DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/30/2010 Duedate: 12/13/2010 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-668 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SUZIE CHURCH LADIES (548) (7-6015) [13-2-2,140] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SUZIE POSITION IS EMPTY CHURCH LADIES (548) (7-6015) [13-2-2,140] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite QUEENIE ESCHER BEACH BABES (309) UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) (7-6034) [18-16-0,92] (7-5201) [12-7-1,73] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BEACH BABES (309) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BEACH BABES (309) 53 2. UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) 37 SENTINELS (122) 3. TOOL SHED (262) 30 Unchartered Team 4. BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) 8 5. BUNION SQUAD (167) 7 CESTYLL (476) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 436 294 22 59.7 1/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 9 6 0 2- 2 WASTELAND II (267) 906 630 30 59.0 2/ 1 BUNION SQUAD (167) 8 7 0 3/ 3 BUNION SQUAD (167) 85 73 1 53.8 3/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 7 6 0 4/ 4 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) 29 26 2 52.7 4/ 4 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) 6 9 0 5/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 115 108 14 51.6 5/ 8 TOOL SHED (262) 5 5 0 6/ 6 TOOL SHED (262) 39 41 0 48.8 6/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 4 3 1 7/ 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) 112 119 6 48.5 7/ 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) 2 3 0 8- 7 SERPENTS HOLD (565) 22 28 3 44.0 8- 7 WASTELAND II (267) 1 0 0 9/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) 841 %1169 24 41.8 9- 6 SERPENTS HOLD (565) 1 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 663): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 545): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 668): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 640): KENYA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 664): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 659): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 667): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 652): HATCHET MAN of ROGUES GALLERY (Obregon, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 653): BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 652): TERRE HAUTE of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 620): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 607): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 600): HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 551): BEAST of DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 497): WHITE WIZARD of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 545): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 663): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 545): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 668): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 640): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 664): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 659): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 667): BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 652): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 653): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 652): 420 B.C. (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 620): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 607): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 600): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 551): DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 497): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 545) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 663): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 668): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) CADILLAC DUNDEE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 640): KENYA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) CASSIS of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 666): BETTERTHANEVER of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 653): BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal) PINCH BLISTER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 652): DISEASE of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.) (turn 651): TERRA SIGILLATA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 620): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 598): ROCKHOG JR of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) FAROMAN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 497): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BEACH BABES now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, TOOL SHED has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for LUAU LILA, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing KHALHUMS DWARF like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was MARY ANN, who dropped 12 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with QUEENIE. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was BUNION SQUAD's BLACKJACK, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by SUZIE. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid TOOL SHED, please raise you hand. Wow. Does BONSUR really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BUNION SQUAD's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from TOOL SHED. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, ALPHONSO BLACK would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster. Well, there's the manager of the BONSUR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUZIE 6015 13 2 2 140 CHURCH LADIES (548) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RAMROD 1514 24 12 1 107 BUNION SQUAD (167) -BABY JESUS 5853 8 1 0 101 WASTELAND II (267) -PAULA 5923 17 5 3 100 CHURCH LADIES (548) QUEENIE 6034 18 16 0 92 BEACH BABES (309) -BARILOCHE 6050 12 9 1 92 SENTINELS (122) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ETUGEN KHAN 6043 10 12 0 90 SENTINELS (122) BLACKJACK 1529 14 12 0 88 BUNION SQUAD (167) LUAU LILA 6065 10 7 1 84 BEACH BABES (309) CHAINSAW CHUCK 2582 13 4 0 80 TOOL SHED (262) MARY ANN 6019 12 4 1 79 CHURCH LADIES (548) ESCHER 5201 12 7 1 73 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -COUNT SMACKULA 5835 10 3 1 63 WASTELAND II (267) KONA KATE 6064 13 4 0 58 BEACH BABES (309) THE SHADOW DANCER 6090 5 6 1 57 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ORSINIUS 6073 8 5 0 56 SENTINELS (122) SARAH SUNDANCE 6038 11 18 0 51 BEACH BABES (309) THE ARENA STALKER 6086 7 4 0 48 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHANCE 6057 8 6 1 47 SERPENTS HOLD (565) ANNIE AWL 3432 5 1 0 43 TOOL SHED (262) ROSS 5381 6 7 0 40 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) SHEWISH PRINCESS 6092 2 7 0 38 BUNION SQUAD (167) THE SHADE PRANCER 6088 7 4 0 35 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ALPHONSO BLACK 6108 3 0 0 32 SENTINELS (122) REDONDO RHONDA 6066 7 10 0 31 BEACH BABES (309) -URSA MAJOR 6094 2 3 0 31 SENTINELS (122) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE BIBLE THUMPER 6087 5 6 0 21 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) MARGO 6091 2 1 0 20 CHURCH LADIES (548) SAW HORSE 3430 3 3 0 18 TOOL SHED (262) SHELLAC 6097 1 1 0 16 TOOL SHED (262) THE CONVINCIAN 6111 2 0 0 14 BUNION SQUAD (167) NIKKI NAILS 6095 1 1 0 14 TOOL SHED (262) MANET 5462 1 3 0 6 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) THE THROAT RIPPER 6109 1 2 0 5 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) BALLISTA 6110 0 2 0 2 BUNION SQUAD (167) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BLAGO THE AXE 6027 15 16 0 SENTINELS 122 RAMROD 1514 665 SONYA 6055 10 5 1 SERPENTS HOLD 565 SUZIE 6015 667 UNDEAD COBBLER 5780 0 1 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS 169 ARENAMASTER ILHU 668 NONE UNDEAD INMATE 5476 0 1 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS 169 BANDIT PRINCE 668 NONE PERSONAL ADS Orsinius -- A noble effort on behalf of Blago, but you risk more than embarassment in challenging me. Your bravery is to be applauded. -- Ramrod Shellac -- Surely you were drunk when you visited the smithy for your fighting gear. -- the Convincian Rhonda -- That'll teach the commission handicappers! -- Princess Shadow Dancer -- I hope the education you received was worth the scarred arse. -- Blackjack Ripper -- An odd fight, and one I should have won... another time. -- Ballista Bariloche -- If I turn that new rating on you, ho! You might be unpleasantly surprised! -- Queenie Shewish Princess -- Good gods, woman! You are a queen among students. -- Redondo Rhonda Mary Ann -- I never know what to SAY to a church lady. This is a real problem, because I have to write a LETTER to one SOON. And I have no CLUE what to say. -- Luau Lila The Shade Pranc -- Yes, well, I was ready for you. I do sunlight, not shade. -- Sarah Sundance The Arena Stalk -- Bah. Golems can't benefit by a really good caffeine-laced smash. Your loss. -- Kona Kate Obregon -- Hope you got the diplo? -- Jorja We salute Bonsur's tourney participants, especially those who achieved tourney victor status, even though it seems you're strangers here.... -- Jorja and the Beach Babes LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS UNDEAD INMATE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. UNDEAD COBBLER was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. ETUGEN KHAN was demolished by RAMROD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. SHEWISH PRINCESS was bested by THE ARENA STALKER in a 1 minute Challenge contest. MARGO was defeated by ALPHONSO BLACK in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match. BALLISTA was devastated by NIKKI NAILS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. SUZIE devastated BLACKJACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched Title match. MARY ANN was overcome by QUEENIE in a action packed 2 minute expert's melee. CHAINSAW CHUCK vanquished THE SHADOW DANCER in a 1 minute uneven fight. ESCHER viciously subdued ORSINIUS in a popular 2 minute brutal fight. LUAU LILA handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. KONA KATE viciously subdued VICIOUS PIRATE in a 2 minute bloody conflict. ANNIE AWL savagely defeated REDONDO RHONDA in a 1 minute bloody match. SARAH SUNDANCE was beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory mismatched conflict. THE SHADE PRANCER vanquished SAW HORSE in a 4 minute mismatched bout. ROSS vanquished THE BIBLE THUMPER in a 1 minute one-sided fray. MANET was devastated by SHELLAC in a 2 minute mismatched brawl. THE THROAT RIPPER was defeated by THE CONVINCIAN in a 3 minute novice's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 3 - 0 73 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 17 - 1 63 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 20 - 0 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 - 0 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 28 - 2 46 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 1 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 0 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 - 0 30 | Turn 668 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 4 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 4 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK SUZIE 6015 13 2 2 140 CHURCH LADIES (548) WALL OF STEEL RAMROD 1514 24 12 1 107 BUNION SQUAD (167) LUNGING ATTACK MARY ANN 6019 12 4 1 79 CHURCH LADIES (548) PARRY-LUNGE ESCHER 5201 12 7 1 73 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169) SLASHING ATTACK ORSINIUS 6073 8 5 0 56 SENTINELS (122) TOTAL PARRY THE SHADE PRANCER 6088 7 4 0 35 BONSUR LONG NAMES (568) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is QUEENIE 6034. The most popular warrior this turn was ESCHER 5201. The ten other most popular fighters were MARY ANN 6019, KONA KATE 6064, THE ARENA STALKER 6086, SUZIE 6015, SARAH SUNDANCE 6038, MANET 5462, ALPHONSO BLACK 6108, QUEENIE 6034, LUAU LILA 6065, and ANNIE AWL 3432. The least popular fighter this week was THE BIBLE THUMPER 6087. The other ten least popular fighters were SAW HORSE 3430, REDONDO RHONDA 6066, BALLISTA 6110, SHEWISH PRINCESS 6092, ETUGEN KHAN 6043, UNDEAD COBBLER 5780, THE THROAT RIPPER 6109, SHELLAC 6097, THE SHADE PRANCER 6088, and ORSINIUS 6073.