DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/19/2005 Duedate: 08/01/2005
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-528
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CAT-IN-THE-HAT
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
(7-3270) [16-9-2,93]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CAT-IN-THE-HAT DON CORLEON
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) ESPANA (538)
(7-3270) [16-9-2,93] (7-5726) [6-3-2,57]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WAKKO LORE
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) ETERNAL REST (505)
(7-3449) [11-11-0,70] (7-5196) [7-9-0,72]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ESPANA (538) 44
2. BEACH BABES (309) 15 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
3. ETERNAL REST (505) 9 Unchartered Team
4. UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 4
5. IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) 0 ESPANA (538)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*ESPANA (538) 28 17 9 62.2 1/ 1 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 12 2 0
2- 2 WASTELAND II (267) 791 591 29 57.2 2/ 2*ESPANA (538) 9 6 4
3/ 3 SUGAR AND SPICE (501) 133 117 11 53.2 3- 5 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 3 2 0
4- 5 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 63 58 2 52.1 4/ 6 BEACH BABES (309) 3 9 0
5- 6 SEA DOGS (191) 201 187 10 51.8 5- 3 SEA DOGS (191) 2 0 1
6/ 7 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 78 74 3 51.3 6/ 4 ETERNAL REST (505) 2 0 0
7/ 4 BRAIN (467) 10 10 0 50.0 7/ 8 SUGAR AND SPICE (501) 2 1 0
8/ 9 ETERNAL REST (505) 9 9 1 50.0 8/ 7 BRAIN (467) 1 2 0
9/10 BEACH BABES (309) 525 799 18 39.7 9- 9 WASTELAND II (267) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome BONSUR. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have
I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... ESPANA showed BONSUR what
they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 4-1-2. What's
with LAGUNA LIL? She actually beat UNDER JOLLY ROGER's DIKEMBE MUTUMBO, and walked
away with 22 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at BEACH BABES while they
watched LAGUNA LIL clobber DIKEMBE MUTUMBO. He lost 21 points and got bruised from
objects thrown from the stands. BONSUR has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get
lazy. He Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's WURM KIN (0-0-0), which should prove
(ahem!) interesting. The crowds were amazed this turn, as WURM KIN killed the
Duelmaster, DILL WEED, leaving SUGAR AND SPICE in mourning. So now CAT-IN-THE-HAT
gets to be BONSUR's Duelmaster. But what comes around goes around. I suppose you
want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was
WASTELAND II. The bums at UNDER JOLLY ROGER couldn't face the challenges from
WASTELAND II! No excuse for that! What do people see in CAT-IN-THE-HAT? His
16-9-2? UNDER JOLLY ROGER ain't talkin', but he's got 93 points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? PAULAMETTA, with hers forgettable 9-15-0, was killed by VIEJO
VERDE in a forgettable match. BEACH BABES didn't seem to mind very much. AMBITIOUS
GUARD of BONSUR got 0 points for removing another young punk. Tough luck, ESPANA!
How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
BONSUR is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 16 9 2 93 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAILSTORM 5698 13 2 0 98 WASTELAND II (267)
-PESCHISOLIDO 3999 14 12 0 95 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DR SEUSS 3269 17 15 1 82 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
SWEATY 4850 6 6 0 81 BRAIN (467)
LAGUNA LIL 5681 11 15 0 80 BEACH BABES (309)
LORE 5196 7 9 0 72 ETERNAL REST (505)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267)
WAKKO 3449 11 11 0 70 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UMBRELLA MAN 5600 12 29 0 65 BEACH BABES (309)
-BARTEZ 4732 9 9 0 62 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 14 18 0 60 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
DON CORLEON 5726 6 3 2 57 ESPANA (538)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VIEJO VERDE 5724 7 2 2 55 ESPANA (538)
-TURTLEFACE 5734 4 0 0 52 WASTELAND II (267)
-THYME 5563 11 9 2 50 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
-SPEARMINT 5618 6 8 1 42 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
-SOLSKJAER 5477 5 2 1 42 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-HENRI 5062 5 4 0 41 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-HARRY 4851 4 4 0 41 BRAIN (467)
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 7 8 2 37 BEACH BABES (309)
-CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735 4 0 0 37 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-1410171117411 5689 1 0 1 33 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
MOHONCITO 5722 6 3 2 28 ESPANA (538)
-PAPRIKA 5672 2 2 1 24 SUGAR AND SPICE (501)
VASQUEZ 5763 2 1 1 24 ESPANA (538)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FATAL KISS 5197 2 0 1 22 ETERNAL REST (505)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PIRES 5665 2 0 0 18 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 662 0 1 0 1 MOHONCITO 5722 528 NONE
PAULAMETTA 5688 9 15 0 BEACH BABES 309 VIEJO VERDE 5724 528
TANNED TONYA 5700 8 8 0 BEACH BABES 309 DON CORLEON 5726 525
DUENDE 5728 4 3 0 ESPANA 538 AMBITIOUS GUARD 667 528 NONE
MOCO 5757 0 1 0 ESPANA 538 FATAL KISS 5197 525
DILL WEED 5241 13 5 0 SUGAR AND SPICE 501 WURM KIN 685 528 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Dikembe Mutumbo -- You again. I hope you DROWN in your bathtub. -- Umbrella Man
Dr Seuss -- I didn't NEED this today, you know. I have SUCH a headache, you wouldn't
BELIEVE.... -- Laguna Lil
Oh, Userous Merchant? Pooh. -- Salton Seahorse
Viejo Verde -- Yes...green with age, and you smell odd. -- Paulametta
27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance. In other words, you have to choose! If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both. The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example. If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists
29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee. We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DILL WEED was dealt death by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LORE viciously subdued UMBRELLA MAN in a exciting 2 minute expert's Challenge battle.
DON CORLEON vanquished SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VIEJO VERDE assassinated PAULAMETTA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
YAKKO devastated SWEATY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAT-IN-THE-HAT bested VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 2 minute master's Title match.
DR SEUSS overcame VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a action packed 3 minute expert's fight.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was vanquished by LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
WAKKO vanquished CAPTURED PIRATE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DUENDE was easily killed by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MOHONCITO murdered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched match.
VASQUEZ handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 23 - 10 - 3 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 8 - 2 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 9 - 1 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 7 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 17 - 1 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 12 - 1 33 |
Turn 528 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 16 9 2 93 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
PARRY-LUNGE DR SEUSS 3269 17 15 1 82 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
SLASHING ATTACK DON CORLEON 5726 6 3 2 57 ESPANA (538)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WAKKO 3449. The most popular warrior this turn was
LORE 5196. The ten other most popular fighters were WAKKO 3449, CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270,
DR SEUSS 3269, VIEJO VERDE 5724, DON CORLEON 5726, PAULAMETTA 5688, LAGUNA LIL 5681,
VASQUEZ 5763, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, and SALTON SEAHORSE 5713.
The least popular fighter this week was MOHONCITO 5722. The other ten least popular
fighters were DUENDE 5728, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267, SWEATY 4850, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713,
UMBRELLA MAN 5600, VASQUEZ 5763, LAGUNA LIL 5681, PAULAMETTA 5688, DON CORLEON 5726,
and VIEJO VERDE 5724.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
YAKKO (7-3266) UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
DILL WEED (7-5241) SUGAR AND SPICE (501)