DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/30/2008 Duedate: 01/12/2009
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-618
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY CHAOTIC DEATH
DAYS OF OLD (561)
(7-5978) [1-8-0,11]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WHOLLY MOLLY SISTER SINISTER
AMEN! (270) AMEN! (270)
(7-5926) [12-10-0,63] (7-6007) [1-1-0,5]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309) 30
2. CALL TO THUNDER (491) 14 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
3. DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 3 Unchartered Team
4. DAYS OF OLD (561) 1
5. APPLICANTS (562) 0 DAYS OF OLD (561)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 CALL TO THUNDER (491) 98 49 3 66.7 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 12 3 0
2- 1*APPLICANTS (562) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 8 7 0
3/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 300 193 18 60.9 3/ 3 AMEN! (270) 5 9 0
4/ 4 AMEN! (270) 81 89 5 47.6 4- 5*APPLICANTS (562) 2 0 0
5- 6 WESTNMAFIA (551) 45 58 1 43.7 5/ 0 CALL TO THUNDER (491) 1 2 0
6/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) 713 %1051 21 40.4 6/ 7*DAYS OF OLD (561) 0 3 0
7/ 0 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 66 122 6 35.1 7/ 0 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471) 0 1 0
8/ 8*DAYS OF OLD (561) 2 8 0 20.0 8- 8 WESTNMAFIA (551) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 613): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 495): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 621): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 616): SHY GUY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 618): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 617): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 603): HOFFA of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 602): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 574): MARY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 566): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 550): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 501): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 241): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 229): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 451): MASTIFF of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 613): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 495): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 621): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 616): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 618): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 617): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 603): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 602): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 574): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 566): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 550): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 501): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 241): UNDESIRABLE'S (Silky, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 229): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 451): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 495) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 613): RECESS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 617): PENSACOLITA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 603): HOFFA of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 602): VORG of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
STAY GOLD of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
(turn 601): FOORMAN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 566): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 501): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. BONSUR needs a spyreport." Oh, well. What was the name of
that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 713-1051-21 you ask? (Sure) BEACH
BABES' their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for UTAKU KAMOKO? CALL TO
THUNDER's proud of her after beating BALDASSARE and getting 13 points. Talk about
yer major upsets! BALDASSARE's match with UTAKU KAMOKO cost him a loss of 11 points!
Was that a tear I saw in PENSACOLITA's eye, as she took over Duelmastership? And
wasn't LORD T. JEEBUS fit to be tied! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to
his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? BEACH BABES was BONSUR's most
avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are
SENTINELS? BEACH BABES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to
accept an invitation! Like, is NEANDERTHAL popular, or what? He was challenged the
most in all of BONSUR! He's got a 21-22-0, is that good? SISTER SINISTER must not
be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. She challenged SALTILLA. 8 is a big
difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought SISTER SINISTER showed great
skill and promise when she was beat by SALTILLA. All right, so I slept through it!
Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Everyone has problems, but why did CALL TO THUNDER send MATSU to
the Dark Arena? She had a 3-1-0, and I thought she looked neat on the sands...
Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEANDERTHAL 5865 21 22 0 95 SENTINELS (122)
LORD T. JEEBUS 5948 10 7 0 95 AMEN! (270)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953 13 7 0 78 SENTINELS (122)
-BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 9 7 0 71 WESTNMAFIA (551)
-FRACUS FRANCINE 5378 8 6 1 70 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
TOM THE LION 5984 6 3 0 67 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PALMETTA PATTY 5905 14 17 0 65 BEACH BABES (309)
WHOLLY MOLLY 5926 12 10 0 63 AMEN! (270)
-YAKAMO NO ONI 5432 8 3 0 62 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UTAKU KAMOKO 5519 4 1 0 37 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986 5 2 1 36 SENTINELS (122)
-REV. JIMMY 5952 9 8 0 35 AMEN! (270)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSE O' THE REEF 5956 6 12 0 33 BEACH BABES (309)
THE PREACHER 6006 2 0 0 28 AMEN! (270)
-HAPPY SINGH 6001 2 1 0 26 APPLICANTS (562)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE VENUS 5990 5 2 1 19 BEACH BABES (309)
SALTILLA 5996 2 2 0 16 BEACH BABES (309)
BALDASSARE 6003 2 1 0 16 SENTINELS (122)
-MIRUMOTO HITOMI 5520 4 0 0 15 CALL TO THUNDER (491)
-SCOOTER 5975 1 3 0 12 WESTNMAFIA (551)
CHAOTIC DEATH 5978 1 8 0 11 DAYS OF OLD (561)
-STRUTTING POP-N-JAY 5466 2 3 0 9 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
SISTER SINISTER 6007 1 1 0 5 AMEN! (270)
-FLOWER CHILD 5980 1 0 0 5 DAYS OF OLD (561)
-PECKISH PETE 5494 0 2 0 2 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEFT LANE 5981 0 1 0 1 WESTNMAFIA (551)
-BOMBASTIC BOB 5505 0 1 0 1 DOUBLE ORDEALERS (471)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ODDS BODKINS 5991 0 1 0 AMEN! 270 LITTLE VENUS 5990 614 NOT REVENGED
ISAWA 5493 1 3 0 CALL TO THUNDER 491 BUTTERCUP 618 NONE
MATSU 5475 3 2 0 CALL TO THUNDER 491 SPYMASTER 618 NONE
DICIN DAN 5452 4 4 1 DOUBLE ORDEALERS 471 BUTTERCUP 618 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Jeebus -- Chainmail? Since when do I wear chainmail?! I think you only on because
of an error by the armorer! And speed. You might be a bit faster. And your attack
is a bit better than mine. And you're a good learner. Ok, maybe it was more than
just the mail, but that didn't help any. -- Neanderthal
Venus -- Now, I don't know what your teammate was talking about with "octopus hands".
I needed every hand I could muster against you. You are a charming little thing and
unless a gentleman gets a firm grip, well, you're likely to slip away! And in the
arena that could be dangerous! -- Baldassare
Wholly Molly -- Wow. Parry. I really need to work on my parry. But the change in
armor seemed to work out well. It is always good to be the challenger. -- Epee
The U Merchant -- You might want to stick to business, although we appreciate the
service you render in the arena by giving out easy wins. -- Hieronymus and Tom
Come on Jeebus, write a column!
Rev. Jimmy -- You're a bad boy, Jimmy! A lot too familiar with a non-consenting
female, you know? Sure, I consented to the FIGHT, not like my manager left me much
CHOICE, but the other stuff, well, it isn't like I MIND having you pat me on the
behind to "encourage" me before the fight and give me a little hug of congratulations
after and all that, but it's just the PRINCIPLE of the thing. I mean, you're a Rev!
Should you be doing this stuff? -- Palmetta Patty
Baldassare -- Should a dwarf be taller than me? Of course, a man should always BE a
couple of inches or so taller, if he can manage it, because it makes kissing easier,
not as much trouble with the noses, you know? But the beard puts me off. -- Little
Venus
P.S. Maybe if you scented it with something other than wine and tobacco?
What the heck? I'm graduating, and I just get a Veteran Mercenary to fight? I
suppose he did his best, or the best the Commission allows him to do, anyway, but
still. Oh, well, a graduation is not to be blown off, right? Party at the cabana
tonight. -- Pensacolita
Chaotic Death -- Something I would prefer to avoid, though I don't mind defeating
you. It might even send some sort of good message to the Gods, help keep me alive,
you know? -- Rose o' the Reef
P.S. I was trying to uphold the chaotic theme of your name by hitting all over the
place. Either that, or I really need more attack skills. If you could teach me
some, it would help.
Happy Singh -- With a name like that, do you expect me to BELIEVE that you weren't
laughing? I definitely heard a chortle, and there's no argument that you were
smiling. I didn't even know humans HAD that many teeth. It was impressive, in its
way. -- Saltilla
Jorja says I'm "so-so" and headed for retirement, probably, so if anyone wants to
know my vital statistics (24-18-24, I'm an elf, you know, and insanely charismatic as
well--the Commission, bless their little hearts, said so), just ask. -- Pensacolita
Baldassare -- Well said! Do come around to the cabana--down the beach from town and
about a quarter of a mile inland, amongst the vins, anyone can tell you where to find
it--for Pensacolita's party. -- Saltilla
Epee -- It *can* get nasty, but it doesn't *need* to. We can just have fun. -- Patty
Pensacolita -- It'll be a shame to see you go, not that a lovely lady won't come
along to fill the roster, but still. Am I invited to the party? -- Rondo the Black,
Mercenary of Long Standing, whose feet hurt and who would like to sit down sometime,
preferably with a drink
Tom the Lion and Hieronymus Zigg-- Yet again proof that I am unsuited for this
position. -- Sam #392, also known as The Userous Merchant
The Preacher -- Enough! I repent! -- Pual Vergas, Versatile Scribe
Sister Sinister -- Ah, just the kind of woman I like! Feel free to "overpower" me at
any time. I am yours. -- Jax'n Curr, Condemned "Pirate"
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MATSU was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DICIN DAN was dealt death by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ISAWA was easily killed by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WHOLLY MOLLY was defeated by EPEE MYSTIQUE in a 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
SISTER SINISTER was unbelievably bested by SALTILLA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LORD T. JEEBUS was bested by PENSACOLITA in a 2 minute brawl.
NEANDERTHAL won victory over VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a exciting 4 minute master's fight.
TOM THE LION handily defeated ROSE O' THE REEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HIERONYMUS ZIGG was vanquished by PALMETTA PATTY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UTAKU KAMOKO overpowered BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LITTLE VENUS defeated ANDORIAN NOBLE in a 2 minute fight.
CHAOTIC DEATH was overpowered by THE PREACHER in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 23 - 25 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 21 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 618 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW LORD T. JEEBUS 5948 10 7 0 95 AMEN! (270)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953 13 7 0 78 SENTINELS (122)
STRIKING ATTACK TOM THE LION 5984 6 3 0 67 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986 5 2 1 36 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WHOLLY MOLLY 5926. The most popular warrior this
turn was SISTER SINISTER 6007. The ten other most popular fighters were NEANDERTHAL
5865, TOM THE LION 5984, THE PREACHER 6006, SALTILLA 5996, DICIN DAN 5452, WHOLLY
MOLLY 5926, EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, UTAKU KAMOKO 5519, and LITTLE
VENUS 5990.
The least popular fighter this week was CHAOTIC DEATH 5978. The other ten least
popular fighters were BALDASSARE 6003, HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986, LORD T. JEEBUS 5948,
ISAWA 5493, MATSU 5475, ROSE O' THE REEF 5956, LITTLE VENUS 5990, UTAKU KAMOKO 5519,
PALMETTA PATTY 5905, and EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PENSACOLITA (7-5831) BEACH BABES (309)