DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/06/2005 Duedate: 12/19/2005
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-538
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TURTLEFACE
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5734) [12-1-0,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLARITIN JUNKIE TONYA
WASTELAND II (267) CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
(7-5735) [12-2-0,115] (7-5500) [3-1-0,24]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LAGUNA LIL TURTLEFACE
BEACH BABES (309) WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5681) [13-23-0,67] (7-5734) [12-1-0,106]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WASTELAND II (267)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 22
2. WASTELAND II (267) 19 WASTELAND II (267)
3. BRAIN (467) 11 Unchartered Team
4. DOG SOLDIERS (481) 0
5. ESPANA (538) 0 CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 ESPANA (538) 43 26 12 62.3 1/ 1 WASTELAND II (267) 9 3 0
2/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 822 596 29 58.0 2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
3/ 3 BRAIN (467) 19 15 0 55.9 3- 4 ESPANA (538) 4 1 0
4- 4 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 95 94 5 50.3 4/ 5 BRAIN (467) 3 1 0
5/ 5 BEACH BABES (309) 543 828 18 39.6 5- 6 DOG SOLDIERS (481) 3 2 1
6- 6 DOG SOLDIERS (481) 15 24 2 38.5 6- 3 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 3 6 0
7/ 0*CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 6 10 0 37.5 7/ 0*CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 2 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt BONSUR will ever be the same. And let's see, SANDY SHORE fought THE USEROUS
MERCHANT and gained 15 points and contributed to BEACH BABES' 2-3-0. LAGUNA LIL has
lost to PINK NOSE, falling 10 points, while helping make BEACH BABES a 2-3-0 turn.
The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and TURTLEFACE remains BONSUR's
top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last
night, cramped under the table at The Swinging Aardvark?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the ESPANA stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on BONSUR, what are you afraid of? And
guess who avoided ESPANA stable the most? Believe it or not, it was WASTELAND II.
Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was BEACH BABES' warrior
LAGUNA LIL. More fighters challenged her than challenged the Duelmaster! CLARITIN
JUNKIE of WASTELAND II had better have a good reason for challenging down 13 points
in a challenge which it won. I thought CLARITIN JUNKIE showed great skill and
promise when it bested UMBRELLA MAN. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that BONSUR has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, BONSUR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in BONSUR and I've a long
road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURTLEFACE 5734 12 1 0 106 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735 12 2 0 115 WASTELAND II (267)
-DON CORLEON 5726 10 4 3 115 ESPANA (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UMBRELLA MAN 5600 14 37 0 88 BEACH BABES (309)
PINK NOSE 5764 8 0 0 87 WASTELAND II (267)
-DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 19 20 1 85 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 19 13 2 83 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267)
HARRY 4851 7 6 0 71 BRAIN (467)
LAGUNA LIL 5681 13 23 0 67 BEACH BABES (309)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WAKKO 3449 12 18 0 54 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-VIEJO VERDE 5724 9 5 2 51 ESPANA (538)
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 11 14 2 49 BEACH BABES (309)
-BOMBA YEARN 5765 6 2 1 49 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-MOHONCITO 5722 10 4 3 43 ESPANA (538)
SANDY SHORE 5769 6 2 0 42 BEACH BABES (309)
-VASQUEZ 5763 5 3 1 35 ESPANA (538)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PONY 5506 4 2 0 33 DOG SOLDIERS (481)
BEACH BETTY 5768 4 5 0 27 BEACH BABES (309)
TONYA 5500 3 1 0 24 CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TUNTUN 5507 4 2 0 22 DOG SOLDIERS (481)
-VALVERDE 5767 2 2 1 22 ESPANA (538)
SPLICE 5501 2 2 0 22 CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
-NAKOR 5023 4 3 1 20 DOG SOLDIERS (481)
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 1 1 0 15 WASTELAND II (267)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TYRIAN 5521 0 3 0 CHAOTIC LEGION 524 SPYMASTER 680 538 NONE
ZONIA 5498 1 3 0 CHAOTIC LEGION 524 BANDIT PRINCE 683 538 NONE
USELESS 5776 0 2 0 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 316 NAKOR 5023 536
PERSONAL ADS
Dikembe Mutumbo -- (raising his umbrella and brandishing it at the sky) Ha! Take
that, you fiend! And that and that! -- Umbrella Man, with a rush of victory-
testosterone to the brain
Pink Nose -- Well, use sunscreen, then! Don't blame ME. -- Salton Seahorse
Bomba Yearn -- I could understand it if you were yearning for boNbons, but not that
yucky bomba stuff. It's all artificial sweeteners. Bad for you. -- Laguna Lil
Condemned Pirate -- So what are the grounds for condemnation? Are you not up to code
somehow? Bad sea-legs? Mustaches that won't swoop? Tell me, I'm fascinated. --
Beach Betty
Odd. The Cult Member has a bone through his nose, and it looks to me like it's a
tiger's wishbone. Disturbing, too, because you can do horrible things with a tiger's
wishbone if you have the right tomes. -- Sandy Shore
Lord, or as it might be (but I shudder at the thought) Lady Protector Sweaty -- Queen
Gemra remains adamant that there are no free lands or, she points out, free lunches
to be had in Bonsur. I seem to have missed the offer of a free lunch. But it would
probably have been beans and onions, and that is definitely not "my kind of thing."
The queen suggests, instead, that you bend your mental efforts to discovering why
there are so few active warriors here, and also as to why there are even fewer
personals. She does like a chatty newsletter. -- Arenamater Ilhume'
P.S. This should have appeared last time, but for some reason, probably a dark plot,
it did not.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TYRIAN was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ZONIA was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PINK NOSE handily defeated LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CLARITIN JUNKIE devastated UMBRELLA MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 was bested by BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TURTLEFACE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's Title struggle.
SALTON SEAHORSE was handily defeated by HARRY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SANDY SHORE slimly won victory over THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute gruesome duel.
SPLICE overpowered CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TONYA overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 28 - 11 - 1 72 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 1 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 10 - 1 69 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 2 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 14 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 7 - 0 13 |
Turn 538 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TURTLEFACE 5734 12 1 0 106 WASTELAND II (267)
AIMED BLOW CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735 12 2 0 115 WASTELAND II (267)
STRIKING ATTACK PINK NOSE 5764 8 0 0 87 WASTELAND II (267)
WALL OF STEEL SANDY SHORE 5769 6 2 0 42 BEACH BABES (309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LAGUNA LIL 5681. The most popular warrior this turn
was TURTLEFACE 5734. The ten other most popular fighters were PINK NOSE 5764, HARRY
4851, SANDY SHORE 5769, CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, BEACH BETTY
5768, TONYA 5500, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, SPLICE 5501, and TYRIAN 5521.
The least popular fighter this week was SALTON SEAHORSE 5713. The other ten least
popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 5681, ZONIA 5498, TYRIAN 5521, SPLICE 5501, UMBRELLA
MAN 5600, TONYA 5500, BEACH BETTY 5768, TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, CLARITIN JUNKIE
5735, and SANDY SHORE 5769.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MOTHER BEAR 3172 (151-102-3) 5 3 0 THE BEARS
MR. CILANTRO 4118 (122-81-5) 3 3 0 WASTELAND II
ZERO 3156 (113-99-7) 3 3 1 WASTELAND II
CHILI CON CARNAGE 2989 (141-121-5) 1 4 0 SATAN'S DELI
RASPBERRY 2219 (184-117-5) 1 4 0 KILLER JELLO
SHEWISH PICKLE 2434 (180-115-5) 1 4 0 SATAN'S DELI
SIKAMIKANICO 2681 (85-77-6) 1 4 0 DANGEROUS PUPPETS
CARTMAN 4034 (119-98-7) 0 5 0 WASTELAND II
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BELIAL 3838 (140-73-3) 9 3 0 WICKED MARTYRS
PTI 5412 (41-25-0) 3 3 0 WASTELAND II
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GOKU 5628 (28-6-0) 7 3 0 WASTELAND II
TASTY HANGNAIL 5463 (34-28-0) 7 3 0 WASTELAND II
ELVIS 612 (44-36-0) 5 3 0 THE ROCKERS
ROCKWELL 5003 (13-7-0) 5 3 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS
GRINGOLD 2416 (34-43-2) 2 3 0 SEA DOGS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUGARBEET 5219 (28-28-1) 4 3 1 SUGAR AND SPICE
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MICRO MIRACLE 5236 (11-8-0) 5 3 0 WASTELAND II
TROLL 4624 (22-18-2) 0 2 0 BIG BAD
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TURTLEFACE 5734 (9-1-0) 10 3 0 WASTELAND II
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PINK NOSE 5764 (5-0-0) 10 3 0 WASTELAND II
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BALOR 5759 (0-1-0) 4 3 1 DEMONS & DEVILS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MARLITH 5758 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 DEMONS & DEVILS
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DR SEUSS 3269 (19-18-1) 0 2 0 UNDER JOLLY ROGER
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRYPTON 5069 (3-5-0) 1 3 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MIHI 3653 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 DREAMERS
WYVERN 5262 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 ERRATA
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUICIDAL MANIAC 3438 (0-1-0) 2 3 1 UNDER JOLLY ROGER