DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/24/2009    Duedate: 04/06/2009

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-624

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHOLLY MOLLY
AMEN! (270)
(7-5926) [16-10-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LORD T. JEEBUS                 POSITION IS EMPTY
AMEN! (270)                    
(7-5948) [14-7-0,114]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WHOLLY MOLLY                   CANDY CANE
AMEN! (270)                    CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-5926) [16-10-0,102]         (7-5973) [6-4-1,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309)           24
2. AMEN! (270)                 21      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)          7      Unchartered Team
4. DAYS OF OLD (561)            1
5. SENTINELS (122)             -3      YO HO HO! (317)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          315 208 19 60.2   1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)           8  7 1
 2/ 2 AMEN! (270)               94  96  5 49.5   2/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         7  7 1
 3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       75  83  8 47.5   3/ 2 AMEN! (270)               6  4 0
 4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)        727 %1066 22 40.5   4/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       5  3 0
 5/ 5 DAYS OF OLD (561)          3  13  0 18.8   5/ 5 DAYS OF OLD (561)         0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 501): HORMONAL GROWTH OF WIDE WORLD OF... (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 627): KOVARARMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 623): WHOLLY MOLLY of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 613): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHOCO BOBA BABY of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 608): MIGHTY BOSSTONE of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 580): MORNGRIM THOTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 556): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 507): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): EVANDER GILL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 501): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 627): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 523): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 613): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 608): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 580): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 556): DUNGEON CELL (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 507): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 232): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): TONY SIRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHARNEL of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
                               INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  BEACH BABES had cause to celebrate, after ROSE 
O' THE REEF got 15 points by beating BALDASSARE.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of 
which, ROSE O' THE REEF was winsome, after beating BALDASSARE and seeing him lose 12 
points.  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by HIERONYMUS ZIGG, 
of SENTINELS, who despite a 9-4-1 couldn't overcome BONSUR's Number 1.  So who was 
the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's 
got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are BONSUR's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of CHURCH LADIES should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  
The warriors of CHURCH LADIES found their efforts at combat frustrated as SENTINELS 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and HIERONYMUS ZIGG is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  
Isn't SENTINELS proud!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in BONSUR would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  BONSUR, I leave you now.  The 
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny 
Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLLY MOLLY 5926            16  10  0   102       AMEN! (270)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD T. JEEBUS 5948          14   7  0   114       AMEN! (270)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986          9   4  1    78       SENTINELS (122)
 PAULA 5923                   12   5  0    76       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953           15  11  0    74       SENTINELS (122)
 PALMETTA PATTY 5905          15  22  0    67       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDY CANE 5973               6   4  1    64       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 ROSE O' THE REEF 5956        10  14  0    62       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE VENUS 5990             9   4  1    50       BEACH BABES (309)
 BALDASSARE 6003               6   3  0    49       SENTINELS (122)
 REV. JIMMY 5952               9  12  0    39       AMEN! (270)
 SALTILLA 5996                 6   4  1    36       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE PREACHER 6006             4   2  0    30       AMEN! (270)
 BLUEBURN 6013                 2   1  0    24       SENTINELS (122)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER SINISTER 6007          4   2  0    23       AMEN! (270)
 CHAOTIC DEATH 5978            2  13  0    19       DAYS OF OLD (561)
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011          1   3  1    12       SENTINELS (122)
-FLOWER CHILD 5980             1   0  0     5       DAYS OF OLD (561)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DUNE DAISY 6009         1  4 0 BEACH BABES 309      KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011  623   
TOM THE LION 5984       6  5 0 SENTINELS 122        CANDY CANE 5973       620  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jeebus -- Did you see that?!  I slipped one past the parry!  Sweet!  Okay, the rest
of the fight stunk, but that was cool. -- Hieronymus

Daisy and the Babes -- What an unfortunate turn of events, that Daisy's time here
should be so limited.  With another team I would say that I am available for a
bloodfeud, but in this case perhaps we can simply lift some smash in her memory. --
Kronos Grimholt

Patty -- A 35 to 7 FE disadvantage and I manage to win a "mismatched" fight?!  Wow.
All that and nice learns as well, that was a mighty nice turn.  You Babes are nice.
-- Baldassare

Venus -- Despite the style matchup, in this case at least, experience paid off. --
Eppe Mystique

Kronos Grimholt -- Wow, scary name.  Oh, and you killed me, too, so scary person!
Well, darn. -- Dune Daisy, the late
P.S.  Low con.

Baldassare -- You're getting good at this.  Wow.  Ouch, also. -- Palmetta Patty

Epee Mystique -- And, you can use them to knit a sweater, too. -- Little Venus
P.S.  If you're domestically inclined.  I wouldn't know from personal practice.

Sister Sinister -- I wonder if I should call myself Sister Dexter? -- Rose O' the
Reef
P.S.  Nah, I don't like the name Dexter.

The Preacher -- Maybe less preaching and more practicing?  Think of it as karmic
prayer. -- Saltilla

Blueburn -- Looks like I did, doesn't it? -- Ghost of Dune Daisy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EPEE MYSTIQUE bested CANDY CANE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Bloodfeud fight.
PAULA demolished PALMETTA PATTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
REV. JIMMY was defeated by LITTLE VENUS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BLUEBURN was bested by SALTILLA in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
WHOLLY MOLLY savagely defeated HIERONYMUS ZIGG in a exciting 2 minute Title fight.
LORD T. JEEBUS bested M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute gory duel.
BALDASSARE slimly lost to ROSE O' THE REEF in a 2 minute bloody match.
THE PREACHER handily defeated CHAOTIC DEATH in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SISTER SINISTER viciously subdued KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   5 -  1      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        25 -  25 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  2      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 624 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  WHOLLY MOLLY 5926          16  10  0  102 AMEN! (270)
AIMED BLOW       LORD T. JEEBUS 5948        14   7  0  114 AMEN! (270)
TOTAL PARRY      HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986        9   4  1   78 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAULA 5923                 12   5  0   76 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953         15  11  0   74 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANDY CANE 5973             6   4  1   64 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 6003             6   3  0   49 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WHOLLY MOLLY 5926.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CANDY CANE 5973.  The ten other most popular fighters were WHOLLY MOLLY 
5926, THE PREACHER 6006, SISTER SINISTER 6007, EPEE MYSTIQUE 5953, ROSE O' THE REEF 
5956, LORD T. JEEBUS 5948, LITTLE VENUS 5990, SALTILLA 5996, BALDASSARE 6003, and 
PAULA 5923.

The least popular fighter this week was KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REV. JIMMY 5952, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, CHAOTIC DEATH 5978, 
HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986, BLUEBURN 6013, PAULA 5923, BALDASSARE 6003, SALTILLA 5996, 
LITTLE VENUS 5990, and LORD T. JEEBUS 5948.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LORD T. JEEBUS (7-5948) AMEN! (270)