DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/06/2009 Duedate: 10/19/2009
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-638
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6011) [12-6-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KRONOS GRIMHOLT POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6011) [12-6-1,113]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PALMETTA PATTY CANDY CANE
BEACH BABES (309) CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-5905) [16-35-0,83] (7-5973) [11-7-1,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
AMEN! (270)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122) 70
2. AMEN! (270) 13 SENTINELS (122)
3. BEACH BABES (309) -1 Unchartered Team
4. CHURCH LADIES (548) -8
BABIA MAJORA (271)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 359 234 20 60.5 1/ 1 AMEN! (270) 10 5 0
2/ 2 AMEN! (270) 123 114 6 51.9 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 9 6 0
3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 89 94 12 48.6 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309) 758 %1103 22 40.7 4/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 4 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 633): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 515): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 639): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (?.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 634): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 637): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 623): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 622): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 594): MORNGRIM THORTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 586): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 570): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 521): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 251): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 239): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 633): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 515): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 639): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 636): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 623): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen Hatebreed, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 622): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 594): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 586): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 570): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 521): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 251): EXTRADITION (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 239): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): SPLIT II (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 514): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 613): LOVARNO of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 633): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 637): BALDASSARE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 622): THE CLOSER of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 622): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of BONSUR. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. AMEN! had cause to
celebrate, after JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT got 23 points by beating PALMETTA PATTY. A
certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 12
points to BLUEBURN. (Discrete enough, SALTILLA?) In BONSUR, nothing is permanent
(except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, BALDASSARE. Word has it one
team in BONSUR is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll
bet it works.
So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the
lion, so did the "warriors" in BONSUR avoid BEACH BABES. Like a pup with its tail
between its legs, AMEN! scurried away from BEACH BABES. Oh, the shame! If
challenges were horses, SALTILLA could open up a fast food joint! Willing to win at
any cost is THE PREACHER'S WIFE, who challenged HAYMAKER, 14 points junior. Our
sympathies, HAYMAKER! I thought THE PREACHER'S WIFE showed great skill and promise
when she lost to HAYMAKER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... The audience gave a
nice round of rasberries to DEANNA DELITE of BEACH BABES, for expiring in such an
ungraceful fashion. 7-6-0, indeed! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match
itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for BONSUR? On that giddy
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011 12 6 1 113 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAULA 5923 17 5 3 100 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CANDY CANE 5973 11 7 1 96 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BLUEBURN 6013 10 7 1 94 SENTINELS (122)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028 6 1 0 87 AMEN! (270)
THE PREACHER 6006 10 6 0 85 AMEN! (270)
PALMETTA PATTY 5905 16 35 0 83 BEACH BABES (309)
SALTILLA 5996 15 9 1 69 BEACH BABES (309)
SISTER SINISTER 6007 10 6 0 68 AMEN! (270)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE VENUS 5990 16 11 1 66 BEACH BABES (309)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAIL MARY 6031 4 1 1 38 AMEN! (270)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARY ANN 6019 3 1 1 33 CHURCH LADIES (548)
HAYMAKER 6032 2 2 0 30 SENTINELS (122)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLAGO THE AXE 6027 2 5 0 20 SENTINELS (122)
SUZIE 6015 1 1 0 20 CHURCH LADIES (548)
THE PREACHER'S WIFE 6029 5 2 0 17 AMEN! (270)
QUEENIE 6034 2 2 0 15 BEACH BABES (309)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEANNA DELITE 6016 7 6 0 BEACH BABES 309 MARY ANN 6019 638
MARGO 6020 0 3 0 CHURCH LADIES 548 HAIL MARY 6031 634 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
It's possible that personals beyond what you see below were submitted by way of
the web, but if so, hal rejected them or ate them or something. Sorry, but it
happens. Try sending plain text if you've had personals fail to come through.
Haymaker -- Why make hay? What's the use of hay? Unless you're a cow, I suppose, or
maybe a horse. But still, why not let the farmers make hay? While the sun shines,
if it ever does. -- Queenie
Blueburn -- Sunscreen. SPF 50. I was prepared. -- Palmetta Patty
Sister Sinister -- But not today, huh? Works for me. -- Saltilla
Jumpin Jehosaphat -- You make me nervous, jumping around like that all the time. I
don't think it's safe. -- Little Venus
P.S. Jumping with a sword is probably just as bad as running with scissors.
Blago the Axe -- Not really. I mean, it's OKAY, if you like that kind of thing, but,
you know, not for every day. -- Deanna Delite
Kronos -- You say the sweetest things! -- Patty
Our congratulations to Baldassare. -- Jorja and the Beach Babes
Candy Cane -- You are a dangerous lady. Not as sweet as a guy might first expect.
And what is with this graduation notice? I won't complain, despite the commission's
failure to live up to their lands pledge, but I had not expected it. -- Lord
Protector Baldassare
Queenie -- Titles of royalty are all well and good, but on the sand it comes down
your ability to wield a blade. Hopefully I will have more like that one. So, how
are your smash making skills? Or does royalty prefer a more refined drink? --
Haymaker
Patty -- Nice fight. Perhaps we can discuss it over a bit of smash, you have much to
teach a young warrior. -- Blueburn
The Preacher -- My team mates seem to be having trouble with your spouse. But I am
happy to say that you were beatable. I suspect we shall meet again. -- Kronos
Grimholt
Lord Protector Baldassare, and others who are interested -- Queen Gemra has called a
conference to "thrash out" this business of lands. She feels keenly that, though
supplying lands is not her business, yet you have a reasonable right to expect to
receive some. Thus, the conference. It won't happen this week because of scheduling
problems, but by next time the arena meets to fight, there should be, if not lands,
at least a meaningful discussion thereof. -- Chancellor Grendal
P.S. She suggests you mention to your colleagues that King Cyrath of Sunset is
planning to attend, also.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLUEBURN devastated SALTILLA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HAIL MARY was vanquished by LITTLE VENUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
THE PREACHER'S WIFE was demolished by HAYMAKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MARY ANN butchered DEANNA DELITE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
CANDY CANE was subdued by BALDASSARE in a 2 minute master's competition.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT vanquished THE PREACHER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
PALMETTA PATTY was overpowered by JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SISTER SINISTER overpowered VICIOUS PIRATE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SUZIE was unbelievably bested by BLAGO THE AXE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
QUEENIE vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 4 - 2 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 11 - 3 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 16 - 1 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 19 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 638 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011 12 6 1 113 SENTINELS (122)
STRIKING ATTACK BLUEBURN 6013 10 7 1 94 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028 6 1 0 87 AMEN! (270)
SLASHING ATTACK SALTILLA 5996 15 9 1 69 BEACH BABES (309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PALMETTA PATTY 5905. The most popular warrior this
turn was CANDY CANE 5973. The ten other most popular fighters were SISTER SINISTER
6007, SUZIE 6015, BLUEBURN 6013, JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028, LITTLE VENUS 5990, HAYMAKER
6032, MARY ANN 6019, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011, BLAGO THE AXE 6027, and QUEENIE 6034.
The least popular fighter this week was PALMETTA PATTY 5905. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE PREACHER 6006, DEANNA DELITE 6016, THE PREACHER'S WIFE
6029, HAIL MARY 6031, SALTILLA 5996, QUEENIE 6034, BLAGO THE AXE 6027, KRONOS
GRIMHOLT 6011, MARY ANN 6019, and HAYMAKER 6032.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BALDASSARE (7-6003) SENTINELS (122)