DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/15/2006    Duedate: 08/28/2006

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-556

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOTAL DISASTER 1.0
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5778) [14-5-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOTAL DISASTER 1.0             BARRIO
WASTELAND II (267)             WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
(7-5778) [14-5-0,113]          (7-5207) [2-3-2,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LAGUNA LIL                     TOTAL DISASTER 1.0
BEACH BABES (309)              WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5681) [22-32-0,98]          (7-5778) [14-5-0,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             51
2. WORDS THAT END IN O (507)   27      SENTINELS (122)
3. BRUTAL LEGION (549)         26      Unchartered Team
4. WASTELAND II (267)           4
5. DEMONS & DEVILS (543)        0WORDS THAT END IN O (507)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          127  72 11 63.8   1/ 3 SENTINELS (122)           8  2 0
 2/ 1*WORDS THAT END IN  (507)  14   8  2 63.6   2/ 2 WASTELAND II (267)        7  3 0
 3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267)       860 612 29 58.4   3/ 1*WORDS THAT END IN  (507)  7  7 0
 4- 4 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)      9   7  0 56.3   4/ 5*BRUTAL LEGION (549)       5  5 1
 5/ 6*BRUTAL LEGION (549)        5   5  1 50.0   5/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         3  9 0
 6/ 7 BEACH BABES (309)        576 881 18 39.5   6- 7 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)     1  0 0
 7- 8*CHURCH LADIES (548)        0   4  0  0.0   7- 8*CHURCH LADIES (548)       0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, WORDS THAT END IN O, since 
SENTINELS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see RADIO win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, RADIO beat WOMBAT and WOMBAT lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going 
for broke or broken, our Duelmaster BARRIO Bloodfeuded this turn.  And if variety is 
the spice of life, BONSUR may be getting bland, as TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 stays top dog 
in the city.  The Warty Toad, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From BONSUR's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  BARRIO was challenged more times this turn than the 
Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for BONSUR's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the BONSUR arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778      14   5  0   113       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARSHAL 1933                 15   6  1   102       SENTINELS (122)
 LAGUNA LIL 5681              22  32  0    98       BEACH BABES (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED LANCE 1205               17  14  1    81       SENTINELS (122)
 SALTON SEAHORSE 5713         17  26  2    79       BEACH BABES (309)
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809             9   1  0    78       WASTELAND II (267)
 RAMSES 1050                  14   9  1    72       SENTINELS (122)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236           11   8  0    71       WASTELAND II (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALBINO 5209                   4   0  0    59       WORDS THAT END IN O (507)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEACH BETTY 5768             12  15  0    51       BEACH BABES (309)
 SANDY SHORE 5769             12  14  0    50       BEACH BABES (309)
 OZYMANDIUS 2521               5   4  1    50       SENTINELS (122)
-BALOR 5759                    3   1  0    39       DEMONS & DEVILS (543)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARRIO 5207                   2   3  2    33       WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
 FATALITY 5820                 2   0  0    31       BRUTAL LEGION (549)
 RADIO 5811                    3   1  0    26       WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
-MARLITH 5758                  3   2  0    25       DEMONS & DEVILS (543)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YANKEE ROSE 2057              4   3  2    23       SENTINELS (122)
 SOLO 5210                     3   1  0    23       WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
-GLENUGON 5761                 1   1  0    20       DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
 CHAOS 5823                    1   1  0    19       BRUTAL LEGION (549)
 FLAIL 5825                    1   0  1    17       BRUTAL LEGION (549)
 COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814         2   1  0    12       WASTELAND II (267)
 BURRITO 5208                  2   2  0     8       WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
 WOMBAT 5822                   1   1  0     8       BRUTAL LEGION (549)
 DESTROYER 5821                0   2  0     8       BRUTAL LEGION (549)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 663  0  1 0   1                   FLAIL 5825            556 NONE    
DA1 5830               0  1 0 WASTELAND II 267      SPYMASTER 680         556 NONE    
MASTER ROSHI 5806      3  8 0 WASTELAND II 267      BARRIO 5207           553 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

TMM -- Will it be Vegas, Baby! or Cover Your Mouth this turn? -- Barrio

Sandy Shore -- Just because I lack pigment does not mean I lack anything else.  Meet
me at the Tiki bar we can discuss it.  I have plenty of time to kill; I'm taking a
break from this gladiator stuff for a while. -- Albino

Vegas, Baby! -- A one-armed bandit, I see.  But, like, why are there all those silver
coins on the ground around your feet?  They just poured out of your mouth when I hit
you a couple of times!  Cool. -- Laguna Lil

Albino -- You better WATCH OUT, or you'll get SUCH a sunburn! -- Sandy Shore
P.S.  And I'll...well, okay, I won't laugh.  I mean, a sunburn is no joke.  But it'll
serve you right anyway.

Total Disaster 1.0 -- So why don't we have some disaster clean-up crews in here? --
Salton Seahorse

Ramses -- Where the heck did you come from? -- Beach Betty

Nomad -- Gosh, glory on OUR sands!  We would never have guessed.  The Beach Babes
will be glad to help you look.  Drop by our cabana for, you know, planning. -- Laguna
Lil, spokes-babe

Total Disaster -- You've fought the Babes enough, now I'd like my shot at that
throne. -- Marshal

What's with the Church Ladies?  I don't think I've ever seen a team start with four
DA fights.  An interesting managerial strategy. -- Nomad, Sentinels

Betty -- Ah...a Babe on the sands.  Beach or arena, it is a good thing.  Shall we try
that again sometime? -- Ramses

Solo -- It feels good to get back in the game. -- Ozzy

Balor -- For that I waited 14 years!?  Maybe I should stick to hanging out at the
beach with the other Babes. -- Yankee Rose

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 devastated BARRIO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title duel.
RED LANCE demolished SALTON SEAHORSE in a 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
SOLO bested COVER YOUR MOUTH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURRITO was overpowered by FATALITY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
RADIO vanquished WOMBAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LAGUNA LIL was savagely defeated by MARSHAL in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
RAMSES handily defeated BEACH BETTY in a 2 minute uneven melee.
SANDY SHORE lost to OZYMANDIUS in a 1 minute duel.
YANKEE ROSE overpowered DESTROYER in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
CHAOS narrowly defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 5 minute beginner's match.
FLAIL killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -   8 -  2      68  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  16 -  2      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  18 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 556 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778    14   5  0  113 WASTELAND II (267)
WALL OF STEEL    MARSHAL 1933               15   6  1  102 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAMSES 1050                14   9  1   72 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LAGUNA LIL 5681.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 5778.  The ten other most popular fighters were FATALITY 5820, 
MARSHAL 1933, RADIO 5811, LAGUNA LIL 5681, YANKEE ROSE 2057, FLAIL 5825, RED LANCE 
1205, SOLO 5210, RAMSES 1050, and OZYMANDIUS 2521.

The least popular fighter this week was DESTROYER 5821.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SANDY SHORE 5769, BEACH BETTY 5768, WOMBAT 5822, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, 
BARRIO 5207, DA1 5830, BURRITO 5208, COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814, CHAOS 5823, and 
OZYMANDIUS 2521.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) BEACH BABES (309)