DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/13/2005    Duedate: 09/26/2005

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-532

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAILSTORM
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5698) [17-2-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAILSTORM                      POSITION IS EMPTY
WASTELAND II (267)             
(7-5698) [17-2-0,134]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WAKKO                          TURTLEFACE
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)        WASTELAND II (267)
(7-3449) [12-14-0,60]          (7-5734) [8-0-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WASTELAND II (267)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WASTELAND II (267)          42
2. UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)     32      WASTELAND II (267)
3. ESPANA (538)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. KLK PARTY GAMES (539)        0
5. DEMONS & DEVILS (543)        0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*KLK PARTY GAMES (539)      1   0  0  100   1/ 1 WASTELAND II (267)       11  1 0
 2- 2 ESPANA (538)              35  24 10 59.3   2/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         7  7 0
 3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267)       806 592 29 57.7   3/ 4 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   6  7 1
 4/ 4 BRAIN (467)               13  12  0 52.0   4- 2 ESPANA (538)              4  5 0
 5/ 5 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   87  83  5 51.2   5/ 5 BRAIN (467)               2  2 0
 6/ 6 BEACH BABES (309)        532 809 18 39.7   6- 6*KLK PARTY GAMES (539)     1  0 0
 7- 7*DEMONS & DEVILS (543)      0   2  0  0.0   7- 7*DEMONS & DEVILS (543)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for BONSUR.  What was the name of that team 
who got 4-1-1 this turn for a total 87-83-5 you ask?  (Sure)  UNDER JOLLY ROGER's 
their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for CLARITIN JUNKIE?  WASTELAND 
II's proud of it after beating SALTON SEAHORSE and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  SALTON SEAHORSE got smashed by CLARITIN JUNKIE, and lost 14 points! 
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think HAILSTORM should let LAGUNA 
LIL be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that 
said BONSUR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at 
me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  ESPANA was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 35-24-10 record really that scary?  I don't know what 
UNDER JOLLY ROGER's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from ESPANA, that's fer sher.  Like, is UMBRELLA MAN popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of BONSUR!  He's got a 13-32-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAILSTORM 5698               17   2  0   134       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEATY 4850                   9   7  0    93       BRAIN (467)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270          17  11  2    89       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 TURTLEFACE 5734               8   0  0    88       WASTELAND II (267)
 DR SEUSS 3269                19  17  1    83       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267         16  19  1    83       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
 UMBRELLA MAN 5600            13  32  0    77       BEACH BABES (309)
-DON CORLEON 5726              8   4  2    77       ESPANA (538)
 LAGUNA LIL 5681              12  18  0    76       BEACH BABES (309)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236           11   8  0    71       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735          7   1  0    64       WASTELAND II (267)
 WAKKO 3449                   12  14  0    60       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-VIEJO VERDE 5724              8   4  2    60       ESPANA (538)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINK NOSE 5764                4   0  0    47       WASTELAND II (267)
 SALTON SEAHORSE 5713          9  10  2    45       BEACH BABES (309)
-VASQUEZ 5763                  4   2  1    44       ESPANA (538)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOHONCITO 5722                8   4  3    31       ESPANA (538)
 HARRY 4851                    4   5  0    27       BRAIN (467)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIDE THE CATFISH 5733         1   0  0    21       KLK PARTY GAMES (539)
 SANDY SHORE 5769              2   0  0    20       BEACH BABES (309)
 BOMBA YEARN 5765              3   1  1    16       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-NABASSU 5760                  0   1  0     7       DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
-BALOR 5759                    0   1  0     7       DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
 BEACH BETTY 5768              1   2  0     5       BEACH BABES (309)
-VALVERDE 5767                 0   2  0     2       ESPANA (538)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
VETERAN MERCENARY 675  0  1 0   1                   DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267  532 NONE    
PAULAMETTA 5688        9 15 0 BEACH BABES 309       VIEJO VERDE 5724      528 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Want to Buy:  Umbrella stand, preferably made out of elephant's foot.  Contact the
Umbrella Man at the Beach Babes's cabana.
P.S.  The left hind foot is best.

Lost:  Water wings, blue with red and yellow fish appliqued on them.  Last seen at
Palmy Beach during the Midsummer Luau.  Reward.  Contact Laguna Lil, Beach Babes

Want to Buy:  Shoes for a seahorse.  I have been unable to get these from any local
farrier.  Please help me with this. -- Salton Seahorse

For Sale:  Choice beach buggy, vintage 493, in good condition.  Purchaser must supply
own horses.

All right!  WHO cut the straps on my swimsuit?  Better confess now, because I WILL
find out, and the longer it takes, the angrier I'm going to be. -- Sandy Shore

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TURTLEFACE viciously subdued UMBRELLA MAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CLARITIN JUNKIE demolished SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HAILSTORM savagely defeated LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute master's Title duel.
SWEATY overpowered WAKKO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAT-IN-THE-HAT bested VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
DR SEUSS beat VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO savagely slew VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute melee.
HARRY was vanquished by PINK NOSE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SANDY SHORE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOMBA YEARN viciously subdued BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute brutal novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        29 -  12 -  3      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  10 -  2      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  12 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  13 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  10 -  1      33  |

Turn 532 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HAILSTORM 5698             17   2  0  134 WASTELAND II (267)
LUNGING ATTACK   TURTLEFACE 5734             8   0  0   88 WASTELAND II (267)
PARRY-LUNGE      DR SEUSS 3269              19  17  1   83 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
STRIKING ATTACK  PINK NOSE 5764              4   0  0   47 WASTELAND II (267)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WAKKO 3449.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TURTLEFACE 5734.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAILSTORM 5698, DIKEMBE 
MUTUMBO 3267, CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270, PINK NOSE 5764, DR SEUSS 3269, BOMBA YEARN 5765, 
CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, LAGUNA LIL 5681, SANDY SHORE 5769, and UMBRELLA MAN 5600.

The least popular fighter this week was BEACH BETTY 5768.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HARRY 4851, WAKKO 3449, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, SWEATY 4850, 
UMBRELLA MAN 5600, SANDY SHORE 5769, LAGUNA LIL 5681, CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, BOMBA 
YEARN 5765, and DR SEUSS 3269.