DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/17/2008 Duedate: 06/30/2008
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-604
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OLIANDER
SENTINELS (122)
(7-5911) [12-2-2,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
OLIANDER POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)
(7-5911) [12-2-2,115]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERASMUS ERASMUS
SENTINELS (122) SENTINELS (122)
(7-5843) [21-20-0,92] (7-5843) [21-20-0,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309) 21
2. SENTINELS (122) 20 SENTINELS (122)
3. AMEN! (270) 14 Unchartered Team
4. WASTELAND II (267) 11
5. CHURCH LADIES (548) 6 YO HO HO! (317)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 257 166 17 60.8 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 9 6 0
2/ 2 WASTELAND II (267) 905 630 30 59.0 2/ 5 BEACH BABES (309) 7 8 0
3- 3 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 103 76 3 57.5 3- 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 5 0 0
4/ 4 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 28 24 4 53.8 4/ 3 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554) 5 7 0
5/ 5 AMEN! (270) 54 52 4 50.9 5/ 2 AMEN! (270) 4 5 0
6/ 6 CHURCH LADIES (548) 50 60 5 45.5 6/ 6 WASTELAND II (267) 3 0 0
7/ 7 WESTNMAFIA (551) 35 48 1 42.2 7/ 8 WESTNMAFIA (551) 2 1 0
8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) 681 %1014 20 40.2 8/ 7 CHURCH LADIES (548) 2 5 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 599): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 481): KEY LIME of SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 607): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 603): DIAPERED ZALGOR of BABY BROTHERS (Mad Max, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 602): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 606): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 603): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 598): DIO of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 588): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 562): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 552): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 539): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 488): VOICES IN MY HEAD of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 437): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 481): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 599): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 481): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 607): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 603): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 602): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 606): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 603): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 598): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 588): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 562): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 552): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 439): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 488): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 437): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 481) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
(turn 588): MIDNIGHT of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 588): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
RUDE BUDDHA of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, another Sentinel on the throne. A guy could like the view from here.
Pensacolita looked good up here, but I just felt the time was right. Now I just need
to figure out which of these footballers might be around next turn. The Babes have
been very generous teachers for me. Hopefully whoever I get in this next turn will
be so as well.
This is a short column, if I am back next turn I will try and do better.
Oliander, Duelmaster of Sunset
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in BONSUR! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... The guys at BEACH BABES like
really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 3. MVP award for
PALMETTA PATTY? BEACH BABES' proud of her after beating BONSUR BUNNY BABE and
getting 18 points. Talk about yer big time losers! BONSUR BUNNY BABE got smashed by
PALMETTA PATTY, and lost 17 points! This Duelmaster is like something else!
OLIANDER stopped PENSACOLITA dead in hers tracks! Who was the wiseguy that said
BONSUR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? WASTELAND II was the most avoided team. Is a
905-630-30 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are SENTINELS?
WASTELAND II, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Like, is PALMETTA PATTY popular, or what? She was challenged the most
in all of BONSUR! She's got a 8-9-0, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. WHOLLY MOLLY really fought hard against LORRIE. That'll teach
CHURCH LADIES not to go and kill any of AMEN!'s guys again, huh! Fight, fight,
fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. BONSUR is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLIANDER 5911 12 2 2 115 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOLSKJAER 5477 13 3 1 136 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-BARTEZ 4732 17 15 0 121 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-VEGAS, BABY! 5809 12 1 0 115 WASTELAND II (267)
-BABY JESUS 5853 8 1 0 101 WASTELAND II (267)
-PIRES 5665 12 4 0 94 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
ERASMUS 5843 21 20 0 92 SENTINELS (122)
-COVER YOUR MOUTH 5814 11 4 0 91 WASTELAND II (267)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HENRI 5062 11 6 0 85 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 7 1 0 85 WASTELAND II (267)
PENSACOLITA 5831 16 32 0 84 BEACH BABES (309)
NEANDERTHAL 5865 16 13 0 84 SENTINELS (122)
LONG BEACH LILA 5862 18 15 0 81 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 15 14 0 63 BEACH BABES (309)
-COUNT SMACKULA 5835 10 3 1 63 WASTELAND II (267)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHIOS 5899 9 10 0 56 SENTINELS (122)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOPE BOY FRESH 5845 11 10 0 51 WESTNMAFIA (551)
PALMETTA PATTY 5905 8 9 0 50 BEACH BABES (309)
EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953 5 1 0 48 SENTINELS (122)
TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915 7 4 1 34 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHOLLY MOLLY 5926 5 3 0 32 AMEN! (270)
BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914 6 5 2 28 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916 6 5 1 26 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912 4 7 0 25 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 4 6 0 24 WESTNMAFIA (551)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REV. JIMMY 5952 4 1 0 22 AMEN! (270)
-PAULA 5923 3 2 0 21 CHURCH LADIES (548)
LORRIE 5951 3 1 1 19 CHURCH LADIES (548)
-RENALDO 5933 2 0 0 16 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
ARDIS 5964 1 0 0 15 CHURCH LADIES (548)
ROSE O' THE REEF 5956 2 2 0 14 BEACH BABES (309)
CHEEZY CREAZY 5949 2 4 0 12 AMEN! (270)
-BUBBA 5893 1 5 0 8 WESTNMAFIA (551)
LORD T. JEEBUS 5948 1 2 0 5 AMEN! (270)
PAM 5963 0 1 0 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GOOD GODFREY 5947 3 2 0 AMEN! 270 LORRIE 5951 602 JUST REVENGED
TERI TOWYL 5906 7 5 0 BEACH BABES 309 SEXY SALENA ROCK 5916 600 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Nora -- That time I got the win! Perhaps it was the wind sprints I have been doing.
Still not a great show, but it was good enough. Still, I'm not sure that weapon is
going to see action again. -- Neanderthal
Footballers -- Back again? You can really throw a wrench into a guy's plans. When
you have everything planned out thinking you know who is around you in the standings
and then, wham!, out of nowhere comes someone new. No good comes of that. -- Erasmus
Patty -- What was it Nora suggested to Chios--wind sprints and marathon work?
Perhaps you should consider some such work? -- Epee
Oliander -- That was, in most ways, well done, and I salute you for it and will make
a new batch of smash to celebrate. But...couldn't you have taught ME anything, after
all the work I put in teaching YOU behind the cabana? Do you forget your beginning
so easily? -- Pensacolita
Neanderthal -- That someone with your name should be an elf gives a whole new angle
on the history of the human races, doesn't it? Perhaps this needs to be investigated
further. Drop by the cabana and we can lay out a plan of study. -- N'Orleans Nora
P.S. Yes, of course I remember Obrojobo, and quite fondly and at times desolately.
But you're a bird in the hand, as they say, and I don't see any bushes.
Bartez -- (scowling) I don't see why we need to IMPORT footballers. The gods know
there are plenty of them around already. -- Long Beach Lila
P.S. Running up and down the beach kicking sand in people's faces.
Epee Mystique -- It is TOTALLY unfair that you should be taller than me and, you
know, slim, where I'm just kind of stubby and prickly. I don't prickle on purpose,
you know. It's my nature, and the product of an unkind fate. Hmm, maybe if I
trained my SZ... -- Palmetta Patty
Bonsur Babe Rocks -- Like anybody wants a rocky beach! Try lying around on one
working on your tan, or surfing into one, or ANY kind of beach thing. The only good
thing about a rocky beach is that those darned Imported Footballers can't kick sand
in people's faces on it. I dunno if that's enough. -- Rose o' the Reef
Erasmus (and Oliander) -- Now you have three Imported Footballers at the top, and I
bet you wish it was some of us! -- Pensacolita
P.S. Meet me at the second blanket past the cabana and I'll have something special
for you.
Our congratulations to Zero 3156, Sugarbeet, and Betterthanever for their tourney
victor status. -- Jorja and the Beach Babes
31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last
get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHOLLY MOLLY bested LORRIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BETTERTHANEVER vanquished N'ORLEANS NORA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CHIOS was overpowered by LONG BEACH LILA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
LORD T. JEEBUS was defeated by ROSE O' THE REEF in a 2 minute Challenge match.
OLIANDER devastated PENSACOLITA in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
ERASMUS devastated VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
NEANDERTHAL narrowly defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute gruesome melee.
EPEE MYSTIQUE vanquished BIG BAD DADDY JR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOPE BOY FRESH defeated TUBBY BABE MARTHA in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
BONSUR BUNNY BABE was overpowered by PALMETTA PATTY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEXY SALENA ROCKS was handily defeated by VICIOUS PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHEEZY CREAZY was savagely defeated by BONSUR BABE ROCKS in a 2 minute bloody match.
REV. JIMMY slimly won victory over PAM in a 3 minute novice's contest.
ARDIS subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 9 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 AIMED BLOW 23 - 14 - 2 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 7 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 16 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 24 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 1 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 604 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OLIANDER 5911 12 2 2 115 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-LUNGE ERASMUS 5843 21 20 0 92 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW BETTERTHANEVER 5932 7 1 0 85 WASTELAND II (267)
WALL OF STEEL NEANDERTHAL 5865 16 13 0 84 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY N'ORLEANS NORA 5873 15 14 0 63 BEACH BABES (309)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953 5 1 0 48 SENTINELS (122)
BASHING ATTACK TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915 7 4 1 34 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERASMUS 5843. The most popular warrior this turn
was ERASMUS 5843. The ten other most popular fighters were BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912,
PAM 5963, WHOLLY MOLLY 5926, BETTERTHANEVER 5932, ROSE O' THE REEF 5956, LONG BEACH
LILA 5862, DOPE BOY FRESH 5845, LORD T. JEEBUS 5948, OLIANDER 5911, and EPEE MYSTIQUE
5953.
The least popular fighter this week was SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916. The other ten least
popular fighters were BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914, TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915, BIG BAD DADDY
JR 5882, PENSACOLITA 5831, CHEEZY CREAZY 5949, NEANDERTHAL 5865, CHIOS 5899,
N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, LORRIE 5951, and ARDIS 5964.
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!
Our summer FTF will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 18-20, 2008. It will be
held at the Holiday Inn Select Minneapolis/St. Paul in Blomington, MN, just down the
street from the Mall of America, at 3 Appletree Square (952-854-9000). Rooms are only
$105.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy. There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport
and free shuttle service to the mall; free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guestrooms. There is a large fitness center, jacuzzi, and indoor pool. The
rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block. There are tons of
restaurants nearby at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the hotel.
Hotel info: www.himspairport.com
Mall of America: www.mallofamerica.com
The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!