DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2011    Duedate: 08/22/2011

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-686

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ORSINIUS
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6073) [17-10-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ORSINIUS                       POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)                
(7-6073) [17-10-0,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SARAH SUNDANCE                 SARAH SUNDANCE
BEACH BABES (309)              BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6038) [17-30-1,82]          (7-6038) [17-30-1,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHURCH LADIES (548)         36
2. BEACH BABES (309)            5      SENTINELS (122)
3. SENTINELS (122)              3      Unchartered Team
4. UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)         0
5. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)     0      SCARLET KNIGHTS (299)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          476 321 22 59.7   1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          10  5 0
 2/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      142 120 17 54.2   2/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       7  2 0
 3- 3 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)     119 131  6 47.6   3/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         3 12 0
 4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)        881 %1219 26 42.0   4- 5 UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)      1  1 0
 5- 5*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)   8  12  1 40.0   5- 2*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 658): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 682): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 677): ELMINOTH of REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 685): REDONDO RHONDA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 671): CHATROOMMATE of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 638): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 563): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 681): ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 686): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 658): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 682): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 677): RED BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 285): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 670): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 671): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 637): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 563) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 680): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                            WAELGAEST of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): HARKRANZ of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
                           EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
              (turn 685): WHIRLING INSELBERG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
                           BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 670): DESTITUTE NOBLE of GET OUTTA MY WAY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 637): BOARDSLIDE of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 617): RODEKILL of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): JUBHAL of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm not surprised I won, Alphonso, but that was faster than I looked for.  Hmm,
looks to me like I got you with one hit.  Well, it happens.  If you come by the
cabana tonight, we've got some new stuff ready.  Plus, there will be spaghetti.

                                  Redondo Rhonda

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see PEARL WHITE win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MARY ANN beat 
JANUS and JANUS lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  ORSINIUS challenged 
BONSUR's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the 
new, as ORSINIUS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From BONSUR's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  BONSUR, 
I am losing what little hope I had in you.  UNDEAD ARTISTS the most avoided team?  
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like CHURCH LADIES avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORSINIUS 6073                17  10  0   112       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDONDO RHONDA 6066          18  17  1    92       BEACH BABES (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ESCHER 5201                  16   9  1    88       UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)
 ALPHONSO BLACK 6108          12   5  0    88       SENTINELS (122)
 SARAH SUNDANCE 6038          17  30  1    82       BEACH BABES (309)
 LUAU LILA 6065               16  19  1    68       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARGO 6091                    9   4  0    60       CHURCH LADIES (548)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EILEEN 6126                   7   1  1    55       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-ROSS 5381                     8  12  0    45       UNDEAD ARTISTS (169)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FARGO 6159                    4   0  0    25       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEARL WHITE 6170              1   4  0    25       BEACH BABES (309)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEBBIE 6127                   3   0  0    23       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 MARY ANN 6183                 1   0  0    17       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 WHISKEYJACK 6152              4   3  0    15       SENTINELS (122)
 JANUS 6153                    2   3  0     9       SENTINELS (122)
 PAM 6171                      1   1  0     8       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175             0   4  0     4       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ONESHOT MCGEE 6182      1  1 0 SENTINELS 122        BLACK ORC             686  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ah, the real, authentically labeled tourney results!  We salute 'em, even though some
of the best haven't been active here in a long time. -- Jorja and the Beach Babes

Orsinius -- Pure luck!  Well, and possibly good management.  Still, I won't hold it
against you. -- Sarah Sundance

I went into that fight thinking the Venomous Gigolo should be roasted in a pit like
the pig he is.  Then I realized that he would poison anyone who dined on, and
possibly even the ground he was roasted in.  So a pass on that. -- Luau Lila

Debbie -- Ah, you see?  I'm getting very good at losing.  I'm probably a natural at
it. -- Pearl White

Whiskeyjack -- One of those noisy birds, for sure.  Maybe if I were to pour a bunch
of whiskey down your throat, it would make you quieter? -- Dellea Dover

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ONESHOT MCGEE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ORSINIUS devastated REDONDO RHONDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
PAM defeated DELLEA DOVER in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
ALPHONSO BLACK devastated LUAU LILA in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SARAH SUNDANCE was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory expert's brawl.
EILEEN devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARGO viciously subdued VICIOUS PIRATE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
WHISKEYJACK was vanquished by PEARL WHITE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JANUS lost to MARY ANN in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  12 -  2      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  16 -  2      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 686 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ORSINIUS 6073              17  10  0  112 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ALPHONSO BLACK 6108        12   5  0   88 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARGO 6091                  9   4  0   60 CHURCH LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SARAH SUNDANCE 6038.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SARAH SUNDANCE 6038.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORSINIUS 
6073, MARGO 6091, MARY ANN 6183, PAM 6171, ALPHONSO BLACK 6108, EILEEN 6126, JANUS 
6153, PEARL WHITE 6170, ONESHOT MCGEE 6182, and REDONDO RHONDA 6066.

The least popular fighter this week was WHISKEYJACK 6152.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LUAU LILA 6065, DELLEA DOVER 6175, REDONDO RHONDA 6066, ONESHOT 
MCGEE 6182, PEARL WHITE 6170, JANUS 6153, EILEEN 6126, ALPHONSO BLACK 6108, PAM 6171, 
and MARY ANN 6183.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.