DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/26/2008    Duedate: 09/08/2008

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-609

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LONG BEACH LILA
BEACH BABES (309)
(7-5862) [21-17-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LONG BEACH LILA                POSITION IS EMPTY
BEACH BABES (309)              
(7-5862) [21-17-0,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PENSACOLITA                    EPEE MYSTIQUE
BEACH BABES (309)              SENTINELS (122)
(7-5831) [17-36-0,87]          (7-5953) [8-3-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             31
2. BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)     20      CALL TO THUNDER (491)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)         19      Unchartered Team
4. WESTNMAFIA (551)            18
5. CALL TO THUNDER (491)       12       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CALL TO THUNDER (491)     97  47  3 67.4   1/ 3 SENTINELS (122)           9  6 0
 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          272 176 17 60.7   2/ 1 CHURCH LADIES (548)       7  4 0
 3- 3 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 108  80  3 57.4   3/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         7  8 0
 4/ 4 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)   38  34  4 52.8   4/ 8 CALL TO THUNDER (491)     5  1 0
 5/ 5 AMEN! (270)               63  66  4 48.8   5/ 7 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)   5  7 0
 6/ 6 CHURCH LADIES (548)       60  67  7 47.2   6/ 2 AMEN! (270)               5 10 0
 7/ 7 WESTNMAFIA (551)          41  55  1 42.7   7/ 6 WESTNMAFIA (551)          4  7 0
 8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309)        691 %1029 20 40.2   8- 5 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 604): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 612): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 608): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 607): GERDIG IBBINS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 611): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (Wali Kharif, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 607): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 603): OZZY of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): BLUE MOON of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 592): DANTE FURIOSO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): SALLI VOSS of MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 491): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 237): BLACKHAWKZ of RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 225): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 442): FREON NECROPHILIA of DEE CEE (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 486): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 604): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 612): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 608): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 607): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 610): THE VOLS (Wali Kharif, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 607): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 603): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 592): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,(
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 491): DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 237): RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 225): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 442): GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 486) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 612): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          GRUNT of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 607): LEONIDAS of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 611): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (Wali Kharif, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): MARV JR of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): RIREMA of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 541): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  The boys at CHURCH LADIES left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by SENTINELS.  Good show!  Those 
betting on AMEN! lost their shirt, as AMEN! lost their fighting abilities:  0-5-0.  
Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as 
CALL TO THUNDER can attest...  SENTINELS posted a nice gain, to come in 1st.  
Everybody loves a winner...  CHURCH LADIES had cause to celebrate, after PAULA got 15 
points by beating BONSUR BABE ROCKS.  BONSUR BABE ROCKS certainly had a baffled 
expression on hers face, after losing to PAULA and losing 10 points in the process!  
A certain someone saw HENRI at The Swinging Aardvark with the shakes, and now he 
fails to show up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In BONSUR, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, LONG BEACH LILA.  
Word has it one team in BONSUR is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a 
charmed life!   
     And how sociable are BONSUR's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in AMEN! are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 
'em.  The warriors of AMEN! found their efforts at combat frustrated as CALL TO 
THUNDER apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous 
for fifteen minutes, and LORRIE is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't 
CHURCH LADIES proud!  As a confidence booster, WHOLLY MOLLY challenged BONSUR BUNNY 
BABE, down 21 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, WHOLLY 
MOLLY?  Next time WHOLLY MOLLY walks with hers head high remind her of the fight 
where she challenged down 21 points and lost to BONSUR BUNNY BABE.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for BONSUR?  On that giddy 
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONG BEACH LILA 5862         21  17  0   109       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HENRI 5062                   13   6  0   113       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 NEANDERTHAL 5865             18  16  0    98       SENTINELS (122)
 N'ORLEANS NORA 5873          19  15  0    97       BEACH BABES (309)
 OLIANDER 5911                15   4  2    95       SENTINELS (122)
-PIRES 5665                   12   6  0    91       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PENSACOLITA 5831             17  36  0    87       BEACH BABES (309)
-BARTEZ 4732                  18  16  0    86       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-SOLSKJAER 5477               14   4  1    86       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 DOPE BOY FRESH 5845          14  11  0    69       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 CHIOS 5899                   12  12  0    67       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONSUR BUNNY BABE 5914       10   6  2    66       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
-YAKAMO NO ONI 5432            8   3  0    62       CALL TO THUNDER (491)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953            8   3  0    56       SENTINELS (122)
 BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882         7   7  0    50       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 WHOLLY MOLLY 5926             8   5  0    46       AMEN! (270)
 PAULA 5923                    5   2  0    45       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 PAM 5963                      4   2  1    44       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915        9   7  1    42       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
 PALMETTA PATTY 5905           9  13  0    42       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916        8   8  1    40       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MATSU 5475                    3   1  0    33       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
 LORD T. JEEBUS 5948           3   5  0    29       AMEN! (270)
 BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912        6  10  0    28       BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
 UTAKU KAMOKO 5519             3   1  0    24       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
 LORRIE 5972                   2   1  0    24       CHURCH LADIES (548)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REV. JIMMY 5952               6   3  0    21       AMEN! (270)
-RENALDO 5933                  3   0  0    18       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-CANDY CANE 5973               1   0  0    16       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 MIRUMOTO HITOMI 5520          4   0  0    15       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
 ROSE O' THE REEF 5956         3   6  0    15       BEACH BABES (309)
-ISAWA 5493                    1   2  0     7       CALL TO THUNDER (491)
-GERI 5965                     0   1  0     7       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 SWEET CHRISTMAS 5966          1   3  0     6       AMEN! (270)
 SCOOTER 5975                  0   1  0     1       WESTNMAFIA (551)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JIMINY CRICKITT 5982    0  1 0 AMEN! 270            EMBEZZLING SCRIB      609  NONE
#1 5974                 0  1 0 WESTNMAFIA 551       BUTTERCUP             609  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lila -- Nice column.  Obviously I did not write one.  I will save it for when I truly
hold the throne.  But I enjoyed yours; you are worthy of the seat.  Now about that
Henri.... -- Oliander

Solskjaer -- A downchallenge of 62 points?  That must take courage.  I realize there
was nobody above you, but in those cases I have always simply not issued a challenge
and waited to see what came my way.  Well, it appears you came my way.  We at the
Sentinels know that down-challenges are a part of the game for some, but we still
don't appreciate the strategy.  Please know that you can expect the same treatment.
Whenever you show up that is. -- Lord Protector, Erasmus

Ladies -- (All varieties of Babes in this lovely arena!)  There shall be a wonderful
bash to celebrate my immortality of you wish to join in.  We will certainly need
someone to make a good smash!  So the party is on! -- Erasmus, immortal and willing
to show it!

Bartez -- You know, I believe I challenged for that fight and got it the random way.
Painful, but still a win and now here I am in the CCs! -- Neanderthal

Nora -- Most of the stories about my kind are just that, stories.  In fact, most of
those images are based on a long-lost uncle who had bad arthritis.  As you can see, I
may have many flaws, but arthritis is not one of them.  As for my erudition,
Neanderthals usually prefer to keep things simple.  It isn't that we are uneducated,
rather we simply choose to eschew obfuscation.  It is a choice. -- Neanderthal

Pensacolita -- Gotta try.  I haven't seen the learns yet, but I'm hoping your
teaching skills did not desert you!  Nomad has another strat he wants to try on that
one now.  It never ends. -- Chios

Sexy Selena -- Nice fight.  Now see if you can get that boss of yours to write an Ad.
-- Epee Mystique

Chios -- I don't know where that savagery came from.  I was just going along, looking
for a chance to grab the initiative (I wasn't going to steal it, but if you had

chanced to drop it in the sands, well, I wanted to be ready), and all the sudden it
just came OVER me, like a red mist, you know?  Wow, savagery everywhere!  I'm not
used to handling stuff like that. -- Pensacolita

Lord T. Jeebus!  We are looking at a SERIOUS input error here!  Not to belittle your
victory, you earned it, but I don't think I earned QUITE all those lumps.  Even Jorja
can't ignore something this obvious. -- Rose o' the Reef

Pires -- What, after a mere eleven minutes, you give out?  I thought you athletes had
to have more stamina. -- N'Orleans Nora
P.S.  You probably need vitamins.  A good pitcher of smash would do it, I bet.

I would never laugh at M. Chardinee, not having been born a fool.  There are too many
other concealed Chardinees out there to get crossways of them. -- Long Beach Lila

Big Bad Daddy Jr -- I don't like it when people turn a fight around in the last half
minute.  I think we need to work with the choreographer on this.  I should've stayed
on top of that fight. -- Palmetta Patty

Neanderthal -- And you rise to meet it splendidly, every time.  Come ahead, on the
sands or off, we understand the constraints of a less-than-huge arena, and also,
well, you're out there to learn and win, right?  Go for it. -- N'Orleans Nora

Oliander -- Smash, that's what we need.  We both need to get smashed.  Meet me behind
the cabana at moonrise. -- Pensacolita
P.S.  Or earlier.

Our most sincere congratulations to Erasmus! -- Surfer Sam (and Jorja) and the Beach
Babes

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts

            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

#1 was dealt death by BUTTERCUP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WHOLLY MOLLY was demolished by BONSUR BUNNY BABE in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
EPEE MYSTIQUE defeated PAM in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
UTAKU KAMOKO devastated ROSE O' THE REEF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SWEET CHRISTMAS was demolished by LORRIE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
N'ORLEANS NORA was viciously subdued by ERASMUS in a exciting 4 minute master's fight.
NEANDERTHAL overcame PENSACOLITA in a 3 minute expert's fight.
LONG BEACH LILA vanquished DOPE BOY FRESH in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
OLIANDER vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHIOS won victory over SEXY SALENA ROCKS in a 2 minute fight.
TUBBY BABE MARTHA defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute expert vs. novice match.
BIG BAD DADDY JR overpowered REV. JIMMY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
PALMETTA PATTY overcame LORD T. JEEBUS in a 2 minute contest.
BONSUR BABE ROCKS was demolished by PAULA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MIRUMOTO HITOMI outlasted SCOOTER in a tiring 15 minute amateur's conflict.
JIMINY CRICKITT was slaughtered by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  13 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        26 -  20 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  17 -  2      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  24 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LONG BEACH LILA 5862       21  17  0  109 BEACH BABES (309)
WALL OF STEEL    NEANDERTHAL 5865           18  16  0   98 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY      N'ORLEANS NORA 5873        19  15  0   97 BEACH BABES (309)
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIANDER 5911              15   4  2   95 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953          8   3  0   56 SENTINELS (122)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHOLLY MOLLY 5926           8   5  0   46 AMEN! (270)
LUNGING ATTACK   PAM 5963                    4   2  1   44 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BASHING ATTACK   TUBBY BABE MARTHA 5915      9   7  1   42 BONSUR BABES ROCK (554)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PENSACOLITA 5831.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was #1 5974.  The ten other most popular fighters were EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953, PAM 
5963, N'ORLEANS NORA 5873, PENSACOLITA 5831, SEXY SALENA ROCKS 5916, TUBBY BABE 
MARTHA 5915, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, CHIOS 5899, BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882, and PAULA 5923.

The least popular fighter this week was SCOOTER 5975.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MIRUMOTO HITOMI 5520, JIMINY CRICKITT 5982, BONSUR BABE ROCKS 5912, 
DOPE BOY FRESH 5845, SWEET CHRISTMAS 5966, WHOLLY MOLLY 5926, LORD T. JEEBUS 5948, 
REV. JIMMY 5952, LONG BEACH LILA 5862, and NEANDERTHAL 5865.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

N'ORLEANS NORA (7-5873) BEACH BABES (309)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ERASMUS (7-5843) SENTINELS (122)