   6  0    58       EAGER BEAVERS (532)
 CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270          12   9  2    57       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 TURTLEFACE 5734               4   0  0    57       WASTELAND II (267)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THYME 5563                   11   9  2    50       SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
-SPEARMINT 5618                6   8  1    42       SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
-HARRY 4851                    4   4  0    41       BRAIN (467)
 PAULAMETTA 5688               9  11  0    38       BEACH BABES (309)
 CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735          4   0  0    37       WASTELAND II (267)
 TANNED TONYA 5700             8   7  0    36       BEACH BABES (309)
 ROGUE 5263                    5  10  0    34       ERRATA (511)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-1410171117411 5689            1   0  1    33       SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
-DON CORLEON 5726              3   2  1    29       ESPANA (538)
 HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737        2   0  0    27       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIEJO VERDE 5724              4   1  1    26       ESPANA (538)
-WALLET 5260                   4   4  0    25       ERRATA (511)
-PAPRIKA 5672                  2   2  1    24       SUGAR AND SPICE (501)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALTON SEAHORSE 5713          5   6  2    23       BEACH BABES (309)
-BREW 102 5492                 3   0  0    18       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
-BUCK TOOTH 5651               2   1  0    18       EAGER BEAVERS (532)
-STORMBRINGHER 4180            1   6  1    18       KILLMORER (411)
-KAYDEE 4724                   2   1  0    17       KILLMORER (411)
-MOHONCITO 5722                3   2  0    11       ESPANA (538)
-TREELANCE 4178                0   8  0     8       KILLMORER (411)
-DUENDE 5728                   2   1  0     7       ESPANA (538)
-TREEAXES 4176                 1   4  0     7       KILLMORER (411)
-ASHWOOD 4177                  1   4  0     7       KILLMORER (411)
 SILICONE 5701                 0   1  0     5       ERRATA (511)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
EL SID 5723            2  1 2 ESPANA 538            DR SEUSS 3269         520 REVENGED
DON CORDOVA 5736       1  1 0 ESPANA 538            STORMBRINGHER 4180    523         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Turtleface -- (recoiling)  Gosh! -- Salton Seahorse
P.S.  Were you born that way, or did you anger a magician?

Dikembe Mutumbo -- Ha!  You didn't think anyone could beat you like that with an
umbrella, did you?  Well, learn something new every day, that's what *I* say. --
Umbrella Man

Yakko -- Your silence is deafening.  I can't think if you keep silent so intensely.
It drives me nuts.  Speak and put me at ease! -- Tanned Tonya

Viejo Verde -- Maybe if you took a course of rejuvenation treatments, you'd do
better? -- Laguna Lil, ever helpful

Wakko -- I've always meant to ask, are you related to Wally? -- Paulametta

4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
     1)  All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
         Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
         (except for arena 82, I believe).
     2)  Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
         be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
         (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
     3)  If you win your single DA match you do not get another.  It's one use of the
         Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
         match!
     4)  The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
         months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
         within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior.  The resurrection can go on
         any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal

P.S.  My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54.  Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!

21 May 2005
Amendment for "Fratsfas Quest for the Best!"
     Managers that have teams already established in Fratsfa need not have (3) three
warriors in the initiates.  FE will NOT be a factor.  Stables may be entered at any
time.  Just announce your stable in the p-ads.
     ***************************************************************************
     This in my invitation to all managers  who wish to prove their mettle against
managers from all over Alastari.  We have limited TP's in this contest to one a team
at a time.  We DO NOT want this contest to become a scum fest as many others have,
hence the Andorian arena.  Good luck to all who come to prove their skills.  "May
your enemies' blood flow freely" -- Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Empire Alliance

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TURTLEFACE devastated TANNED TONYA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HAILSTORM won victory over UMBRELLA MAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
CLARITIN JUNKIE demolished SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MAJOR ANGER bested MUTINEER in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Title fight.
DILL WEED devastated YAKKO in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CAT-IN-THE-HAT was overpowered by SWEATY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO devastated PAULAMETTA in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
DR SEUSS lost to LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute gory expert's duel.
WAKKO vanquished ROGUE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARVEY WALLBANGER overpowered SILICONE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   6 -  2      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   5 -  2      72  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        18 -   9 -  1      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  10 -  1      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  2      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  11 -  0      39  |

Turn 524 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MAJOR ANGER 5676           14   4  0  118 WASTELAND II (267)
TOTAL PARRY      MUTINEER 2607              22  16  1  101 SEA DOGS (191)
PARRY-LUNGE      DILL WEED 5241             11   3  0   98 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
AIMED BLOW       HAILSTORM 5698             12   2  0   96 WASTELAND II (267)
WALL OF STEEL    TANNED TONYA 5700           8   7  0   36 BEACH BABES (309)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WAKKO 3449.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MAJOR ANGER 5676.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 5681, 
HAILSTORM 5698, TURTLEFACE 5734, CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, SWEATY 4850, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 
3267, HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737, DILL WEED 5241, WAKKO 3449, and SALTON SEAHORSE 5713.

The least popular fighter this week was ROGUE 5263.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PAULAMETTA 5688, CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270, YAKKO 3266, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, 
TANNED TONYA 5700, SILICONE 5701, DR SEUSS 3269, MUTINEER 2607, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, 
and WAKKO 3449.