DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/03/2006    Duedate: 01/16/2006

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-540

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLARITIN JUNKIE
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5735) [14-2-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLARITIN JUNKIE                SPLICE
WASTELAND II (267)             CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
(7-5735) [14-2-0,121]          (7-5501) [3-2-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LAGUNA LIL                     CLARITIN JUNKIE
BEACH BABES (309)              WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5681) [13-25-0,64]          (7-5735) [14-2-0,121]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WASTELAND II (267)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WASTELAND II (267)          18
2. BRAIN (467)                  5      BRAIN (467)
3. BEACH BABES (309)            3      Unchartered Team
4. DOG SOLDIERS (481)           0
5. UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)      0      CHAOTIC LEGION (524)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BRAIN (467)               21  15  0 58.3   1/ 1 WASTELAND II (267)        7  1 0
 2/ 1 WASTELAND II (267)       826 596 29 58.1   2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         4 11 0
 3- 3 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   98  96  5 50.5   3/ 4 BRAIN (467)               3  0 0
 4- 4 DOG SOLDIERS (481)        18  24  2 42.9   4- 3 DOG SOLDIERS (481)        3  0 0
 5/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        545 836 18 39.5   5- 5 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)   3  2 0
 6/ 6*CHAOTIC LEGION (524)       7  11  0 38.9   6/ 6*CHAOTIC LEGION (524)      3  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in BONSUR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with TOTAL DISASTER 
1.0?  It actually beat BEACH BABES' BEACH BETTY, and walked away with 15 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at BEACH BABES.  BEACH BETTY lost 5 points to TOTAL 
DISASTER 1.0.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe BEACH BETTY will provide more 
easy wins...  UMBRELLA MAN was reminded on the sands why CLARITIN JUNKIE is 
Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, UNDER JOLLY 
ROGER!  Management must be dealin', as the boys at WASTELAND II ain't reelin'!  UNDER 
JOLLY ROGER's mad!  What do people see in BEACH BETTY?  Hers 4-7-0?  BEACH BABES 
ain't talkin', but she's got 19 points.   
     Warriors of BONSUR unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Many a warrior has 
met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735         14   2  0   121       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURTLEFACE 5734              12   1  0   106       WASTELAND II (267)
 HARRY 4851                    9   6  0    91       BRAIN (467)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UMBRELLA MAN 5600            14  39  0    90       BEACH BABES (309)
-CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270          20  13  2    89       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-PINK NOSE 5764                8   0  0    87       WASTELAND II (267)
-DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267         19  21  1    79       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236           11   8  0    71       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAGUNA LIL 5681              13  25  0    64       BEACH BABES (309)
-BOMBA YEARN 5765              7   2  1    59       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
-WAKKO 3449                   13  18  0    58       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALTON SEAHORSE 5713         12  15  2    54       BEACH BABES (309)
-PONY 5506                     5   2  0    50       DOG SOLDIERS (481)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778       3   1  0    32       WASTELAND II (267)
 SANDY SHORE 5769              7   3  0    30       BEACH BABES (309)
-NAKOR 5023                    5   3  1    30       DOG SOLDIERS (481)
-TUNTUN 5507                   5   2  0    24       DOG SOLDIERS (481)
 SPLICE 5501                   3   2  0    24       CHAOTIC LEGION (524)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TONYA 5500                    3   2  0    21       CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
 BEACH BETTY 5768              4   7  0    19       BEACH BABES (309)
-USELESS II 5779               0   1  0     1       UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
USELESS 5776           0  2 0 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 316 NAKOR 5023            536 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Claritin Junkie -- Yah, sure.  I suppose that's your excuse?  For the "no column"
bit, you know.  Too stoned to write.  Piffling.  You can do better than that.
Sneeze, if nothing else! -- Umbrella Man

Cat-in-the-Hat -- Listen, I just can't stand it any more.  That hat is not YOU.  It
makes you look like...like...well, not like a cat.  More like, I don't know, a toy
poodle or something.  I mean, a stiff, poofy beret?  No.  Not the right thing, you

know?  You need something with a broad brim and a big curly feather, something that
SWASHES. -- Laguna Lil
P.S.  And you should grow your whiskers fuller, or at least longer, and WASH them.

Bomba Yearn -- I wish you wouldn't EXPLODE like that, right in my FACE.  I hate it
when you do that.  It upsets me.  It's just too gazebo. -- Salton Seahorse

Pony -- No, that's all WRONG.  A dog might bury someone in the sand, because they're
always burying things, but horses don't DO that.  I know they don't.  -- Sandy Shore
P.S.  Do they?
P.P.S.  Not that I really MINDED, because I'm used to sand, you know?  It's my thing.

Wakko -- What are you doing under there?  I bet Roger doesn't like it!  Come out from
under RIGHT NOW. -- Beach Betty
P.S.  It's undignified.

30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people.  It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text.  HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff.  So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S.  Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray.  Not often, but
sometimes.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 devastated BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CLARITIN JUNKIE savagely defeated UMBRELLA MAN in a 2 minute brutal Title melee.
HARRY overpowered LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
SALTON SEAHORSE overpowered TONYA in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SANDY SHORE bested ANDORIAN NOBLE in a 1 minute brawl.
SPLICE won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        25 -   8 -  0      76  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  2      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  10 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  15 -  1      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 540 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735       14   2  0  121 WASTELAND II (267)
LUNGING ATTACK   HARRY 4851                  9   6  0   91 BRAIN (467)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LAGUNA LIL 5681.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOTAL DISASTER 
1.0 5778, HARRY 4851, SPLICE 5501, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, LAGUNA 
LIL 5681, TONYA 5500, SANDY SHORE 5769, BEACH BETTY 5768, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BEACH BETTY 5768.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SANDY SHORE 5769, TONYA 5500, LAGUNA LIL 5681, UMBRELLA MAN 
5600, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, SPLICE 5501, HARRY 4851, TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, 
CLARITIN JUNKIE 5735, and  0.