DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/06/2007 Duedate: 11/19/2007
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-588
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SLAMMER
AMEN! (270)
(7-2726) [13-11-2,96]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SLAMMER POSITION IS EMPTY
AMEN! (270)
(7-2726) [13-11-2,96]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SLAMMER NEANDERTHAL
AMEN! (270) SENTINELS (122)
(7-2726) [13-11-2,96] (7-5865) [7-7-0,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEACH BABES (309)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309) 22
2. CHURCH LADIES (548) 20 SENTINELS (122)
3. AMEN! (270) 14 Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122) 10
5. BRUTAL LEGION (549) 0 WORTHLESS CRETINS (405)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 208 141 15 59.6 1/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 9 6 0
2- 3 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 35 29 2 54.7 2/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 6 0 2
3/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 32 28 4 53.3 3/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 6 4 1
4/ 5 AMEN! (270) 35 33 3 51.5 4/ 5 AMEN! (270) 3 1 0
5- 6 WESTNMAFIA (551) 33 47 1 41.3 5- 6 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 1 1 0
6/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) 642 973 20 39.8 6- 7 WESTNMAFIA (551) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 465): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 591): KORNIC BLAZE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 586): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 590): HOFFA of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 587): FATALITY of BRUTAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 582): PERSEA QUELL of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 573): PROGIDY, DAMMIT! of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 572): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 546): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 536): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 239): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 523): CELIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 472): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 214): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 191): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465): THE CUTICLE DANCE of DON'T ASK (TUM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 465): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 591): OUR HIGHEST HONORS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 586): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 590): KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 587): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 582): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 573): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 572): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 546): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 239): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 523): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 472): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 225): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 214): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 191): QUARTERFLASH (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): LARRY KING of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
COMICUS of ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
(turn 582): ZIMA of LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
LEOPARD of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 586): SANDY SHORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 571): DR. DREAM of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
BLACK TIGER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 535): RIQUETTIE of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 471): DARK SWEET TREAT of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BEACH
BABES now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. It looks like the
guys(?) at CHURCH LADIES had a good week as they went 3-0-1 to put them in 2nd place.
I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for SUSIE, who flew up 12 points in
the rankings after mashing PERSISTENT BEGGAR like a melon. Keep your eye on this
gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. CHIOS was defeated
by PAM and drops 4 points. Try as hard as the BRUTAL LEGION stable might, they were
unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) FATALITY before this week's fights.
In front of all the crowds, SLAMMER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give
the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid
aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that WASTELAND II was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of WASTELAND II's
warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch SENTINELS' act
in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from WASTELAND II.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and
hopefully T.P.s) and OGRESMASHER demonstrated that very violently on GALVESTON
GILLY's body. Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very
important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAMMER 2726 13 11 2 96 AMEN! (270)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FATALITY 5820 12 3 0 98 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOSES 2727 17 7 0 90 AMEN! (270)
-ARTIS 5816 9 5 1 75 CHURCH LADIES (548)
OGRESMASHER 5867 8 5 3 71 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PENSACOLITA 5831 11 21 0 64 BEACH BABES (309)
ERASMUS 5843 14 12 0 63 SENTINELS (122)
LONG BEACH LILA 5862 9 8 0 58 BEACH BABES (309)
OBROJOBO 5869 7 5 1 58 SENTINELS (122)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 7 6 0 47 BEACH BABES (309)
-DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 10 10 0 46 WESTNMAFIA (551)
NEANDERTHAL 5865 7 7 0 38 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 3 5 0 27 WESTNMAFIA (551)
-BLUDGEON 5881 1 0 1 26 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEBBIE 5901 2 0 1 23 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PAM 5897 3 0 0 21 CHURCH LADIES (548)
SUSIE 5896 2 0 1 21 CHURCH LADIES (548)
-CRASH 5890 1 0 0 21 BRUTAL LEGION (549)
CHIOS 5899 1 4 0 10 SENTINELS (122)
-BUBBA 5893 1 5 0 8 WESTNMAFIA (551)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PALMETTA PATTY 5905 0 1 0 2 BEACH BABES (309)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 662 0 1 0 1 SUSIE 5896 588 NONE
GALVESTON GILLY 5891 5 4 1 BEACH BABES 309 OGRESMASHER 5867 588
OL JOHN 5892 2 1 0 WESTNMAFIA 551 GALVESTON GILLY 5891 585
PERSONAL ADS
Fatality -- Welcome back and congrats on the throne. -- Sentinels
Sandy Shore -- Congratulations on your graduation. The Sentinels will party in your
honor, but will have a strict curfew--we don't want any more missed fights! -- Nomad
Pensacolita -- Limited amounts of cranberry smash can be great. Are great. But I
think "moderation" is becoming an important word around our guildhouse. --
Ogresmasher
Nora -- Even having been victorious on the arena sands, I must admit I think I prefer
the beach sands. "Gory" is never a word you want used to describe your time with a
lady. -- Obrojobo
Bubba -- I feel for you. At least for fights two and three it was your own fault
because you challenged. Variety--I've heard it provides a bit of spice to life. --
Neanderthal
Pensacolita -- I do enjoy our fights. It is always interesting to match blades with
someone attempting to employ the same style. Perhaps more of that vitamin-rich
cranberry smash would help? -- Erasmus
Well, that's a shocker! I go into the fight an orc, and I come out an elf? I'm not
understanding this. And Fatality, too--he went in Harkene and came out a golem! At
least he didn't get altered in, um, other ways. But it's weird. -- Sandy Shore
Fatality -- Enjoy the title, I surely did! -- Sandy Shore
P.S. And I know you're not REALLY a golem. It's okay, I'll pass the word along to
the other babes.
Erasmus -- I know this isn't YOUR fault, but I'm annoyed! I'm completely elven, and
now they say I'm only half elven! What kind of thing is that for some Commission
flunky to say about my mother? And you sure as heck weren't Rirorni two weeks ago.
-- Pensacolita
Obrojobo -- Gods, is nothing sacred to the Commission? I am not and have NEVER BEEN
an orc, and I take deep offense at being so described now. Just because I'm buxom--
they aren't supposed to be LOOKING at that. Them. You know. And you tell 'em
you're not Mirani, you're jaundiced, okay? Let's raise a little HECK over this. --
N'Orleans Nora
P.S. Oh, wait, I should say something about the fight, shouldn't I? Hang on while I
check to see who won.... Ah, you did. Well, um, good fight?
Ogresmasher -- Well, I can't blame you today! The way the Commission has been
messing us around, ANYBODY could be an ogre in disguise. But I'm not, so I'm glad
you only smashed me a little. -- Long Beach Lila
P.S. Though I could have done without that, too.
Dope Boy Fresh -- I dunno, maybe this business of being race-changed in my sleep
isn't so bad after all. I won the fight, anyway. That's got to be good, right? --
Galveston Gilly
Nomad -- Sorry, I think we may have mixed that punch a little strong. But it was
full of vitamins! -- Sandy Shore
P.S. A party in the hand looms bigger than the chance of parties in the distant
future, you know.
Ogresmasher -- It was a special recipe. -- Pensacolita
The Saint -- All of 'em to Jorja. Did you know that if you sharpen the stick on the
umbrella, you can use it to stab hor d'oerves? -- Nick
Okiedokie, they're all changed. And I'll keep the umbrella thing in mind; you
never know when something like that might come in handy. -- The Saint, keeper of
lists
Captain Ansaal Treans, Commander of the City Guard -- What? You mean we're training
your guards? Do we get paid for this? Or at least a "Get out of jail free" card? --
'Orleans Nora
Chancellor Grendel -- Sounds good. We've been wanting to build an annex on the other
side of the pool anyway. I'll see you get the bills! -- Sandy Shore
23 October 2007
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***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3 *******
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!! There is
still time for you to join in on the competition. The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!
ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:
*Find a Partner
*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque.
*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.
*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).
RULES and SCORING
Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.
KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.
TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:
*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates
Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three
months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.
NEED MORE INFORMATION
Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator. He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).
3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NEANDERTHAL was viciously subdued by N'ORLEANS NORA in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
CHIOS was viciously subdued by PAM in a 2 minute brutal beginner's Challenge battle.
SLAMMER overpowered ERASMUS in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
MOSES devastated OBROJOBO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
OGRESMASHER delivered the death blow upon GALVESTON GILLY in a 1 minute brawl.
PENSACOLITA overpowered VICIOUS PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LONG BEACH LILA devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SUSIE easily killed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
DEBBIE won victory over PALMETTA PATTY in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 1 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 1 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 15 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 3 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 588 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SLAMMER 2726 13 11 2 96 AMEN! (270)
PARRY-LUNGE MOSES 2727 17 7 0 90 AMEN! (270)
AIMED BLOW LONG BEACH LILA 5862 9 8 0 58 BEACH BABES (309)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 5869 7 5 1 58 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 7 6 0 47 BEACH BABES (309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SLAMMER 2726. The most popular warrior this turn
was NEANDERTHAL 5865. The ten other most popular fighters were PAM 5897, PALMETTA
PATTY 5905, SLAMMER 2726, MOSES 2727, LONG BEACH LILA 5862, OGRESMASHER 5867,
GALVESTON GILLY 5891, PENSACOLITA 5831, SUSIE 5896, and N'ORLEANS NORA 5873.
The least popular fighter this week was ERASMUS 5843. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEBBIE 5901, OBROJOBO 5869, CHIOS 5899, N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, SUSIE
5896, PENSACOLITA 5831, GALVESTON GILLY 5891, OGRESMASHER 5867, LONG BEACH LILA 5862,
and MOSES 2727.