DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/11/2009    Duedate: 08/24/2009

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-634

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              POSITION IS EMPTY

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PALMETTA PATTY                 CANDY CANE
BEACH BABES (309)              CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-5905) [15-32-0,77]          (7-5973) [9-6-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AMEN! (270)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AMEN! (270)                 26
2. BEACH BABES (309)           21      SENTINELS (122)
3. DAYS OF OLD (561)            7      Unchartered Team
4. CHURCH LADIES (548)          6
5. SENTINELS (122)              5      THE MEN (416)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          347 226 20 60.6   1/ 3 AMEN! (270)              10  4 1
 2- 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 116  81  4 58.9   2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          10  5 1
 3/ 3 AMEN! (270)              110 107  6 50.7   3/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         5  9 0
 4/ 0 CHURCH LADIES (548)       83  91 11 47.7   4- 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  3  1 0
 5/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        749 %1092 22 40.7   5/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561)         1  2 0
 6/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561)          5  21  0 19.2   6/ 0 CHURCH LADIES (548)       1  3 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 629): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 511): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 635): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 630): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 628): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 618): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 562): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 566): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 517): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 237): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BADGER of RUSSIAN BIRDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 629): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 511): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 635): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 630): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 628): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 618): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 262): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 566): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 517): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 237): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 632): SOLSKJAER of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
                           BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 581): PLATINUM BLONDE of TEAM TRIANGLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
               (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
                           A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  SENTINELS?  Who?  AMEN! is the top team these days, buddies!  Practice 
pays for THE PREACHER, who pummelled KRONOS GRIMHOLT, to pocket 18 points.  THE 
PREACHER'S WIFE certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to 
DEANNA DELITE and losing 14 points in the process!  CANDY CANE found out that BONSUR 
isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one 
team in BONSUR is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll 
bet it works.   
     And how sociable are BONSUR's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in SENTINELS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to 
avoid 'em.  The warriors of SENTINELS found their efforts at combat frustrated as 
AMEN! apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and CHAOTIC DEATH is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't 
DAYS OF OLD proud!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Those who owe 
PAULA of CHURCH LADIES money and had written her off, take note:  she'S BACK FROM THE 
DARK ARENA!!!  AND she'S MAD!!!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself 
must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Do not 
despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HENRI 5062                   15   6  0   125       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-PIRES 5665                   14   6  0   104       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 PAULA 5923                   17   5  3   100       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 BLUEBURN 6013                 8   5  1   100       SENTINELS (122)
 THE PREACHER 6006             9   3  0    93       AMEN! (270)
 BALDASSARE 6003              13   6  0    91       SENTINELS (122)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDY CANE 5973               9   6  1    90       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 PALMETTA PATTY 5905          15  32  0    77       BEACH BABES (309)
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011          8   6  1    72       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALTILLA 5996                13   7  1    63       BEACH BABES (309)
 SISTER SINISTER 6007          8   4  0    63       AMEN! (270)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE VENUS 5990            14   9  1    52       BEACH BABES (309)
 CHAOTIC DEATH 5978            4  21  0    37       DAYS OF OLD (561)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEANNA DELITE 6016            5   4  0    32       BEACH BABES (309)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RENALDO 5933                  4   0  0    13       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 HAIL MARY 6031                1   0  1    12       AMEN! (270)
 THE PREACHER'S WIFE 6029      2   1  0     9       AMEN! (270)
 JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028        2   1  0     8       AMEN! (270)
 BLAGO THE AXE 6027            1   2  0     6       SENTINELS (122)
-FLOWER CHILD 5980             1   0  0     5       DAYS OF OLD (561)
 MARY ANN 6019                 0   1  0     1       CHURCH LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROSE O' THE REEF 5956  15 18 0 BEACH BABES 309      BLUEBURN 6013         633   
MARGO 6020              0  3 0 CHURCH LADIES 548    HAIL MARY 6031        634   
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           PAULA 5923            634  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Preacher -- You wouldn't find as many listeners if they'd seen you behind the
cabana last night. -- Little Venus

Epee Mystique -- No, sorry, epees just don't whack it for me.  Or for you, eh? --
Palmetta Patty

Blueburn -- You must've really worked at that one, because I was not without hit
points. -- Ghost of Rose

What am I going to do with a Captured Pirate?  I suppose I could set him to pulping
fruit for the next batch of smash, but he just doesn't seem to have the knack. --
Saltilla

The Preacher's Wife -- Ah, you're in training to give your man what-for about the
activities behind the cabana, eh?  Good for you! -- Deanna Delite

Our heartfelt congratulations to Epee Mystique. -- the Beach Babes

We salute all who participated in the tourney. -- the Beach Babes

Solskjaer and Bartez -- We seem to have missed notice of your advancement last time.
Queen Gemra offers you an autographed ball in recognition of your graduation.  Odd,
because it's a round ball, and I thought football was played with a not-round ball?
But then, I'm not particularly knowledgeable about sports, so I may be wrong. --
Chancellor Grendall
P.S.  I have no idea who autographed it, but it wasn't Gemra.

Epee Mystique -- For a charming young lady, I would wish to find some suitable gift,
but the available goods are few and inadequate at the moment.  Ah, I am assuming that
you have no wish for an autographed ball?  However, would you do ME the honor of
allowing an old man such as myself to escort you to a "luau" being held at the Beach
Babes' cabana? -- Chancellor Grendall

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PAULA butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
THE PREACHER vanquished KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT was overpowered by CHAOTIC DEATH in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE PREACHER'S WIFE was devastated by DEANNA DELITE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
EPEE MYSTIQUE unbelievably bested CANDY CANE in a popular 4 minute expert's brawl.
BLUEBURN overpowered PALMETTA PATTY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BALDASSARE overcame SALTILLA in a action packed 1 minute melee.
SISTER SINISTER vanquished LITTLE VENUS in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
MARGO was slaughtered by HAIL MARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLAGO THE AXE beat MARY ANN in a 3 minute gory novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   3 -  3      82  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  10 -  2      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 634 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PAULA 5923                 17   5  3  100 CHURCH LADIES (548)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUEBURN 6013               8   5  1  100 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 6003            13   6  0   91 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANDY CANE 5973             9   6  1   90 CHURCH LADIES (548)
AIMED BLOW       SISTER SINISTER 6007        8   4  0   63 AMEN! (270)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PALMETTA PATTY 5905.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CANDY CANE 5973.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE PREACHER 
6006, BLUEBURN 6013, SISTER SINISTER 6007, MARY ANN 6019, PAULA 5923, DEANNA DELITE 
6016, CHAOTIC DEATH 5978, BALDASSARE 6003, SALTILLA 5996, and HAIL MARY 6031.

The least popular fighter this week was MARGO 6020.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028, BLAGO THE AXE 6027, LITTLE VENUS 5990, PALMETTA 
PATTY 5905, THE PREACHER'S WIFE 6029, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011, HAIL MARY 6031, SALTILLA 
5996, BALDASSARE 6003, and CHAOTIC DEATH 5978.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EPEE MYSTIQUE (7-5953) SENTINELS (122)