DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/23/2011    Duedate: 09/05/2011

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-687

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ORSINIUS
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6073) [18-10-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ORSINIUS                       VARIANCE
SENTINELS (122)                THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
(7-6073) [18-10-0,122]         (7-6178) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORSINIUS                       ORSINIUS
SENTINELS (122)                SENTINELS (122)
(7-6073) [18-10-0,122]         (7-6073) [18-10-0,122]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHURCH LADIES (548)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             29
2. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)    26      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)         21      Unchartered Team
4. BEACH BABES (309)            5
                                       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          478 324 23 59.6   1/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      10  2 0
 2/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      145 120 17 54.7   2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 1
 3/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)        883 %1222 27 41.9   3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         4 11 1
 4/ 5*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)   9  14  1 39.1   4/ 5*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 682): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 564): FANGS of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 659): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 678): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 286): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 672): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 671): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 639): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 626): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 619): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 570): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 682): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 564): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 659): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 678): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 286): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 672): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 671): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 639): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 626): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 619): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 570): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): HARKRANZ of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
                           EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
               (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): JUBHAL of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It would seem that I am a bit quicker than my teammate Alphonso.  While he sat
back and waited for Rhonda to hit him, I was a bit more proactive.  It proved to be
the better plan.  So here I sit, Duelmaster of this fine arena, as so many former
Sentinels have done.  It is a proud moment, that will hopefully last for more than
just a moment.
     Rhonda, I will be aiming for you again this turn.  First, because you are the
only warrior within challenging range.  It limits my options.  Second, you are the
one that Alphonso least wants to fight, so I'll be running a bit of interference for
him.  Wingman and all that.

Enjoy the sands everyone!
Orsinius, Duelmaster of Bonsur

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of BONSUR.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  SENTINELS?  Who?  
CHURCH LADIES is the top team these days, buddies!  THE MOTHERSHIP 017 had cause to 
celebrate, after VARIANCE got 20 points by beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE.  PEARL WHITE 
certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to DEBBIE and losing 10 
points in the process!  Well, Duelmaster ORSINIUS challenged BEACH BABES' REDONDO 
RHONDA.  Is a 17-10-0 good enough?  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were 
disappointed by REDONDO RHONDA, of BEACH BABES, who despite a 18-18-1 couldn't 
overcome BONSUR's Number 1.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable 
walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in BONSUR avoid CHURCH LADIES.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, SENTINELS scurried away from CHURCH LADIES.  Oh, the shame!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  The audience 
gave a nice round of rasberries to SARAH SUNDANCE of BEACH BABES, for expiring in 
such an ungraceful fashion.  17-31-1, indeed!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it 
slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in BONSUR is the highlight of my life.  More important 
duties call me.  BONSUR, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill 
at The Warty Toad.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORSINIUS 6073                18  10  0   122       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALPHONSO BLACK 6108          13   5  1    97       SENTINELS (122)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDONDO RHONDA 6066          18  18  1    86       BEACH BABES (309)
 LUAU LILA 6065               17  19  1    78       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EILEEN 6126                   8   1  1    61       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-MARGO 6091                    9   4  0    60       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEBBIE 6127                   4   0  0    33       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-FARGO 6159                    4   0  0    25       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY ANN 6183                 2   0  0    22       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 VARIANCE 6178                 1   0  0    20       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
 WHISKEYJACK 6152              4   4  0    16       SENTINELS (122)
 PEARL WHITE 6170              1   5  0    15       BEACH BABES (309)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175             1   4  1    14       BEACH BABES (309)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAM 6171                      1   1  0     8       CHURCH LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SARAH SUNDANCE 6038    17 31 1 BEACH BABES 309      ALPHONSO BLACK 6108   687   
JANUS 6153              2  4 0 SENTINELS 122        WURM KIN              687  NONE
TORCHBEARER 6189        0  1 0 SENTINELS 122        SPYMASTER             687  NONE
CORK & CLEAVER 6179     0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 DELLEA DOVER 6175     687   
TEN 6177                0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 STONE GOLEM           687  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Orsinius -- Psst!  We have to make sure that Snide Clemens never discovers the
cabana!  We will NOT serve that "person"! -- the Beach Babes

Orsinius -- Well done!  I'm glad you pulled that one off, because I have a great new
recipe to work on, and it requires all my concentration. -- Redondo Rhonda

Pam -- You're a darned hotshot is what YOU are.  And you probably had some god on
your side, as well. -- Dellea Dover
P.S.  Actually, good fight.

Alphonso Black -- And you expect me to cook for you?  Roast pig with all the
trimmings?  Ha!  You can probably get some smash, because that's the whole team, but
*I* am the one who does the roasting, and I'm not feeling generous tonight. -- Luau
Lila
P.S.  Maybe tomorrow, though....  I don't hold grudges.

Well, *I* hold a grudge against the Khalhums Dwarf!  If he wants to be treated as a
friend, he chan SHAVE first. -- Sarah Sundance

Whiskeyjack -- I kind of wish you were taller, but I s'pose we're both the same
height if we lie down on the beach, aren't we?  Just don't put any of that whiskey
stuff in the smash.  They tell me it "upsets the chemistry."  Oooo-kay.  If they say
so. -- Pearl White

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JANUS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TORCHBEARER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
TEN was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena match.
ORSINIUS vanquished REDONDO RHONDA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
DEBBIE overpowered PEARL WHITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LUAU LILA bested M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
SARAH SUNDANCE was viciously butchered by ALPHONSO BLACK in a 2 minute master's match.
EILEEN overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WHISKEYJACK lost to MARY ANN in a 1 minute duel.
DELLEA DOVER slaughtered CORK & CLEAVER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VARIANCE vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  15 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  14 -  2      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  10 -  2      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 687 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ORSINIUS 6073              18  10  0  122 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ALPHONSO BLACK 6108        13   5  1   97 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   EILEEN 6126                 8   1  1   61 CHURCH LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORSINIUS 6073.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TEN 6177.  The ten other most popular fighters were SARAH SUNDANCE 6038, ORSINIUS 
6073, LUAU LILA 6065, DEBBIE 6127, ALPHONSO BLACK 6108, EILEEN 6126, MARY ANN 6183, 
DELLEA DOVER 6175, VARIANCE 6178, and WHISKEYJACK 6152.

The least popular fighter this week was CORK & CLEAVER 6179.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PEARL WHITE 6170, REDONDO RHONDA 6066, TORCHBEARER 6189, JANUS 
6153, WHISKEYJACK 6152, VARIANCE 6178, DELLEA DOVER 6175, MARY ANN 6183, EILEEN 6126, 
and ALPHONSO BLACK 6108.