DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/30/2007 Duedate: 02/12/2007
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-568
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BEACH BETTY
BEACH BABES (309)
(7-5768) [19-20-0,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BARRIO LORRIE
WORDS THAT END IN O (507) CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-5207) [8-7-3,117] (7-5826) [2-0-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SALTON SEAHORSE BIG BAD DADDY
BEACH BABES (309) WESTNMAFIA (551)
(7-5713) [22-33-2,101] (7-5846) [3-1-0,17]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WORDS THAT END IN O (507) 44
2. BEACH BABES (309) 25 SENTINELS (122)
3. SENTINELS (122) 22 Unchartered Team
4. BRUTAL LEGION (549) 20
5. ERRATA (511) 15 WESTNMAFIA (551)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WESTNMAFIA (551) 13 7 1 65.0 1/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 10 5 0
2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 156 102 11 60.5 2/ 1*WESTNMAFIA (551) 9 6 1
3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 873 620 30 58.5 3/ 6 WORDS THAT END IN (507) 5 2 1
4/ 4 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 27 20 1 57.4 4/ 4 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 5 4 0
5/ 5 WORDS THAT END IN (507) 37 31 4 54.4 5/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 4 11 0
6/ 6 ERRATA (511) 34 37 1 47.9 6/ 8 ERRATA (511) 2 0 1
7/ 7*CHURCH LADIES (548) 10 14 1 41.7 7/ 7 WASTELAND II (267) 2 0 0
8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) 605 912 19 39.9 8/ 5*CHURCH LADIES (548) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Duelmaster...I like the sound of that. Of course, this makes two titles in a
row that the Sentinels have claimed because the previous holder of the title did not
bother to fight! Sigh...yah know, some of us care about these distinctions! Otis
had warned that he might have to take some time off, (Hurry back! There are some
'O's to take care of still!) but I had honestly hoped that getting the throne might
keep him here. Guess not.
So who to challenge? Vegas? No. He doesn't care about the throne and thus
doesn't deserve it. Plus, he isn't likely to fight. Barrio? Could. I challenged
him last turn when he held this seat. But I'm 1-1 here. Tough fight. Maybe.
Albino? 1-0 vs. the white one. Could be, but I doubt he'll fight. Salty the highly
skilled? Maybe. 0-1, but I'd like to try again. Betty? Also 0-1, but I've taken
out Sandy a couple times, so maybe the counterpart?
I decided to try out Betty. She's been on the throne before and seemed to want
it. That's a plus right there. Plus I'd like the chance to revenge that earlier
loss without having to face someone with quite so many FE as Salty. So Betty, here's
your chance. The challenge comes your way. Just don't go blamin' some dark plot
Salty's come up with for a loss. I want to beat you fair and square.
And one way or another, we'll keep a lady on the throne--as it should be!
Yankee Rose
Duelmaster of Bonsur
(Duelmaster being a non-gender-specific title.)
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of BONSUR! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes,
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. Former top team WESTNMAFIA was unseated
this week as SENTINELS moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 3-2-0
record for the round. Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!
Witness how this week WORDS THAT END IN O went 3-1-1 to move up 3 in the rankings.
CRACK caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and was awarded 20 points in recognition. In one of the week's
more notable duels, GALVESTON GAL put down ENIGMA, causing him to lose 7 points of
recognition in the process. Most watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was
on BEACH BETTY as she bore arms against the challenge of reigning Duelmaster YANKEE
ROSE. This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper. All hail BEACH BETTY,
Duelmaster of BONSUR! No confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team has
gained their position using magical aids. Charmed weapons perhaps?
Many and various are the arts of battle. In BONSUR "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language! My inside sources tell me that the team to beat
in BONSUR these days is WASTELAND II. At least, most blades in town are looking to
avoid them. If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find
any of SENTINELS last week. Busy avoiding WASTELAND II?
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? My sources at CHURCH LADIES stable claim they've never seen the
guild bitterer. This as a result of the untimely demise of PAM. Beware SILICONE!
Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing is sure, better a
dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till next we
meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by
the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEACH BETTY 5768 19 20 0 106 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARRIO 5207 8 7 3 117 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809 12 1 0 109 WASTELAND II (267)
SALTON SEAHORSE 5713 22 33 2 101 BEACH BABES (309)
-ALBINO 5209 11 2 0 98 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YANKEE ROSE 2057 12 7 2 92 SENTINELS (122)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OZYMANDIUS 2521 11 10 1 79 SENTINELS (122)
SANDY SHORE 5769 18 20 0 74 BEACH BABES (309)
-MICRO MIRACLE 5236 11 8 0 71 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SILICONE 5701 6 5 1 66 ERRATA (511)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FATALITY 5820 8 2 0 52 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
HUNTSMAN 5837 5 2 0 52 SENTINELS (122)
COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 5 2 0 49 WASTELAND II (267)
-FLAIL 5825 5 2 1 40 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
-CHAOS 5823 6 4 0 39 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
-ROGUE 5263 5 12 0 37 ERRATA (511)
SOLO 5210 6 7 0 36 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GALVESTON GAL 5834 5 6 1 29 BEACH BABES (309)
ERASMUS 5843 3 4 0 29 SENTINELS (122)
-WALLET 5260 4 4 0 25 ERRATA (511)
LORRIE 5826 2 0 0 25 CHURCH LADIES (548)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PENSACOLITA 5831 5 7 0 22 BEACH BABES (309)
ARTIS 5816 2 2 1 21 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CRACK 5857 1 0 0 20 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
BRAGGADOCIO 5854 1 0 1 19 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
-COUNT SMACKULA 5835 3 1 1 17 WASTELAND II (267)
BIG BAD DADDY 5846 3 1 0 17 WESTNMAFIA (551)
DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 3 1 0 17 WESTNMAFIA (551)
ENIGMA 5848 3 1 0 16 WESTNMAFIA (551)
GRENDEL 5849 2 2 0 12 WESTNMAFIA (551)
DOROTHY 5836 0 2 0 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)
JULIUS BONSURIUS 5852 0 3 0 3 SENTINELS (122)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PAM 5827 5 1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 SILICONE 5701 568
ONE COATED TABLE 5832 3 5 0 WASTELAND II 267 GALVESTON GAL 5834 565
PRETTY BOY FLOYD 5847 2 2 1 WESTNMAFIA 551 BRAGGADOCIO 5854 568
DARKARENO 5855 0 1 0 WORDS THAT END IN 507 BANDIT PRINCE 683 568 NONE
BURRITO 5208 4 8 0 WORDS THAT END IN 507 ARTIS 5816 565
PERSONAL ADS
Chaos -- Fourth time is also the charm. Shall we go for best of 5? -- Ozy
Grendel -- A winning streak! Perhaps I have found my feet! -- Erasmus
Sandy -- Honestly, I've never paid much attention to clothes. Even in the arena I
always preferred the 'chooses to fight wearing only a loin-cloth' line. The guys
never seemed to see the mace coming.... -- Yankee Rose
It's the old Venomous Gigolo, gods, how that man annoys me. He seems to feel that
just because he's an elf, and a practiced seducer, he can get AWAY with putting his
hands anywhere he wants. Well, I cut 'em off at the elbow, which is going to
seriously limit where he puts them for a while! He can keep 'em in a drawer or
something. -- Salton Seahorse
Yankee Rose -- (sigh) Definite inauguration of a losing record, if I didn't happen
to have one before--I don't tend to remember stuff like that, you know. It's
depressing. I wouldn't have MINDED learning more than one skill, and I suppose YOU
wouldn't have minded learning more than one skill, either. Oh, well, maybe another
time. -- Sandy Shore
You SEE? There isn't anything wrong with me, I beat the Veteran Mercenary fair and
square. I'm just FINE. -- Beach Betty
Betty -- You think that proves anything? You KNOW you always go out to drink with
Rondo the Vet after the fights, whether he fights or not. You think he wouldn't slip
a win your way? Ha! -- Salton Seahorse
Salton -- Rondo's an honorable man! He would always fight fairly and win if he
could. I'm just BETTER than him in the arena, is all. -- Betty
Cover Your Mouth -- Well, darn it, you're a golem. You don't even HAVE a mouth.
It's all some kind of TRICK, isn't it? -- Pensacolita
P.S. And my mouth is NOT "the biggest one in the arena." Anyone can see that, even
YOU can see it, right?
Flail -- Wow, brutal isn't even IN it with you! It's the "short guys are nastier"
syndrome, right? I guessed as much, because of you being short. Uh, vertically
challenged. Well, you can just GO AHEAD being nasty and pushy, but *I* will have
more fun. -- Galveston Gal
Erasmus -- Good luck. If you need help tying your shoelaces, let me know or just
come tripping and stumbling by the cabana. -- Galveston Gal
Huntsman -- What, up and down the vin rows? (grin) Lots of fun, so long as you
don't trip over one of the chickens. I do wish the Babe Next Door would take her
stupid chickens HOME. -- Pensacolita
Yankee -- Coulda been. -- Sandy Shore
Yankee Rose -- Listen, coy isn't EASY, you know. I have to practice! -- Salton
Seahorse
24 January 2007
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus. We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena. This would not
impact the top rankings or title match. Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option. We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers. If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know. This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated. What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends....
29 January 2007
HDFA Mission Statement
"Show me the money!"
This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$. We are not a tough guy alliance: No...we offer no
battle without reward. We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow. We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency. No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
1) Win as often as possible
2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate. Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities. It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you. If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
Current members of the HDFA include: CFH and Abraxis. Inquires can be directed
to: CFH/Rat Salad DM 47
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARKARENO was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
YANKEE ROSE was viciously subdued by BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
JULIUS BONSURIUS was defeated by GRENDEL in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
SALTON SEAHORSE was defeated by BARRIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fight.
SANDY SHORE was devastated by OZYMANDIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PAM was butchered by SILICONE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
COVER YOUR MOUTH vanquished ARTIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HUNTSMAN vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
SOLO overpowered PENSACOLITA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ERASMUS handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LORRIE subdued BIG BAD DADDY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
GALVESTON GAL viciously subdued ENIGMA in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
DOROTHY was beaten by DOPE BOY FRESH in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
PRETTY BOY FLOYD was slain by BRAGGADOCIO in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
CRACK vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 3 - 1 79 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 11 - 1 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 16 - 4 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 21 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 568 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BARRIO 5207 8 7 3 117 WORDS THAT END IN O (507)
STRIKING ATTACK YANKEE ROSE 2057 12 7 2 92 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 5837 5 2 0 52 SENTINELS (122)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SALTON SEAHORSE 5713. The most popular warrior this
turn was BIG BAD DADDY 5846. The ten other most popular fighters were DARKARENO
5855, BRAGGADOCIO 5854, BEACH BETTY 5768, BARRIO 5207, OZYMANDIUS 2521, GALVESTON GAL
5834, PRETTY BOY FLOYD 5847, GRENDEL 5849, HUNTSMAN 5837, and JULIUS BONSURIUS 5852.
The least popular fighter this week was LORRIE 5826. The other ten least popular
fighters were ENIGMA 5848, PENSACOLITA 5831, ARTIS 5816, PAM 5827, SANDY SHORE 5769,
DOROTHY 5836, SALTON SEAHORSE 5713, YANKEE ROSE 2057, CRACK 5857, and DOPE BOY FRESH
5845.