DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/10/2009    Duedate: 03/23/2009

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-623

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHOLLY MOLLY
AMEN! (270)
(7-5926) [15-10-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LORD T. JEEBUS                 POSITION IS EMPTY
AMEN! (270)                    
(7-5948) [13-7-0,112]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WHOLLY MOLLY                   BALDASSARE
AMEN! (270)                    SENTINELS (122)
(7-5926) [15-10-0,97]          (7-6003) [6-2-0,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             58
2. BEACH BABES (309)           21      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)          6      Unchartered Team
4. DAYS OF OLD (561)            1
5. AMEN! (270)                  0WORTHLESSMANAGERS15 (284)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          314 204 19 60.6   1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)           9  6 1
 2/ 2 AMEN! (270)               90  95  5 48.6   2/ 4 AMEN! (270)               6  4 0
 3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       74  82  8 47.4   3/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)       6  4 0
 4/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        724 %1065 22 40.5   4/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 1
 5/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561)          3  12  0 20.0   5/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561)         0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 618): RUM RUNNNER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 500): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 626): KOVARARMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 622): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 612): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 608): ARETE of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 617): SUGAR MAGNOLIA of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 579): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 571): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 555): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 506): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 456): EVANDER GILL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 500): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 618): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 500): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 626): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 622): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 612): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 608): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 607): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 579): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 571): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 555): DUNGEON CELL (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 506): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 232): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 456): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 500) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 617): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): TOAD LIKCER of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 554): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
                               INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in BONSUR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for BALDASSARE?  
SENTINELS' proud of him after beating PALMETTA PATTY and getting 21 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  THE PREACHER got smashed by SALTILLA, and lost 11 points! 
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
WHOLLY MOLLY.  Aren't AMEN! proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real 
snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  CHURCH LADIES was BONSUR's most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are SENTINELS?  CHURCH LADIES, an easy team 
to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can DAYS OF OLD's 
CHAOTIC DEATH be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that 
really the same?  LORD T. JEEBUS is being unfair.  He's challenged down 36 against 
HIERONYMUS ZIGG.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) 
Is this how AMEN! advances, by having their members (LORD T. JEEBUS) fight people 
that are really below them (HIERONYMUS ZIGG)?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager 
sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with MARY ANN's 2-0-0, CHURCH LADIES?  
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  BONSUR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLLY MOLLY 5926            15  10  0    97       AMEN! (270)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD T. JEEBUS 5948          13   7  0   112       AMEN! (270)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986          9   3  1    75       SENTINELS (122)
 CANDY CANE 5973               6   3  1    68       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PALMETTA PATTY 5905          15  21  0    66       BEACH BABES (309)
 PAULA 5923                   11   5  0    65       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953           14  11  0    63       SENTINELS (122)
 BALDASSARE 6003               6   2  0    61       SENTINELS (122)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSE O' THE REEF 5956         9  14  0    47       BEACH BABES (309)
 LITTLE VENUS 5990             8   4  1    46       BEACH BABES (309)
 REV. JIMMY 5952               9  11  0    41       AMEN! (270)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALTILLA 5996                 5   4  1    32       BEACH BABES (309)
 BLUEBURN 6013                 2   0  0    26       SENTINELS (122)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE PREACHER 6006             3   2  0    19       AMEN! (270)
 SISTER SINISTER 6007          3   2  0    18       AMEN! (270)
 CHAOTIC DEATH 5978            2  12  0    18       DAYS OF OLD (561)
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011          1   2  1    15       SENTINELS (122)
-FLOWER CHILD 5980             1   0  0     5       DAYS OF OLD (561)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DUNE DAISY 6009         1  4 0 BEACH BABES 309      KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011  623   
MARY ANN 6012           2  1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548    ARENAMASTER ILHU      623  NONE
TOM THE LION 5984       6  5 0 SENTINELS 122        CANDY CANE 5973       620  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Candy Cane -- I had no idea that would be for the title!  Congratulations on the win
and the title.  I hadn't planned on bloodfeuding again, but maybe if you still hold
the title after this turn? -- Epee

Chaotic Death -- You are no where near as charming an opponent as the Babes, but in
some ways that makes the slicing and dicing a bit easier.  Hang in there, big guy. --
Baldassare

Dear Venus -- Don't sell yourself short, you are lacking in neither beauty or
charisma.  I am sure we can find a nice quiet place along the beach for a chat.  I
look forward to your charming presence. -- Baldy

     Matchmakers R Us.

Dune Daisy -- Most challenged and on a team that does not avoid, yet I get the random
matchup?  I'll take the nice start to the career.  Be careful, too much time on the
beach and you might get a burn. -- Blueburn

Patty -- I was worried about the experience difference, but apparently that was no
problem.  You are an excellent teacher. -- Heironymus

Hieronymus Zigg -- Wild paintings your namesake does, and it seems to manifest in you
as being wild on the sands.  Ouch! -- Palmetta Patty

Paula -- Argh!  I was doing okay till you brought out the baked bean casserole and
the jello-fruit-marshmallow salad.  Urk. -- Rose o' the Reef

The Userous Merchant?  Bah.  He thinks everything is about money.  Well, okay, he's a
golem, so maybe he doesn't "think" as such, but he's a cash register golem. -- Little
Venus

     Ah, we have been found out!  But how else is the arena to break even? --
     Arenamaster Ilhume'

That was the only way I could get the Persistent Beggar to STOP. -- Saltilla

Blueburn -- Heck.  Um, how about calling that a "welcome to Bonsur" gift?  I don't
plan to make a habit of it, you know. -- Dune Daisy

Baldy -- You're such a sweet man. -- Little Venus

Neanderthal -- Any time.  You really add something to the party. -- the Beach Babes

Sister Sinister -- There are always alternatives to sitting. -- Dune Daisy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARY ANN was butchered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LORD T. JEEBUS won victory over HIERONYMUS ZIGG in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT murdered DUNE DAISY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLUEBURN devastated CHAOTIC DEATH in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
CANDY CANE was demolished by WHOLLY MOLLY in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
PALMETTA PATTY lost to BALDASSARE in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PAULA overcame REV. JIMMY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
EPEE MYSTIQUE won victory over LITTLE VENUS in a 2 minute duel.
ROSE O' THE REEF vanquished SISTER SINISTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE PREACHER lost to SALTILLA in a 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   7 -  2      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        24 -  26 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 623 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  WHOLLY MOLLY 5926          15  10  0   97 AMEN! (270)
AIMED BLOW       LORD T. JEEBUS 5948        13   7  0  112 AMEN! (270)
TOTAL PARRY      HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986        9   3  1   75 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANDY CANE 5973             6   3  1   68 CHURCH LADIES (548)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAULA 5923                 11   5  0   65 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953         14  11  0   63 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 6003             6   2  0   61 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WHOLLY MOLLY 5926.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BALDASSARE 6003.  The ten other most popular fighters were LORD T. JEEBUS 
5948, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, PAULA 5923, SALTILLA 5996, BLUEBURN 6013, EPEE MYSTIQUE 
5953, ROSE O' THE REEF 5956, HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011, and WHOLLY 
MOLLY 5926.

The least popular fighter this week was THE PREACHER 6006.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SISTER SINISTER 6007, REV. JIMMY 5952, CANDY CANE 5973, CHAOTIC 
DEATH 5978, DUNE DAISY 6009, MARY ANN 6012, LITTLE VENUS 5990, WHOLLY MOLLY 5926, 
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011, and HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986.