DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/09/2006 Duedate: 05/22/2006 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-549 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS DIKEMBE MUTUMBO UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) (7-3267) [24-21-1,119] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WOOD CHUCK MARLITH EAGER BEAVERS (532) DEMONS & DEVILS (543) (7-5649) [14-6-0,124] (7-5758) [3-2-0,25] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WAKKO ABYSSMAL UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) CHAOTIC LEGION (524) (7-3449) [14-22-0,67] (7-5810) [0-1-0,1] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BEACH BABES (309) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 33 2. DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 25 EAGER BEAVERS (532) 3. WASTELAND II (267) 13 Unchartered Team 4. BLADES OF ICE (188) 11 5. HATE (519) 9 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 EAGER BEAVERS (532) 16 7 0 69.6 1/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 7 8 0 2- 2 ESPANA (538) 46 28 12 62.2 2/ 1 WASTELAND II (267) 6 2 0 3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 846 604 29 58.3 3/ 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 6 6 0 4/ 0 BLADES OF ICE (188) 456 375 28 54.9 4/ 2 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 5 5 1 5/ 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 79 67 3 54.1 5/ 6 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 5 7 0 6/ 5 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) 112 107 6 51.1 6- 5 ESPANA (538) 3 2 0 7/ 7*DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 6 6 0 50.0 7/ 7 EAGER BEAVERS (532) 2 0 0 8/ 6 ERRATA (511) 30 34 0 46.9 8/ 0 BLADES OF ICE (188) 2 1 0 9/ 8 HATE (519) 14 17 0 45.2 9/10*DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 2 2 0 10/ 9 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) 20 27 0 42.6 10/ 8 HATE (519) 1 0 0 11/10 BEACH BABES (309) 564 862 18 39.6 11/ 9 ERRATA (511) 1 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! WASTELAND II? Who? BEACH BABES is the top team these days, buddies! UNDER JOLLY ROGER had cause to celebrate, after CAT-IN-THE-HAT got 17 points by beating UMBRELLA MAN. BARTEZ certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to BOMBA YEARN and losing 9 points in the process! Duelmaster DIKEMBE MUTUMBO from UNDER JOLLY ROGER is going for the gold, as he challenged BEACH BABES' LAGUNA LIL. Ooh, the excitement! LAGUNA LIL found out that BONSUR isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in BONSUR is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in ESPANA are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of UNDER JOLLY ROGER, so did that sorry team shy from ESPANA Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, UMBRELLA MAN is the most challenged warrior. Call 'im brash! Call 'im brassy! Call 'im brave! Call 'im sassy! ROGUE will face SALTON SEAHORSE, up by 31. Aaaah, just call 'im dead meat. Soopreyes, soopreyes! ROGUE emerges from the fray 3 points the richer. Good show, ROGUE! My love of complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, PIRES and BEACH BETTY. Are IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS unwilling to engage in a fair fight? I thought PIRES showed great skill and promise when he overcame BEACH BETTY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting! Do not think spyreporting in BONSUR is the highlight of my life. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for BONSUR? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 24 21 1 119 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WOOD CHUCK 5649 14 6 0 124 EAGER BEAVERS (532) -PINK NOSE 5764 12 0 0 123 WASTELAND II (267) -DON CORLEON 5726 11 4 3 119 ESPANA (538) -BENDER 5516 13 3 1 107 BLADES OF ICE (188) CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 22 16 2 98 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) UMBRELLA MAN 5600 16 46 0 94 BEACH BABES (309) LAGUNA LIL 5681 17 30 0 91 BEACH BABES (309) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -NUMBER 3 5552 14 7 0 88 BLADES OF ICE (188) TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 9 3 0 81 WASTELAND II (267) BOMBA YEARN 5765 10 4 1 74 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) -MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267) -SOLSKJAER 5477 8 3 1 69 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 15 21 2 68 BEACH BABES (309) WAKKO 3449 14 22 0 67 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BARTEZ 4732 11 13 0 66 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) PIRES 5665 8 0 0 66 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) -HENRI 5062 8 4 0 66 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SANDY SHORE 5769 12 7 0 54 BEACH BABES (309) DANCING COWBOYS 5425 5 5 0 50 HATE (519) -MOHONCITO 5722 11 4 3 46 ESPANA (538) -VIEJO VERDE 5724 9 6 2 44 ESPANA (538) BEACH BETTY 5768 9 11 0 41 BEACH BABES (309) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ROGUE 5263 5 12 0 37 ERRATA (511) SPLICE 5501 6 4 0 36 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) SCOOTER 5696 3 1 0 34 BLADES OF ICE (188) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TONYA 5500 6 8 0 33 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) -VEGAS, BABY! 5809 4 0 0 33 WASTELAND II (267) HYDRA 5784 6 3 0 31 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) -BALOR 5759 2 1 0 31 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) -VASQUEZ 5763 5 4 1 29 ESPANA (538) -WALLET 5260 4 4 0 25 ERRATA (511) MARLITH 5758 3 2 0 25 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) -VALVERDE 5767 3 2 1 24 ESPANA (538) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME USELESS II 5779 3 3 1 21 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) SIDEWAYS 5715 3 2 0 21 BLADES OF ICE (188) SILICONE 5701 2 2 0 20 ERRATA (511) GLENUGON 5761 1 1 0 20 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) -BUCK TOOTH 5651 2 1 0 18 EAGER BEAVERS (532) MASTER ROSHI 5806 2 5 0 17 WASTELAND II (267) NABASSU 5760 0 2 0 12 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) STRIDER 5710 1 0 0 7 BLADES OF ICE (188) STYXX 5807 0 2 0 6 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) -TWO HEADED WOMEN 5437 1 2 0 5 HATE (519) ABYSSMAL 5810 0 1 0 1 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? POLYMORPH 5808 0 1 0 CHAOTIC LEGION 524 USELESS II 5779 548 PERSONAL ADS 11 April 2006 To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship, the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or something...hmmmm, there's a thought. 3 May 2006 All -- I've seen what's on the forum. So I'm prey, am I, Max. You and all your devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay. I don't have to explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on. Feel free to come over to 31 for a thrashing. Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance. They tend to share my sentiments about the VC. If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at liberty to talk for them. The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm 6 May 2006 The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non- Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation (alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th and place your declarations in the newsletter! Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim) LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DIKEMBE MUTUMBO devastated LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. CAT-IN-THE-HAT vanquished UMBRELLA MAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. PIRES vanquished BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. HYDRA was overpowered by SANDY SHORE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight. ROGUE was bested by SALTON SEAHORSE in a 2 minute Challenge duel. SILICONE was defeated by TONYA in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. STYXX was overpowered by MASTER ROSHI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. WOOD CHUCK overpowered PESCHISOLIDO in a 1 minute uneven melee. TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 won victory over WAKKO in a action packed 1 minute duel. BARTEZ was defeated by BOMBA YEARN in a action packed 1 minute duel. DANCING COWBOYS overpowered USELESS II in a 1 minute one-sided fight. SCOOTER handily defeated NABASSU in a 1 minute one-sided bout. SPLICE subdued SIDEWAYS in a 2 minute match. MARLITH devastated ANDORIAN NOBLE in a monotonous 4 minute mismatched conflict. GLENUGON demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. STRIDER outwaited ABYSSMAL in a action packed 9 minute novice's conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 3 - 0 81 | |AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 5 - 1 71 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 14 - 1 66 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 0 60 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 14 - 0 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 14 - 0 39 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 13 - 0 38 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 | Turn 549 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267 24 21 1 119 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) SLASHING ATTACK WOOD CHUCK 5649 14 6 0 124 EAGER BEAVERS (532) AIMED BLOW CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270 22 16 2 98 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 9 3 0 81 WASTELAND II (267) WALL OF STEEL SANDY SHORE 5769 12 7 0 54 BEACH BABES (309) PARRY-LUNGE SPLICE 5501 6 4 0 36 CHAOTIC LEGION (524) STRIKING ATTACK SCOOTER 5696 3 1 0 34 BLADES OF ICE (188) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WAKKO 3449. The most popular warrior this turn was ABYSSMAL 5810. The ten other most popular fighters were CAT-IN-THE-HAT 3270, SIDEWAYS 5715, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 3267, PIRES 5665, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, SILICONE 5701, TONYA 5500, TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, BARTEZ 4732, and BOMBA YEARN 5765. The least popular fighter this week was STRIDER 5710. The other ten least popular fighters were MARLITH 5758, NABASSU 5760, USELESS II 5779, STYXX 5807, BEACH BETTY 5768, UMBRELLA MAN 5600, LAGUNA LIL 5681, WAKKO 3449, ROGUE 5263, and HYDRA 5784. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: DIKEMBE MUTUMBO (7-3267) UNDER JOLLY ROGER (316) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: PESCHISOLIDO (7-3999) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)