DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/12/2008    Duedate: 08/25/2008

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-608

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HENRI
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
(7-5062) [13-6-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HENRI                          POSITION IS EMPTY
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)     
(7-5062) [13-6-0,113]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ERASMUS                        PIRES
SENTINELS (122)                IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
(7-5843) [24-21-0,111]         (7-5665) [12-6-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHURCH LADIES (548)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             44
2. CHURCH LADIES (548)         40      CALL TO THUNDER (491)
3. AMEN! (270)                 32      Unchartered Team
4. BEACH BABES (309)           19
5. WESTNMAFIA (551)            11      BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (313)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CALL TO THUNDER (491)     95  47  3 66.9   1/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)       7  4 1
 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          267 176 17 60.3   2/ 3 AMEN! (270)               7  7 0
 3/ 3 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 108  80  3 57.4   3/ 2 SENTINELS (122)           6  9 0
 4/ 4 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)   36  32  4 52.9   4/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 0
 5/ 5 AMEN! (270)               63  61  4 50.8   5/ 6 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  5  4 0
 6/ 6 CHURCH LADIES (548)       58  66  7 46.8   6/ 7 WESTNMAFIA (551)          5  4 0
 7/ 7 WESTNMAFIA (551)          40  52  1 43.5   7/ 1 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)   5  7 0
 8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309)        689 %1026 20 40.2   8/ 8 CALL TO THUNDER (491)     3  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 603): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 611): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 607): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 606): SASHA of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 610): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 607): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 602): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): BLUE MOON of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 592): DANTE FURIOSO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): SALLI VOSS of MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 491): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 224): IMMACULATECONCEPTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 485): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 603): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 611): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 607): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 606): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 610): THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 607): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 592): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,(
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 491): DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 236): RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 224): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 485) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 607): LEONIDAS of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 606): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): MARV JR of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): RIREMA of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 541): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm not the duelmaster of Bonsur today, I tied for recognition with Oliander.
If he should chance to write a column, as I am, I would gladly share this space with
him.  In the meantime, I wish to salute Erasmus, a great opponent who always demands
my best, and to apologize for adding the limes to the last batch of smash.  Who would
have expected that effect?  It must be synergistic.

                                  Long Beach Lila

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out BONSUR to see 
what's new.  Too bad, BONSUR BABES ROCK, but CHURCH LADIES was just too good to be 
stopped.  Uncool, BONSUR BABES ROCK.  I mean 0-4-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed 
to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The guys at CHURCH LADIES like 
really pulled together to get a 3-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for 
HENRI?  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS' proud of him after beating OLIANDER and getting 19 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BARTEZ's match with NEANDERTHAL cost him a 
loss of 41 points!  Was that a tear I saw in HENRI's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't OLIANDER fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being 
a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of SENTINELS must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS? 
SENTINELS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can SENTINELS' OLIANDER be more popular than me?  He was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think 
ERASMUS feels about being challenged by SOLSKJAER, 62 points above him?  If SOLSKJAER 
can't beat a warrior 62 points below himself, that he CHALLENGED, he oughtta be 
selling food in the stands!  People were asking me did CHIOS REALLY challenge 
PENSACOLITA?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but PENSACOLITA wants me to write about it since she 
subdued CHIOS.  Satisfied?  LORD T. JEEBUS must not be a good enough fighter to get 
in fair fights.  He challenged ROSE O' THE REEF.  9 is a big difference.  (Well, 
that's what they tell me.) I thought LORD T. JEEBUS showed great skill and promise 
when he beat ROSE O' THE REEF.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HENRI 5062                   13   6  0   113       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERASMUS 5843                 24  21  0   111       SENTINELS (122)
 LONG BEACH LILA 5862         20  17  0   105       BEACH BABES (309)
 N'ORLEANS NORA 5873          19  14  0   101       BEACH BABES (309)
 NEANDERTHAL 5865             17  16  0    95       SENTINELS (122)
 PIRES 5665                   12   6  0    91       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLIANDER 5911                14   4  2    89       SENTINELS (122)
 BARTEZ 4732                  18  16  0    86       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 PENSACOLITA 5831             17  35  0    86       BEACH BABES (309)
 SOLSKJAER 5477               14   4  1    86       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOPE BOY FRESH 5845          14  10  0    70       WESTNMAFIA (551)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLLY MOLLY 5926             8   4  0    66       AMEN! (270)
 CHIOS 5899                   11  12  0    65       SENTINELS (122)
-YAKAMO NO ONI 5432            8   3  0    62       CALL TO THUNDER (491)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAM 5963                      4   1  1    48       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953            7   3  0    47       SENTINELS (122)
 BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914        9   6  2    45       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
 BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882         6   7  0    42       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912        6   9  0    38       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
 SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916        8   7  1    37       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
 PALMETTA PATTY 5905           8  13  0    37       BEACH BABES (309)
 TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915        8   7  1    36       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD T. JEEBUS 5948           3   4  0    33       AMEN! (270)
-MATSU 5475                    3   1  0    33       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
-PAULA 5923                    4   2  0    30       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 REV. JIMMY 5952               6   2  0    24       AMEN! (270)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RENALDO 5933                  3   0  0    18       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 LORRIE 5972                   1   1  0    16       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 CANDY CANE 5973               1   0  0    16       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 ROSE O' THE REEF 5956         3   5  0    14       BEACH BABES (309)
 UTAKU KAMOKO 5519             2   1  0    14       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
 MIRUMOTO HITOMI 5520          3   0  0    13       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
 SWEET CHRISTMAS 5966          1   2  0    10       AMEN! (270)
-ISAWA 5493                    1   2  0     7       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
-GERI 5965                     0   1  0     7       CHURCH LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHEEZY CREAZY 5949      3  7 0 AMEN! 270            BLACK ORC             608  NONE
BUBBA 5893              1  6 0 WESTNMAFIA 551       MOUNTAIN TROLL        608  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nora -- Well, after these last couple of fights I am glad that what happens on the
arena sands is not always what determines where we stand with you.  Nomad usually
doesn't let us challenge you more than once each, but since I'm losing he says I can
continue the experiments.  Oh joy!  Personally, I prefer your Cabana challenge....
-- Neanderthal

Pensacolita -- Perhaps we can rehash that little match back at the Cabana?  I'm
feeling a bit parched after the exertion. -- Oliander

Lila -- That strat was supposed to help me beat you.  Oh well, back to the drawing
board. -- Erasmus

Wholly Molly -- Third times the charm, I guess.  For you anyway. -- Epee

Kung Fu...crap! -- Chios

Neanderthal -- I was reading just yesterday in a moderately learned journal to the
effect that your people showed greater sophistication in your tool complex than any
Cro-Magnon of like era.  Had one not already been exposed to your civility and
erudition, one might find oneself rethinking one's concept of "Neanderthal"
altogether.  Life is strange, but on the whole good. -- N'Orleans Nora

Sweet Christmas -- Of *course* I couldn't concentrate properly.  It's *totally* the
wrong time of year. -- Rose o'the Reef
P.S.  And you aren't sweet, either.  What a misnomer!

Oliander -- What I think is, I think you and Lila should write a joint column, since
you're tied for it.  I know Lila plans to do something, but I guess she hasn't gotten
hold of you about it?  Oh, well.  Good learning on your part.  I like that in an
opponent.  Good learners value my teaching skills and are less likely to kill me. --
Pensacolita

Bonsur Babe Rocks -- Don't you get tired of having your personal name confused with
your team name?  Or maybe not confused, because it surely felt like I was fighting
your whole team out there.... -- Palmetta Patty

Neanderthal -- But our steps work well together after all this practice.  Maybe we
should take the show on the road. -- Nora

Chios -- You are trying too hard, grasshopper.  You must relax and follow the flow.
All comes in the proper time. -- B. C. Li, Master of Kung-Fu

17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months.  I am relocating, so look for my presence online!  As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
                *****************************************************
                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
                *****************************************************
                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHEEZY CREAZY was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUBBA was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
HENRI handily defeated OLIANDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
SOLSKJAER was vanquished by ERASMUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CHIOS was savagely defeated by PENSACOLITA in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
WHOLLY MOLLY vanquished BONSUR BUNNY BABE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PAM narrowly defeated BONSUR BABE ROCKS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
REV. JIMMY won victory over UTAKU KAMOKO in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
LORD T. JEEBUS vanquished ROSE O' THE REEF in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MIRUMOTO HITOMI luckily beat SWEET CHRISTMAS in a 13 minute Challenge match.
N'ORLEANS NORA outlasted PIRES in a crowd pleasing 11 minute bloody veteran's match.
BARTEZ was unbelievably bested by NEANDERTHAL in a 2 minute veteran's battle.
LONG BEACH LILA handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DOPE BOY FRESH vanquished TUBBY BABE MARTHA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BIG BAD DADDY JR overcame PALMETTA PATTY in a 2 minute bout.
SEXY SALENA ROCKS was bested by EPEE MYSTIQUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
LORRIE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CANDY CANE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        25 -  19 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  17 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  24 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 608 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HENRI 5062                 13   6  0  113 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
PARRY-LUNGE      ERASMUS 5843               24  21  0  111 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW       LONG BEACH LILA 5862       20  17  0  105 BEACH BABES (309)
TOTAL PARRY      N'ORLEANS NORA 5873        19  14  0  101 BEACH BABES (309)
WALL OF STEEL    NEANDERTHAL 5865           17  16  0   95 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   PIRES 5665                 12   6  0   91 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOLSKJAER 5477             14   4  1   86 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953          7   3  0   47 SENTINELS (122)
BASHING ATTACK   TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915      8   7  1   36 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ERASMUS 5843.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PIRES 5665.  The ten other most popular fighters were PENSACOLITA 5831, LORD T. 
JEEBUS 5948, SWEET CHRISTMAS 5966, BARTEZ 4732, PAM 5963, BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912, 
CHIOS 5899, UTAKU KAMOKO 5519, DOPE BOY FRESH 5845, and CANDY CANE 5973.

The least popular fighter this week was MIRUMOTO HITOMI 5520.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915, ROSE O' THE REEF 
5956, OLIANDER 5911, REV. JIMMY 5952, BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914, SOLSKJAER 5477, BUBBA 
5893, CHEEZY CREAZY 5949, and LORRIE 5972.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ERASMUS (7-5843) SENTINELS (122)