DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/22/2005 Duedate: 12/05/2005 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-537 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS TURTLEFACE WASTELAND II (267) (7-5734) [11-1-0,104] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CLARITIN JUNKIE POSITION IS EMPTY WASTELAND II (267) (7-5735) [11-2-0,106] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WAKKO DIKEMBE MUTUMBO UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) (7-3449) [12-18-0,54] (7-3267) [19-20-1,85] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM WASTELAND II (267) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. WASTELAND II (267) 56 2. BEACH BABES (309) 50 WASTELAND II (267) 3. DOG SOLDIERS (481) 0 Unchartered Team 4. ESPANA (538) 0 5. BRAIN (467) -25 HOLY WAR (426) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 ESPANA (538) 43 26 12 62.3 1/ 1 WASTELAND II (267) 7 2 0 2/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 819 595 29 57.9 2/ 5 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0 3/ 4 BRAIN (467) 18 15 0 54.5 3/ 2 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 5 9 0 4/ 5 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 95 94 5 50.3 4- 4 ESPANA (538) 4 1 0 5/ 6 BEACH BABES (309) 541 825 18 39.6 5/ 3 BRAIN (467) 3 1 0 6- 7 DOG SOLDIERS (481) 15 24 2 38.5 6- 6 DOG SOLDIERS (481) 3 2 1 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of BONSUR. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. What's a move up by 3 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to BEACH BABES. WASTELAND II had cause to celebrate, after CLARITIN JUNKIE got 20 points by beating CAT-IN-THE-HAT. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 14 points to CLARITIN JUNKIE. (Discrete enough, CAT-IN-THE-HAT?) What can be a greater victory? TURTLEFACE has taken its place as the top, as BONSUR's new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in BONSUR is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! And how sociable are BONSUR's warriors? Come, let us see. Perhaps the warriors of BRAIN should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of UNDER JOLLY ROGER, so did that sorry team shy from BRAIN Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, UMBRELLA MAN is the most challenged warrior. As a confidence booster, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO challenged UMBRELLA MAN, down 26 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO? Yes, Virginia, sometimes the little guy wins, as UMBRELLA MAN proved, beating 26 point higher DIKEMBE MUTUMBO. Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in BONSUR would I avoid! Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! BONSUR, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dripping Blade. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TURTLEFACE 5734 11 1 0 104 WASTELAND II (267) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DON CORLEON 5726 10 4 3 115 ESPANA (538) CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735 11 2 0 106 WASTELAND II (267) UMBRELLA MAN 5600 14 36 0 93 BEACH BABES (309) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 19 20 1 85 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 19 13 2 83 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) LAGUNA LIL 5681 13 22 0 77 BEACH BABES (309) PINK NOSE 5764 7 0 0 74 WASTELAND II (267) -MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HARRY 4851 6 6 0 60 BRAIN (467) SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 11 13 2 59 BEACH BABES (309) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WAKKO 3449 12 18 0 54 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) -VIEJO VERDE 5724 9 5 2 51 ESPANA (538) BOMBA YEARN 5765 6 2 1 49 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) -MOHONCITO 5722 10 4 3 43 ESPANA (538) -VASQUEZ 5763 5 3 1 35 ESPANA (538) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PONY 5506 4 2 0 33 DOG SOLDIERS (481) SANDY SHORE 5769 5 2 0 27 BEACH BABES (309) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TUNTUN 5507 4 2 0 22 DOG SOLDIERS (481) -VALVERDE 5767 2 2 1 22 ESPANA (538) -NAKOR 5023 4 3 1 20 DOG SOLDIERS (481) TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 1 0 0 20 WASTELAND II (267) BEACH BETTY 5768 3 5 0 19 BEACH BABES (309) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DR SEUSS 3269 19 18 1 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 316 DON CORLEON 5726 533 NOT REVE USELESS 5776 0 2 0 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 316 NAKOR 5023 536 PERSONAL ADS Turtleface -- Ugh. You just, like, stop my clock every time I get close to you. Maybe you should go to Tricorus--okay, nobody really wants to go there--but you could join the All Ugly team. You'd be a natural. -- Laguna Lil Pink Nose -- You need sunscreen. Otherwise your nose will peel off. -- Salton Seahorse Cat-in-the-Hat -- Listen, I get so TIRED of cats with hats! Take it OFF. -- Umbrella Man Cat-in-the-Hat -- Yeah, take it ALL off! -- the rest of the Beach Babes Valverde -- And very unusual at this season, too. Practically shocking. -- Beach Betty P.S. Did you see that brilliant and masterful parry? Too bad I only did the one. Pony -- (with deep sympathy) -- Don't you hate it when someone tells you that you have a face like a horse? -- Sandy Shore P.S. If it was me, I'd kick my manager. Lord, or as it might be (but I shudder at the thought) Lady Protector Sweaty -- Queen Gemra remains adamant that there are no free lands or, she points out, free lunches to be had in Bonsur. I seem to have missed the offer of a free lunch. But it would 5 November 2005 It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was bested by UMBRELLA MAN in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight. SWEATY was subdued by TURTLEFACE in a 2 minute veteran's Title melee. CAT-IN-THE-HAT was overpowered by CLARITIN JUNKIE in a 1 minute mismatched duel. PINK NOSE viciously subdued SALTON SEAHORSE in a popular 1 minute brutal fight. LAGUNA LIL devastated BOMBA YEARN in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl. WAKKO was devastated by HARRY in a 1 minute mismatched match. BEACH BETTY handily defeated CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute uneven fight. SANDY SHORE vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel. TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 29 - 12 - 2 71 | |AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 2 70 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 9 - 1 70 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 7 - 0 59 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 8 - 1 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 1 46 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 8 - 0 27 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 7 - 0 22 | Turn 537 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK TURTLEFACE 5734 11 1 0 104 WASTELAND II (267) AIMED BLOW CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735 11 2 0 106 WASTELAND II (267) STRIKING ATTACK PINK NOSE 5764 7 0 0 74 WASTELAND II (267) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WAKKO 3449. The most popular warrior this turn was DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267. The ten other most popular fighters were TURTLEFACE 5734, PINK NOSE 5764, LAGUNA LIL 5681, HARRY 4851, CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, BOMBA YEARN 5765, and BEACH BETTY 5768. The least popular fighter this week was WAKKO 3449. The other ten least popular fighters were CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270, SANDY SHORE 5769, BEACH BETTY 5768, BOMBA YEARN 5765, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, HARRY 4851, and LAGUNA LIL 5681. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: SWEATY (7-4850) BRAIN (467)