DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/26/2011    Duedate: 08/08/2011

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-685

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

REDONDO RHONDA
BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6066) [18-16-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

REDONDO RHONDA                 POSITION IS EMPTY
BEACH BABES (309)              
(7-6066) [18-16-1,102]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SARAH SUNDANCE                 SARAH SUNDANCE
BEACH BABES (309)              BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6038) [17-29-1,86]          (7-6038) [17-29-1,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHURCH LADIES (548)         25
2. BEACH BABES (309)           17      SENTINELS (122)
3. UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)         0      Unchartered Team
4. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)     0
5. SENTINELS (122)             -7      WORTHLESS CRETINS (405)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          474 318 22 59.8   1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          12  3 0
 2/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      138 120 17 53.5   2- 2*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  5  5 1
 3- 3 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)     119 131  6 47.6   3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       4  3 0
 4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)        880 %1215 26 42.0   4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         2 13 0
 5- 5*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)   8  12  1 40.0   5- 5 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)      1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 680): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 562): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 685): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 676): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 684): ALPHONSO BLACK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 669): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 670): DESTITUTE NOBLE of GET OUTTA MY WAY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 669): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 637): BOARDSLIDE of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 624): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 617): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 568): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 514): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 562): KALIDOR of HYBORIA et al (Buri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 680): ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 562): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 685): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 681): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 676): RED BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 284): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 669): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 670): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 669): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 637): SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 624): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 617): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 568): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 514): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 562) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 680): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                            WAELGAEST of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 685): WHIRLING INSELBERG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 656): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherolock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
                           BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 675): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 683): ETUGEN KHAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 670): DESTITUTE NOBLE of GET OUTTA MY WAY (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 669): MESACH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 668): CHESTERTON of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 637): BOARDSLIDE of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
              (turn 636): 50/50 of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 617): RODEKILL of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BONSUR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for EILEEN?  
CHURCH LADIES' proud of her after beating FRATSFA SLAVE and getting 11 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  LUAU LILA's match with VENOMOUS GIGOLO cost her a loss of 12 
points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, 
welcome REDONDO RHONDA.  Aren't BEACH BABES proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy 
that said BONSUR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look 
at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  SENTINELS was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 474-318-22 record really that scary?  I don't know what CHURCH LADIES' 
been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from SENTINELS, that's 
fer sher.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  BONSUR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDONDO RHONDA 6066          18  16  1   102       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORSINIUS 6073                16  10  0   100       SENTINELS (122)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ESCHER 5201                  16   9  1    88       UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
 SARAH SUNDANCE 6038          17  29  1    86       BEACH BABES (309)
 ALPHONSO BLACK 6108          11   5  0    79       SENTINELS (122)
 LUAU LILA 6065               16  18  1    71       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARGO 6091                    8   4  0    56       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 EILEEN 6126                   6   1  1    47       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-ROSS 5381                     8  12  0    45       UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FARGO 6159                    4   0  0    25       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHISKEYJACK 6152              4   2  0    23       SENTINELS (122)
 DEBBIE 6127                   3   0  0    23       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 JANUS 6153                    2   2  0    22       SENTINELS (122)
 ONESHOT MCGEE 6182            1   0  0    10       SENTINELS (122)
 PEARL WHITE 6170              0   4  0     4       BEACH BABES (309)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175             0   3  0     3       BEACH BABES (309)
 PAM 6171                      0   1  0     1       CHURCH LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ARDIS 6168              1  2 0 CHURCH LADIES 548    WURM KIN              685  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Orsinius -- Probably all of the above. -- Sarah Sundance

Alphonso -- A BIG post-fight smash sounds good.  I've got something special for you
to try. -- Redondo Rhonda

Orsinius -- I wish you many such good days on the sands, but against someone else,
okay? -- Sarah Sundance, in dire need of strong smash tonight

Alphonso Black -- Wow, the licorice kaffe was probably a mistake, you were SOOOO
wound up!  Good going. -- Luau Lila
P.S.  But *I* should have learned a skill, too.

Convicted Assassin, bah.  I'll convict and assassinate HIM.  If I get the chance.
Darned wet blanket of an arenamaster stepped in.... -- Redondo Rhonda

Whiskeyjack -- Ah... a kind of bluejay?  Anyway, ouch! -- Pearl White

Fargo -- Damn, that wasn't fun at all, you know. -- Dellea Dover, enjoyer of fun
things, preferably on a beach

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARDIS was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ALPHONSO BLACK was demolished by REDONDO RHONDA in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
ORSINIUS luckily beat SARAH SUNDANCE in a 2 minute bloody master's duel.
LUAU LILA was overpowered by VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EILEEN devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MARGO overpowered JANUS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEBBIE devastated PEARL WHITE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WHISKEYJACK handily defeated DELLEA DOVER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PAM was vanquished by ONESHOT MCGEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  12 -  2      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  10 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  18 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 685 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  REDONDO RHONDA 6066        18  16  1  102 BEACH BABES (309)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ALPHONSO BLACK 6108        11   5  0   79 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARGO 6091                  8   4  0   56 CHURCH LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SARAH SUNDANCE 6038.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SARAH SUNDANCE 6038.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORSINIUS 
6073, EILEEN 6126, REDONDO RHONDA 6066, MARGO 6091, DEBBIE 6127, ONESHOT MCGEE 6182, 
ARDIS 6168, WHISKEYJACK 6152, ALPHONSO BLACK 6108, and LUAU LILA 6065.

The least popular fighter this week was PAM 6171.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DELLEA DOVER 6175, PEARL WHITE 6170, JANUS 6153, LUAU LILA 6065, 
ALPHONSO BLACK 6108, WHISKEYJACK 6152, ARDIS 6168, ONESHOT MCGEE 6182, DEBBIE 6127, 
and MARGO 6091.

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOTHER BEAR 3172 (180-120-3)           5  3  0         THE BEARS            
ZERO 3156 (201-134-7)                  5  3  0         WASTELAND II         

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRINGOLD 2416 (81-102-3)              10  3  0         SEA DOGS             
ISABEL 3540 (107-114-0)                8  3  0         WASTELAND II         
MACA-RAUNCHY SALAD 2358 (148-97-7)     2  2  0         SATAN'S DELI         
JUNINHO 4001 (40-19-1)                 1  4  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (21-5-0)          13  3  0         WASTELAND II         
SWEATY 4850 (14-9-0)                   6  3  0         BRAIN                
TENACIOUS 5337 (123-58-1)              6  3  0         BATHTUB ARMADA       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUGARBEET 5219 (34-38-1)               6  3  0         SUGAR AND SPICE      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PIRES 5665 (14-6-0)                    0  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EILEEN 6126 (5-1-1)                    1  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEBBIE 6127 (2-0-0)                    2  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BELLINI 6138 (0-0-0)                  12  2  1  DEAD   UNDEAD ARTISTS       
ROSE 6139 (0-0-0)                      3  3  0         DEMONIC FURY         
CORK & CLEAVER 6179 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         THE MOTHERSHIP 017   
SISLEY 6116 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         UNDEAD ARTISTS       
VARIANCE 6178 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         THE MOTHERSHIP 017   
YORKE 6040 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS