DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/01/2006 Duedate: 08/14/2006
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-555
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5778) [13-5-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 ALBINO
WASTELAND II (267) WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
(7-5778) [13-5-0,111] (7-5209) [4-0-0,59]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LAGUNA LIL LAGUNA LIL
BEACH BABES (309) BEACH BABES (309)
(7-5681) [22-31-0,110] (7-5681) [22-31-0,110]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BRUTAL LEGION (549) 63
2. CHURCH LADIES (548) 38 SENTINELS (122)
3. SENTINELS (122) 24 Unchartered Team
4. WASTELAND II (267) 13
5. DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 8WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WORDS THAT END IN (507) 12 6 2 66.7 1/ 1*WORDS THAT END IN (507) 10 5 1
2/ 0 SENTINELS (122) 122 72 11 62.9 2/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 8 2 0
3/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 859 610 29 58.5 3/ 0 SENTINELS (122) 3 2 0
4/ 4 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 9 7 0 56.3 4/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 3 9 0
5- 5 HATE (519) 17 18 0 48.6 5/ 0*BRUTAL LEGION (549) 2 3 0
6/ 0*BRUTAL LEGION (549) 2 3 0 40.0 6- 5 HATE (519) 1 0 0
7/ 6 BEACH BABES (309) 576 877 18 39.6 7/ 6 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 1 0 0
8/ 0*CHURCH LADIES (548) 0 4 0 0.0 8/ 0*CHURCH LADIES (548) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of BONSUR! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. It seems so recently people were
saying WASTELAND II was washed up, finished. But 3-1-0 moved them up 0. I guess
they're washed no more... What's with FATALITY? He actually beat WORDS THAT END IN
O's RADIO, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at
BRUTAL LEGION while they watched FATALITY clobber RADIO. He lost 14 points and got
bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Try as she might, SALTON SEAHORSE
wasn't good enough at persuading TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 to step down from the
Duelmaster's throne... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I
hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. What do people see in
BARRIO? Its 2-2-2? WORDS THAT END IN O ain't talkin', but it's got 33 points. Keep
challenging up 26 points, VEGAS, BABY!, and I won't have to write about you much
longer. LAGUNA LIL always accepts those kind of challenges... I don't get it.
VEGAS, BABY! goes and challenges LAGUNA LIL, way above it, but gets 1 points after it
loses! Is this a new strategy?
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills,
fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. BONSUR is
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I don't want to
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 13 5 0 111 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAGUNA LIL 5681 22 31 0 110 BEACH BABES (309)
MARSHAL 1933 14 6 1 92 SENTINELS (122)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 17 25 2 78 BEACH BABES (309)
VEGAS, BABY! 5809 9 1 0 78 WASTELAND II (267)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAMSES 1050 13 9 1 66 SENTINELS (122)
RED LANCE 1205 16 14 1 64 SENTINELS (122)
ALBINO 5209 4 0 0 59 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEACH BETTY 5768 12 14 0 50 BEACH BABES (309)
SANDY SHORE 5769 12 13 0 49 BEACH BABES (309)
OZYMANDIUS 2521 4 4 1 41 SENTINELS (122)
BALOR 5759 3 1 0 39 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARRIO 5207 2 2 2 33 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
-MARLITH 5758 3 2 0 25 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FATALITY 5820 1 0 0 23 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
-GLENUGON 5761 1 1 0 20 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
WOMBAT 5822 1 0 0 20 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 2 0 0 18 WASTELAND II (267)
SOLO 5210 2 1 0 15 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
YANKEE ROSE 2057 3 3 2 14 SENTINELS (122)
BURRITO 5208 2 1 0 8 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
RADIO 5811 2 1 0 7 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
CHAOS 5823 0 1 0 7 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
DESTROYER 5821 0 1 0 7 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
-TWO HEADED WOMEN 5437 1 2 0 5 HATE (519)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BEAST 5824 0 1 0 BRUTAL LEGION 549 STONE GOLEM 684 555 NONE
EVELYN 5815 0 1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 HIGH ELF 677 555 NONE
LORI 5819 0 1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 DARK CHAMPION 682 555 NONE
PAM 5818 0 1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 STONE GOLEM 684 555 NONE
DOROTHY 5817 0 1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 ARENAMASTER ILHUM 681 555 NONE
NABASSU 5760 2 3 0 DEMONS & DEVILS 543 SIDEWAYS 5715 552
MASTER ROSHI 5806 3 8 0 WASTELAND II 267 BARRIO 5207 553 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Bonsur -- The Sentinels are taking the sands for the first time since 1992. It is
sad to see the arena so small. Alas, who knows how long the return will last, but at
least briefly we shall find glory on the sands once more. -- Nomad, mgr. of the
Sentinels
Vegas, Baby! -- Gods, I hope not. Gambling is INSANE. Besides, I'm a farmer's
daughter, and I watched him gamble the farm every day, hoping it would rain when it
should, and no late frosts, and all that stuff. No way I want more of that. --
Salton Seahorse the not totally insane
P.S. Besides, I'm already gambling my life here. That's enough for me.
The Venomous Gigolo hurts, he really hurts. Gosh, how awful. My heart would bleed
for him, but he missed. It's his heart bleeding, instead, and I gotta love that. --
Laguna Lil, feeling nasty today
Oh, the Ambitious Guard is out again, and he's losing again, tra la! Being big and
strong is not enough. -- an exasperated Beach Betty
P.S. A little brains would help, for one thing.
Albion -- Gods, that's weird. A neutered albino dwarf? I never imagined anything
like that. -- Sandy Shore
P.S. Just as well, it would have been a nightmare.
Blackshell, Freebooter of the Trier -- (bouncing up and down eagerly) Yes! Yes!
Tell me! -- Sandy Shore
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BEAST was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EVELYN was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LORI was put to death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PAM was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DOROTHY was assassinated by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
PINK NOSE devastated BARRIO in a popular 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
VEGAS, BABY! was viciously subdued by LAGUNA LIL in a 3 minute Challenge match.
ALBINO overpowered SANDY SHORE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 vanquished SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
MARSHAL viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute gory fight.
BEACH BETTY was overpowered by RAMSES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
RED LANCE was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody veteran's match.
BALOR handily defeated YANKEE ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
OZYMANDIUS demolished SOLO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
COVER YOUR MOUTH viciously subdued CHAOS in a 4 minute novice's conflict.
BURRITO bested DESTROYER in a 3 minute brutal beginner's duel.
RADIO was devastated by FATALITY in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
WOMBAT overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 6 - 1 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 2 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 18 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 555 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 13 5 0 111 WASTELAND II (267)
WALL OF STEEL MARSHAL 1933 14 6 1 92 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY VEGAS, BABY! 5809 9 1 0 78 WASTELAND II (267)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAMSES 1050 13 9 1 66 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK ALBINO 5209 4 0 0 59 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is LAGUNA LIL 5681. The most popular warrior this turn
was PAM 5818. The ten other most popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 5681, COVER YOUR
MOUTH 5814, ALBINO 5209, MARSHAL 1933, BEAST 5824, TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778, RED LANCE
1205, FATALITY 5820, RAMSES 1050, and OZYMANDIUS 2521.
The least popular fighter this week was RADIO 5811. The other ten least popular
fighters were SOLO 5210, YANKEE ROSE 2057, BEACH BETTY 5768, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713,
SANDY SHORE 5769, BARRIO 5207, LORI 5819, EVELYN 5815, DESTROYER 5821, and BALOR
5759.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PINK NOSE (7-5764) WASTELAND II (267)
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted. If you have
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI