DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/03/2008 Duedate: 06/16/2008
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-603
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OLIANDER
SENTINELS (122)
(7-5911) [11-2-2,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SOLSKJAER POSITION IS EMPTY
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
(7-5477) [13-3-1,136]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERASMUS NEANDERTHAL
SENTINELS (122) SENTINELS (122)
(7-5843) [20-20-0,81] (7-5865) [15-13-0,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122) 43
2. IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) 27 SENTINELS (122)
3. WASTELAND II (267) 8 Unchartered Team
4. BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 7
5. CHURCH LADIES (548) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 253 165 17 60.5 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 9 6 0
2/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 904 630 30 58.9 2- 4 AMEN! (270) 6 4 0
3/ 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 103 76 3 57.5 3/ 3 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 6 7 0
4/ 3 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 27 21 4 56.3 4/ 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 5 0 0
5- 4 AMEN! (270) 52 50 4 51.0 5/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 5 10 0
6- 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 49 58 5 45.8 6/ 6 WASTELAND II (267) 3 0 0
7- 6 WESTNMAFIA (551) 34 47 1 42.0 7- 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 2 7 1
8/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) 678 %1012 20 40.1 8- 7 WESTNMAFIA (551) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 598): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 480): KEY LIME of SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 606): MARY JANE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 602): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 605): BREASTSTROKE of SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 602): PENSACOLITA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 597): DIO of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 587): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 561): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 551): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 487): FEAR OF THE DARK of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 436): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 480): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 598): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 480): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 606): BAD COMPANY (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 602): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 605): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 597): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 587): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 561): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 551): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 487): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 436): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 480) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): MIDNIGHT of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
(turn 537): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
What were you DOING out there, Erasmus? I know you leaned a little heavy on the
smash last night, but I didn't think it was that bad. I guess maybe I shouldn't make
you chase me around the cabana that many times before fight day, hmm? Maybe if I'd
let you catch me sooner....
Pensacolita
P.S. The celebration two weeks ago was great, but perhaps it went on a little too
long.
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! SENTINELS had cause to celebrate, after
NEANDERTHAL got 17 points by beating N'ORLEANS NORA. PALMETTA PATTY certainly had a
baffled expression on hers face, after losing to EPEE MYSTIQUE and losing 15 points
in the process! PENSACOLITA found out being BONSUR's Duelmaster isn't all nuts and
berries, receiving 2 challenges! The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as
OLIANDER faced BONSUR's Duelmaster. What can be a greater victory? OLIANDER has
taken his place as the top, as BONSUR's new Duelmaster. So who's the team that's
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys
in WASTELAND II are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SENTINELS, so did that sorry team shy
from WASTELAND II
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in BONSUR would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for BONSUR? On that giddy
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLIANDER 5911 11 2 2 108 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLSKJAER 5477 13 3 1 136 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
BARTEZ 4732 17 15 0 121 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809 13 1 0 115 WASTELAND II (267)
-BABY JESUS 5853 8 1 0 101 WASTELAND II (267)
PIRES 5665 12 4 0 94 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 11 4 0 91 WASTELAND II (267)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PENSACOLITA 5831 16 31 0 88 BEACH BABES (309)
HENRI 5062 11 6 0 85 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
NEANDERTHAL 5865 15 13 0 82 SENTINELS (122)
ERASMUS 5843 20 20 0 81 SENTINELS (122)
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 6 1 0 74 WASTELAND II (267)
LONG BEACH LILA 5862 17 15 0 72 BEACH BABES (309)
N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 15 13 0 70 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COUNT SMACKULA 5835 10 3 1 63 WASTELAND II (267)
CHIOS 5899 9 9 0 63 SENTINELS (122)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 10 10 0 46 WESTNMAFIA (551)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914 6 4 2 45 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953 4 1 0 41 SENTINELS (122)
TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915 7 3 1 36 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PALMETTA PATTY 5905 7 9 0 32 BEACH BABES (309)
SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916 6 4 1 31 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
-LORRIE 5951 3 0 1 30 CHURCH LADIES (548)
-BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 4 5 0 29 WESTNMAFIA (551)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAULA 5923 3 2 0 21 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912 3 7 0 20 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
-REV. JIMMY 5952 3 1 0 20 AMEN! (270)
-WHOLLY MOLLY 5926 4 3 0 17 AMEN! (270)
-CHEEZY CREAZY 5949 2 3 0 16 AMEN! (270)
RENALDO 5933 2 0 0 16 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
ROSE O' THE REEF 5956 1 2 0 9 BEACH BABES (309)
-BUBBA 5893 1 5 0 8 WESTNMAFIA (551)
-LORD T. JEEBUS 5948 1 1 0 4 AMEN! (270)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GOOD GODFREY 5947 3 2 0 AMEN! 270 LORRIE 5951 602
TERI TOWYL 5906 7 5 0 BEACH BABES 309 SEXY SALENA ROCK 5916 600
PERSONAL ADS
Pensacolita -- The three of Babes at the top are a bit frustrating. If I plan for
one, I get the other. Congrats on the throne. Shall we celebrate it at the cabana?
After that one I really feel the need for some liquid forgetfulness. -- Erasmus
Nora -- That was ugly. I knew I didn't want to face you. I also knew I didn't have
the right battle plan. What I need, perhaps, is to ask Obrojobo for some advice. He
says "Hi!" by-the-way. I need a few more skills before trying that one again. --
Chios
Lila -- We dance again. Enjoyable. I'm afraid I must ask your teammate and the
titleholder for the next dance. But I'm sure we will be able to do so again soon. --
Oliander
Wholly Molly -- Gotcha! -- Epee
Lord T. Jeebus -- Lordy, that was not a challenge I expected well of! But the end
result was not bad at all. And the skills were good for both of us. Almost (but not
quite) a win-win situation. -- Rose o' the Reef
Chios -- Wind sprints, followed by some marathon work, I think. We can find some
amusing goals, I'm sure. Come out to the cabana tonight and we'll make plans. --
N'Orleans Nora
Oliander -- Oh, cheese, are you sure you learned enough skills in that match? (a
moment of brooding silence) I don't see how it's possible, in a fight that short,
for me to teach you five skills. I suppose... you could've been studying them all
fortnight and just crystalized 'em, but how could you have polished a parry or
riposte skill when I didn't strike a single blow? -- Long Beach Lila
Tubby Babe Martha -- It's just a good thing for you that we've got BIG bathtubs here
in Bonsur. -- Palmetta Patty
Oliander -- Certainly! We've got some great exercise and diet regimens for improving
staying power. We'd be glad to share. -- Nora
Neanderthal -- Then what your head needs is probably a flagon of smash. I'll make
you a special one. -- Lila
31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last
get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OLIANDER devastated PENSACOLITA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
NEANDERTHAL slimly won victory over N'ORLEANS NORA in a 8 minute Challenge battle.
SOLSKJAER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
BARTEZ demolished LONG BEACH LILA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ERASMUS was viciously subdued by PIRES in a exciting 2 minute bloody master's fight.
HENRI viciously subdued CHIOS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
BETTERTHANEVER vanquished BONSUR BUNNY BABE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PALMETTA PATTY was luckily beaten by EPEE MYSTIQUE in a 2 minute duel.
SEXY SALENA ROCKS was overpowered by VICIOUS PIRATE in a 1 minute uneven match.
TUBBY BABE MARTHA beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute fight.
BONSUR BABE ROCKS savagely defeated ROSE O' THE REEF in a 1 minute bloody match.
RENALDO handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a tiresome 5 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 19 - 13 - 2 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 7 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 17 - 2 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 18 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 24 - 1 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 603 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OLIANDER 5911 11 2 2 108 SENTINELS (122)
STRIKING ATTACK SOLSKJAER 5477 13 3 1 136 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
LUNGING ATTACK BARTEZ 4732 17 15 0 121 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
WALL OF STEEL NEANDERTHAL 5865 15 13 0 82 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW BETTERTHANEVER 5932 6 1 0 74 WASTELAND II (267)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 15 13 0 70 BEACH BABES (309)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953 4 1 0 41 SENTINELS (122)
BASHING ATTACK TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915 7 3 1 36 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERASMUS 5843. The most popular warrior this turn
was NEANDERTHAL 5865. The ten other most popular fighters were N'ORLEANS NORA 5873,
PIRES 5665, HENRI 5062, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, SOLSKJAER 5477, TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915,
BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912, OLIANDER 5911, BARTEZ 4732, and EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953.
The least popular fighter this week was RENALDO 5933. The other ten least popular
fighters were ROSE O' THE REEF 5956, SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916, BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914,
LONG BEACH LILA 5862, PENSACOLITA 5831, BETTERTHANEVER 5932, CHIOS 5899, ERASMUS
5843, EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953, and BARTEZ 4732.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLV
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ZERO 3156 (160-116-7) 8 3 0 WASTELAND II
MOTHER BEAR 3172 (152-104-3) 3 3 0 THE BEARS
MR. CILANTRO 4118 (163-104-5) 2 3 0 WASTELAND II
22 JACKS 4153 (72-37-2) 0 5 0 ROGUES GALLERY
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MACA-RAUNCHY SALAD 2358 (148-97-7) 5 3 0 SATAN'S DELI
JUNINHO 4001 (40-18-1) 1 4 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GOKU 5628 (67-32-0) 4 3 0 WASTELAND II
PTI 5412 (95-36-0) 3 3 0 WASTELAND II
HAILSTORM 5698 (58-26-1) 2 3 0 WASTELAND II
TASTY HANGNAIL 5463 (75-52-0) 2 3 0 WASTELAND II
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUGARBEET 5219 (34-38-1) 8 3 1 SUGAR AND SPICE
TENACIOUS 5337 (65-34-1) 5 3 0 BATHTUB ARMADA
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LOTTERY 4543 (12-1-0) 4 3 0 DEEP 13 III
DIGGER WASP 4899 (11-3-0) 2 3 0 FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS
VEGAS, BABY! 5809 (13-1-0) 1 3 0 WASTELAND II
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HENRI 5062 (10-6-0) 5 3 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GORBAG 5709 (7-0-1) 1 1 0 DEAD CIRITH UNGOL
SOLSKJAER 5477 (12-3-1) 2 3 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (3-1-0) 8 3 0 WASTELAND II
BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 (3-5-0) 3 3 0 WESTNMAFIA
SUSIE 5896 (5-5-1) 3 3 0 CHURCH LADIES
OLIANDER 5911 (8-1-2) 2 3 0 SENTINELS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PAULA 5923 (3-1-0) 7 3 0 CHURCH LADIES
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FRAIL 5874 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 JGW PERISABLE!
KING 5938 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 CHESS PIECES 7
QUEEN 5940 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD CHESS PIECES 7
BREAKABLE 5875 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 JGW PERISABLE!
FLIMSY 5877 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 JGW PERISABLE!
KNIGHT 5937 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CHESS PIECES 7
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 (11-4-0) 3 3 0 WASTELAND II
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BRITTLE 5876 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 JGW PERISABLE!