DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/17/2009    Duedate: 11/30/2009

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-641

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CANDY CANE
CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-5973) [12-8-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CANDY CANE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
CHURCH LADIES (548)            
(7-5973) [12-8-1,112]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PALMETTA PATTY                 SARAH SUNDANCE
BEACH BABES (309)              BEACH BABES (309)
(7-5905) [16-38-0,86]          (7-6038) [1-1-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHURCH LADIES (548)         44
2. SENTINELS (122)             -6      SENTINELS (122)
3. BEACH BABES (309)          -10      Unchartered Team

                                       THE MEN (416)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          370 238 21 60.9   1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          11  4 1
 2/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       92  96 12 48.9   2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         5 10 0
 3/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)        763 %1113 22 40.7   3/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)       3  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 636): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 518): GULBY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 642): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 637): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 640): KRONOS GRIMHOLT of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 625): ORBIN PAES of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 626): MESHUGGAH MUMMY of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 625): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 597): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 589): UTANO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 266): XYOKOR YAHL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 573): DACIMOUSEL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 524): SHALAITHA of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 474): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 518): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 636): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 518): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 642): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 637): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 640): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 625): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 626): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 625): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 597): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 589): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 266): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 573): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 524): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 241): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 518) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 636): MAJOR PAYNE of LAB EXPERIEMENTS (The Mun?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 641): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                          PSYCHIC FRIEND of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 640): KRONOS GRIMHOLT of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 626): MESHUGGAH MUMMY of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
                            DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 624): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 596): MORNGRIM THORTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 589): UTANO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 474): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Just call me Lord Protector Kronos Grimholt!  (Note that is Grimholt with a "T"
at the end, not a "D" as they seem to want to spell it for the Regional News.)  Now
that is something worthy of being un-Grim about and raising a mug of smash!  Indeed,
Ladies, shall we not party so that I can leave you with a fine memory of how a name
is just a name?  Indeed I am sure we can find some fine ways to pass my remaining
time here in Bonsur.
     It even seems that I might have convinced Nomad to let me fight in AD.  I am off
to Crysalis!  Sure, things there go a bit slower than around here, but that just
means more down time for smash, right?  I am not surprised I have made it to
immortality, although I will admit to being a bit surprised at the speed of the trip.
A small arena opens up opportunities, I guess, but I would rather see this arena
return to a more thriving mode.
     But enough of depressing thoughts!  I have a throne to pass on to Blueburn and a
graduation party to, well, party at!  So raise a mug of smash to your favorite Lord
Protector!  (#15 from the Sentinels!)

--Lord Protector, Kronos Grimholt

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for BONSUR.  MVP award for CANDY CANE?  CHURCH 
LADIES' proud of her after beating BLUEBURN and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  QUEENIE got smashed by SUZIE, and lost 13 points!  This Duelmaster 
is like something else!  KRONOS GRIMHOLT stopped SALTILLA dead in hers tracks!  I 
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of AMEN! must be 
getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I 
don't?  I don't know what CHURCH LADIES' been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from AMEN!, that's fer sher.  Can SENTINELS' BLUEBURN be more 
popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDY CANE 5973              12   8  1   112       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAULA 5923                   17   5  3   100       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUEBURN 6013                12   8  1    88       SENTINELS (122)
 PALMETTA PATTY 5905          16  38  0    86       BEACH BABES (309)
 LITTLE VENUS 5990            18  12  1    79       BEACH BABES (309)
 SALTILLA 5996                16  11  1    70       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY ANN 6019                 4   1  1    47       CHURCH LADIES (548)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAYMAKER 6032                 4   3  0    36       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUZIE 6015                    2   1  0    33       CHURCH LADIES (548)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAGO THE AXE 6027            4   6  0    20       SENTINELS (122)
 CAJETAN 6036                  2   1  1    15       SENTINELS (122)
 QUEENIE 6034                  3   4  0    13       BEACH BABES (309)
 SARAH SUNDANCE 6038           1   1  0    10       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEANNA DELITE 6016      7  6 0 BEACH BABES 309      MARY ANN 6019         638   
SURFIN' SARAH 6037      0  1 0 BEACH BABES 309      CAJETAN 6036          639  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sarah Sundance -- Well, I guess I should have said that the Babes don't deliberately
bloodfeud.  When the random matchup sets it up you appear to do it just fine.  You
are a fine example of a Babe.  Now about that smash... -- Cajetan

Little Venus -- You are such a sweet little thing.  And I never doubted that you
could kill a houseplant.  After all, you have already done so once.  Just leave me
out of that discussion. -- Blueburn

Queenie -- Wait, I won that fight the last time!  This whole fighting thing isn't
going very well at the moment. -- Blago the Axe

A pirate?  In a port city?  Did he really think that I would just let him walk away?
What is a good hammer for, anyway, if not to keep the riff-raff under control?  Get
yourself a real job, scoundrel!  Like maybe a guard or something, I hear they have
room for ambitious types. -- Haymaker

     We have too many ambitious guards as it is!

Kronos Grimholt -- You remain yourself, as always:  focused and competent.  Drop by
the cabana this evening, as we are having "original" smash--the first kind, with
cranberries.  It should be good and full of vitamins and stuff, too. -- Palmetta
Patty
P.S.  I've heard a suggestion of adding ginger beer to the mix.  Intriguing.

Blueburn -- I'm just glad that I do *not* burn blue!  The very idea of it sets my
teeth on edge. -- Little Venus
P.S.  Though I do wonder, how else could teeth be?

The Venomous Gigolo is amazingly pushy, forward, invasive of one's personal space,
you name it.  I think us women should gang up on him in an alley and remove his
ability to be obnoxious. -- Saltilla

Blago the Axe -- I was just trying to *find* you.  What a job! -- Queenie

Cajetan -- I never thought I would dance with a man shorter than I am, but you kept
me on my toes. -- Sara Sundance
P.S.  And where is the sun, anyway?  I'm supposed to dance in it, but I'm not seeing
much in the way of sunlight.

Cajetan -- I'm sure we can talk about it, and my teammates assure me that this will
be a prime batch of smash. -- Sarah, who gave up surfin' to dance in the sun

Our congratulations to Kronos Grimholt. -- Jorja and the Beach Babes

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CANDY CANE devastated BLUEBURN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MARY ANN subdued HAYMAKER in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SUZIE demolished QUEENIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT overpowered SALTILLA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE VENUS bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
PALMETTA PATTY was beaten by KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
BLAGO THE AXE overcame SARAH SUNDANCE in a 2 minute melee.
CAJETAN vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   1 -  1      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  10 -  2      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  13 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 641 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CANDY CANE 5973            12   8  1  112 CHURCH LADIES (548)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUEBURN 6013              12   8  1   88 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW       LITTLE VENUS 5990          18  12  1   79 BEACH BABES (309)
SLASHING ATTACK  SALTILLA 5996              16  11  1   70 BEACH BABES (309)
BASHING ATTACK   HAYMAKER 6032               4   3  0   36 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PALMETTA PATTY 5905.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SARAH SUNDANCE 6038.  The ten other most popular fighters were CANDY CANE 
5973, SUZIE 6015, LITTLE VENUS 5990, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, MARY ANN 6019, BLAGO THE 
AXE 6027, BLUEBURN 6013, HAYMAKER 6032, QUEENIE 6034, and SALTILLA 5996.

The least popular fighter this week was CAJETAN 6036.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SALTILLA 5996, QUEENIE 6034, HAYMAKER 6032, BLUEBURN 6013, BLAGO THE 
AXE 6027, MARY ANN 6019, PALMETTA PATTY 5905, LITTLE VENUS 5990, SUZIE 6015, and 
CANDY CANE 5973.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) SENTINELS (122)