DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/17/2007 Duedate: 07/30/2007 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-580 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SLAMMER AMEN! (270) (7-2726) [10-8-2,113] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SLAMMER GORBAG AMEN! (270) CIRITH UNGOL (536) (7-2726) [10-8-2,113] (7-5709) [6-0-1,90] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SANDY SHORE BLUE CUBE GUY BEACH BABES (309) WASTELAND II (267) (7-5769) [20-30-0,90] (7-5879) [1-1-0,20] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SENTINELS (122) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. AMEN! (270) 29 2. BEACH BABES (309) 24 SENTINELS (122) 3. CIRITH UNGOL (536) 24 Unchartered Team 4. WASTELAND II (267) 13 5. ERRATA (511) 10 CIRITH UNGOL (536) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*CIRITH UNGOL (536) 6 0 1 100 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 10 5 2 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 189 125 13 60.2 2/ 4 AMEN! (270) 6 0 0 3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 886 624 30 58.7 3/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) 5 9 0 4- 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 86 70 3 55.1 4- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 3 1 1 5- 5 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 31 27 1 53.4 5- 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 3 2 0 6/ 6 AMEN! (270) 29 27 3 51.8 6- 7 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 3 4 0 7- 7 CHURCH LADIES (548) 22 24 2 47.8 7/ 9*CIRITH UNGOL (536) 2 0 1 8/ 8 ERRATA (511) 36 40 1 47.4 8/10 ERRATA (511) 2 1 0 9/ 9 WESTNMAFIA (551) 24 32 1 42.9 9/ 6 WASTELAND II (267) 2 2 0 10/10 BEACH BABES (309) 625 950 19 39.7 10/ 5 WESTNMAFIA (551) 1 11 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of BONSUR. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe WESTNMAFIA. Last week they got 0-3-0 to drop by 5! What's a move up by 5 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to BEACH BABES. Can you believe it? SOLSKJAER apparently has better things to do as BONSUR's Duelmaster than show up and fight! In BONSUR, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, SLAMMER. So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me. My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in BONSUR avoid IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, SENTINELS scurried away from IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS. Oh, the shame! Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and SANDY SHORE is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't BEACH BABES proud! GORBAG challenged HUNTSMAN! Who says CIRITH UNGOL are just a bunch of wimps! GORBAG of CIRITH UNGOL kept his wits as he overcame HUNTSMAN. The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in BONSUR would I avoid! All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for BONSUR? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SLAMMER 2726 10 8 2 113 AMEN! (270) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SOLSKJAER 5477 10 3 1 113 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) -VEGAS, BABY! 5809 12 1 0 109 WASTELAND II (267) MOSES 2727 14 4 0 99 AMEN! (270) -FATALITY 5820 11 2 0 94 BRUTAL LEGION (549) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SANDY SHORE 5769 20 30 0 90 BEACH BABES (309) GORBAG 5709 6 0 1 90 CIRITH UNGOL (536) COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 10 4 0 89 WASTELAND II (267) -HENRI 5062 9 5 0 71 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) HUNTSMAN 5837 15 4 0 68 SENTINELS (122) -PIRES 5665 9 1 0 68 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BARTEZ 4732 12 14 0 65 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) ERASMUS 5843 11 8 0 61 SENTINELS (122) SILICONE 5701 8 8 1 58 ERRATA (511) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BABY JESUS 5853 4 0 0 51 WASTELAND II (267) COUNT SMACKULA 5835 6 2 1 50 WASTELAND II (267) -CHAOS 5823 7 6 0 48 BRUTAL LEGION (549) -ARTIS 5816 6 5 1 48 CHURCH LADIES (548) PENSACOLITA 5831 9 15 0 42 BEACH BABES (309) -ROGUE 5263 5 12 0 37 ERRATA (511) DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 7 6 0 34 WESTNMAFIA (551) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OBROJOBO 5869 4 1 1 28 SENTINELS (122) NEANDERTHAL 5865 2 5 0 28 SENTINELS (122) -WALLET 5260 4 4 0 25 ERRATA (511) LONG BEACH LILA 5862 4 5 0 24 BEACH BABES (309) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 3 2 0 23 BEACH BABES (309) -MARGO 5872 2 0 1 23 CHURCH LADIES (548) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -VAN NISTELROY 5812 2 0 0 23 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) -DEBBIE 5844 3 1 0 22 CHURCH LADIES (548) BLUE CUBE GUY 5879 1 1 0 20 WASTELAND II (267) JAMES TIPPY-TOES 5860 1 6 0 15 WESTNMAFIA (551) OGRESMASHER 5867 3 3 1 14 SENTINELS (122) GALVESTON GILLY 5891 1 0 0 8 BEACH BABES (309) -SUE 5870 1 1 0 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 0 1 0 1 WESTNMAFIA (551) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CRACK 5857 1 2 0 BRUTAL LEGION 549 MARGO 5872 578 BIG BAD DADDY 5846 7 4 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 GORBAG 5709 578 GRENDEL 5849 4 8 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 OBROJOBO 5869 579 PAUL THE PUNISHE 5866 0 3 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 OGRESMASHER 5867 579 PERSONAL ADS Sandy -- Mind your tongue, my child! Oh...and apologies about your sword. -- Moses Sandy and Huntsman -- Slammer's just a bit misunderstood. He was once an ordained minister, but he scared away much of the parish with his "unorthodox" sermons. Let's just say we feel his new career path is more suitable for him. -- Ancient One Amen! -- Rev. Slammer Moses -- The crowd approved, did they? Or is a crowd an it? Whatever, I will see them in an assortment of alleys over the next couple of weeks. The IDEA of them approving of you doing that kind of number on me! Just a bunch of bloodlusters, that's what they are. -- Sandy Shore Van Nistelroy -- If you hadn't tickled me in that first second when we grappled...! It totally undoes me. -- Long Beach Lila, undone all over the place Pires -- Listen! I told you to WORK on this Short Guy Attitude, didn't I? So why aren't you DOING it? -- Pensacolita P.S. Although the skills are good. I can always use skills. Aagh! The Condemned Pirate again! They should let me kill him. He's no earthly, or maybe I should say lakely? good to anyone. -- N'Orleans Nora Solskjaer -- Well, I guess that is what happens when I stop fighting the Babes. Nice fights--it isn't everyday when you can make someone lose 60 points in the standings. -- Huntsman Westnmafia -- Ouch. That has got to hurt. I don't think I have ever gone 4-0-2 against one team on a single turn before. Only one of them was a challenge! The Sentinels had been back in Bonsur for 20+ turns without a single kill, something we were actually fairly proud of. Then in one turn--two kills! They were not intentional, but Obrojobo and Ogresmasher await your bloodfeud should Dope Boy or someone else wish to try it. -- Nomad and the Sentinels Tippy-Toes -- Thanks for the win! I needed that one badly! -- Neanderthal 9 July 2007 I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately. If there are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good. So if you send me a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I have not gotten it (yet). If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com. If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos. We are working on this problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta P.S. If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MOSES devastated SANDY SHORE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. GORBAG vanquished HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. SLAMMER demolished COVER YOUR MOUTH in a 1 minute uneven Title fight. COUNT SMACKULA devastated OBROJOBO in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest. ERASMUS demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition. SILICONE vanquished DOPE BOY FRESH in a 1 minute mismatched fight. BABY JESUS overpowered PENSACOLITA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. LONG BEACH LILA overpowered JAMES TIPPY-TOES in a 1 minute uneven melee. NEANDERTHAL won victory over BLUE CUBE GUY in a action packed 5 minute gory duel. OGRESMASHER lost to N'ORLEANS NORA in a popular 4 minute gory duel. BIG BAD DADDY JR was beaten by GALVESTON GILLY in a popular 2 minute novice's melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 1 65 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 12 - 0 63 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 2 62 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 12 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 2 57 | |AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 8 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 11 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 27 - 0 23 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 6 - 0 14 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 580 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK SLAMMER 2726 10 8 2 113 AMEN! (270) PARRY-LUNGE MOSES 2727 14 4 0 99 AMEN! (270) STRIKING ATTACK GORBAG 5709 6 0 1 90 CIRITH UNGOL (536) SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 5837 15 4 0 68 SENTINELS (122) LUNGING ATTACK BABY JESUS 5853 4 0 0 51 WASTELAND II (267) TOTAL PARRY COUNT SMACKULA 5835 6 2 1 50 WASTELAND II (267) AIMED BLOW DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 7 6 0 34 WESTNMAFIA (551) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SANDY SHORE 5769. The most popular warrior this turn was BLUE CUBE GUY 5879. The ten other most popular fighters were OGRESMASHER 5867, GALVESTON GILLY 5891, MOSES 2727, COUNT SMACKULA 5835, SILICONE 5701, SLAMMER 2726, OBROJOBO 5869, ERASMUS 5843, BABY JESUS 5853, and LONG BEACH LILA 5862. The least popular fighter this week was BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882. The other ten least popular fighters were PENSACOLITA 5831, DOPE BOY FRESH 5845, HUNTSMAN 5837, NEANDERTHAL 5865, JAMES TIPPY-TOES 5860, COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814, GORBAG 5709, SANDY SHORE 5769, N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, and LONG BEACH LILA 5862.