DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/14/2007 Duedate: 08/27/2007
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-582
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SOLSKJAER
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
(7-5477) [12-3-1,133]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SOLSKJAER GORBAG
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) CIRITH UNGOL (536)
(7-5477) [12-3-1,133] (7-5709) [7-0-1,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BARTEZ COUNT SMACKULA
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) WASTELAND II (267)
(7-4732) [14-14-0,91] (7-5835) [7-3-1,44]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309) 25
2. WASTELAND II (267) 21 SENTINELS (122)
3. ERRATA (511) 21 Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122) 17
5. CIRITH UNGOL (536) 14 CIRITH UNGOL (536)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CIRITH UNGOL (536) 7 0 1 100 1/ 1 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 7 3 0
2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 193 131 13 59.6 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 6 9 0
3/ 3 WASTELAND II (267) 889 627 30 58.6 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
4/ 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 93 73 3 56.0 4/ 7 WASTELAND II (267) 5 5 0
5- 5 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 34 28 2 54.8 5/ 8 WESTNMAFIA (551) 4 4 0
6/ 6 AMEN! (270) 30 30 3 50.0 6/ 6 ERRATA (511) 3 0 0
7/ 7 ERRATA (511) 38 40 1 48.7 7- 5 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 3 1 1
8- 8 CHURCH LADIES (548) 23 27 2 46.0 8/ 4 AMEN! (270) 3 3 0
9/ 9 WESTNMAFIA (551) 28 33 1 45.9 9/ 9*CIRITH UNGOL (536) 2 0 0
10/10 BEACH BABES (309) 628 957 19 39.6 10-10 CHURCH LADIES (548) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in BONSUR this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there
are sorrows to drown for AMEN!, whose 0-2-0 this turn dropped them by 4 into 8th.
WASTELAND II stable has parlayed this turn's 3-0-0 into a 3 space move up the
rankings. This brings them up to 4th place. Good work, guys! And let's see, LONG
BEACH LILA fought ERASMUS and gained 23 points and contributed to BEACH BABES' 1-4-0.
PIRES has lost to SILICONE, falling 15 points, while helping make IMPORTED
FOOTBALLERS a 3-2-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and
SOLSKJAER remains BONSUR's top warrior for another turn. Tell me, is nothing sacred?
I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their
stew. Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the WASTELAND II stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on BONSUR, what are you afraid of? And
avoiding WASTELAND II more than any other team we find SENTINELS. BONSUR, are we
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take notice that
HUNTSMAN from SENTINELS was BONSUR's most challenged warrior this turn.
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that BONSUR has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in BONSUR and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLSKJAER 5477 12 3 1 133 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809 12 1 0 109 WASTELAND II (267)
GORBAG 5709 7 0 1 104 CIRITH UNGOL (536)
SANDY SHORE 5769 20 32 0 92 BEACH BABES (309)
MOSES 2727 15 5 0 91 AMEN! (270)
BARTEZ 4732 14 14 0 91 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 10 4 0 89 WASTELAND II (267)
SILICONE 5701 10 8 1 87 ERRATA (511)
HENRI 5062 10 6 0 83 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
SLAMMER 2726 10 10 2 79 AMEN! (270)
-FATALITY 5820 11 3 0 74 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIRES 5665 9 3 0 62 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 9 6 0 60 WESTNMAFIA (551)
BABY JESUS 5853 5 1 0 58 WASTELAND II (267)
-ARTIS 5816 7 5 1 57 CHURCH LADIES (548)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHAOS 5823 8 6 0 51 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
LONG BEACH LILA 5862 6 5 0 51 BEACH BABES (309)
PENSACOLITA 5831 9 17 0 44 BEACH BABES (309)
COUNT SMACKULA 5835 7 3 1 44 WASTELAND II (267)
ERASMUS 5843 11 10 0 43 SENTINELS (122)
VAN NISTELROY 5812 4 0 0 39 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-ROGUE 5263 5 12 0 37 ERRATA (511)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OBROJOBO 5869 4 3 1 27 SENTINELS (122)
N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 4 3 0 26 BEACH BABES (309)
-BLUDGEON 5881 1 0 1 26 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WALLET 5260 4 4 0 25 ERRATA (511)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OGRESMASHER 5867 4 4 1 22 SENTINELS (122)
-CRASH 5890 1 0 0 21 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
NEANDERTHAL 5865 3 6 0 19 SENTINELS (122)
-JAMES TIPPY-TOES 5860 1 6 0 15 WESTNMAFIA (551)
BUBBA 5893 1 0 0 13 WESTNMAFIA (551)
BLUE CUBE GUY 5879 2 2 0 10 WASTELAND II (267)
BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 1 2 0 10 WESTNMAFIA (551)
GALVESTON GILLY 5891 1 2 0 5 BEACH BABES (309)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRACK 5857 1 2 0 BRUTAL LEGION 549 MARGO 5872 578 REVENGED
MARGO 5872 2 1 1 CHURCH LADIES 548 BLUDGEON 5881 581
BIG BAD DADDY 5846 7 4 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 GORBAG 5709 578 NOT REVE
GRENDEL 5849 4 8 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 OBROJOBO 5869 579
PAUL THE PUNISHE 5866 0 3 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 OGRESMASHER 5867 579
PERSONAL ADS
Solskjaer -- Yeah, fighting a few Babes helped, but I beat everyone at the top during
my reign until you stopped the string. I defeated more than just Babes. Considering
your team spent most of last turn avoiding my team, and I am the only one within
distance of most of you, I think that says something. But rather than argue about it,
I think I'll just go take up residence on the Isle. -- Huntsman
Fatality -- If I were to argue, I would submit you as partial proof of the above
claim. -- Huntsman
Nora -- Well, at the very least, we have established that you are, indeed, not an
ogre nor in the mood to get smashed. Nicely done. I guess I need to go looking for
some real ogres. -- Ogresmasher
Nistelroy -- You had to go on and ruin a nice little winning streak, didn't you? --
Neanderthal
Chaos -- Can I blame experience levels for this one as well? Ouch. Nice fight. --
Obrojobo
Pires -- Don't rethink all this gladiator stuff. Just practice. And make better
challenges. -- Moses
Solskjaer -- Thanks for the skills. But I'm still sending you my infirmary bill. --
Slammer
Henri -- How appropriate that one with such a name should be an elf. It's YOU. --
Sandy Shore
Ogresmasher -- Haven't we done this before? Me or one of my teammates, anyway. Not
an ogre amongst us. But if you find some, we'll be glad to hold your coat while you
smash away. -- N'Oreleans Nora
Big Bad Daddy Jr -- As short as ever, but you HAVE worked on your looming. That's
good. Very effective. Go for it. -- Galveston Gilly
Artis -- I guess it's that "lady" stuff that does it, hmm? But I never could figure
out when to wear white gloves, and if I tried, they ALWAYS got dirty right away. --
Pensacolita
A Cult Member? Ridiculous! -- Long Beach Lila
Pires -- It does? Good. That makes it more mysterious. -- Pensacolita
P.S. I thought I was just from a smaller version of Pensacola, you know. But hey,
the caffeine works. I'll take it.
Van Nistleroy -- I'm unique. -- Long Beach Lila
P.S. Actually, my experience with beaches is limited. Comes of living in the middle
of a continent.
Our congratulations to Huntsman. -- the Beach Babes
27 July 2007
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** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II **
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Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE! Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.
WHEN
*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)
WHERE
*STORMCROWE (DM 45)
HOW LONG
*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)
TEAMS
*Teams will consist of two (2) managers. No more, no less. Only one team allowed
per manager. Violators will be disqualified from the competition. Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition. Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.
SCORING
In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.
+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)
SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS
*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.
*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).
*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.
*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader. Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.
ENTRY
Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:
*Find a Partner
*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque.
*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.
PRIZES
*ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.
*KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.
*TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:
*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates
Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three
months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.
TIE-BREAKERS
In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner. The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI. They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.
MODERATOR
Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II. As
such, all his decisions are final. Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.
CONTACT INFORMATION
Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address: rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com. Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HUNTSMAN devastated MOSES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GORBAG vanquished HENRI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
OBROJOBO was subdued by VAN NISTELROY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
OGRESMASHER bested BIG BAD DADDY JR in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
BLUE CUBE GUY defeated GALVESTON GILLY in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
SOLSKJAER devastated SANDY SHORE in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
SLAMMER was defeated by BARTEZ in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
PIRES was devastated by SILICONE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
DOPE BOY FRESH vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BABY JESUS vanquished PENSACOLITA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ERASMUS was vanquished by LONG BEACH LILA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COUNT SMACKULA savagely defeated N'ORLEANS NORA in a popular 9 minute gory melee.
NEANDERTHAL subdued ANDORIAN NOBLE in a 3 minute match.
BUBBA devastated CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 7 - 2 72 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 11 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 16 - 2 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 2 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 28 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 582 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SOLSKJAER 5477 12 3 1 133 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
PARRY-LUNGE MOSES 2727 15 5 0 91 AMEN! (270)
LUNGING ATTACK SILICONE 5701 10 8 1 87 ERRATA (511)
SLASHING ATTACK HENRI 5062 10 6 0 83 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
AIMED BLOW DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 9 6 0 60 WESTNMAFIA (551)
TOTAL PARRY COUNT SMACKULA 5835 7 3 1 44 WASTELAND II (267)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BARTEZ 4732. The most popular warrior this turn was
COUNT SMACKULA 5835. The ten other most popular fighters were OGRESMASHER 5867,
SILICONE 5701, VAN NISTELROY 5812, SOLSKJAER 5477, BABY JESUS 5853, GORBAG 5709,
OBROJOBO 5869, BLUE CUBE GUY 5879, BARTEZ 4732, and DOPE BOY FRESH 5845.
The least popular fighter this week was NEANDERTHAL 5865. The other ten least
popular fighters were N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, ERASMUS 5843, PENSACOLITA 5831, PIRES
5665, SANDY SHORE 5769, HENRI 5062, MOSES 2727, SLAMMER 2726, GALVESTON GILLY 5891,
and BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) SENTINELS (122)