DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2007    Duedate: 06/04/2007

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-576

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUNTSMAN
SENTINELS (122)
(7-5837) [13-2-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUNTSMAN                       GORBAG
SENTINELS (122)                CIRITH UNGOL (536)
(7-5837) [13-2-0,127]          (7-5709) [3-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEACH BETTY                    OBROJOBO
BEACH BABES (309)              SENTINELS (122)
(7-5768) [20-27-0,87]          (7-5869) [1-0-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AMEN! (270)                 31
2. SENTINELS (122)             30      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)         16      Unchartered Team
4. CIRITH UNGOL (536)           3
5. WASTELAND II (267)           0      CIRITH UNGOL (536)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CIRITH UNGOL (536)         3   0  0  100   1/ 2 SENTINELS (122)           7  6 0
 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          177 118 11 60.0   2/ 3 AMEN! (270)               6  0 1
 3- 3 WASTELAND II (267)       881 622 30 58.6   3- 1 WASTELAND II (267)        5  1 0
 4- 6 BRUTAL LEGION (549)       28  23  1 54.9   4/ 6 CHURCH LADIES (548)       4  3 0
 5- 7 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  80  67  3 54.4   5/ 8*CIRITH UNGOL (536)        2  0 0
 6- 8*WESTNMAFIA (551)          20  19  1 51.3   6/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         2 13 0
 7/ 9 AMEN! (270)               23  25  3 47.9   7- 7 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  1  0 0
 8/10 CHURCH LADIES (548)       17  21  1 44.7   8-10 BRUTAL LEGION (549)       1  3 0
 9/11 BEACH BABES (309)        619 937 19 39.8   9-11*WESTNMAFIA (551)          0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I fought Sandy Shore to get to the top and Sandy Shore to stay at the top.  I can't
say I would object to continued match-ups as they have been favorable so far, but she
might be getting tired of the repetition.  With that in mind, I have decided to offer
up a challenge to Cover Your Mouth.  I'm not sure of the wisdom of challenging a
striker, but I have defeated the oddly-named-one before.  I am, in fact, more
concerned with giving a team that doesn't seem to value the throne a shot at it.  If
he does manage to win, will he uncover his mouth long enough to dictate a column?
Regardless, with variety as my objective, he gets my challenge.
     We appear to have some more tourney timers showing up recently as more than 10
teams are now listed in the newsletter!  I'd prefer it if they fought larger squads,
but it is still nice to see them in the arena, even if they are servants of the Dark
Power and foreigners.  Welcome to all!

Huntsman, Duelmaster of Bonsur

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BONSUR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, WASTELAND II had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SENTINELS!  Way to go 
SENTINELS!  The guys at CIRITH UNGOL like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this 
turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for SLAMMER?  AMEN!'s proud of him after beating 
BEACH BETTY and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ERASMUS got 
smashed by MOSES, and lost 5 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
HUNTSMAN stopped SANDY SHORE dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all 
their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  WASTELAND II was the most avoided team.  Is a 881-622-30 record 
really that scary?  I don't know what SENTINELS' been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from WASTELAND II, that's fer sher.  Like, is ERASMUS 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of BONSUR!  He's got a 8-7-0, is 
that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUNTSMAN 5837                13   2  0   127       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809            12   1  0   109       WASTELAND II (267)
-COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814        10   3  0   100       WASTELAND II (267)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEACH BETTY 5768             20  27  0    87       BEACH BABES (309)
 SANDY SHORE 5769             20  26  0    86       BEACH BABES (309)
 SLAMMER 2726                  7   7  2    83       AMEN! (270)
 MOSES 2727                   11   3  0    73       AMEN! (270)
-SOLSKJAER 5477                8   3  1    69       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BARTEZ 4732                  11  13  0    66       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-PIRES 5665                    8   0  0    66       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-HENRI 5062                    8   4  0    66       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-FATALITY 5820                 9   2  0    59       BRUTAL LEGION (549)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERASMUS 5843                  8   7  0    50       SENTINELS (122)
 ARTIS 5816                    5   4  1    44       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-CHAOS 5823                    6   5  0    43       BRUTAL LEGION (549)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG BAD DADDY 5846            6   3  0    39       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 PENSACOLITA 5831              9  11  0    38       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COUNT SMACKULA 5835           4   2  1    33       WASTELAND II (267)
 GORBAG 5709                   3   0  0    33       CIRITH UNGOL (536)
-BABY JESUS 5853               2   0  0    33       WASTELAND II (267)
-DOPE BOY FRESH 5845           6   3  0    27       WESTNMAFIA (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRENDEL 5849                  3   6  0    19       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 OGRESMASHER 5867              1   1  0    19       SENTINELS (122)
 DEBBIE 5844                   2   0  0    18       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-VAN NISTELROY 5812            1   0  0    13       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 LONG BEACH LILA 5862          3   2  0    11       BEACH BABES (309)
 NEANDERTHAL 5865              0   4  0     9       SENTINELS (122)
-JAMES TIPPY-TOES 5860         0   3  0     9       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 OBROJOBO 5869                 1   0  0     8       SENTINELS (122)
-CRACK 5857                    1   1  0     8       BRUTAL LEGION (549)
 N'ORLEANS NORA 5873           0   1  0     1       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GALVESTON GAL 5834     7 11 1 BEACH BABES 309       SLAMMER 2726          575         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Neanderthal -- Nope, he's not a prize warrior.  I named him after something Will
Ferrell said in "Talladega Nights". -- TMM

Slammer -- Most unholy behavior, my child! -- Moses

Beach Babes -- I...I don't know what came over me.  I guess there's no chance we can
just put this behind us? -- Slammer

Chaos -- I have a higher power on my side.  What's your excuse for being so tough?!
-- Moses

Sandy -- Did I use a cleaving motion this last time?  As for experience, at least
each time we match-up the proportional difference decreases.  Does that help at all?
You are a good teacher. -- Huntsman

Count Smackula -- Well, now that was a fun little fight.  A nice little victory
considering I know there is a lot more FE there than meet the eye! -- Erasmus

Van Nistelroy -- An imported what?  Foreigners, sometimes they can be such a
nuisance. -- Ogresmasher

Galveston is gone?!  And right after I had impressed her!  It is always sad to see a
good gladiator go, condolences to the Babes. -- Erasmus and team

Cover Your Mouth -- Pay attention!  Cover YOUR mouth.  Not mine, you darned golem! --
Beach Betty

Baby Jesus -- With a BEARD?  Talk about major off-putting! -- Long Beach Lila

Huntsman -- Looking good, guy. -- Sandy Shore

Slammer -- Cheese, that was NOT fun. -- Ghost of Galveston Gal

Fatality -- Like to live dangerously, don't you?  As long as you're the one who gets
the fatal result, I don't care. -- Pensacolita
P.S.  In that rig, you look like an andabate.

We look upon the unfinished works of Ozymandias and despair.  May he return from the
darkness to complete them. -- the Beach Babes, in mourning

Erasmus -- I wish we could! -- Ghost of Galveston Gal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARTIS devastated PENSACOLITA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HUNTSMAN vanquished SANDY SHORE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
BEACH BETTY was overpowered by SLAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOSES devastated ERASMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GORBAG savagely defeated NEANDERTHAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
DEBBIE outlasted ANDORIAN NOBLE in a tiresome 8 minute struggle.
LONG BEACH LILA was devastated by OGRESMASHER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OBROJOBO viciously subdued N'ORLEANS NORA in a 2 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  1      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  21 -  2      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  10 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  29 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 576 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 5837              13   2  0  127 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-LUNGE      MOSES 2727                 11   3  0   73 AMEN! (270)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARTIS 5816                  5   4  1   44 CHURCH LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEACH BETTY 5768.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OBROJOBO 5869.  The ten other most popular fighters were GORBAG 5709, 
HUNTSMAN 5837, ARTIS 5816, SLAMMER 2726, MOSES 2727, OGRESMASHER 5867, SANDY SHORE 
5769, NEANDERTHAL 5865, PENSACOLITA 5831, and BEACH BETTY 5768.

The least popular fighter this week was DEBBIE 5844.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, LONG BEACH LILA 5862, ERASMUS 5843, BEACH BETTY 
5768, PENSACOLITA 5831, NEANDERTHAL 5865, SANDY SHORE 5769, OGRESMASHER 5867, MOSES 
2727, and SLAMMER 2726.