DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/22/2011    Duedate: 04/04/2011

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-676

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHAINSAW CHUCK
TOOL SHED (262)
(7-2582) [17-5-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHAINSAW CHUCK                 POSITION IS EMPTY
TOOL SHED (262)                
(7-2582) [17-5-0,124]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

QUEENIE                        ALPHONSO BLACK
BEACH BABES (309)              SENTINELS (122)
(7-6034) [23-19-0,90]          (7-6108) [7-1-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHURCH LADIES (548)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. REAVERS (392)               25
2. BEACH BABES (309)           19      SENTINELS (122)
3. TOOL SHED (262)              8      Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122)              6
5. UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)         3      SADISTS II (497)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          446 307 22 59.2   1/ 1 CHURCH LADIES (548)       7  2 0
 2/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      126 112 15 52.9   2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         7  8 0
 3/ 3 TOOL SHED (262)           48  47  0 50.5   3/ 3 TOOL SHED (262)           5  3 0
 4/ 0 REAVERS (392)            153 161 15 48.7   4/ 0 REAVERS (392)             1  0 0
 5/ 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)     118 129  6 47.8   5/ 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)      1  1 0
 6/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)        862 %1188 25 42.0   6/ 4 SENTINELS (122)           1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 671): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 553): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 676): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 648): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 672): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 675): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 661): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 628): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 615): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 608): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): TORANS ULROL of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 671): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 553): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 676): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 648): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 672): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 675): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 661): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 660): GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (Action, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 628): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 615): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 608): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 670): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                           BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
                           BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
                           FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
               (turn 659): ICE of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           SASQUATCH of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
                           HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Wow!!  Twice in a row.  If I get a third I believe I am outa here.  I know Kona
has to be lookin for a rematch so I will not avoid.  Good luck to all and if I win I
will reveal my awesomeness next turn. 

                      Chainsaw

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see GATEWAY win a fight and gain 25 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GATEWAY beat MARY 
ANN and MARY ANN lost 18 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like BONSUR has 
some guts at least, CHAINSAW CHUCK the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged 
warrior.  BARILOCHE challenged BONSUR's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, BONSUR may be getting bland, as CHAINSAW CHUCK stays 
top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, BONSUR?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  CHURCH LADIES was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like SENTINELS avoided them the most this 
turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in BONSUR to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine 
city of BONSUR.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAINSAW CHUCK 2582          17   5  0   124       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAULA 5923                   19   5  3   122       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 GATEWAY 6051                 10   7  2   108       REAVERS (392)
 KONA KATE 6064               19   6  0   103       BEACH BABES (309)
 ESCHER 5201                  16   8  1    96       UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
 BARILOCHE 6050               14  12  1    92       SENTINELS (122)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEENIE 6034                 23  19  0    90       BEACH BABES (309)
 MARY ANN 6019                14   5  1    82       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 LUAU LILA 6065               13  12  1    76       BEACH BABES (309)
 SARAH SUNDANCE 6038          14  23  1    74       BEACH BABES (309)
 ORSINIUS 6073                10   8  0    72       SENTINELS (122)
-SCRAMBLER 4735                9  10  1    72       REAVERS (392)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETUGEN KHAN 6043             10  15  0    62       SENTINELS (122)
 ALPHONSO BLACK 6108           7   1  0    62       SENTINELS (122)
-HARPOON 4796                  8   7  0    58       REAVERS (392)
-SCALP-HUNTR 4755              8   9  0    57       REAVERS (392)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDONDO RHONDA 6066          11  14  0    53       BEACH BABES (309)
-L'DY DEATHSTRIKE 4754         9  10  2    51       REAVERS (392)
-MARGO 6091                    5   2  0    41       CHURCH LADIES (548)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAW HORSE 3430                5   4  0    39       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIKKI NAILS 6095              3   1  0    33       TOOL SHED (262)
 ROSS 5381                     7  11  0    32       UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
-ANNIE AWL 3432                5   3  0    31       TOOL SHED (262)
 EILEEN 6126                   3   1  1    25       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 URSA MAJOR 6094               4   6  0    24       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I'm back!!! -- Gateway

Hopefully the Sentines were back on the sands this turn.  The strategy sheets were
sent in, but they might not have made it on time.  If they are not there this turn,
they will be back next time. -- Nomad

Paula -- Those comments were TOTALLY uncalled-for.  I mean, who would call for
comments like that?  I'm a Good Girl, and don't you forget it. -- Queenie
P.S.  What's wrong with having a decent tan?  No one wants to look like raw fish.

Chainsaw Chuck -- The announcer was quite right!  I do NOT believe you defeated me in
a mere two minutes. -- Kona Kate

Mary Ann -- (Mutter grumble boo hiss.) -- Sarah Sundance

I'll show that Kung-Fu Master the meaning of "narrow"! -- Luau Lila

Saw Horse -- Huh, I saw a horse once.  I didn't like it. -- Redondo Rhonda

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARILOCHE was bested by CHAINSAW CHUCK in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
EILEEN was demolished by REDONDO RHONDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MARY ANN was overpowered by GATEWAY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PAULA devastated ORSINIUS in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ESCHER bested LUAU LILA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
KONA KATE overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
QUEENIE overpowered ETUGEN KHAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SARAH SUNDANCE was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute expert's duel.
ALPHONSO BLACK vanquished SAW HORSE in a exciting 7 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
URSA MAJOR was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROSS was demolished by NIKKI NAILS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   0 -  2     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  13 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  27 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  18 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  1      36  |

Turn 676 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CHAINSAW CHUCK 2582        17   5  0  124 TOOL SHED (262)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAULA 5923                 19   5  3  122 CHURCH LADIES (548)
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 6051               10   7  2  108 REAVERS (392)
PARRY-LUNGE      ESCHER 5201                16   8  1   96 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
STRIKING ATTACK  BARILOCHE 6050             14  12  1   92 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ALPHONSO BLACK 6108         7   1  0   62 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY      SAW HORSE 3430              5   4  0   39 TOOL SHED (262)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is QUEENIE 6034.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALPHONSO BLACK 6108.  The ten other most popular fighters were PAULA 5923, 
BARILOCHE 6050, SARAH SUNDANCE 6038, GATEWAY 6051, ESCHER 5201, CHAINSAW CHUCK 2582, 
REDONDO RHONDA 6066, QUEENIE 6034, NIKKI NAILS 6095, and ORSINIUS 6073.

The least popular fighter this week was ROSS 5381.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were URSA MAJOR 6094, SAW HORSE 3430, MARY ANN 6019, EILEEN 6126, ETUGEN 
KHAN 6043, KONA KATE 6064, LUAU LILA 6065, ORSINIUS 6073, NIKKI NAILS 6095, and 
QUEENIE 6034.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CHAINSAW CHUCK (7-2582) TOOL SHED (262)