DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/20/2009    Duedate: 11/02/2009

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-639

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KRONOS GRIMHOLT
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6011) [13-6-1,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KRONOS GRIMHOLT                POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)                
(7-6011) [13-6-1,120]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PALMETTA PATTY                 SALTILLA
BEACH BABES (309)              BEACH BABES (309)
(7-5905) [16-36-0,84]          (7-5996) [16-9-1,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             34
2. BEACH BABES (309)           15      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)          7      Unchartered Team
4. AMEN! (270)                  0
                                       DISCIPLES (356)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          364 234 21 60.9   1/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          12  3 1
 2- 2 AMEN! (270)              123 114  6 51.9   2/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         7  8 0
 3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       89  96 12 48.1   3- 1 AMEN! (270)               5  5 0
 4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)        760 %1106 22 40.7   4/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)       4  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 634): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 516): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 640): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 635): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 638): KRONOS GRIMHOLD of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 624): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 623): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 595): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): BENT FENDER of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 571): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 522): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 252): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 240): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 472): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 516): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 634): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 516): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 640): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 624): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen Hatebreed, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 623): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 595): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 571): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 523): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 252): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 240): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 472): SPLIT II (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 516) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): BALDASSARE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 622): THE CLOSER of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 571): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                           MODEL PRISONER of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Thank you Baldassare!

My outgoing comrade takes out the previous Duelmaster leaving the throne nice and
vacant for me to step into!  Yah gotta like that!  I think that is worthy of a whole
mug of smash all by itself!  How 'bout that Patty--I don't sound too grim now, do I?
All it takes is a title and a mug of smash!

Now, who to challenge?  That is always an interesting topic in an arena of this size.
A warrior that doesn't fight, a teammate and a foe that I am not at all certain I can
defeat.  Paula, I'm challenging you on the off chance you fight this turn!

Good luck in the tourney everyone, I don't think the boss is planning on entering any
Sentinels this time--kinda a bummer, as he usually sends a couple.

-- Kronos Grimholt, Duelmaster of Bonsur

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, AMEN!, since SENTINELS took 
top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see SALTILLA win a fight and gain 12 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BLAGO 
THE AXE beat QUEENIE and QUEENIE lost 4 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Looks 
like BONSUR has some guts at least, KRONOS GRIMHOLT the Duelmaster was this turn's 
most-challenged warrior.  And if variety is the spice of life, BONSUR may be getting 
bland, as KRONOS GRIMHOLT stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
BONSUR?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
BONSUR, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  CHURCH LADIES the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SENTINELS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for BONSUR's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in BONSUR to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this 
place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011         13   6  1   120       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUEBURN 6013                11   7  1   101       SENTINELS (122)
-PAULA 5923                   17   5  3   100       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 CANDY CANE 5973              11   8  1    95       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT 6028        6   1  0    87       AMEN! (270)
-THE PREACHER 6006            10   6  0    85       AMEN! (270)
 PALMETTA PATTY 5905          16  36  0    84       BEACH BABES (309)
 SALTILLA 5996                16   9  1    81       BEACH BABES (309)
 LITTLE VENUS 5990            17  11  1    71       BEACH BABES (309)
-SISTER SINISTER 6007         10   6  0    68       AMEN! (270)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAIL MARY 6031                4   1  1    38       AMEN! (270)
 HAYMAKER 6032                 3   2  0    35       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARY ANN 6019                 3   1  1    33       CHURCH LADIES (548)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAGO THE AXE 6027            3   5  0    24       SENTINELS (122)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUZIE 6015                    1   1  0    20       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-THE PREACHER'S WIFE 6029      5   2  0    17       AMEN! (270)
 QUEENIE 6034                  2   3  0    11       BEACH BABES (309)
 CAJETAN 6036                  1   0  1    11       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEANNA DELITE 6016      7  6 0 BEACH BABES 309      MARY ANN 6019         638   
SURFIN' SARAH 6037      0  1 0 BEACH BABES 309      CAJETAN 6036          639   
PAM 6035                0  1 0 CHURCH LADIES 548    STONE GOLEM           639  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Preacher's Wife -- Not so fast, little lady.  That was quite the challenge.  Down a
bunch of points.  Down in FE.  And you have defeated me before.  Do you make those
challenges freqeuntly?  We will remember that one!  And I will remember that I won!
-- Haymaker

Suzie -- I won!  I won!  I won! -- Blago

Candy Cane -- A nice little sendoff! -- Baldassare

Blueburn -- You're getting good at that.  I'd congratulate you on the win, but,
really, did you have to hit me in the face?  I'm still using that face. -- Saltilla

Hail Mary -- Well... glad that was fast, and, of course, glad to have a win. --
Little Venus

Mary Ann -- Huh, see if I ever teach YOU any skills again! -- Ghost of Deanna Delite

Jumpin Jehosaphat -- It makes my head ache just to watch you bouncing around. --
Palmetta Patty

The Mordant Deserter is pathetic, but what else is new? -- Queenie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PAM was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT luckily beat CANDY CANE in a 2 minute veteran's Title melee.
BLUEBURN overpowered PALMETTA PATTY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SALTILLA bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gory fight.
LITTLE VENUS demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HAYMAKER vanquished ANDORIAN NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLAGO THE AXE beat QUEENIE in a 4 minute brawl.
CAJETAN easily killed SURFIN' SARAH in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  1      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  11 -  3      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  16 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 639 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KRONOS GRIMHOLT 6011       13   6  1  120 SENTINELS (122)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUEBURN 6013              11   7  1  101 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  SALTILLA 5996              16   9  1   81 BEACH BABES (309)
AIMED BLOW       LITTLE VENUS 5990          17  11  1   71 BEACH BABES (309)
BASHING ATTACK   HAYMAKER 6032               3   2  0   35 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PALMETTA PATTY 5905.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PAM 6035.  The ten other most popular fighters were SALTILLA 5996, KRONOS 
GRIMHOLT 6011, CANDY CANE 5973, BLUEBURN 6013, LITTLE VENUS 5990, HAYMAKER 6032, 
QUEENIE 6034, CAJETAN 6036, BLAGO THE AXE 6027, and SURFIN' SARAH 6037.

The least popular fighter this week was PALMETTA PATTY 5905.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SURFIN' SARAH 6037, BLAGO THE AXE 6027, CAJETAN 6036, QUEENIE 
6034, HAYMAKER 6032, LITTLE VENUS 5990, BLUEBURN 6013, CANDY CANE 5973, KRONOS 
GRIMHOLT 6011, and SALTILLA 5996.