DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/25/2008 Duedate: 04/07/2008
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-598
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VEGAS, BABY!
WASTELAND II (267)
(7-5809) [13-1-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VEGAS, BABY! BONSUR BUNNY BABE
WASTELAND II (267) BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
(7-5809) [13-1-0,115] (7-5914) [4-1-2,43]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERASMUS ERASMUS
SENTINELS (122) SENTINELS (122)
(7-5843) [18-17-0,90] (7-5843) [18-17-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122) 28
2. BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 27 SENTINELS (122)
3. WASTELAND II (267) 18 Unchartered Team
4. BATHTUB ARMADA (515) 16
5. BEACH BABES (309) 15 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 239 154 17 60.8 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 11 3 1
2/ 4*BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 15 10 3 60.0 2/ 2*BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 9 6 2
3/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 901 629 30 58.9 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
4- 3 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 98 76 3 56.3 4/ 6 AMEN! (270) 5 3 0
5/ 5 BATHTUB ARMADA (515) 219 192 19 53.3 5/ 7 WASTELAND II (267) 3 0 0
6/ 6 AMEN! (270) 45 43 4 51.1 6- 5 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 3 0 0
7/ 7 CHURCH LADIES (548) 45 50 4 47.4 7/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 3 10 0
8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) 666 999 20 40.0 8/ 8 BATHTUB ARMADA (515) 1 0 0
9/ 0*SNAKE PIT II (558) 0 4 0 0.0 9/ 0*SNAKE PIT II (558) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Beach Babes ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Pensacolita glanced over her shoulder at the door to the cabana, then leaned
closer to her teammate, Nora. "Did Sam go off with that troll?"
"Yep, the troll and the fox."
"He's going to get into trouble, isn't he?"
"Bound to. But look on the bright side, he isn't making us go with him!" Nora
moved to the next cabinet and bent over to check the bottom shelf. "Ah! I knew we
had some of the aged vin somewhere--" She pulled out two dusty bottles.
"Don't you CARE?"
"About the vin, yes, I want nothing but the best we've got for Obrojobo. About
Sam, no, why should I? This won't be the first time he's gone off like this. And he
isn't the one who signs our paychecks, either, so that's okay." An outraged
squealing came from behind the cabana. Nora smiled. "The pig for the barbecue must
have arrived."
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 593): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 475): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 601): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 597): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 596): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 600): GRIMSTAR of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 597): BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 592): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 582): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 556): PATHC of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): SHOGUN of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 533): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 482): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 231): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 219): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 593): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 475): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 601): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 597): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 596): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 600): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 597): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 592): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 583): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 582): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 556): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 533): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 482): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 231): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 219): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 596): ELINDE GOSS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 599): FORLORN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 597): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 582): VULGE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
CANNON FODDER of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
(turn 581): ZIGGY WOLFSBANE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 533): HOLLYMOOP of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 481): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. BONSUR needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Cut this out and put
it in your scrapbooks, BONSUR BABES ROCK! 'Cause they got 4-1-1 and moved up to 2nd!
MVP award for TIRPITZ? BATHTUB ARMADA's proud of him after beating WHOLLY MOLLY and
getting 16 points. Talk about yer big time losers! WHOLLY MOLLY got smashed by
TIRPITZ, and lost 18 points! What a putz! BARTEZ fights so hard to be Duelmaster,
then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... And I was
just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome VEGAS,
BABY!. Aren't WASTELAND II proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real
snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. WASTELAND II was BONSUR's most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? Is there some deep dark secret why SENTINELS' been avoiding WASTELAND II
so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is NEANDERTHAL popular, or
what? He was challenged the most in all of BONSUR! He's got a 13-10-0, is that
good?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VEGAS, BABY! 5809 13 1 0 115 WASTELAND II (267)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOLSKJAER 5477 12 3 1 133 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-BARTEZ 4732 16 15 0 116 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-KEARSARGE 5444 8 0 2 116 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 13 10 0 103 BEACH BABES (309)
-BABY JESUS 5853 8 1 0 101 WASTELAND II (267)
-COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 11 4 0 91 WASTELAND II (267)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERASMUS 5843 18 17 0 90 SENTINELS (122)
-PIRES 5665 11 4 0 86 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-HENRI 5062 10 6 0 83 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PENSACOLITA 5831 14 28 0 79 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLIANDER 5911 7 1 2 66 SENTINELS (122)
-COUNT SMACKULA 5835 10 3 1 63 WASTELAND II (267)
NEANDERTHAL 5865 13 10 0 62 SENTINELS (122)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONG BEACH LILA 5862 14 13 0 55 BEACH BABES (309)
SUSIE 5896 5 5 1 50 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CHIOS 5899 7 6 0 45 SENTINELS (122)
BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914 4 1 2 43 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 3 0 0 40 WASTELAND II (267)
-SERENDIPITY 5634 2 6 0 40 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIRPITZ 5631 1 1 0 33 BATHTUB ARMADA (515)
PAULA 5923 3 1 0 28 CHURCH LADIES (548)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915 4 1 1 23 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
PALMETTA PATTY 5905 4 7 0 23 BEACH BABES (309)
GOOD GODFREY 5947 2 0 0 23 AMEN! (270)
TERI TOWYL 5906 6 4 0 22 BEACH BABES (309)
CHEEZY CREAZY 5949 1 1 0 17 AMEN! (270)
WHOLLY MOLLY 5926 2 2 0 14 AMEN! (270)
BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912 1 4 0 14 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916 3 2 0 12 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
HEFTY HANNAH BABE 5913 3 2 0 11 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
-RENALDO 5933 1 0 0 7 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
REV. JIMMY 5952 1 0 0 5 AMEN! (270)
GERI 5936 0 2 0 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PYTHON 5946 0 1 0 1 SNAKE PIT II (558)
COPPER HEAD 5943 0 1 0 1 SNAKE PIT II (558)
TAI-PAN 5944 0 1 0 1 SNAKE PIT II (558)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MARGO 5898 3 4 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 OLIANDER 5911 597
PAM 5897 5 5 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 BLACK ORC 598 NONE
SLIPKNOT 5918 0 2 0 DEATH METAL 555 OLIANDER 5911 594 NOT REVENGED
ASP 5942 0 1 0 SNAKE PIT II 558 TUBBY BABE MARTH 5915 598
PERSONAL ADS
Bartez -- I do hate it when warriors pop in unexpectedly. Congratulations on the
throne. I hope you will break with tradition and honor us with a column. -- Obrojobo
Nora -- Too much smash? No, your observations were correct; I was fine. But I hate
drinking behind the cabana by myself. I don't have much time left here in Bonsur;
care to have a little going away party? -- Obrojobo
Lila -- Now the strat changed worked this time. Nice fight. See you at the Cabana!
-- Erasmus
Pensacolita -- Blueberries? Yeah, I think blueberries would be good. The color
never mattered to me very much. Now, if the smash were actually healthful in
addition to its other medicinal qualities...now that would be a win all around! --
Erasmus
Church Ladies -- Well, it wasn't intentional, but you ladies need to realize that the
arena isn't the same as a church social. I think you do know that, but still, these
things happen. Should vengeance be a part of the creed at your place of worship, I
await your bloodfeud. -- Oliander
Terri -- Wow. That was the best I've looked since I decided to give this whole
dueling thing a try. Oliander had told some very impressive stories about your
skills.... -- Chios
Susie -- Hah! Not only did I defeat another Church Lady challenge, but this time I
even got a skill out of it! -- Your favorite local cave-dweller, Neanderthal
Pires -- That's weird. I thought everybody as short as you ended up listed as a
dwarf--or a golem--hairy face or not. Although being a Rirorni isn't a heck of a lot
better, if you ask me. Sneaky, all you Rirorni. -- Pensacolita
Paula -- That wasn't very ladylike of you! But if you'll bring that scalloped potato
thing you do so well to the barbecue, I'll forgive even the low blows. -- Palmetta
Patty
P.S. Use extra cheese.
Erasmus -- Sorry, I just couldn't focus on the fight. Too busy thinking about the
pies I've been assigned to make for the party. Lemon, apple, cherry, they're all
good, but the seem so ordinary. Surely the situation calls for something with more
pizzazz. Hmm. Maybe I'll have to send an emergency note up to Caleam, to the Golden
Canyon. They're the ones who really have a line on cooking. -- Long Beach Lila
Khalhums Dwarf? (indignantly) No way will I yield a victory to the Khalhums Dwarf!
All my yielding is for Obrojobo. -- N'Orleans Nora
Chios -- Heck, I didn't expect you to be a woman. Welcome, Sword-sister! Come on
out to the cabana for the party. Come early, and we can do girl-talk first. -- Teri
Towyl
Erasmus -- This is true. Smash makes everything look better. It's almost time for
strawberries from the hothouse, I wonder how they will taste in the smash? --
Pensacolita
Oliander -- And there's more to learn where that came from, too. -- Palmetta Patty
Our heartfelt congratulations to Obrojobo. -- All the Beach Babes
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PAM was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BETTERTHANEVER vanquished TERI TOWYL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SUSIE was defeated by NEANDERTHAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
PAULA was unbelievably bested by CHIOS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GERI was vanquished by PALMETTA PATTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
N'ORLEANS NORA devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 7 minute one-sided competition.
VEGAS, BABY! slimly won victory over ERASMUS in a 3 minute expert's Title duel.
PENSACOLITA defeated VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute expert's duel.
LONG BEACH LILA was overpowered by OLIANDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHEEZY CREAZY was handily defeated by BONSUR BUNNY BABE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHOLLY MOLLY was demolished by TIRPITZ in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HEFTY HANNAH BABE was handily defeated by GOOD GODFREY in a 1 minute contest.
TUBBY BABE MARTHA savagely slew ASP in a 2 minute bloody novice's brawl.
SEXY SALENA ROCKS viciously subdued COPPER HEAD in a 1 minute gory beginner's fight.
BONSUR BABE ROCKS devastated TAI-PAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PYTHON was beaten by REV. JIMMY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute amateur's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 7 - 1 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 12 - 7 - 2 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 3 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 2 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 27 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 598 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY VEGAS, BABY! 5809 13 1 0 115 WASTELAND II (267)
PARRY-LUNGE ERASMUS 5843 18 17 0 90 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK OLIANDER 5911 7 1 2 66 SENTINELS (122)
WALL OF STEEL NEANDERTHAL 5865 13 10 0 62 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW LONG BEACH LILA 5862 14 13 0 55 BEACH BABES (309)
LUNGING ATTACK CHIOS 5899 7 6 0 45 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERASMUS 5843. The most popular warrior this turn
was ERASMUS 5843. The ten other most popular fighters were VEGAS, BABY! 5809, SUSIE
5896, N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, PYTHON 5946, PAM 5897, BETTERTHANEVER 5932, PAULA 5923,
CHIOS 5899, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, and BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914.
The least popular fighter this week was TAI-PAN 5944. The other ten least popular
fighters were COPPER HEAD 5943, HEFTY HANNAH BABE 5913, WHOLLY MOLLY 5926, CHEEZY
CREAZY 5949, LONG BEACH LILA 5862, REV. JIMMY 5952, GERI 5936, NEANDERTHAL 5865, TERI
TOWYL 5906, and ASP 5942.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
OBROJOBO (7-5869) SENTINELS (122)