DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/13/2005 Duedate: 09/26/2005
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-532
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HAILSTORM
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5698) [17-2-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HAILSTORM POSITION IS EMPTY
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5698) [17-2-0,134]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WAKKO TURTLEFACE
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) WASTELAND II (267)
(7-3449) [12-14-0,60] (7-5734) [8-0-0,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WASTELAND II (267)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WASTELAND II (267) 42
2. UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 32 WASTELAND II (267)
3. ESPANA (538) 0 Unchartered Team
4. KLK PARTY GAMES (539) 0
5. DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*KLK PARTY GAMES (539) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 WASTELAND II (267) 11 1 0
2- 2 ESPANA (538) 35 24 10 59.3 2/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 7 7 0
3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 806 592 29 57.7 3/ 4 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 6 7 1
4/ 4 BRAIN (467) 13 12 0 52.0 4- 2 ESPANA (538) 4 5 0
5/ 5 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 87 83 5 51.2 5/ 5 BRAIN (467) 2 2 0
6/ 6 BEACH BABES (309) 532 809 18 39.7 6- 6*KLK PARTY GAMES (539) 1 0 0
7- 7*DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 0 2 0 0.0 7- 7*DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for BONSUR. What was the name of that team
who got 4-1-1 this turn for a total 87-83-5 you ask? (Sure) UNDER JOLLY ROGER's
their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for CLARITIN JUNKIE? WASTELAND
II's proud of it after beating SALTON SEAHORSE and getting 16 points. Talk about yer
big time losers! SALTON SEAHORSE got smashed by CLARITIN JUNKIE, and lost 14 points!
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think HAILSTORM should let LAGUNA
LIL be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that
said BONSUR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench? Don't look at
me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. ESPANA was
the most avoided team. Is a 35-24-10 record really that scary? I don't know what
UNDER JOLLY ROGER's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights
from ESPANA, that's fer sher. Like, is UMBRELLA MAN popular, or what? He was
challenged the most in all of BONSUR! He's got a 13-32-0, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a
job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAILSTORM 5698 17 2 0 134 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEATY 4850 9 7 0 93 BRAIN (467)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 17 11 2 89 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
TURTLEFACE 5734 8 0 0 88 WASTELAND II (267)
DR SEUSS 3269 19 17 1 83 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 16 19 1 83 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
UMBRELLA MAN 5600 13 32 0 77 BEACH BABES (309)
-DON CORLEON 5726 8 4 2 77 ESPANA (538)
LAGUNA LIL 5681 12 18 0 76 BEACH BABES (309)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735 7 1 0 64 WASTELAND II (267)
WAKKO 3449 12 14 0 60 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-VIEJO VERDE 5724 8 4 2 60 ESPANA (538)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PINK NOSE 5764 4 0 0 47 WASTELAND II (267)
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 9 10 2 45 BEACH BABES (309)
-VASQUEZ 5763 4 2 1 44 ESPANA (538)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOHONCITO 5722 8 4 3 31 ESPANA (538)
HARRY 4851 4 5 0 27 BRAIN (467)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HIDE THE CATFISH 5733 1 0 0 21 KLK PARTY GAMES (539)
SANDY SHORE 5769 2 0 0 20 BEACH BABES (309)
BOMBA YEARN 5765 3 1 1 16 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-NABASSU 5760 0 1 0 7 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
-BALOR 5759 0 1 0 7 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
BEACH BETTY 5768 1 2 0 5 BEACH BABES (309)
-VALVERDE 5767 0 2 0 2 ESPANA (538)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VETERAN MERCENARY 675 0 1 0 1 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 532 NONE
PAULAMETTA 5688 9 15 0 BEACH BABES 309 VIEJO VERDE 5724 528 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Want to Buy: Umbrella stand, preferably made out of elephant's foot. Contact the
Umbrella Man at the Beach Babes's cabana.
P.S. The left hind foot is best.
Lost: Water wings, blue with red and yellow fish appliqued on them. Last seen at
Palmy Beach during the Midsummer Luau. Reward. Contact Laguna Lil, Beach Babes
Want to Buy: Shoes for a seahorse. I have been unable to get these from any local
farrier. Please help me with this. -- Salton Seahorse
For Sale: Choice beach buggy, vintage 493, in good condition. Purchaser must supply
own horses.
All right! WHO cut the straps on my swimsuit? Better confess now, because I WILL
find out, and the longer it takes, the angrier I'm going to be. -- Sandy Shore
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TURTLEFACE viciously subdued UMBRELLA MAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CLARITIN JUNKIE demolished SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HAILSTORM savagely defeated LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute master's Title duel.
SWEATY overpowered WAKKO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAT-IN-THE-HAT bested VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
DR SEUSS beat VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO savagely slew VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute melee.
HARRY was vanquished by PINK NOSE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SANDY SHORE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOMBA YEARN viciously subdued BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute brutal novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 29 - 12 - 3 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 10 - 2 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 12 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 13 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 10 - 1 33 |
Turn 532 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HAILSTORM 5698 17 2 0 134 WASTELAND II (267)
LUNGING ATTACK TURTLEFACE 5734 8 0 0 88 WASTELAND II (267)
PARRY-LUNGE DR SEUSS 3269 19 17 1 83 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
STRIKING ATTACK PINK NOSE 5764 4 0 0 47 WASTELAND II (267)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WAKKO 3449. The most popular warrior this turn was
TURTLEFACE 5734. The ten other most popular fighters were HAILSTORM 5698, DIKEMBE
MUTUMBO 3267, CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270, PINK NOSE 5764, DR SEUSS 3269, BOMBA YEARN 5765,
CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, LAGUNA LIL 5681, SANDY SHORE 5769, and UMBRELLA MAN 5600.
The least popular fighter this week was BEACH BETTY 5768. The other ten least
popular fighters were HARRY 4851, WAKKO 3449, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, SWEATY 4850,
UMBRELLA MAN 5600, SANDY SHORE 5769, LAGUNA LIL 5681, CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, BOMBA
YEARN 5765, and DR SEUSS 3269.