DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/25/2009 Duedate: 09/07/2009
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-635
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CANDY CANE
CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-5973) [10-6-1,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CANDY CANE POSITION IS EMPTY
CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-5973) [10-6-1,106]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PALMETTA PATTY KRONOS GRIMHOLT
BEACH BABES (309) SENTINELS (122)
(7-5905) [15-33-0,78] (7-6011) [9-6-1,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHURCH LADIES (548) 35
2. BEACH BABES (309) 24 SENTINELS (122)
3. SENTINELS (122) 21 Unchartered Team
4. AMEN! (270) 20
5. DAYS OF OLD (561) 0 THE MEN (416)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 350 228 20 60.6 1/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 11 4 1
2/ 3 AMEN! (270) 113 109 6 50.9 2/ 1 AMEN! (270) 10 5 1
3/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 85 92 11 48.0 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 5 9 0
4/ 5 BEACH BABES (309) 752 %1094 22 40.7 4/ 6 CHURCH LADIES (548) 3 4 1
5- 6 DAYS OF OLD (561) 5 21 0 19.2 5- 5 DAYS OF OLD (561) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 630): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 512): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 611): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 629): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 634): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 620): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 619): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 591): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 567): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 518): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 630): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 512): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 611): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 629): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 634): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 620): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 619): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 591): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 567): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 518): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): SUPER SENIOR of GENERATION X (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): KATIRONA MURH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 619): GALLOPING THOST of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in BONSUR! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Too bad, AMEN!, but SENTINELS
was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for CANDY CANE? CHURCH LADIES' proud of
her after beating THE PREACHER and getting 16 points. Talk about yer big time
losers! THE PREACHER got smashed by CANDY CANE, and lost 11 points! And I was just
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome CANDY CANE.
Aren't CHURCH LADIES proud. (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors
get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? SENTINELS was BONSUR's most avoided team. Is there
some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are AMEN!? SENTINELS, an easy
team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is
CANDY CANE popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of BONSUR! She's
got a 10-6-1, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear
from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. BONSUR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANDY CANE 5973 10 6 1 106 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLUEBURN 6013 9 5 1 103 SENTINELS (122)
-PAULA 5923 17 5 3 100 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BALDASSARE 6003 14 6 0 97 SENTINELS (122)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011 9 6 1 83 SENTINELS (122)
THE PREACHER 6006 9 4 0 82 AMEN! (270)
PALMETTA PATTY 5905 15 33 0 78 BEACH BABES (309)
SALTILLA 5996 14 7 1 70 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISTER SINISTER 6007 8 5 0 61 AMEN! (270)
LITTLE VENUS 5990 15 9 1 60 BEACH BABES (309)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEANNA DELITE 6016 6 4 0 39 BEACH BABES (309)
-CHAOTIC DEATH 5978 4 21 0 37 DAYS OF OLD (561)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028 3 1 0 24 AMEN! (270)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAIL MARY 6031 2 0 1 20 AMEN! (270)
THE PREACHER'S WIFE 6029 3 1 0 18 AMEN! (270)
MARY ANN 6019 1 1 0 11 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BLAGO THE AXE 6027 1 3 0 6 SENTINELS (122)
-FLOWER CHILD 5980 1 0 0 5 DAYS OF OLD (561)
HAYMAKER 6032 0 1 0 1 SENTINELS (122)
QUEENIE 6034 0 1 0 1 BEACH BABES (309)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROSE O' THE REEF 5956 15 18 0 BEACH BABES 309 BLUEBURN 6013 633
MARGO 6020 0 3 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 HAIL MARY 6031 634
SUE 6033 0 1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 BUTTERCUP 635 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Ghost of Rose and the rest of the Babes -- I can't believe that happened. She wasn't
supposed to die! And I wasn't supposed to get so busy that I failed to even note her
passing! It got so crazy around here that Epee even failed to write a column! Many
a glass of smash has and will be raised in her honor! -- Blueburn
Patty -- See, you can survive such a fight! Cheers! -- Blueburn
Yeah, about that missed column, sorry about that. I gave the others some ideas for
when they get a chance to write one. For now I am off to the Isle, Yankee Rose is
now no longer the only female in Nomad's AD guildhouse. -- Lord Protector, Epee
Mystique (And for the last time, they are NOT knitting needles! And my favorite
turned out to be a longspear--trying knitting with one of those!)
Maybe if you were a Shew, or even better a large troll....
Chancellor Grendall -- A luau at the Cabana is always a fun thing. Perhaps while we
are there we can discuss those lands I shall be receiving? "Granted title and land,"
that is what the letter said... -- Lord Protector, Epee Mystique
Preacher -- You seem to be the fire and brimstone type of guy. Never really liked
those types. -- Kronos
Saltilla -- Now that was a nice little fight. A little back and forth, tit for tat,
repartee. It makes the time with a beautiful lady go by so quickly. -- Baldassare
Mary Ann -- Weren't you stuck on an island with Ginger, Gilligan, and some other
folks once? Don't like boats now and thought you'd stick to the sand? -- Blago
Position Is Empty? Egad and forsooth! It seems to be the fault of these wretched
Footballers, going off and abandoning their responsibilities. No smash for them! --
the Beach Babes
The Preacher's Wife -- What I don't understand is how you came to marry someone so
much shorter than you are. But whatever the reason that might be, you're developing
well in the arena and I predict that he won't dare to speak harshly to you. -- Deanna
Delite
Blueburn -- You can't have been giving that match your whole attention, or you would
have gotten one more point of recognition (I don't see why anyone had trouble
recognizing you, but what do I know?) and have all sorts of honors. -- Palmetta Patty
P.S. You probably need more smash. Maybe we should do something special with the
next batch.
Baldassare -- That was well done. -- Saltilla
P.S. I'm just not feeling creative in the word department today. Sorry.
Sister Sinister -- It's all a plot, isn't it? -- Little Venus
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUE was barely slain by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE PREACHER was devastated by CANDY CANE in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT viciously subdued PALMETTA PATTY in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SISTER SINISTER was bested by SALTILLA in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
BLAGO THE AXE was overpowered by THE PREACHER'S WIFE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BALDASSARE devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLUEBURN viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
LITTLE VENUS overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DEANNA DELITE vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MARY ANN overpowered HAYMAKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAIL MARY handily defeated QUEENIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 3 - 3 81 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 10 - 2 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 12 - 1 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 17 - 21 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 635 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CANDY CANE 5973 10 6 1 106 CHURCH LADIES (548)
STRIKING ATTACK BLUEBURN 6013 9 5 1 103 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 6003 14 6 0 97 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK SALTILLA 5996 14 7 1 70 BEACH BABES (309)
AIMED BLOW SISTER SINISTER 6007 8 5 0 61 AMEN! (270)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PALMETTA PATTY 5905. The most popular warrior this
turn was KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011. The ten other most popular fighters were BLUEBURN
6013, SISTER SINISTER 6007, CANDY CANE 5973, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, BALDASSARE 6003,
HAIL MARY 6031, SUE 6033, SALTILLA 5996, THE PREACHER'S WIFE 6029, and DEANNA DELITE
6016.
The least popular fighter this week was QUEENIE 6034. The other ten least popular
fighters were HAYMAKER 6032, THE PREACHER 6006, LITTLE VENUS 5990, BLAGO THE AXE
6027, JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028, MARY ANN 6019, DEANNA DELITE 6016, THE PREACHER'S WIFE
6029, SALTILLA 5996, and SUE 6033.