DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/25/2006 Duedate: 05/08/2006
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-548
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
(7-3267) [23-21-1,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DON CORLEON POSITION IS EMPTY
ESPANA (538)
(7-5726) [11-4-3,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WAKKO WAKKO
UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
(7-3449) [14-21-0,68] (7-3449) [14-21-0,68]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WASTELAND II (267)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) 37
2. CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 27 EAGER BEAVERS (532)
3. WASTELAND II (267) 23 Unchartered Team
4. BEACH BABES (309) 18
5. ERRATA (511) 8 WASTED SPACE (312)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EAGER BEAVERS (532) 15 7 0 68.2 1/ 1 WASTELAND II (267) 6 3 0
2/ 0 ESPANA (538) 46 28 12 62.2 2/ 3 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 6 4 1
3/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 844 604 29 58.3 3/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
4/ 3 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 78 65 3 54.5 4/ 5 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 5 4 0
5/ 4 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 109 105 6 50.9 5/ 0 ESPANA (538) 3 2 0
6/ 0 ERRATA (511) 30 32 0 48.4 6/ 4 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 3 6 0
7- 6*DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 4 5 0 44.4 7/ 6 EAGER BEAVERS (532) 2 0 0
8- 7 HATE (519) 13 17 0 43.3 8- 7 HATE (519) 1 0 0
9/ 5 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 18 24 0 42.9 9/ 0 ERRATA (511) 1 1 0
10/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) 562 859 18 39.5 10- 8*DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
"Peschisolido"...is that some foreign way of saying "pesky solid fish"? Worse
than tuna, for certain. Good try, and there goes your winning record. Come again,
any time the sun gets too much for you and you want to bask in the shade of my
signature umbrellas.
Umbrella Man
SPY REPORT
Welcome BONSUR. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have
I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS showed
BONSUR what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 4-1-0.
What's with LAGUNA LIL? She actually beat UNDER JOLLY ROGER's CAT-IN-THE-HAT, and
walked away with 16 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at BEACH BABES while
they watched LAGUNA LIL clobber CAT-IN-THE-HAT. He lost 8 points and got bruised
from objects thrown from the stands. Another fighter (DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 23-21-1)
challenged another Duelmaster (UMBRELLA MAN 16-45-0). Life goes on. I'm sure BONSUR
is excited about DIKEMBE MUTUMBO, the new Duelmaster from UNDER JOLLY ROGER.
(remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Advice to fighters with a 1
will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
BONSUR thinks WASTELAND II and their 844-604-29 is too much! If at first you don't
succeed, give up... The bums at IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS couldn't face the challenges
from WASTELAND II! No excuse for that! What do people see in LAGUNA LIL? Hers
17-29-0? BEACH BABES ain't talkin', but she's got 101 points.
Warriors of BONSUR unite. You have only your games to lose! USELESS II had a
sure-fire victory when he challenged POLYMORPH, 23 points below him. Was anyone
really surprised when POLYMORPH bit it? How long have I been here? I got people to
see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? The
end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! I don't want to
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 23 21 1 108 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PINK NOSE 5764 12 0 0 123 WASTELAND II (267)
DON CORLEON 5726 11 4 3 119 ESPANA (538)
WOOD CHUCK 5649 13 6 0 115 EAGER BEAVERS (532)
LAGUNA LIL 5681 17 29 0 101 BEACH BABES (309)
PESCHISOLIDO 3999 16 15 1 93 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
UMBRELLA MAN 5600 16 45 0 93 BEACH BABES (309)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 21 16 2 81 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 8 3 0 77 WASTELAND II (267)
BARTEZ 4732 11 12 0 75 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267)
SOLSKJAER 5477 8 3 1 69 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
WAKKO 3449 14 21 0 68 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HENRI 5062 8 4 0 66 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 14 21 2 65 BEACH BABES (309)
BOMBA YEARN 5765 9 4 1 61 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
PIRES 5665 7 0 0 58 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOHONCITO 5722 11 4 3 46 ESPANA (538)
BEACH BETTY 5768 9 10 0 46 BEACH BABES (309)
VIEJO VERDE 5724 9 6 2 44 ESPANA (538)
SANDY SHORE 5769 11 7 0 43 BEACH BABES (309)
-DANCING COWBOYS 5425 4 5 0 41 HATE (519)
HYDRA 5784 6 2 0 39 CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
ROGUE 5263 5 11 0 34 ERRATA (511)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VEGAS, BABY! 5809 4 0 0 33 WASTELAND II (267)
SPLICE 5501 5 4 0 31 CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
-BALOR 5759 2 1 0 31 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
VASQUEZ 5763 5 4 1 29 ESPANA (538)
USELESS II 5779 3 2 1 28 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
TONYA 5500 5 8 0 27 CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
-WALLET 5260 4 4 0 25 ERRATA (511)
VALVERDE 5767 3 2 1 24 ESPANA (538)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SILICONE 5701 2 1 0 23 ERRATA (511)
-BUCK TOOTH 5651 2 1 0 18 EAGER BEAVERS (532)
-MARLITH 5758 2 2 0 18 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
MASTER ROSHI 5806 1 5 0 8 WASTELAND II (267)
-GLENUGON 5761 0 1 0 7 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
-NABASSU 5760 0 1 0 7 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
-TWO HEADED WOMEN 5437 1 2 0 5 HATE (519)
STYXX 5807 0 1 0 5 CHAOTIC LEGION (524)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POLYMORPH 5808 0 1 0 CHAOTIC LEGION 524 USELESS II 5779 548
PERSONAL ADS
Umbrella Man -- Ah come on, don't protect me from the top by opening up like that. --
Peschisolido
Laguna Lil -- Normally we footballers don't talk much, but after all those skills for
the past two turns, I personally had to say thanks. -- Solskjaer
Sandy Shore -- So close to having the whole team shut-out of the win column. Thanks
for being the most hospitable of the Beach Babes. -- Pires
Total Disaster 1.0 -- Should be up to at least a seven by now. -- Salton Seahorse
Solskjaer -- It's your name. The arenamaster stumbles over it every time, and it
messes you up. -- Laguna Lil
The Userous Merchant? Oh, HA! -- Beach Betty
Pires -- Oh. -- Sandy Shore
P.S. I thought the announcer said "pyrex," and I was all set to start cooking.
Marlith -- Yeah. Well, I sort of wish I knew where left field was, so I could get
MORE stuff from there. -- Sandy Shore
28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO devastated UMBRELLA MAN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
CAT-IN-THE-HAT was demolished by LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HENRI overpowered SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
VEGAS, BABY! devastated TONYA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WOOD CHUCK demolished BARTEZ in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DON CORLEON vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOMBA YEARN was overpowered by PESCHISOLIDO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WAKKO was luckily beaten by TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 in a 5 minute uneven melee.
SOLSKJAER vanquished VIEJO VERDE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
VASQUEZ was defeated by HYDRA in a 3 minute fight.
ROGUE was luckily beaten by MOHONCITO in a 2 minute melee.
BEACH BETTY was savagely defeated by PIRES in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
SANDY SHORE viciously subdued SPLICE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
MASTER ROSHI was demolished by SILICONE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
USELESS II easily killed POLYMORPH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VALVERDE won victory over STYXX in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 2 - 0 86 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 11 - 1 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 23 21 1 108 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
SLASHING ATTACK DON CORLEON 5726 11 4 3 119 ESPANA (538)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK PESCHISOLIDO 3999 16 15 1 93 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
AIMED BLOW CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 21 16 2 81 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316)
STRIKING ATTACK SOLSKJAER 5477 8 3 1 69 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
PARRY-LUNGE VIEJO VERDE 5724 9 6 2 44 ESPANA (538)
WALL OF STEEL SANDY SHORE 5769 11 7 0 43 BEACH BABES (309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WAKKO 3449. The most popular warrior this turn was
WAKKO 3449. The ten other most popular fighters were TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, SANDY
SHORE 5769, PIRES 5665, VASQUEZ 5763, SPLICE 5501, VALVERDE 5767, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO
3267, SOLSKJAER 5477, ROGUE 5263, and LAGUNA LIL 5681.
The least popular fighter this week was POLYMORPH 5808. The other ten least popular
fighters were MASTER ROSHI 5806, BEACH BETTY 5768, BOMBA YEARN 5765, BARTEZ 4732,
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, WOOD CHUCK 5649, VEGAS,
BABY! 5809, and HENRI 5062.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PESCHISOLIDO (7-3999) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)