DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/15/2006 Duedate: 08/28/2006
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-556
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5778) [14-5-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 BARRIO
WASTELAND II (267) WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
(7-5778) [14-5-0,113] (7-5207) [2-3-2,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LAGUNA LIL TOTAL DISASTER 1.0
BEACH BABES (309) WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5681) [22-32-0,98] (7-5778) [14-5-0,113]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122) 51
2. WORDS THAT END IN O (507) 27 SENTINELS (122)
3. BRUTAL LEGION (549) 26 Unchartered Team
4. WASTELAND II (267) 4
5. DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 0WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 127 72 11 63.8 1/ 3 SENTINELS (122) 8 2 0
2/ 1*WORDS THAT END IN (507) 14 8 2 63.6 2/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 7 3 0
3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 860 612 29 58.4 3/ 1*WORDS THAT END IN (507) 7 7 0
4- 4 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 9 7 0 56.3 4/ 5*BRUTAL LEGION (549) 5 5 1
5/ 6*BRUTAL LEGION (549) 5 5 1 50.0 5/ 4 BEACH BABES (309) 3 9 0
6/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) 576 881 18 39.5 6- 7 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 1 0 0
7- 8*CHURCH LADIES (548) 0 4 0 0.0 7- 8*CHURCH LADIES (548) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, WORDS THAT END IN O, since
SENTINELS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're
all terribly impressed to see RADIO win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, RADIO beat WOMBAT and WOMBAT lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going
for broke or broken, our Duelmaster BARRIO Bloodfeuded this turn. And if variety is
the spice of life, BONSUR may be getting bland, as TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 stays top dog
in the city. The Warty Toad, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From BONSUR's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. BARRIO was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for BONSUR's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the BONSUR arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 14 5 0 113 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARSHAL 1933 15 6 1 102 SENTINELS (122)
LAGUNA LIL 5681 22 32 0 98 BEACH BABES (309)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED LANCE 1205 17 14 1 81 SENTINELS (122)
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 17 26 2 79 BEACH BABES (309)
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809 9 1 0 78 WASTELAND II (267)
RAMSES 1050 14 9 1 72 SENTINELS (122)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALBINO 5209 4 0 0 59 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEACH BETTY 5768 12 15 0 51 BEACH BABES (309)
SANDY SHORE 5769 12 14 0 50 BEACH BABES (309)
OZYMANDIUS 2521 5 4 1 50 SENTINELS (122)
-BALOR 5759 3 1 0 39 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARRIO 5207 2 3 2 33 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
FATALITY 5820 2 0 0 31 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
RADIO 5811 3 1 0 26 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
-MARLITH 5758 3 2 0 25 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YANKEE ROSE 2057 4 3 2 23 SENTINELS (122)
SOLO 5210 3 1 0 23 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
-GLENUGON 5761 1 1 0 20 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
CHAOS 5823 1 1 0 19 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
FLAIL 5825 1 0 1 17 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 2 1 0 12 WASTELAND II (267)
BURRITO 5208 2 2 0 8 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
WOMBAT 5822 1 1 0 8 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
DESTROYER 5821 0 2 0 8 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 663 0 1 0 1 FLAIL 5825 556 NONE
DA1 5830 0 1 0 WASTELAND II 267 SPYMASTER 680 556 NONE
MASTER ROSHI 5806 3 8 0 WASTELAND II 267 BARRIO 5207 553 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
TMM -- Will it be Vegas, Baby! or Cover Your Mouth this turn? -- Barrio
Sandy Shore -- Just because I lack pigment does not mean I lack anything else. Meet
me at the Tiki bar we can discuss it. I have plenty of time to kill; I'm taking a
break from this gladiator stuff for a while. -- Albino
Vegas, Baby! -- A one-armed bandit, I see. But, like, why are there all those silver
coins on the ground around your feet? They just poured out of your mouth when I hit
you a couple of times! Cool. -- Laguna Lil
Albino -- You better WATCH OUT, or you'll get SUCH a sunburn! -- Sandy Shore
P.S. And I'll...well, okay, I won't laugh. I mean, a sunburn is no joke. But it'll
serve you right anyway.
Total Disaster 1.0 -- So why don't we have some disaster clean-up crews in here? --
Salton Seahorse
Ramses -- Where the heck did you come from? -- Beach Betty
Nomad -- Gosh, glory on OUR sands! We would never have guessed. The Beach Babes
will be glad to help you look. Drop by our cabana for, you know, planning. -- Laguna
Lil, spokes-babe
Total Disaster -- You've fought the Babes enough, now I'd like my shot at that
throne. -- Marshal
What's with the Church Ladies? I don't think I've ever seen a team start with four
DA fights. An interesting managerial strategy. -- Nomad, Sentinels
Betty -- Ah...a Babe on the sands. Beach or arena, it is a good thing. Shall we try
that again sometime? -- Ramses
Solo -- It feels good to get back in the game. -- Ozzy
Balor -- For that I waited 14 years!? Maybe I should stick to hanging out at the
beach with the other Babes. -- Yankee Rose
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 devastated BARRIO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title duel.
RED LANCE demolished SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
SOLO bested COVER YOUR MOUTH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURRITO was overpowered by FATALITY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
RADIO vanquished WOMBAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LAGUNA LIL was savagely defeated by MARSHAL in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
RAMSES handily defeated BEACH BETTY in a 2 minute uneven melee.
SANDY SHORE lost to OZYMANDIUS in a 1 minute duel.
YANKEE ROSE overpowered DESTROYER in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
CHAOS narrowly defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 5 minute beginner's match.
FLAIL killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 8 - 2 68 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 16 - 2 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 18 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 556 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778 14 5 0 113 WASTELAND II (267)
WALL OF STEEL MARSHAL 1933 15 6 1 102 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAMSES 1050 14 9 1 72 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LAGUNA LIL 5681. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778. The ten other most popular fighters were FATALITY 5820,
MARSHAL 1933, RADIO 5811, LAGUNA LIL 5681, YANKEE ROSE 2057, FLAIL 5825, RED LANCE
1205, SOLO 5210, RAMSES 1050, and OZYMANDIUS 2521.
The least popular fighter this week was DESTROYER 5821. The other ten least popular
fighters were SANDY SHORE 5769, BEACH BETTY 5768, WOMBAT 5822, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713,
BARRIO 5207, DA1 5830, BURRITO 5208, COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814, CHAOS 5823, and
OZYMANDIUS 2521.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) BEACH BABES (309)