DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2011    Duedate: 06/13/2011

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-681

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KONA KATE
BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6064) [21-9-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KONA KATE                      FARGO
BEACH BABES (309)              THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
(7-6064) [21-9-0,95]           (7-6159) [1-0-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SARAH SUNDANCE                 REDONDO RHONDA
BEACH BABES (309)              BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6038) [16-26-1,92]          (7-6066) [15-15-1,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)    46
2. BEACH BABES (309)           10      BEACH BABES (309)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)          0      Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122)              0
                                       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SENTINELS (122)          461 312 22 59.6   1/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)        10  5 0
 2- 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      131 117 17 52.8   2- 1 SENTINELS (122)           7  3 0
 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)        875 %1200 26 42.2   3- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       5  5 2
 4/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)   1   4  0 20.0   4/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 676): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 558): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 681): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 653): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 677): MAURINA OBEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 672): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 680): ETUGEN KHAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 666): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 665): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 633): KOLLY LIGGITT of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 620): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 613): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 564): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 510): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 558): STASSIA of UP TO NO GOOD (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 676): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 558): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 681): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 653): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 677): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 672): TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 680): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 665): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 666): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 665): KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 633): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 620): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 613): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 564): VENTURE BROS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 510): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 558) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 676): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 557): LORINDA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
                           FREDILILLA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 681): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 652): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 671): SWIVEL of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
                            STUMP JUMPER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 680): QUEENIE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 679): PAULA of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 664): DELION of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 665): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  SENTINELS?  Who?  BEACH BABES is the top team these days, buddies!  THE 
MOTHERSHIP 017 had cause to celebrate, after FARGO got 13 points by beating CONDEMNED 
PIRATE.  LUAU LILA certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to 
VENOMOUS GIGOLO and losing 15 points in the process!  Can you believe it?  ETUGEN 
KHAN apparently has better things to do as BONSUR's Duelmaster than show up and 
fight!  What can be a greater victory?  KONA KATE has taken hers place as the top, as 
BONSUR's new Duelmaster.  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last 
week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in BONSUR would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  BONSUR, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The 
Swinging Aardvark.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KONA KATE 6064               21   9  0    95       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ETUGEN KHAN 6043             14  15  0   115       SENTINELS (122)
-ORSINIUS 6073                13   9  0   101       SENTINELS (122)
 SARAH SUNDANCE 6038          16  26  1    92       BEACH BABES (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALPHONSO BLACK 6108           9   3  0    86       SENTINELS (122)
 LUAU LILA 6065               15  15  1    74       BEACH BABES (309)
 REDONDO RHONDA 6066          15  15  1    68       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EILEEN 6126                   5   1  1    36       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARGO 6091                    5   4  0    33       CHURCH LADIES (548)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISKEYJACK 6152              2   0  0    19       SENTINELS (122)
-DEBBIE 6127                   1   1  0    14       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 FARGO 6159                    1   0  0    13       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
-JANUS 6153                    0   1  0     1       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
URSA MAJOR 6094         5  7 0 SENTINELS 122        REDONDO RHONDA 6066   678  REVENGED
AA11 6163               0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 ARENAMASTER ILHU      681  NONE
BEGGAR 6161             0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 WURM KIN              681  NONE
ODDEYE 6162             0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 BLACK ORC             681  NONE
STRIKE 6160             0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 MOUNTAIN TROLL        681  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, it seems that I am at an end of fighting here.  Okay, I can do that.  I will
retire and devote myself to making really good smash. -- Queenie
P.S.  QS, mod/low, if you want to know, 13-10-13-15-15-5-13.

Alphonso Black -- I was really "up" for that fight, having heard a rumor of
graduation in the offing.  Or onning?  Whatever.  Let me treat you to a great smash.
-- Queenie

Orsinius -- Drat.  Not my day, I guess.  Which does happen, much though I would
prefer that it did not.  Good fight. -- Kona Kate

I curl my lip at M. Chardinee.  Queenie thinks I should be polite, but I don't FEEL
polite today, okay? -- Sarah Sundance

Don't even THINK of suggesting that I be polite to the Khalhums Dwarf. -- Luau Lila

Margo -- Looks like the handicapper had it in for you. -- Redondo Rhonda

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AA11 was butchered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ODDEYE was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
STRIKE was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEGGAR was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
QUEENIE demolished VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SARAH SUNDANCE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KONA KATE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
LUAU LILA was vanquished by VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
REDONDO RHONDA won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FARGO overpowered CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   8 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   8 -  2      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  16 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 681 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    KONA KATE 6064             21   9  0   95 BEACH BABES (309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SARAH SUNDANCE 6038.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was REDONDO RHONDA 6066.  The ten other most popular fighters were SARAH 
SUNDANCE 6038, KONA KATE 6064, STRIKE 6160, FARGO 6159, AA11 6163, ODDEYE 6162, 
BEGGAR 6161, LUAU LILA 6065,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was LUAU LILA 6065.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEGGAR 6161, ODDEYE 6162, AA11 6163, FARGO 6159, STRIKE 6160, KONA KATE 
6064, SARAH SUNDANCE 6038, REDONDO RHONDA 6066,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KONA KATE (7-6064) BEACH BABES (309)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

QUEENIE (7-6034) BEACH BABES (309)