DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/17/2007 Duedate: 07/30/2007
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-580
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SLAMMER
AMEN! (270)
(7-2726) [10-8-2,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SLAMMER GORBAG
AMEN! (270) CIRITH UNGOL (536)
(7-2726) [10-8-2,113] (7-5709) [6-0-1,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SANDY SHORE BLUE CUBE GUY
BEACH BABES (309) WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5769) [20-30-0,90] (7-5879) [1-1-0,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AMEN! (270) 29
2. BEACH BABES (309) 24 SENTINELS (122)
3. CIRITH UNGOL (536) 24 Unchartered Team
4. WASTELAND II (267) 13
5. ERRATA (511) 10 CIRITH UNGOL (536)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CIRITH UNGOL (536) 6 0 1 100 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 10 5 2
2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 189 125 13 60.2 2/ 4 AMEN! (270) 6 0 0
3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 886 624 30 58.7 3/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) 5 9 0
4- 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 86 70 3 55.1 4- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 3 1 1
5- 5 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 31 27 1 53.4 5- 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 3 2 0
6/ 6 AMEN! (270) 29 27 3 51.8 6- 7 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 3 4 0
7- 7 CHURCH LADIES (548) 22 24 2 47.8 7/ 9*CIRITH UNGOL (536) 2 0 1
8/ 8 ERRATA (511) 36 40 1 47.4 8/10 ERRATA (511) 2 1 0
9/ 9 WESTNMAFIA (551) 24 32 1 42.9 9/ 6 WASTELAND II (267) 2 2 0
10/10 BEACH BABES (309) 625 950 19 39.7 10/ 5 WESTNMAFIA (551) 1 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of BONSUR. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. He who laughs last
didn't get the joke. Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe WESTNMAFIA. Last week
they got 0-3-0 to drop by 5! What's a move up by 5 you ask? (alright, maybe you
didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to BEACH BABES. Can you believe it?
SOLSKJAER apparently has better things to do as BONSUR's Duelmaster than show up and
fight! In BONSUR, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new
Duelmaster, SLAMMER. So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week
and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in BONSUR avoid IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS. Like a pup
with its tail between its legs, SENTINELS scurried away from IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS.
Oh, the shame! Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and SANDY SHORE is it right
now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't BEACH BABES proud! GORBAG challenged HUNTSMAN!
Who says CIRITH UNGOL are just a bunch of wimps! GORBAG of CIRITH UNGOL kept his
wits as he overcame HUNTSMAN.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Questions are being
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in
BONSUR would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for BONSUR? On that
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAMMER 2726 10 8 2 113 AMEN! (270)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOLSKJAER 5477 10 3 1 113 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809 12 1 0 109 WASTELAND II (267)
MOSES 2727 14 4 0 99 AMEN! (270)
-FATALITY 5820 11 2 0 94 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANDY SHORE 5769 20 30 0 90 BEACH BABES (309)
GORBAG 5709 6 0 1 90 CIRITH UNGOL (536)
COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 10 4 0 89 WASTELAND II (267)
-HENRI 5062 9 5 0 71 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
HUNTSMAN 5837 15 4 0 68 SENTINELS (122)
-PIRES 5665 9 1 0 68 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BARTEZ 4732 12 14 0 65 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
ERASMUS 5843 11 8 0 61 SENTINELS (122)
SILICONE 5701 8 8 1 58 ERRATA (511)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BABY JESUS 5853 4 0 0 51 WASTELAND II (267)
COUNT SMACKULA 5835 6 2 1 50 WASTELAND II (267)
-CHAOS 5823 7 6 0 48 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
-ARTIS 5816 6 5 1 48 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PENSACOLITA 5831 9 15 0 42 BEACH BABES (309)
-ROGUE 5263 5 12 0 37 ERRATA (511)
DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 7 6 0 34 WESTNMAFIA (551)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OBROJOBO 5869 4 1 1 28 SENTINELS (122)
NEANDERTHAL 5865 2 5 0 28 SENTINELS (122)
-WALLET 5260 4 4 0 25 ERRATA (511)
LONG BEACH LILA 5862 4 5 0 24 BEACH BABES (309)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 3 2 0 23 BEACH BABES (309)
-MARGO 5872 2 0 1 23 CHURCH LADIES (548)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VAN NISTELROY 5812 2 0 0 23 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-DEBBIE 5844 3 1 0 22 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BLUE CUBE GUY 5879 1 1 0 20 WASTELAND II (267)
JAMES TIPPY-TOES 5860 1 6 0 15 WESTNMAFIA (551)
OGRESMASHER 5867 3 3 1 14 SENTINELS (122)
GALVESTON GILLY 5891 1 0 0 8 BEACH BABES (309)
-SUE 5870 1 1 0 5 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 0 1 0 1 WESTNMAFIA (551)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRACK 5857 1 2 0 BRUTAL LEGION 549 MARGO 5872 578
BIG BAD DADDY 5846 7 4 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 GORBAG 5709 578
GRENDEL 5849 4 8 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 OBROJOBO 5869 579
PAUL THE PUNISHE 5866 0 3 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 OGRESMASHER 5867 579
PERSONAL ADS
Sandy -- Mind your tongue, my child! Oh...and apologies about your sword. -- Moses
Sandy and Huntsman -- Slammer's just a bit misunderstood. He was once an ordained
minister, but he scared away much of the parish with his "unorthodox" sermons. Let's
just say we feel his new career path is more suitable for him. -- Ancient One
Amen! -- Rev. Slammer
Moses -- The crowd approved, did they? Or is a crowd an it? Whatever, I will see
them in an assortment of alleys over the next couple of weeks. The IDEA of them
approving of you doing that kind of number on me! Just a bunch of bloodlusters,
that's what they are. -- Sandy Shore
Van Nistelroy -- If you hadn't tickled me in that first second when we grappled...!
It totally undoes me. -- Long Beach Lila, undone all over the place
Pires -- Listen! I told you to WORK on this Short Guy Attitude, didn't I? So why
aren't you DOING it? -- Pensacolita
P.S. Although the skills are good. I can always use skills.
Aagh! The Condemned Pirate again! They should let me kill him. He's no earthly, or
maybe I should say lakely? good to anyone. -- N'Orleans Nora
Solskjaer -- Well, I guess that is what happens when I stop fighting the Babes. Nice
fights--it isn't everyday when you can make someone lose 60 points in the standings.
-- Huntsman
Westnmafia -- Ouch. That has got to hurt. I don't think I have ever gone 4-0-2
against one team on a single turn before. Only one of them was a challenge! The
Sentinels had been back in Bonsur for 20+ turns without a single kill, something we
were actually fairly proud of. Then in one turn--two kills! They were not
intentional, but Obrojobo and Ogresmasher await your bloodfeud should Dope Boy or
someone else wish to try it. -- Nomad and the Sentinels
Tippy-Toes -- Thanks for the win! I needed that one badly! -- Neanderthal
9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately. If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good. So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet). If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos. We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S. If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOSES devastated SANDY SHORE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GORBAG vanquished HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SLAMMER demolished COVER YOUR MOUTH in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
COUNT SMACKULA devastated OBROJOBO in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ERASMUS demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SILICONE vanquished DOPE BOY FRESH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BABY JESUS overpowered PENSACOLITA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LONG BEACH LILA overpowered JAMES TIPPY-TOES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NEANDERTHAL won victory over BLUE CUBE GUY in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
OGRESMASHER lost to N'ORLEANS NORA in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
BIG BAD DADDY JR was beaten by GALVESTON GILLY in a popular 2 minute novice's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 1 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 12 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 2 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 27 - 0 23 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 580 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SLAMMER 2726 10 8 2 113 AMEN! (270)
PARRY-LUNGE MOSES 2727 14 4 0 99 AMEN! (270)
STRIKING ATTACK GORBAG 5709 6 0 1 90 CIRITH UNGOL (536)
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 5837 15 4 0 68 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK BABY JESUS 5853 4 0 0 51 WASTELAND II (267)
TOTAL PARRY COUNT SMACKULA 5835 6 2 1 50 WASTELAND II (267)
AIMED BLOW DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 7 6 0 34 WESTNMAFIA (551)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SANDY SHORE 5769. The most popular warrior this
turn was BLUE CUBE GUY 5879. The ten other most popular fighters were OGRESMASHER
5867, GALVESTON GILLY 5891, MOSES 2727, COUNT SMACKULA 5835, SILICONE 5701, SLAMMER
2726, OBROJOBO 5869, ERASMUS 5843, BABY JESUS 5853, and LONG BEACH LILA 5862.
The least popular fighter this week was BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882. The other ten least
popular fighters were PENSACOLITA 5831, DOPE BOY FRESH 5845, HUNTSMAN 5837,
NEANDERTHAL 5865, JAMES TIPPY-TOES 5860, COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814, GORBAG 5709, SANDY
SHORE 5769, N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, and LONG BEACH LILA 5862.